#aight back to cave

[atypicalantinomy]

considering how much ive been struggling with any kind of creative process in the last few months, I didn't think I still had in me the ability to crank out five pics in less than two months. here they are all together

I love hitojaku and hypmic

#hitojaku #hitoya amaguni #jakurai jinguji #hypmic #hypnosis mic #hypnosis microphone #my drawings #aight enough back to the cave I go

[thunderneves]

identity

#fire ant #orange cassidy #aight im going back to my cave

[pktearsoftazmily]

That name... God. He hoped he’d never hear that name again. Never again, never again...

#ic ness tag #dash commentary tag #I saw they were being mentioned and my Ness instantly reacted #I've finally reached The Cave of the Past tonight funnily enough #Aight now back to your regular dashes folks aha

[buckysarm]

if i had any ability to draw whatsoever i would be SO insufferable about my faves omg i just want to put them in so many situations!!

#nobody cares nicole #frothing at the mouth #so envious of artists! #y'all can just #MAKE what you see in ur head?? #incredible #aight going back in the cave now ✌️

[haakaan00502]

Old habits and new

Ghost treads carefully, one foot in front of the other, a handgun up and close to his chest as if it was protecting his heart. He stays near the wall, almost gliding through it, slow and fluid movements as his eyes dart from one corner to another, checking every angle his view allows him to.

He looks at the mirror, checking the reflection of the kitchen to see if there was anyone-

“Si?” a familiar voice asks.

Ghost feels like he was caught red handed, a feeling close to shame settles in his chest.

“Sorry,” he says with a sigh.

He releases the tension his back was holding before setting his bag on the side of their couch.

Ghost opens the pantry, checking for supplies, sufficient water and food. He checks some of the canned goods sell-by date, or if they still have enough detergents below the sink. He opens the fridge and counts the frozen meat and vegetables they still had, checking if the eggs are still fresh.

Soap eyes him from the side while he was sipping water, giving a concerned look.

“Simon,” Soap says, to which Ghost grumbled in response before reluctantly closing the fridge.

“Sorry.”

He throws his body to the couch while Soap busies himself in the other room.

He takes out a handgun, flicking the lights on and off before checking if the mag is empty. He pulls the slides and back before pulling the trigger, removing the slide off the gun revealing its innards.

He polishes the gun with a rag, barely smudging the towel.

With a quick spray of gun oil, he reassembles the gun back, placing the trigger and the spring where it belongs. Putting the slide back in its frame in one smooth fashion, nearly beating his personal speed record

Having done so hundreds of times, the glock looked like it shined, even more pristine than the day he first got it.

He taps his left leg as he clasps his hands together, feeling anxious for seemingly no reason at all, Ghost slightly grows irritated. He leans back to the couch, placing his head on top of the backrest as he closes his eyes.

He hates it whenever they go on leave, so much so they had to force Ghost on taking one. Only ever agreeing when Soap asked, three times. Though he was sure all it took was one for him to cave in.

Ghost never learned how to leave his shoes on the front door, always bringing his work even inside their home, muddying up the floors. He’s not opposed to learning how to “relax” or get a “day off,” it’s just that he was conditioned not to. He learned to live without doing so.

“You aight?” Soap asks, standing behind Ghost.

His eyes greeted by another pair owned by one dear to him, Soap looks down on Ghost giving a soft concerning look.

“Sorry,” Ghost sighs.

Soap replies with a hum through pieced lips, a habit he recently picked up and one that Ghost loves. Soap sits next to Ghost, placing a hand on Ghost’s tapping leg in an attempt to stop it.

Soap is patient, he understands it’s hard to adjust to a normal civilian life and he’s mentally prepared himself to guide Ghost through all of it, afterall he himself knows old habits die hard.

So it comes as a surprise to both of them when Ghost holds his hand out for Soap to grab, Ghost realizing that this is now ingrained to his very being, something he would be doing for years to come.

That thought felt nice.

When Soap took it, they held tight until every nook and corner touched, until no light could ever see the palms of their hand. The two held with the intention of never letting go, afraid that the love inside would slip out.

For now Ghost doubts his mind, his eyes, trusting only Soap’s hands.

#ghost mw2 #ghost riley #ghost x soap #ghostsoap #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #simon riley #soap mctavish #soap mw2 #soapghost #soap x ghost #ghost mwii #ghost cod #ghost #simon ghost #soap cod #soap call of duty #soap modern warfare #soap mactavish #johnny mactavish #john mactavish #simon riley x john mactavish #john mctavish #cod mwii #call of duty mwii #cod mw2 #mw2 #call of duty mw2 #soap mwii #haakaan00502 comp

[itgirlgyu]

would this txt guy punch me if i ask him to?

context: toothache. warning: gaslighting. violence.

✷ yeonjun!

no!

honestly i think he's too much pussy to punch.

he'd be there like, with sweat running down his forehead.

his fist shaking, and his voice trembling.

if we pay even more attention to his cowardice, we could hear his teeth chattering and his chin wobbling.

his wussy behavior would put me off

instead we just visit the dentist on his debit card

he can't be more thankful for that even though now he's in debt because of it.

✷ soobin!

he's been waiting for a chance honestly.

