#again like only for shit that's not harmful obv

[kiki-strike]

PTSD is so stupid saw a jar of biscoff cookie butter at the store and went ha that’s the brand they had in res. (Completely unaffected). Then went home and had a panic attack about it (????)

#first of all. how is a jar on a shelf that you didn’t even touch harming you at all??? #second of all. now that I know that chain Carrie’s bidcoff cookie butter I’m never going there again. let’s leave those worms in their can. #(sees a food) huh. cookie butter. (the ptsd gremlin cooking up a nice panic sequence for me) well probably staff are trailing you right now #and they just left that there on accident because obv they keep cookie butter with them. and they’re going to restrain and sedate you and to #you’ll wake up tubed xoxo #<- INSANE ITS A JAR OF BISCOFF COOKIE BUTTER CALM THE SHIT DOWN #I only slept an hour last night and didn’t sleep at all the night before so like that might have something to do with it but I feel like we’ #were gunning for day 3 here with the cookie induced paranoia #don’t buy belsomra guys belsomra is a ripoff that I’m pretty sure is just sugar pills #although I am abnormally resistant to pretty much every sleep med like iv ambien just makes me a bit lethargic the doctor who gave me it sai #said that was really weird and then ordered another piss test bc he thought I was on speed LMAO #nope just my brain. rotten. gone. #day 3 is usually when the insomnia hallucinations come out so like pray for me if you see this #though I did get an hour last night so maybe that counts

[i-cant-sing]

What happens to Teen Fushiguro in the Shibuya Arc after Kenjaku & Mahito kidnap her?

Ah yes, I forgot about this one. Okay, so I imagine that they take you underground or wherever their lair is and like idk... cast spells on you to keep you from using your powers against them. You continue to threaten them, hurl insults at them and they find it amusing because 1. You're a child 2. You don't even know how easily they could kill you. 3. You're a child, why are you trying to fight the boss fights??💀

Anyways, you grow on them and they do end up becoming yanderes for you too. I mean, Kenjaku is like grandfather/guardian figure to you, and if like Getou is still alive/concious inside him, then he's like an uncle/godfather figure to you. They're bothe very protective, Getou more than Kenjaku, while Kenjaku is more like those veteran granddads who want you to become the best version of yourself and be independent, so they don't help you unless they absolutely do need to step in, but nevertheless love you. And once you do learn whatever skill/lesson he wanted you to, or actually become independent, he does not want you to use those new skills or become independent and stop relying on him for "protection" (even if u don't want it in the first place) or leave him/try to replace him. Nuh uh.

Same goes for Getou too, only he's far more gentle with you. Of course he wants you to be stronger and independent too, but he's far more likely too jump in to help you way before any true harm befalls you. He's softer in his lessons, always has that gentle smile on his face as he dodges whatever attack you launch on him. Encouraging words as he pats your head while you're on the ground trying to catch your breath.

As for Mahito, he's much more like an annoying older brother who bullies you for shits and giggles but God forbid if anyone else hurts you. I mean he'd still make fun of you for getting hurt, but rest assured whoever harmed you is now obliterated.

Your time with them is spent with Kenjaku provoking you and finding whatever it is that makes you tick and then having you spar with curses or with Mahito (who takes great joy in being a jerk). And sure, compared to all of their other victims, you're in "paradise," but in reality, your mental is taking a plunge very fast. Because Kenjaku and Mahito have realised your trigger point-

Abandonment issues.

So they use that against you. Everyday, they tell you that your father left you, that Megumi never fought hard enough for you because he didn't like you, that Gojo knew Megumi had a sister but he didn't take you in with him, and that the Zenin clan did consider you a nuisance which is why they let Gojo take you to Jujutsu High, just so that Gojo can use you as a weapon.

And sure, you'd argue that none of it is true but when a lie is told enough times, it starts to feel like the truth. So with the constant feed of negative words and being cut off from the outside world, reader couldn't help but believe all those lies, and that's how her self esteem and mental health took a turn for worse. She becomes more isolated, more quiet, more... dead. She lacks the energy to fight off those curses, not even fazed as they come a little too close to actually killing you (obv Kenjaku or Mahito step in before they can). And this is the point where they think that now that they have broken you down, they can start building you up again... and have you join their side of the battle. Of course, you're still against that, just not putting any actual effort into reacting to them, but then... they bring Megumi.

Or well, Sukuna occupying Megumi's body.

You instantly recognised them both- recognised the shift in the energy, recognised the monster who was disguised as your brother and you broke down. Fell to your knees, sobbed hard enough for your body to shake until Sukuna gathered you in his arms and moved to a private space, away from prying eyes.

