#ah how romantic

[blackkatdraws]

Breaking each other apart is how we show our love

#okay so #if you've been keeping up with Black's lore then good for you #but for those that haven't let me briefly explain #my Narrator (Black) has golden innards and he gets embarrassed whenever somebody sees him cracked or shattered #(think of Houseki no Kuni/Land of the Lustrous since it's the closest example i can think of at the moment) #Stanley and Black are definitely a bit unhindged but the funny thing is that #they both act so normal about doing it that they don't veen notice anymore #Stanley likes to break things #Black also likes to break things #and they also like being broken too! #so what happens is that they end up just absolutely mauling each other LMAO #ah how romantic #they like it don't worry #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp #tspud #narrator tsp #tsp narrator #tsp stanley #stanley tsp #stannarator #stannarrator #stanarrator #stanley x narrator #narrator x stanley #mine 💗 #the stan parable

[half-way-across-the-galaxy]

Juno: walks out on Nureyev one time*

Nureyev: petty about it over a year later after Juno has apologized and explained his reasoning

Nureyev: abandons Juno, writes him a letter about being in love with another man, tells Juno to piss off, gets Juno thrown in jail, seduces another man for profit, breaks up with Juno, accuses him of jealousy, rejects his confession*

Juno: Yeah I'm gonna see this through, he's having a bad day

#juno steel #peter nureyev #the penumbra podcast #tpp s5 #tpp #jupeter #tpp nureyev #ah yes soooo romantic #sarcasm #this is not how we treat people Nureyev #gosh this podcast is going to destroy me

[stop-breaking-my-heart-telltale]

What can I say? They're my favorite.

#twdg #twdg clouis #clouis #twdg clementine #twdg louis #sometimes they creep back into my mind and i'm like 'ah yes' like a crow admiring a pretty stone they found years ago and kept #also thank you pi for the screenshots. i used to have a whole folder full of them but that was when i was doing themed nights #the source for these is me i just have a random document full of dynamics and ship things i enjoy because.....i dunno i like keeping track #and so many of them apply to clouis but there's also an overlap of with clouis and rose/alistair [my warden from origins and alistair] like #alistair's romance route is like an evolved matured and extended version of clouis sksksks gee i wonder if i have a type #look you present me with a character who deflects with humor and isn't taken seriously by the rest of the group and the longer you know the #the more you realize how high they've built a wall around themselves and how *unwell* they really are and how they're not as sunshine #as they present themselves and also they avoid leadership and responsibility until they grow closer with someone who pushes them #and they end stronger and more balanced as a person while finding the affection they've craved #and also there's the daddy issues #present me with that character as a romantic option and i'm in no questions asked okay i don't want the mean broody one that's meh to me #i want the one that has every reason to be broody but chooses not to be because they have a completely different defense mechanism #and a warped sense of themselves and self-esteem issues they leave unaddressed until forced to face them #i'm just saying i'm aware that i have a type i'm always going to gravitate toward clouis nearly checks all the boxes #also the lack of clouis these days? my crops are thirsty and i have too many ongoing projects to do anything about it other than this sksks #so until i make time to finish my long ass louis/clouis analysis this is the best i can provide for now

[mystictaledelusion]

listen... ive done my moping, ive sulked for long enough about spocks forced female love interests.

it is infinitely funnier if you consider the idea that literally EVERYONE in the federation has the hots for either spock or kirk and then the two idiots get together with each other they break a trillion hearts.

#also i headcanon that spock just thinks hes ace #and that he simply cannot differentiate between platonic and romantic feelings #Spock: ah yes im a totally straight man #james T Kirk: *exists* #Spock: *gay panic* #Bones: are they... you know #Uhura: ... i genuinely have no idea #bones pulling spock aside and asking him to pick between a picture of tpring and chapel #spock: where did you get those photos? #bones: that doesnt matter. just answere the qustion #spock: uhh chapel #bones: okay how bout now *holds up a photo of jim* #spock: *suddenly realizing why he fails with romantic relationships with women* #s'chn t'gai spock #spock #star trek #jim kirk #james t kirk #strange new worlds #christine chapel #tpring #gay spock #spirk #bones mccoy #nyota uhura #snw spirk #snw spock #star trek snw #snw james kirk

[rainymoodlet]

Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

[Ep. Ten] A Night on the Town!