"soobin could you punch me bro i hav—"

"aight square up."

he's taken the right position to land the perfect punch.

he's hunched back and has been pulling his wrist back while supporting it with his other hand.

and in that moment he looks like he's actually taking his vengeance instead of helping you

there's a literal twinkle in his eyes.

that's not the soobin we know.

i fear for my life so i will be fleeing that scene

and ending my friendship.

✷ beomgyu!

he might.

some gaslighting and emotional blackmailing needed tho.

he's like, "no how could i?"

while removing his rings and freeing the tension in his wrist, getting ready to hit the mark.

might shed tears as he measures the distance and the amount of force he might need to excert.

enlightenment hits like this man would actually end up caving my jaw in

so i refuse with a flower in my hands as peace treaty 🌹

he agrees and we both hapilly live together while planning an extensive plan to get shit done on someone else's bill.

✷ taehyun!

straight up refuses without even listening to the reasoning.

refuses even more vehemently after listening to the reasoning.

like he too is a hater of capitalism but apparently refusing to going to the dentist is something only an imbecile would do

sure taehyun that doesn't sound like hypocrisy at all 🙄

might start lecturing on dental hygiene and then gives an array of things to help the ache

okay but i would literally bite my own tongue to stop myself from making even a bit of sound in front of him

bc you make one sound and he's looks like he'd grab your hair and drag you to the dentist.

✷huening kai.

yeah lmao he wouldn't.

although he'd empathise

but that's all he would do.

does a lil "oh poor you" everytime he comes in and then back to going whatever he had been doing.

might ask after a day or two like oh how's your toothache?

probably uses this chance and make a gift list with whole mouth wash, and pain killer and all that basket for christmas.

doesn't eat anything sweet in front of you bc he thinks it's rude.

oh my poor hyuka ily

but a true blue idgaf king.

i do not apologise for shit posting. ⋆

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[1moreoffkeyanthem]

I finally did it yall I made a list of my favorite Cartmanisms bc I do in fact very much enjoy writing his out of pocket ass

“Oh speaking of,” Cartman added, “let’s just sacrifice the Insulin Bitch and the brain damaged hippie to the zaliens so the rest of us can make a run for it.”

Eric was scowling. “Only I’M allowed to make comments about you two gayasses. I say we wipe the floor with those homophobes.”

“I doubt they’ll have a vest in your size, Thumbulimia.”

“Please, I have better things to do than watch the Jew have a Post Traumatic Spider Disorder episode.”

Cartman rolled his eyes, but got up to drop a five in the Fuckwad Jar. “I hate you guys, seriously. Marj, you weren’t even in the room for the Nancy joke.” The lace trim of his robe fluttered as he sat back down, which made Stan laugh again. “What’s so funny, hippie?” There weren’t really words, honestly, but he’d try. “I just… I never want us to change, you know?” “Gay.”

Eric sung a few lines of ‘Jesus Loves The Little Children’ in a creepy horror movie voice and then sprung out from his hiding spot and started blasting on an unsuspecting youth who got too close, chasing him down the field with rarely shown athleticism.

Cartman looked incredibly bored as he clicked the magazine and snapped it back into place. “Well fuck me for being prepared.”

Cartman scoffed. “He’s not doing anything but staring up at you like he’s Sleeping Goddamn Beauty and you just kissed him out of a coma.”

“Awww, looook, you guys! They’re having a gay little hurt/comfort moment again! What, you gonna kiss it better, Kahl?”

Cartman just rolled his eyes and crossed his arms. “What the hell ever, Jimothy. Go stutter about it to someone else.”

“Okay, fucking first of all,” Kyle shot a glare at Cartman, “no one’s getting sacrificed. Literally, that’s not goddamn happening. AND we’re keeping this discussion CIVIL. It’s five in the morning and nobody’s slept very much. There’s not a single guy here who’s actually thinking straight.” “That would be because half of you are gay as balls.”

“Once again, I’m moving that we leave the hippie behind.” “Cartman, remind me to kick your ass when we’re out of here.” “Good luck on that if you fucking faint like one of those stupid goats again.”

Cartman was out of bullets, but he’d taken out a good chunk of the extraterrestrial undead. “Holy shit, Kahl, you better not die on us. Cockroach, remember? You’re a damn cockroach.”

“Aight, so anyway, what’s JewBot up to?” “Still at work. He’ll be home later. We’re gonna go out to dinner with the Tuckers.” “I didn’t ask for your life’s story, buttplug,”

“Oh JESUS CHRIST!!” Oh, great. Cartman had emerged from his cave. “Did I just walk into a stairwell orgy?”

“Fuck you, Kahl. Your recycled dildo and his weirdo wingman pulled me out of a Klance slowburn.” “WHO the FUCK is reading Voltron fanfiction in 2023?!” “Some of us are dedicated.”

Eric paused his self imposed quest to rob every taco truck in GTA and set aside his controller. “Hellllll no. The vampires don’t get my blood without paying me for it.”

“Geez, pack it up, Fiddler On The Roof.”

“Fatass, if he dies in a car accident because YOU made him freak, I WILL kill you.” “Good luck doing that with one leg and a fever, fleshlight.” But his voice softened. “Just try to chill out until he gets home, Kahl. Then you can be a terrible patient for someone who actually likes you.”

“Yeah, hippie. I wasn’t going to deal with you if something happened to your burning bush.”

