#alert and for what

[dark-elf-writes]

You ever just feel the emotional equivalent of

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#the elf talks #alert and for what #congratulation brain I am now aware #the part no one talks about when it comes to anxiety disorders is how fuckign annoying they are #thanks man now I’m anxious and NOTHING IS HAPPENING

[greenglowinspooks]

To be honest. DCxDP where the reason Danny meets the bats is Ace the Bat-hound

Like, just think about it for a second. Danny is in Gotham for college, or maybe he just moved out to find a city where having mad scientist parents isn’t actually that unusual.

He can see ghosts.

The ghosts know this.

Now he’s getting harassed left and right by spirits trying to get closure. Fine, whatever, most of them are a one-and-done type deal, and the amount of ghosts trying to get his help steadily decreases.

Except for this one very stubborn dog.

It just keeps showing up and leading him to crime scenes! He doesn’t know how many “anonymous tips” he can call in to the cops before they trace his phone! And this dog, this incredibly good boy, will not stop trying to help the city. He’s never met anyone with such a strong sense of justice, let alone a dog. Can dogs even have a moral compass?

And so Danny just accepts the fact that Ace isn’t going anywhere and becomes his reluctant sidekick/dedicated medium. He leans into the whole thing, dressing up in a mix of traditional magic-user attire and accessories that pay homage to the ghost dog.

He becomes somewhat well known. The psychopomp detective following around the shadowy figure of a German Shepard? That’s unusual! That’s weird! I mean, it’s not the weirdest thing in Gotham, sure, but he’s a new vigilante and he’s got a ghost dog that people can only see when it’s around him. Someone’s gonna notice.

Damian, as Robin, is the first to reach out to him.

Ace doesn’t know Damian but he does know a Robin, and while this isn’t his Robin, he’s still friendlier than usual. Danny’s panicking because oh god the bats are here and also is this kid gonna steal my ghost dog, Damian is absolutely delighted by Ace, and Ace is just happy to see a Robin again.

Damian decides that the psychopomp isn’t a danger to anyone, and there’s no reason to put this encounter into his reports, really, and perhaps Danny can help with some of his cases in the future.

Danny is sweating bullets because Damian basically tells him that he’ll keep him secret as long as he gets to play with Ace. Ace is happy that he’s finally getting some bat affiliated crime-fighting assistance.

And so, Danny is now both Ace AND Damian’s reluctant assistant. At least whenever he’s in trouble, he can always call a middle schooler to help him.

(Is Robin even in school? He’s out patrolling damn near every night, and he stays out late as hell. Does he have a bedtime? He should.)

Eventually it gets to the point where Damian is going over to Danny’s house. When he first sees it, he has a damn bitch you live like this moment, to which Danny responds that not everyone has the money to afford a nice place. Damian counters that he could at least take the time to clean up, and Danny replies that he’s working, going to school, and being a vigilante assistant to a ghost dog, something’s got to give.

Danny nearly has a heart attack when he checks his bank account the next day and sees that someone transferred him 10,000 dollars.

And so they get into a routine. Danny and Damian fight crime with Ace at night, and occasionally Damian stops by during the day to play with Ace and have Danny help with his homework.

(Damian is smart enough to do it on his own, but some of the instructions are written incredibly confusingly, and he would never admit to needing help to his family. Danny is just glad that the kid is in school and cares about his education, blissfully unaware that he’s basically emotionally adopted him.)

Damian is used to being in Danny’s company.

Eventually, when going over a case with the family, Damian absentmindedly remarks that he’ll have to ask Danny about some of the clues that they might be missing. Nightwing asks who he means and Damian makes a face like he just swallowed a lemon.

Cue shitstorm.

Who is “Danny?” Why is Damian willing to ask for help from anyone, much less someone outside of the family? Does he know who Damian is? Has Damian been compromised? What the hell is going on?

Damian now has to explain that Danny is the psychopomp with the ghost dog who he might have met hunted down while on patrol and conveniently not mentioned, but he’s not a bad person, really, and he lets him play with Ace, and he’s been quite helpful on certain cases due to his ability to talk to ghosts.