You’re gonna go, I know - ‘cause the free wind is blowing through you hair, and the days surround your daylight there…

These two went on into the early morning! There’s only one proper way to finish an all-night bar crawl, after all - greasy food and first kisses! 🥹 Congratulations, Fabian!

@rebouks

[ Part 2/2 ] 🌹

#ALLIGATOR LIZARDS IN THE AAAAIR 🐊 #ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #ts4 bachelor challenge #ts4 challenge #sim: daniel #fabian hawkins by rebouks #;kmik #|| #KORN OO AH OO AH AH SCREAMO NOISES #look at fkcing ROMANtic aHHH #listen okay all of these kisses (aHEM) have got me feeling SO. FUCKING. CRAZYYYY 🤪 #seeing dan be all intimate and soft like y’all don’t underSTAND he does not just go around KISSIN PEOPLE I’M #THATS MY BOYYYY #fabian was a delight the whole night - nothing but belly laughs from this guy ;) #they definitely both felt more comfortable bc of the veneer of alcohol #and i’m interested to see how they advance bc #i aint gon let them get drunk every time they hang out mwahaha #but oh my god even past that #it just allowed them to be who they are and be themselves #and omg fabian was a total joy #any nervousness or sadness or depressive self-doubt just got evaporated into beer foam like #he is so sweet and so obviously besotted with dan and ifs JUSTTR #HRGGGRGRGGGG BITING INTO THE SKIN OF MY OWN ARM #My babies kissin with the sun 🥹 #sorry this is so late!!! today’s been all over the place omg

[unsettlingcreature]

Btw playing A's route for the first time with an emotionally constipated detective as the two of them dance between wanting to punch each other and daring to admit they have feelings (cringe, they immediately hate it and repeat the dance) was so great until suddenly I was attached to the asshole and rooting for them

#the wayhaven chronicles #it was a romantic comedy for the first book and a half. and then it was just. #ah shit this is actually really sweet #dont ask me how i have over 100 hours in the first wayhaven book. and yet had never romanced A until now. do NOT.

[hauntttedbodies]

does anyone else think a little too hard about how Kit only ever wanted to be brave and to be loved and then she ended up with a whole rag-tag family and part of not one epic story of love (romantically, with jade) but two (platonically, with elora) and get really emotional

#kit you have a whole loving family!!!!! #i loved how jon said they wanted to balance the epic friendship between elora and kit with something more romantic #and tanthamore was the result of that #but i just think about how all kit wanted was love and acceptance and to be Part Of Something #and at the end of the day she ahs these incredible bonds with two fierce women #and it makes me really emotional #kit tanthalos #jade claymore #elora danan #willow 2022 #willow thoughts #tanthamore #kit x jade #evyn speaks

[thegayneurodivergentagenda]

Ink: *obsessed with Paa (respectfully)* *ignores Pat when Paa is there* *flirts* *is possessive for her attention*

Pat: THIS is exactly how friends are??? I think about my friend, Pran, in the exact same way??? So fun and friendly! ! !!

Ink: What the fuck?

#how can we ignore Ink's obvious role in Pats obliviousness ???? #he saw ink doting over paa and went like ah yes peak friend behaviour !!! #love friends !!! #this is what i want to do for my friend Pran !! #not for korn but thats because korn is a different friend #sir you're both dumbasses in love #okay bye #bad buddy #bad buddy brain rot #patpran #pat napat jindapat #oblivious pat #the queer inabilty to differentiate between platonic and romantic love #with the added spice of being all time rivals #muah #chefs kiss

[islab0bila]

Everyone after good omens 2:

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #no nightingales #that certain night #the night we met #there was magic abroad in the air #There were angels dining at the Ritz #And a nightingale sang in Berkeley Square #I may be right #I may be wrong #But I'm perfectly willing to swear #That when you turned and smiled at me #A nightingale sang in Berkeley Square #The moon that lingered over London town #Poor puzzled moon #wore such a frown #How could he know we two were so in love #The whole darn world seemed upside down #The streets of town were paved with stars #It was such a romantic affair #And when you turned and smiled at me #A nightingale sang in Berkeley Square #How strange it was #How sweet and strange #There was never a dream to compare #What that hazy #crazy night we met #When a nightingale sang in Berkeley Square #Ah