A certain abrasive fuckwad leaned casually against the wall. “Oh, the Bubonic Jew didn’t tell you yet? I said he fell on the stairs, didn’t I? He just hurt his knee again, what else is new.” Stan made a noise of surprise and Cartman pointed his beef jerky at him. “By the way, I really don’t get why you get so stoked about lugging him around. He’s difficult.”

Cartman scurried off to inspect a leaf. “Woah, you guys! I think I just, like, discovered empathy!” “You’re looking at a plant.” “Plants have feelings too, Khal! Look at your photosynthesizing dildo back there!”

“Like he needs an excuse to get on his high horse about shit.” “I’ll kick your fat ass,” Kyle warned. “Good luck, tinkerbell.”

Cartman had planted himself into the passenger seat, munching away at that bag of funyuns. He glanced back. “What’s the ‘sitch, Ken-Possible?”

“Because, you pussy,” Cartman said with a false saccharine smile, “you have the biggest TikTok following from your gayass little songs.

“Yep.” Cartman said through a mouthful of eggs. “Plus, Clyde has an affair going with the town vet, Butters is a total twink, and Stanny boy has a boner for the Jew.”

Oh dear god. Cartman was NOT about to babysit the argumentative dickhole while the housekeeper worked. As much fun as he was to fight with, Kyle was a fierce opponent, and Cartman wasn’t really in the mood. He’d had a weird night. The cats had been on edge.

Oh, of goddamn course. The OTHER buttplug. It wasn’t a secret. Well, technically it was, because no one talked about it, but anyone with eyeballs could see that Stan and Kyle had a gayass little private relationship going on behind Craig’s back. Good for them, or whatever, but if the Spider ever got proof…

Cartman just rolled his eyes. “Scott, you glucose gobbling ass bitch, I’ve literally butchered two people. I know the human body, okay?”

“The fuck.” Cartman’s eyes widened. “Every single one of you dildos had better be praying that there’s no internal bleeding.”

Cartman put his hands up. “Gahdamn, you guys. Just trying to lighten the mood in this hot air balloon to Hell.”

“Ay! Hippie! The Jew had to stay for basketball so I’m here with your buttfucking homework-“

Cartman definitely wanted to rip on him for wallowing in his own sadness, but the sooner he got this loser to be a person again, the better. “No shit, asshole. Your fucking fleshlight is even more intolerable without you to hold him back. You need to come back to school.”

“Also, I’m telling your little prince of Egypt that he can come over. It’s not like he’s gonna catch your Sad Bitch Disease.”

Cartman strolled around the corner, now wearing his frilly ‘widow whose husband died under mysterious circumstances’ robe.

#he’s so fucking funny #i actually love writing my favorite abrasive fuckwad #south park #eric cartman #why are so many of these OJV or from ITTG lmaooo #him in TWITR was fun too #my shit #Cartmanisms #ao3 shit #my writing #he do be callin people buttplugs fleshlights and dildos #also #long live the Fuckwad Jar

[enticingaphrodite]

Been thinking of that myth where Hades told Orpheus that he could take Eurydice back with him, but under one condition: she would have to follow behind him while walking out from the caves of the underworld, and he could not turn to look at her as they walked.

And then I was thinking of those dumb ass tumblr posts that are like “y’all only say y’all wouldn’t turn back cause u know the story” and it’s like no, u pseudo deep intellectual. I wouldn’t turn back because Hades literallyyyyy says “aight bet, just don’t look”

Hades literally only gave this man ONE single instruction. Leave without looking back. And Orpheus couldn’t even do that. Like yea, this could be a demonstration of just how much he loved her. But I think this is the opposite. I think that this is a demonstration of a lack of trust in their love. If he would’ve loved her more, than he would trust Hades’ word, but above all, he would put his complete trust and faith in their love to just know she would be there following behind him to not turn back.

I’ve also been thinking about the implications of instant gratification vs delayed gratification in this myth, but that’s a whole different point requiring its own post.

#aphrodisiac rambling #Eurydice #mini ramble #Hades #Orpheus #text post #aphrodisiac text #Enticing Aphrodite

[becausefuckyouthatswhy314]

Sedated (Hozier) and Good Omens

aight this concept popped into my head while enjoying my daily Hozier binge and I realized how much you could relate Sedated to Aziraphale’s relationship w heaven, specifically from a religious trauma perspective (evidence below the break)

“Nursing on a poison that never stung”

Heaven poisoned their minds insidiously, making Aziraphale think that he deserved to be treated the way heaven treats him

“Adding shadows to the walls of the cave”

the rationalization of violence that Aziraphale goes through when heaven mandates suffering

Free and young and we can feel none of it

both Aziraphale and Crowley before they were disillusioned, so when he fell for crowley, and the whole Job situation for aziraphale

"So we're slaves to any semblance of touch, lord we should quit but we love it too much"

Every time Aziraphale gets close to completely abandoning the beurocacy of heaven, they come and check in on him, maybe giving him a pat in the back, but reminding him of his place. This keeps him there, still seeking out the praise he so desperately craves, like someone stuck in a cyclical toxic relationship with a manipulator.