Bruce insists that the family meet Danny. Damian, hoping that he won’t just skip town the second he hears the news, relents.

Danny is surprisingly eager to meet the bats, considering his earlier fears.

Damian, blissfully unaware of what’s coming, sets a time and place to meet.

Once everyone is there, he gives Bruce the earful of a lifetime.

Robin is in middle school! Danny knows that there’s no way to stop the boy from going on patrol, but you could at least shift his schedule so he gets enough sleep on school nights! Does the Bat even know where he is half the time?! (No) And why isn’t he comfortable asking his family for help with both cases and homework? Did they ever even notice how much time he was spending at Danny’s house? If Danny was a bad person, he could have seriously hurt the poor boy! Shame on you!

Nightwing is mortified that Damian didn’t trust him enough to tell him about any of this. Red Hood is laughing his ass off, because yeah Danny is making good points but he’s also chewing out the literal Batman. Tim is recording the whole thing. Steph is delighted by the absolute gall of this Danger Twink™️, and already planning to add him to several groupchats. Damian is more embarrassed than he’s ever been in his entire life.

You, he points to Nightwing, did your academic life feel supported when you were a Robin? Nightwing is too stunned to speak. Red Hood, eternal shit-stirrer, says that oh, we all prioritized patrol over our education, that’s just how it is. Red Robin actually dropped out of high school to avoid distractions, did you know that?

Danny honest-to-god shrieks at this.

He finishes his angry rant and leaves, everyone too stunned to stop him.

And as it turns out, Tim wasn’t the only person recording the whole thing.

The entire internet is blowing up with Psychopomp The Danger Twink™️’s rant. People are taking sides. Things are getting messy. Red Hood literally admitting on-camera to previously being a Robin is somehow not the main focus here.

Eventually someone connects some dots from the video, as well as stories circling the internet about the psychopomp. A ghost dog named Ace, who is the literal only reason that the psychopomp is fighting crime at all, which seems incredibly fond of Nightwing and Robin.

A crime-fighting dog who wants constant attention from both the current and original Robin.

Oh my god, Ace the Bat-hound died and became a crime-fighting ghost.

And, somehow, that’s still not the strangest thing going on in Gotham.

#dcxdp #dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp prompt #literally Ace is too good a boy to pass on #this veered wildly into ‘Danny emotionally adopts Damian’ but really it’s what he deserves #sometimes family is an ex child assassin an undead college student and a ghost dog #also Danny gives literally no shits during investigations because he Cannot Die #he will just casually take 40 bullets to the chest like it’s nothing #if he encounters a rogue he will beat the everloving hell out of them and then give them Jazz’s card #(she’s doing confidential therapy for vigilantes and rogues) #except for the ones who are too far gone. like the joker #he’s a bitch and Danny hates him #if given the opportunity Danny would gladly kill him but Clockwork says he’s not allowed to do that #so he settles with beating the hell out of him and then covering all his stuff in glue #and of course alerting the authorities

[lilislegacy]

rick sometimes reminds me of a hormonal teenage girl (i say this as someone who was once a hormonal teenage girl)

like tell me this isn’t every 15 year old

a lot of people: hey!! we love new characters, but we actually don’t want jason’s pov right now, we want per-

rick: FINE THEN HE’ll JUST DIE

us:

us: um? that’s not-

rick: *storms away*

#rick… what the FUCK #we literally NEVER asked for that #THAT IS NOT WHAT WE WANTED #spoiler alert #the lost hero #jason grace #rick riordan #i love jason grace #percy jackson #pjo spoilers #toa spoilers #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo

[fractangle]

Pride month vest project, a patch a day #29: Wheat But Not Bread, Fruit But Not Wine

#wheat but not bread fruit but not wine #trans #transgender #pride #pride patch vest #embroidery #diy punk #battle jacket #if you've been following along you'll notice this isn't the raw patch against a background of the surface of my desk #that's because i fucked up and forgot to take a picture of this before sewing it onto my vest #that might be a spoiler alert for what's coming tomorrow

[fourphoenixfeathers]

Beloveds. My blorbos. Holding them gently in my hands but in my mind they are spinning at mach speeds.