[okitanoniisan]

translating them my damn self

#dont let me rant about the baka darou translations it wont be pretty #ITS PLATONIC!!!!!! ITS ABOUT HIS FRIENDS AND HIS KIDS!!!!!!!! WHY ARE Y'ALL MAKING IT A FUCKING LOVE SONG FOR A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! #how are you looking at the cinematic (does not include kaoru or yumi) and going. ah yes. this is about romantic love. #meanwhile sayonara silent night actually is LMAO #ada speaks #baka darou tl is finished i just need to grab more clips to fill time during the midsection #throwing in a little gaiden/8 amv as a treat #also it's singable AND literal. because i can. #fuck the official one. it's SO bad. lyrics/flow wise and accuracy wise #i will not rant i will not rant i w

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

okay i know everyone always assumes that trent would be the one who like is experienced and knows what he's doing and is comfortable in his sexuality and out, while ted... well, i've definitely seen some interpretations where he's plenty comfortable, just not really out, but i think a lot of fan content tends towards it either being something he's repressed or he's literally only just discovered, etc. which is all valid by the way, i'm not knocking that at all, and i totally get why that vibe is what people end up going with. but like. have you considered the opposite. ted is like, pretty comfortable in his sexuality, people just make assumptions because he was married to a woman + his whole vibe of affable midwestern dad and all. trent, though, having assumed he was straight up until now, is having a Full Crisis over apparently his first crush being That Goddamn American Coach With The Ridiculous (And Unfortunately Hot??? Somehow?? Is This What Trent Is Into Now???) Mustache.

#alternatively for extra relatable points from me #trent was like ah okay so im aroace? after my long emotional journey in my teens-twenties ive discovered im aroace. #trent as ted gently pries open every emotional layer and wall he has: oh... i. i think. is this a CRUSH????? am i DEMI????? AM I DEMI NOW?? #trent as he implodes his life and somehow ends up getting Even Closer to ted because of it: how is the mustache hot. it shouldn't be hot #[reviews that thought] wait hold up #trent in the shower forehead pressed against the wall: demi BOTH WAYS??????? DEMI *BOTH WAYS???* #ANYWAY i just think giving my dilf blorbos a midlife crisis over their sexuality/romantic orientation at literally The Worst Time Possible #for The Most Inconvenient Person To Have A Crush On #is very funny #trent crimm #ted lasso #tedpendent #tedtrent #anyway i dont normally post for bigger fandoms like this so this is newer for me so if i get scared and delete sorry in advance 😩

[fellhellion]

#feel free to reblog the meme if u like lmao #just leave the tags out #vent.txt #<- sorry just need to have a moment lmao #inflicted w the yearnings for romantic relationship yet again 😞 but so keenly aware of how much I’d have to unpack in myself to truly be a #part of it #like. I don’t trust people. I don’t confide in people. I tell them nothing about myself for years and years and I used to resent a little #that that was enough for them. that they didn’t NEED to know. that me loving and caring for them was enough. but it’s so silly because like #how can you resent people for not knowing what you won’t tell them. so thankfully THAT has passed #but it’s just like. there are so many issues. like I just CANNOT conceptualise myself as romantically attracted #attractive* #not even in a self deprecating sense it just feels like an immutable fact. I can’t imagine someone looking at me w romantic desire. #and it’s like. I honestly don’t know if I could let my walls down enough to actively love someone back like that #it’s so easy to love from afar. and hell haha maybe THATS because it’ll always be easier to love someone when they can’t know all of you to #love in return #but I just don’t know how I can do it. I don’t know how to view the risk as being worth it #and at the end of the day I’ll be okay if romantic love isn’t in the cards for me. you can live a happy life without #but ah fuck. sometimes the but I am so lonely.jpg hits

[whumpacabra]

Day 30 - Bridal Carry

Military setting, captivity, abandoned, implied past torture, fever, respiratory illness, carried, successful rescue

[Directly follows Finish Line]

Time crawled on, thick as molasses in that cold tomb. Harrison had expected it to slip away from him, like water between his fingers, but it didn’t. It was laboriously slow in its march, molasses on a cold day.

He couldn’t focus enough to count his breaths, not after 2059, when a cough wracked his fever addled brain. He was so fucking cold. How was he so cold? This was the desert, wasn’t it?

No matter how hard he tried to remember, he couldn’t quite pin down the country. Maybe it was Mexico, or France, or Georgia, or Poland, or Spain, or Canada - all that came to mind was the knowledge that he had been hot, and the sun had been bright.

Now he was cold, and the darkness was drowning him.

That, and the sickness rattling in his lungs.

