#bones: okay how bout now *holds up a photo of jim*

[mystictaledelusion]

listen... ive done my moping, ive sulked for long enough about spocks forced female love interests.

it is infinitely funnier if you consider the idea that literally EVERYONE in the federation has the hots for either spock or kirk and then the two idiots get together with each other they break a trillion hearts.

#also i headcanon that spock just thinks hes ace #and that he simply cannot differentiate between platonic and romantic feelings #Spock: ah yes im a totally straight man #james T Kirk: *exists* #Spock: *gay panic* #Bones: are they... you know #Uhura: ... i genuinely have no idea #bones pulling spock aside and asking him to pick between a picture of tpring and chapel #spock: where did you get those photos? #bones: that doesnt matter. just answere the qustion #spock: uhh chapel #bones: okay how bout now *holds up a photo of jim* #spock: *suddenly realizing why he fails with romantic relationships with women* #s'chn t'gai spock #spock #star trek #jim kirk #james t kirk #strange new worlds #christine chapel #tpring #gay spock #spirk #bones mccoy #nyota uhura #snw spirk #snw spock #star trek snw #snw james kirk