"Something isn't right babe, I keep catching little words but the meanings thin" Aziraphale knows that something is wrong with the way heaven treats him, you can see it in how uneasy he is around any of the other angels. But he can't find anything tangible enough to justify leaving to himself

anyway thank you for coming to my TEDtalk, feel free to add on in the rbs

#hozier #good omens #gomens #go s2 #go season 2 #aziraphale #aziraphale good omens #good omens angst #good omens hozier #the Hozier conspiracy #hozier lyrics

[mantisgodsdomain]

Once again we return to Old Faithful Format (discord conversation transfer so we don't have to write things out in a post in a more coherent manner). This time about Scarlet. Transcript below cut.

Mantis God: Problems on purpose!!! Problems on purpose!!! Mildly off topic but we think Scarlet's the kind of guy where, like. He'll say or do Literally Anything if he thinks that it'll benefit him or get him out of a situation and it'll absolutely bite him in the ass if he hangs around somewhere for too long because that setup means he's absolutely willing to, like. Flip sides on a whim and eternally denounce something he was singing the praises of five minutes ago if he thinks it'll get him somewhere

Lavender: Yeahhh He's such a guy

Mantis God: He's a good actor but he's the sort of chameleon that personalizes his persona to whoever he's dealing with and it gets really obvious if he ever gets put in a situation where he has to juggle conflicting personas Guy of all time tbh we love him very much

Lavender: Yeeeee If I ever write him I'm sure I'll have a grand time In a similar vein to how I'm writing Hunter rn like "would he fucking say that?? no. no surely not. …but maybe???"

Mantis God: Scarlet is so fun to write But admittedly we're biased He's great because he has. Literally seven lines of dialogue total in the game and he chameleons enough in those seven lines that as long as you get the right cadence he'll, like. Always scan correctly.

Lavender: Whereas Hunter has probably more samples of his character voice than probably any other character in Hollowed Aight and we get plenty of his perspective on prey but no examples of him talking TO prey so I'm struggling

Mantis God: Antisocial

Lavender: I feel like I'm making him sound too much like a stereotypical villain

Mantis God: Tilt him around a bit rewrite the scene We suggest trying, like. Write it bad then go over it and see where it comes apart Then do it again better

Lavender: Probably a good idea

Mantis God: …it's how we pull like half of our fic & scenarios fhdkfjdf We're very good at figuring out where failure points are and we then just try and avoid them in our own work He's great because he has. Literally seven lines of dialogue total in the game and he chameleons enough in those seven lines that as long as you get the right cadence he'll, like. Always scan correctly.

Mantis God: We've seen some really badass and skilled and, like. Actually Malicious And Predatory Scarlets out there but honestly that doesn't scan super well to us specifically if only because, like. Scarlet has VERY little in means of motivation for killing people, so if you don't fill that gap he'll feel flat, and a lot of people who do Genuinely Malicious Scarlet don't… do that? He's not killing people for a reason, per se, he's just, like, a Semi-Generic serial killer dude, and generally if they go into him needing to gather life force it's more treated as, like. Stores? He's got a decent supply and just kills to supplement that or, like, save up, without really going into anything like "what happens when he runs out" we are ofc superior in this regard because we like cornering him like an animal

Lavender: Make him quite literally fight for his got damb life

Mantis God: But, uhh, the general cadence usually swings more towards confidence and security in his skills, giving him that aura of, like. Distinct Power, if that makes sense? Same set of tools that often get used for people like the Wasp King. A power fantasy sort of cadence. He's in charge and he knows it and he could beat your ass And though that's all well and good, we like to tinker more with… resourcefulness, we suppose? He's smart and strong and cunning, because he kind of needs to be to keep himself out of range of the cops for that long, but we don't tend to have that… security? We mean, the guy lives in a cave with no worldly possessions but the clothes on his back and One (1) book. He doesn't exactly have a safety net to… allow for that sort of confidence?

Lavender: Lmao yeah He's sure good a Faking Everything though !

Mantis God: He's REALLY good at faking everything, and it fools the audience as well. But he's still, uhh. He's living in a cave and hiding behind a stick. Not really the finest of accommodations and definitely not the sort of thing that gives that self-assurance. It's a persona, almost definitely, and the way he turns on a dime from faux-nice to faux-confidence kind of just… hammers that in?

Lavender: He's a guy with nothing to lose! Except his life. And he would really quite like to keep that please and thank you- And freedom I suppose

Mantis God: Though the actually confident and self-assured Scarlets are fun to toy with having to scavenge to survive and live paycheck-to-paycheck can have some VERY long-lasting effects on your brain especially when it comes to, like, budgeting resources and such, and a lot of the depictions here act like… a guy who has fallbacks? And he doesn't, really. It's plan A or nothing because if he's caught, he's done for.

Lavender: Hhhh yep

Mantis God: Something something class gap or whatever we're very conscious of this because we have eight hundred thousand hours research looking into shit and as it turns out your circumstances impact your mindset and you will act differently depending on external positions Unfortunately it's also really hard to articulate this without either Eight Trillion Words or saying shit like "he acts like someone with a house and a refrigerator but he has neither of those things"

Lavender: The latter does articulate it very well Note that I am reading all this in fascination and also agreement I just don't know how to express that much

Mantis God: Scarlet's an incredibly fun character to handle because he's got that specific set of circumstances where changing things even a bit can dramatically change his circumstances but the people writing him do him very, uhh. Middle-class? Which strikes as off to us, because a lot of what draws us to Scarlet is the fact that he very much has the motivation to lie and cheat and do anything he damn well can to end up on top, because pretty much anything he tries is gonna wind up being a zero-sum game.