He almost didn’t hear the distant scrape of metal over his wheezing, wet breaths. He was dimly aware it was a door that led to the primary holding cells. A selfish, irrational part of him hoped to hear another prisoner’s pleas. The terrified, desperate part of him knew there were no prisoners left to torture.

Save for him.

The door to the Box was heavy, a thick slab of stone without hinges. It took two men to pry it open enough to shove him in here. If he had been lucid enough to care, he could only hear a single set of footsteps.

He flinched at the sound of the stone being moved, eyes flitting around in panic. The Box was a small, sparse, space; two men could stand inside together, albeit in great discomfort. Harrison was alone, and had enough space to curl his knees to his chest where he sat on the cold ground.

A terrible place to be if his captors wanted to kick in his already broken ribs.

Strain as he may, he didn’t have the strength to stand - was he shivering again or were his muscles really trying to haul his skeletal frame from the floor? So he tucked his head down, hoping to at least protect his teeth from the blows.

He kept his eyes open, relief flooding his blood as light filtered into the inky darkness. The fear of pain and the joy of sight were a tangled knot in his chest, but the fear won as a hand grabbed his shoulder.

His eyes snapped shut, a ragged growl catching on his raw throat. He sank as deeply as he could into the shallow alcove, as futile as it was.

The person above him was speaking, words garbled and foreign to his ears. It wasn’t Arabic, or Spanish, or Russian - he wasn’t even sure if it was English, his muddled mind too tired to parse the sounds.

All he knew were the hands prying him from his corner of hell peace The Box to drag him to a fresh interrogation cell lined with the ghosts of his dead friends -

He cracked an eye open, surprised that they were letting him struggle against their hold for so long. Did they forget the cattle prod?

He blinked once. Twice. His body fell limp in their arms. It wasn’t a captor he recognized.

Were they new? New was bad. New meant they would try something new. Or go back to the old that hadn’t worked then, but might work now.

“Stay with me, Sargent.” The hand that cradled his head to their chest was firm but gentle, calloused and cold. “Fuck, you’re burning up.”

Their accent was thick, and the thought of a western cowboy rescuing him was enough to bring a bubbled of laughter from his heaving ribs. The stranger sighed, their frustration far less gentle than their hands. Harrison’s short lived outburst was silenced by a frantic coughing fit spurred by his attempt to be quiet.

“Breathe for me soldier, be a shame to come all the way out here for you to choke on your own spit.” There was a softness to their words as they loosened their hold on his shaking shoulders. He slumped forward back into their arms, legs too weak to hold his weight. “Christ - I’m gonna pick you up, alright?”

Harrison managed a wobbly nod before strong arms hoisted him into a bridal carry. His vision warped as they began to walk, the reality reeling in his fevered fears. He cautiously let his eyes drift to the soldier’s face.

They were angelic, haloed by the old, yellowed fluorescent bulbs of the compound. A clean shaven jawline chiseled from marble and clear, warm, brown eyes sharp as they scanned the path forward.

“W-wh…o?” The word was barely audible, wheezed from a throat hoarse from screams and lungs heavy with infection. Those sharp eyes fixed his own blurry gaze with a tenderness that rumbled from their chest as they spoke.

“Agent Walker. Let’s get you home, Sargent Harrison.”

[Directly before Alone]

(Part of my Freelancers: Swansong series)

#whump #whumptober #whumptober2023 #no. 30 #bridal carry #oc #whump writing #military #captivity #abandoned #implied torture #past trauma #fever #respiratory illness #carried #rescue #freelancers #ah yes the meet-cute to end all meet-cutes: #your future Texan wife carried you out of a government sponsored unethical psychological experiment bunker in Nevada <3 how romantic

[wereh0gz]

I wish all sontails shippers go to hell no matter what

#ramblings #i'm annoyed at stupid shipping things again SORRYYYYY #but seriously idk how you can look at those two and think 'ah yes a totally ok romantic couple' #they're brothers..... and tails is like 8....... stop being weird........ #idc if this shows up in the tag or whatever tbh. they need to become normal #to think someone made a whole week event for this ship.... insane #kinda wish i could host a sonic and tails SIBLING week or something like that. out of spite #and just bc their sibling dynamic is fun. there's never enough wholesome bro content #but i don't think it'd get much traction. i don't have that big of a following #i also suck at actually participating in art challenges like that. and at coming up with themes for stuff. so yeah lmao #tho maybe someone else could do it idk

[sysig]

Employee 416, with varying levels of bumpscocity (Patreon)