#transformers #transformers g1 #red alert #starscream #maccadam #rae art #i love them #what if. enemies to friends to lovers #holding a bat to starscreams head #stop being toxic bitch im about to redeem you #red alert is so relatable #anxiety ball #kibby

[pumpkster]

#art tag #underswap #chara #asgore #papyrus #sans #im in another device so i hope im seeing the colours okay #ts!underswap #muffet #spoiler alert but HOW DOES FLOWEY EXIST AT THE SAME TIME AS ASRIEL #<- i spoiled myself i havent played it fully yet #great game ive been screaming about it on my priv #also i went to frisks wikia and it said they didnt narrate what chara does like in ut.... year ruined #maybe it isnt updated #im still freaking out over the 'i didnt say that' #AGHGHHG #undertale

[avocadoraisin]

A vampire and a werewolf walk onto a crime scene...

#perez: what the fuck was that #spoiler alert then they fall in love bc im a sap #also no one else knows they are creatures (except Perez knows Strahm is a werewolf) they just sense each other #drawing this nearly took me out #werepire au #hoffstrahm #coffinshipping #mark hoffman #peter strahm #sawposting #saw #saw fanart #drawing #saw au #srry im not good at real comics my brain only works in film or something i only do storyboard type thingies #also i feel like this more than anything is giving me violent flashbacks to running my old askblog haha #the desire to make a billion weird little comics of situations

[aashwarr]

morning jogs with camille. with final exams coming up, camille is staying focused by keeping up with her morning routine. this includes a jog around downtown britechester.

#aashwarr #ts4 #the sims 4 #sims 4 aesthetic #discover university #the sweat is from the ww mod #i usually have this setting disabled but #now i love it! it's realistic #also camille got a lot of attractiveness alerts in this ep #but what's new LMAO

[koolaidashley]

What yall know abt the neon void

#wip alert #I like how this is rn #but I haven’t quite decided what to do next …. #so wip to guilt me into finishing it at some point #rottmnt #rottmnt Leo #rottmnt au #the neon void

[probablyanalienindisguise]

Black and white canvases my beloved

#I just love linearting things without colour ngl #It's fun :) #Also also what's the thing my favorite characters have in common?? Can you guess?? #Spoiler alert #They fucking die #This game is like “Okay here's characters you will absolutely love. And we're gonna put them through so much torture and pain.” #“They're not gonna live to see you fix it either. :)” :( #digital art #art #hollow knight #the hollow knight #hk hollow knight #hk tiso #tiso #hk quirrel #quirrel

[malcontentonline]

So I watched Goncharov (1973) after seeing a few posts about joe and, can I say, he did not disappoint! I love unhinged quirky characters like this so I was already expecting to like him, but I wasn’t expecting how deep and interesting his character actually was and how much was shown in such a (relatively) short amount of screen time.

#unreality #goncharov 1973 #ice pick joe #new Little meow meow alert #also I know it is probably a bit out of character for him to be smoking #With what happened to his mum #But idk it looked cool #plz no one cancel me 🙏 #goncharov #my art

[crawley-fell]

Just an unexpected blessing.

#underrated moment alert!!! #look at these soft bois #also i'm very interested in what DT is doing with his mouth here i would very much like to climb inside it #good omens #gomens #good omens 2 #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable husbands #crowley #fanart #aziraphale #aziracrow #antony j crowley #anthony j crowley #crowley x aziraphale #my gifs

[lilislegacy]

the fact that i can’t headcanon percy, jason, thalia, and annabeth all being one big family

percy and annabeth are gonna get married, jason and percy are like brothers, thalia and annabeth are basically sisters, and jason and thalia are actual siblings. jason and annabeth are all nerdy and traumatized together, and percy and thalia are the equivalent of “i’d die for you but you’re not borrowing by dagger”

think about them all having thanksgiving and christmas together?