Lavender: He comes pre-packaged with Circumstances and you can Do Things to these circumstances to see how be reacts

Mantis God: It just feels a bit… more dull, we suppose? To make him someone who can simply stop and chooses not to, because if you play him as, like, someone who could simply Not Do That at any time and is just evil for fun, then it feels like you lose a bit of something.

Lavender: Yeah, makes him more two-dimensional …..in a metaphorical sense of course One-dimensional

Mantis God: You've got a character here who could be brought to care for someone so deeply it hurts and still have to leave them behind and betray them because his very life depends on his capacity to stab people in the back for the sake of his own skin

Lavender: Ah yes, the Painge

Mantis God: Selfish means very different things if you have Something compared to having Nothing, is what we're saying. And Scarlet's very, very selfish, but in the very specific way that you get when you grow up having few enough resources to need to hoard.

Lavender: No yeah exactly Not for fun, debatably for profit, mostly just for survival

Mantis God: We know he's got like no canonical motivation besides "he kills people" but given canon evidence there's only like two possibilities for the Reason for that because unlike almost everyone else who Kills People he has no special cause or conviction or even, like, firm code of conduct, he just goes for. Literally anyone who answers his requests. Either he's Like That For No Reason or he's doing the exact same thing any other hungry ambush predator does and honestly the second one is far more interesting

Lavender: Love to give him motivations and depth!! Take this paper binch and make his actions comprehensible!!

Mantis God: We are holding him like a purse dog and making him grapple with horrors

Lavender: It is far more interesting than just another villain who exists for you to fight and get rewarded for it put him through the horrors

Mantis God: MORE horrors He's very fun to tinker with bc like all of his motivation can be boiled down to the same handful of Needs Of Life you see on, like, those goddamn basic needs pyramids And as such we can put him in basically any situation ever because he'll do fucking to slightly extend his life

#we speak #bug fables #youve seen the format before. you know the drill.

[incorrectmlpstudentsixquotes]

Headcanons regarding Garble and Smolder?

Hmm… Aight, I can think of a few.

First off, I’m pretty sure they were raised by a single mother. Which is, unfortunately, more common for dragons than it isn’t.

That said, ‘raised’ is a generous term for Smolder and Garble’s mom, even by dragon standards. She loves her kids, don’t get me wrong, but she can’t really be bothered to do more than just make sure they don’t die.

She is good at that part of the job at least. She may be less effective than sandpaper for a heartfelt talk about feelings, but Scorch help you if you ever threaten her kids.

Beyond their mother, Garble was definitely one of those older brothers who just kinda dragged Smolder along every time he hung out with his friends because he didn’t want to choose between hanging with his buddies or babysitting his little sister. And Smolder just spent so much time with the older dragons (and took absolutely no shit from them) that the older dragons just sort of… collectively adopted her as this quasi-little sister figure. Smolder was one of those kids whose friend group before the Student Six was just way older than her purely by association through her brother.

I imagine Smolder and Garble probably spent a lot of time daring each other to do the most rock-stupid stunts. Literally, the only reason they’re both still alive is because dragons are basically indestructible.

Neither of them will ever admit it, and both will deny it if it’s ever brought up, but one of Smolder’s earliest memories was of their mother hitting the drakesauce just a little too hard one night, yelling and throwing boulders around their cave as she ranted about their ‘good-for-nothing, pathetic excuse for a father!’

Smolder ended up hiding in Garble’s section of the cave and spent the whole night huddled in his arms, listening to their mother’s rampage.

Smolder and Garble were probably each other’s closest friends back in the day… because they desperately needed each other. They probably had a very ‘You and me against the world’ sort of sibling relationship.

#not a quote #headcanons #Smolder #Garble #dragons #student six #tw alchoholism #incorrect mlp student six quotes #mlp fim #mlp friendship is magic #my little pony

[desires-of-chain]

So I'm having one hell of a Time brainrot rn so I come to deliver you a tasty meal. Hopefully, it's not terrible cause I've never written anything like this b4

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(setting - alone in a cave, separated from the rest of the chain, a battle happened that left Y/N with some cuts on their stomach)

Time takes out some alcohol to first clean the wounds, but he’s horny so he sits Y/N down in his lap. Y/N squirms under his menstrations but he eventually finishes and hands them a red potion from his bag. When they go to get up, Time places a hand on their thigh to hold em’ there. Reader’s like 😏 “aight u wanna play this game? Stand up and take off everything but your pants” Shocked, at the change, Time complies while Y/N is digging through their bag. Reader pulls out some ribbons and proceeds to tie his wrists together and he’s just having a ‘wtf’ moment but in a pleasurable way. Once he’s all good and secured, reader forces him up against the wall and kisses him but when they pull away they lick a hot stripe on the roof of his mouth making him moan. Reader then proceeds to eat him up like he’s their last meal, teasing Time all the way before finally getting down on their knees and sucking him off. 

By the time he cums he’s already a bit of a mess of a man but reader is not done.

*Proceeds to get him to lie down on a blanket, still tied up* 

Y/N: “I want to hear you beg and scream for more. I want to see you squirm”

Then just starts pegging him for his first time then and there. 