#Doodles #The Stanley Parable #TSP #Employee 416 #My very first Stanley Parable OCs hhhhh #No Sinister doesn't count he's just a slightly different Stanley lol - plus my subconscious came up with him! #These two were on purpose - I've been wanting to make a TSP OC for years now! I just never had inspiration strike until now #I was so sure I was going to pick a random number and give 'em a quick doodle and be like Ye :D My little guy #Stanley's a little guy my little guy's a little guy it's all little guys! Perfect and fitting! #Lol it's never that easy is it #I ended up with two! And with an Employee who was specifically highlighted in-game!! Ah! #416 gave me ideas what can I say lol #Two specifically and I really can't decide which I like better hmmmm #They both got the ponytail treatment tho lol #Employee 416 being all about the Figleys but not at all Employee 427 is very funny to me lol #''How dare you sully the good name of Stanfiglurines by comparing them to that dork'' haha #And then there's the exact opposite - someone who admires Stanley from a distance but never up close and personal #Maybe they would've before the Narrator erased everyone?? Although the Figure Hunt goes on during the absense of everyone! #So he's set up in a kind of liminal state of existence haha #Although I think his feelings aren't exactly romantic - or platonic! A little closer to platonic but hmmm #Either way Employee 416 v1 does not appreciate v2 being so hype about him lol - it's supposed to be about the figures man!

[bumblingbabooshka]

‘tis i, nonbinary transfem tuvok enthusiast and recently i’ve been pondering the dynamic between her and transmasc b’elanna torres…. i love thinking of them having long conversations together about gender and cultural histories and their life paths and mental issues (real)

also tuvok’s quote of “there is nothing wrong in choosing to live” would be such an emotional statement to tell b’elanna who canonically has depression (they just like me fr). anyways these are my thoughts today take care my friend!! <3

I don't personally see Tuvok as being a positive person for B'Elanna to talk to about much of anything personal without like, some sort of change to how they interact with one another since I think he'd both intentionally and unintentionally antagonize her BUT I can absolutely see them looking at each other and feeling the gender envy even before they know what that particular sensation is. Knowing B'Elanna I bet she'd worry she has some kind of weird crush on him hehehe~ Someone starts a group for queer members of the crew to meet but it seems like more of a dating thing and they're all human and no one else is trans so B'Elanna leaves and runs into Tuvok and is like "Oh! I didn't see you in there." because it's common knowledge by this point that Tuvok's trans but Tuvok just does that 'obviously.' look and goes "...No." so B'Elanna leaves her alone but they happen to run into each other next week and the week after and it eventually becomes an unofficial thing and it's a real rollercoaster. It's a real russian roulette of what kind of a time you're gonna have - sometimes it ends in a fight and sometimes it ends in the most insightful realization you'll ever have. Such is life on Voyager... Thank you so much and I hope you have a wonderful day too~!!

#I see many people cite that episode where he taught her meditation as them getting along but I think he 1000% failed to be helpful at all #and mainly just reluctantly and impatiently taught her how to meditate while sort of insulting her - B'Elanna taking his lessons to heart #is really all on her v_v #Tuvok isn't exactly the kindest person in the world ... yet he cares about people. Complicated man v_v He'll stay up for two weeks straight #trying to rescue you and then make a crack at how he thinks Klingons are barbaric ... honestly I'd say B'Elanna should yell at him but I #think he'd just go 'ah...my point proven. v_v' BUT I DO. THINK THEY'RE SUCH AN INTERESTING POTENTIAL PAIR?? #Not romantically - I mean pair of characters together bc they have SO MANY SIMILARITIES !!!! It's INSANE!!! #they truly deserved a character development 'getting closer' episode #honestly maybe this gender thing would do it...hehe maybe they'd finally have to talk it out bc they're the only other person o nthe ship #who'd understand....the power of being trans~!! #I hope this doesn't come off as negative - I liked this ask and I like Tuvok <3 #+ comforting things don't have to be in line with canon...nor is my interpretation of canon the be all end all #+ transmasc B'Elanna...embrace your short king swag <3<3 #this post is half inspired by my friend inviting me to join my school's GSA in middle school and me saying yeah absolutely! #then running away when their back was turned v_v SORRY #I really do hope this doesn't come off negative or rude - I don't want people thinking I'm gonna be rude if they share their thoughts #and headcanons with me =_= but I have trouble with tone... #Q&A #anon