oh wait you can’t because rick is a little BITCH and decided that my little sweet precious jason needed to die

dammit rick

#IM MENTALLY DOING CPR ON JASON #AND ITS NOT FUCKING WORKING #SOMEONE GET THE PADDLES #they’re on a little red cart titled RICK WHAT THE FUCK #anyway #i’m not well #jason grace #percy jackson #annabeth chase #thalia grace #percabeth #i love jason grace #pjo #heroes of olympus #percy jackson and the olympians #spoiler alert #toa spoilers

[lazylittledragon]

he's doing his best

#art #comic #vampire #the damsons #canon birthday alert btw #i have veronika's too and it's also a spooky one #if anyone can guess what it is you win a prize

[andthebeanstalk]

You shouldn't get a wheelchair, walker, cane, shower chair, or any kind of assistive technology mobility aid because then you might become dependent on them. Just like how you also shouldn't get glasses if you have bad eyesight because then you might become dependent on those.

For instance, if you end up stuck using corrective eyewear, you could actually lose your ability to tell what things are even when they are extremely blurry! You need to get used to having migraines from seeing unclearly because if you wear glasses all the time, you are basically giving up!! You don't need to see things coming at you from far away! You just need to get good at dodging, and if you can't, then you have no one to blame but yourself!!

For example, I read a really heart-worming article recently about a girl who was stuck using glasses - just absolutely, tragically trapped in her eyewear from dawn to dusk, even though she was good and never ever complained; and I heard she trained herself to discern the blurry faces of her loved ones with 60% accuracy! - she was even able to walk down the aisle at her wedding WITHOUT forcing the discomfort of seeing a woman in glasses on all her guests!!

Sure, she had to give her vows with a splitting headache, and she couldn't see her husband's expression when he said "I do," but overall, SO inspi-ration-al!!! So up-lifting!!

(She didn't even have to use a seeing eye cane, which would have been the worst-case scenario, obviously, because she worked hard to make sure she looked LESS disabled, not MORE disabled!!! Everyone knows blind people exist solely to be a cautionary tale to sighted people!!)

Also, did you know some people get glasses when they only need them a little bit?? How selfish of them! Sure, there's not a shortage, and an increase in demand would result in overall increased accessibility to glasses--but emotionally it's like taking glasses away from someone who needs them more! After all, if everyone who needed glasses got them, then...... um...... more people would have glasses! Which is probably bad!!!!

I also had a friend who was trapped in glasses who saved up all her money for laser eye surgery, and I don't know why everyone doesn't just do that! Sure, some doctors say some people don't "qualify" and it "won't help" those people, but that's why you can't give up!! You don't want to be one of those people!

After all, what's the worse thing that could happen with an unnecessary laser surgery to the face that comes with crippling debt??? It's worth the risk to gain your FREEDOM back, and I'm so proud of my friend!!

Tragically, she did die later that year while driving Uber and squinting at street signs, but at least now I know my friend is finally free from the shackles of her terrible eyesight. #ripAshley #rippedAshley #justripit 😌😌😌❤😇😇😇

And that's why you shouldn't get used to using a mobility aid!! Because, like glasses, they are inherently embarrassing to be seen with; and - like glasses - it is more noble to silently suffer than to depend on unnatural technologies that force you to rely on them!!! (Besides, everyone else will be SO much more comfortable if you look normal!)

I hope you learned something today. 💖

#original #to be absolutely clear all of this is satire from a person who has been denied a wheelchair because of these exact reasons #it's been 5 years since I first asked for one and was told no bc i might become reliant on it. #it's been an extremely painful and stationary 5 years. #blind people can lead full and beautiful lives and they deserve respect and accommodation and agency #listen to disabled people about what they need #disability advocacy #disability #ableism cw #disabled #mobility aids #wheelchair #wheelchair user #rollator #mobility aid #scooter #electric wheelchairs #cane user #actually crippled #angry cripple alert #i also have glasses if that is relevant #cripple punk

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ough the adhd focus music shit really fuckin works once i get over the "need to start work" hurdle I just stood up not realizing 3 hours'd passed and feeling every negative effect at once

#this is also your alert to take a damn bio break #get food water use bathroom take meds stretch legs what have u #adhd