Time on his knees, keening for reader to go harder/faster Reader pulls out then with strength he didn’t know they had just flips him onto his back, grabs his legs and throughs them over their shoulder and just pounds him into the ground.

This stoic, beautiful man would be done for. Like, imagine if this was his first time being forced to be a sub. He’d have no clue what to do but fuck if he ain’t loving every second of it.

🖤

the universe is just FEEDING us well today, huh? Where do I start, my brain is just ;akjdf;kjsdaf;kads head empty, no thoughts, just peg time.

Dom the big man, he needs it.

#.bea answers #🖤 anon #smut

[waltwhitmansbeard]

“Liam and Laura knew what they were doing and chose violence anyway.”

That they did. So… from now on, I will say “Vex’ahlia” instead of Vex lol

That said, same prompt as before?

19. opening up about their own struggles when they see the other's problems aight let's run this back. s2 tlovm again.

When they make camp, Vex is ready to pass the fuck out. She's still exhausted from the whole dying debacle, and fighting off those flying fire demon things in Pyrah didn't help the situation. All she wants to do now is huddle up near the crackling campfire and sleep until Grog's snoring wakes her in approximately three hours.

As she spreads out her bedroll and shoves the last of her gathered berries into her mouth, she sees movement at the entrance to the cave they've claimed for the night. Her hand flies to her bow out of habit, but even in this low, flickering light, she recognizes those antlers. She sets the bow down and frowns. Where is Keyleth going at this hour?

The others are busy chatting or getting ready for sleep or, in her brother's case, struggling with the Vestige that he can't seem to get off (another problem for another day), so Vex hauls herself up from the craggy floor and follows after Keyleth. She finds her sitting with her knees pulled to her chest just outside the cave, her circlet appearing gray in the silvery light of the moon. "It's freezing out here," Vex says, and Keyleth jumps, startled. "Don't you want to come inside?"

Keyleth shakes her head, resting her chin atop her knees again. "Not really in the mood to sleep."

Vex settles onto the hard ground beside her. "You know, it was pretty fucking cool how you turned into that giant fire beast. Not sure what that was all about, but it'll be useful all the same."

"Useful." Keyleth says the word with scorn, and Vex doesn't think she's ever heard such derision in her voice. "How many people in Pyrah had to die until I was finally useful enough to stop the slaughter?"

Oh. "Keyleth, you know what happened there wasn't your fault."

"Maybe not. But if I had been on focused on my Aramenté, on the path that I was supposed to be following, I could have been there earlier. I could have stopped it."

Vex lays a hand on her shoulder, which trembles beneath her palm. "You don't know that." Vex worries her lip between her teeth. "You know I studied dragons?" Keyleth nods. "My studies left me with an...ability, I guess you'd call it. A new sense, in a way. I know when dragons are near."

"Yeah, I remember, with Brimscythe."

"Well, I felt them approach, in Emon." Keyleth doesn't ask who she's referring to. "It felt like my head was exploding. Four dragons, all descending at once. The pain was so debilitating, I could barely tell Vax what was going on." She shrugs. "Maybe if I had, we would have been able to warn more people. Maybe if I had, Sovereign Uriel would still be alive."

Keyleth twists her head to frown at her. "Vex, we had seconds to figure out what was going on in Emon. You barely had any more warning than the bells gave us. There was nothing you could have done differently or better to save people."

"Exactly." Keyleth's eyes flick up in annoyance as she realizes the trap she's walked right into. "Keyleth, you got to Pyrah when you did. Before the rest of us, don't forget. You saved the people you could save. You did what you could. That's what we do. That's all we can do. Our best."

"It doesn't feel like the best," she says quietly. She rubs at her eyes with the back of her hand. "It feels like I failed."

"That's because you're a good person. It's kind of annoying, actually. You know you're the best of us, right?" Keyleth's eyebrows furrow. "You and Pike, I'd say. The ones who make sure that we're always doing the right thing, even when we're scared, even when we don't want to. I mean, fuck, the way you took off when my brother tried to ignore the danger in Pyrah? That's not the action of someone who failed, Keyleth."

And finally, Vex sees the hint of a smile at the corner of her mouth. "Yeah?"

"Yeah." Vex shoves off of then ground and extends a hand out to Keyleth. "Come on. Warmth and food, and you'll feel fine again."

Keyleth lets Vex pull her to her feet, and then, to Vex's surprise, she throws her arms around her. "Thanks, Vex," she murmurs. "You're a good friend."

And wow. Yeah. They're friends. Who would've fucking guessed? She hugs Keyleth back. "We're in this together, remember? Gotta have each other's backs if we're not gonna be devoured by a league of murderous dragons."

Keyleth chuckles, and then they go back inside the cave, where the rest of their friends talk and laugh and sleep.

#ask #tiamat-zx #critical role #critical role fic #cr fic #tlovm #tlovm fic #vox machina #vox machina fic #my fic

[that-guy-sleepy-miles]

Hi. Just found out about the Hello Giant au and now I’m wondering about the lore. Like, why was Wùkōng imprisoned like he was? Did LBD manage this during Havoc in Heaven? Or was this for another incident? And on that note, what’s LBD like after that? Did she go down a similar route to canon, or is she living it up thanks to Wukong not being around to stop her and is just kinda waiting thanks to minor setbacks and stuff?

I've not had time to really really think this through, but I made an entire plot just for you! Here it is, with flavor doodles:

(please read this I worked really hard...)

If I'm to decide right now, I think they simply... didn't interact during the journey.

(or perhaps they did, but she wasn't imprisoned. or maybe she was, but for shorter! who goddamn knows!)

Wukong went back to his mountain after putting DBK under the mountain, and some people who have been doing a lot of planning noticed.

And got an idea.

^ LBD having an idea

LBD and Not Mayor fight Wukong, Not Mayor barely survives probably, LBD is a motherfucker and uses the baby monkeys against Wukong.

She gets him to submit to keep them safe from her. His plan was going to be to lure her into a false sense of security by pretending to submit and then y'know go get her ass

but LBD has been thinking BIG THOUGHTS so she's like "naw, get got, I'm taking your eyesight, dumbass!"

and so Wukong is like "aw what the fuck that's not fair" and she's like "TOUGH"

BAM MONKEY LOCK DOWN

now, LBD isn't stupid dumb, right? she knows Heaven could've stopped her but didn't because they don't like this fuckin' monkey, so she has a plan.

She's gonna make a perfect kingdom. Just to start, yeah? Perfect, perfect kingdom.

Sooner or later she'll kill god, but first things first, prove she's good enough for her destiny by making a perfect kingdom

and any time anything threatens her kingdom, she slaps them with big murder monkey

Fast foward 500 years, MK is being MK and stumbles across Red Son and PIF roleplaying the pilot

"Aight bet" says MK, and decides to do some improv

Everything follows the exact same plot of the pilot up until MK meets Wukong.

Instead of being led into an ancient cave and being told he's so monkey cool, MK finds a spooky abandoned mountain, walks into a spooky abandoned cave, and finds a spooky giant monkey. And then, like, plot proper starts yayyy, but this is just the lore.

*wipes brow* WOW THAT'S A BIG ONE UHHH HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE THE DOODLES! Here's all of them in one place, because I drew them all on the same canvas very obviously.

#sav doodle #sav rambles #lmk #monkie kid #lady bone demon #lbd #white bone spirit #Hello Giant AU #LMK au #monkie kid AU #lego monkie kid au #sav ask #anon ask #lego monkie kid #lmk sun wukong #the monkey king #lmk monkey king #long post

[ehatnow]

Travel Across Dimensions

All the bosses are just copies of the originals, so theyre a bit weak

Anime/Game crossover. (Cmonnn i had to do my own) So basically Tiff, Tuff, Spanish Meta Knight, Rude Dedede, Lil Kirby, and Escargoon go to a cave to go check out some artifact. Rude Dedede touches it, opening a portal to the GameVerse. Kirby, Bandee, Meta, and Dedede all come out of it. They do the "wtf who are u" thing, and Kirby's like "oh yea lol this has happened before lolz" and the AnimeVerse is just like "h u h"

So they get settled in, find the Wave 1 gang, and then BAM. Rude Dedede steals all the food in Dreamland. The GameVerse is like "oh fuck not again" and go beat up Rude Dedede. And it turns out that Dark Matter was possessing him. So they beat up Dark Matter to. AND THEN ZERO APPEARS. (Zero also dies)

Then they find the Wave 2 group and Dark has been somewhat shattered. They bring him back to the castle and let him recover. 02 and Dark Nebula show up to fight, die, and then Dark's alive and well again. And none of the people from the AnimeVerse were ready for him.

Then comes Wave 3. Magolor needs to fix the Lor a bit before it can go dimension hopping again, so they go around and look for the parts. Rude Dedede tries to hide some of them, but Escargoon's all like "the faster they get the parts the faster theyll leave" (he doesnt wish to experience anymore Horrors). But anyways, they fight Master Crown Magolor, Sectonia, and Star Dream.

Then Elfilin, the Meta-Knights, and the Helpers appear. Void Termina shows up and all if the Star Allies are like "aight lets go beat up Void Termina again"

Then of course, to end it off, Kirby runs over Elfilis with a truck. Doing this, the GameVerse people get back to their Popstar. Though they still check up on the AnimeVerse from time to time.

Yayayaya tysm for listening to me rant abt this when i should be sleeping

Bye

#kirby #meta knight #king dedede #magolor #taranza #bandana waddle dee #thats all im tagging im to lazy for this #this has been floating around in my head fir a while #along with morpho

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kth1 Wip Poll (221108)

Here is where tumblr user, kth1, is requesting feedback and interest in their list of active floating wips I have running around in my documents and head. Please, if you have the time and patience, follow through the poll and fill out the necessary areas! Thank you so much in advance and Happy Reading! 🧡

i completely cut down on a handful of wips too... like seriously... a handful! (honestly, like I cut about 9 fics) full descriptions and ideas aren’t labeled due to laziness and other reasons. please don’t take the ideas i have laid out. but if something inspires you, like we could totally work together and make a lil mini collab. bet. hit me up!

Below the cut are the list of fics I am currently ready to elaborate more on! The poll is located at the end of the post!

total wips: 11

Amalgamation [MYG]

⁀➷ Idea: Beautifully based off the Underworld film series. Events are very similar but more in the OC perspective! Like, I can’t express this anymore. Yoongi is basically Selene in this and OC is Michael. ⁀➷ Pairing: Vampire!Yoongi x Fem Human!Reader ⁀➷ Themes: fantasy/supernatural, action, thriller, romance, smut

To Find the Sheep [JJK]

⁀➷ Idea: Based off of Red Riding Hood film (2011) which is adapted from the original Little Red Riding Hood fairy-tale. ⁀➷ Pairing: Jungkook x Fem Reader ⁀➷ Themes: fantasy, angst, mystery, romance, smut

Power Hour [KNJ]

⁀➷ Idea: OC works at the HYBE gym and falls head over heels for the beefy hunk who works out routinely every week. They develop a nice little crush on another (kind of) and then they... well... you know. ⁀➷ Pairing: Namjoon x Fem Reader ⁀➷ Themes: strangers to lovers, smut

Safe Haven [PJM]

⁀➷ Idea: Jimin is a royal guard for your family. Proving his loyalty and dedication to you once your family gets attacked by rebels. This one I do have coming out in a collab in 2023! But please give royal guard jimin a chance to sweep you off your feet and save you from the rebels! He’s got the moon sequence tattooed down his back! ⁀➷ Pairing: Royal Guard Werewolf!Jimin x Fem Princess!Reader ⁀➷ Themes: semi-modern day au, forbidden love au, smut

Game Point [KTH]

⁀➷ Idea: Basically, OC is the new assistant coach for the Korea men’s national volleyball team. She quickly learns that someone on the team was one of her last drunken hook ups, but it unfortunately isn’t the handsome ambidextrous right side hitter by the name of Kim Taehyung. This one is scary for me to write and I come back to it ever so often. I love volleyball and would love nothing more than to see Taehyung in a volleyball setting. I just don’t know if anyone else would care. ⁀➷ Pairing: Volleyballplayer!Taehyung x Fem AssistantCoach!Reader ⁀➷ Themes: strangers to lovers, smut

Haven’t Had Enough [KTH]

⁀➷ Idea: When things begin heading down the rocky path of bad behaviors and habits while on the road to success, the two of you struggle to keep the heartwarming connection you once shared. Where countless reminders of not having another serves you every single second in each others presence. Even though the two of you collectively agreed to the split in the first place, neither one of you are comfortable enough to give up on another. Apart of a future collab! Yes they break up but they get back together. ⁀➷ Pairing: LeadSinger!Taehyung x Fem MerchManager!Reader ⁀➷ Themes: established relationship, angst, smut

Feeling Frisky [PJM]

⁀➷ Idea: Hybrid!!!! Jimin purposely hunts oc for fun, a casual encounter between the two of them. The thrill of the hunt and capturing his prey is always arousing. ;) Snowy mountain caves with secret hot springs are the thoughts here. Just a nice little frisky fun loving. ⁀➷ Pairing: SnowLeopard!Taehyung x Fem BlueSheep!Reader ⁀➷ Themes: fwb, fluffy, smutty

Lessons Learned [KTH]

⁀➷ Idea: Aight, here me out. Pokemon themed. Taehyung runs an Eevee/Pokemon daycare/breeder facility and OC is trying to get her Eevee to evolve! So OC and Taehyung work alongside another to help OC’s Eevee become comfortable to change. Blue hair Taehyung is the need. I won’t ruin the innocence of Pokemon here, I promise! ⁀➷ Pairing: Taehyung x Fem Reader ⁀➷ Themes: pokemon au, strangers to lovers, fluff, smut

Pursuite to Articuno [PJM]

⁀➷ Idea: Surprise, another pokemon themed one! This one is basically Jimin as a trainer, looking to collect himself an Articuno so he travels to the Seafoam Islands in hopes to battle and capture one. However, the one he finds already has a trainer. OC. Purple hair Jimin is the vibe.⁀➷ Pairing: Jimin x Fem Reader ⁀➷ Themes: pokemon au, strangers to lovers, fluff, smut

Velvet Voice [JJK]

⁀➷ Idea: Uprising lead singer Jungkook has never had a problem finding himself a nightly companion to share a bed with. What he doesn’t expect is that he finds himself with a true nightly companion after his set. Yes, oc is a vampire in this one. ⁀➷ Pairing: LeadSinger!Jungkook x Fem Vampire!Reader ⁀➷ Themes: supernatural au, strangers to lovers, smut

No Title* [PJM]

⁀➷ Idea: Jimin is attached to a very rare and exotic flower which OC ends up buying to spice up her apartment decorations. Throughout the days, she begins running more and more into this very seductive, beautiful man which she never had met before. ⁀➷ Pairing: Incubus!Jimin x Fem Reader ⁀➷ Themes: supernatural au, strangers to lovers, smut

I am very willing to chat a little more about each fic, but I will not give the whole run down on what I plan on doing with them. Me asking for your feedback is me looking for reassurance and hope. Interest and excitement. I don’t normally reach out like this, but I am willing to try and see exactly what some of you guys may be looking forward to seeing!

Just shoot me an ask if you have any questions! 

Other than that: HERE IS THE POLL FOR THE FICS

#mb #kth1 wip poll #dont steal my ideas either because literally most of these fics all got something towards them and imma throw elbows #i really did cut so many wips because i even couldn't find myself to liking them enough right now hahaha #i will be self reblogging this here and there