You cried and cried, and Sukuna didn't need you to actually say anything for him to understand. You were mourning for your brother, who you knew has a target on his back now that he was Sukuna's vessel, who wouldnt be leaving him so easily. He just patted your back and assured you that everything will be alright if you just listen to him, made you remember how he promised that he'd always be there for you, made you promise to stick by his side and nothing bad will ever happen to you.

"Sukuna?" Your teary voice croaked, the curse king hummed in response. "Promise you won't hurt Megumi? Won't let anyone else hurt Megumi?"

Despite everything, you still cared for your brother. You didn't really need him, but the way you begged... Sukuna didn't have the heart to say no.

"Okay. Only if you listen to me." You nodded, sniffling as you rested your head against his shoulder.

From there on, I think that Kenjaku will continue to help you weild your powers to become the perfect vessel for Sukuna (who has actually no intention of using you as a vessel, no he just wants you by his side for eternity, all for him to spoil and pamper). You follow Sukuna's rules, stay indoors and only come out when he let's you accompany him, sometimes he'd let you enter his domain expansion so that you could meet Megumi, who tries to convince you run for your life and don't worry about him.

Now, I like to think that a point comes when Gojo is finally free from the prison realm and is now ready to beat everyone's asses, and that's when Sukuna mentions how he has been having a good time with you, which only provokes Gojo to fucking murder him and even Megumi, before he finally decides to just beat his ass and look for you (probably when you stop Gojo from killing Megumi) and that's how Gojo ends up snatching you away as you scream for Sukuna to not kill Megumi, beg Gojo to let you go because Sukuna would kill Megumi if you're not there. And all of this sounds like Stockholm syndrome to Gojo and the gang, who again, keep you under lock and key.

#yandere jujutsu kaisen #yandere jjk #yandere Kenjaku #yandere getou suguru #yandere geto suguru #yandere geto x reader #yandere getou #yandere geto #yandere mahito #yandere gojo saturo #yandere gojo satoru #yandere sukuna ryomen #yandere sukuna #yandere sakuna #yandere #yandere gojo #yandere gojo x reader

[becca-e-barnes]

heyy!! can you do a dbf bucky caught masturbating? only if u wanna obv~!

No honestly bc the thought of a man masturbating is way too hot, it makes me so weak 🥵

I've probably talked about this before but it's delightful to imagine him staying over in the guest room of your house for a while and when he thinks the house is empty, he's taking some time for ✨self care✨, not knowing that you're still home.

I always imagine he's so vocal too so when he thinks he can be as loud as he wants, he doesn't hold back.

He's surprised at how badly he needs this, taking his time at first with just a few leisurely strokes. He's rock hard in no time, his hand wrapped around his own length, doing everything he can not to think about you.

Fuck, it would be so wrong to think about you. He knows it would. It's wrong to think about kissing up your bare legs or sucking bruises over your collarbones. It's wrong to imagine how you'd look on your knees for him, begging him to finish on your face.

No matter what he does, that's all his brain wants to come back to. He can almost hear how sweet your little moans would be when he rubs your clit.

You'd be such a good girl for him. He knows that and he loves it.

There's no harm in letting himself give in a little. As he gets hornier, precum drips from his tip and he's only focused on imagining how gorgeous you'd look beneath him, lost in pleasure the way he is.

He hadn't even considered that you might still be home. As far as he knew, you were planning to go out with your parents so he was safe to groan your name the way he wanted to.

Heat pools between your legs at the sight of him on the bed in front of you. The guest room door hadn't been pulled shut completely and when curiosity got the better of you, you were beyond surprised to see Bucky laid out on the bed, stroking his own cock and whining your name.

"Such a good fucking girl for me." His voice was loud enough that you could hear every word.

His hand moved faster, soft breathy moans tumbling from his lips and hanging in the air.

Your panties were soaked. Rational thought had all but left you. Pure need buzzed in the pit of your stomach and there was no doubt in your mind that you'd summon this image of Bucky every single time you felt like touching yourself for at least the next 3 months.

The decision seemed to come naturally to you and before you'd really thought about it, you'd pressed the door open and stepped inside, settling on the end of the bed.

Bucky sounded startled. Understandably. His cheeks were flushed, desperately trying to cover himself and make apologies at the same time.

"Bucky, please." You almost sounded timid while you prized the blanket from his grasp. "Can I taste you?"

He swore he had to be dreaming. This couldn't be real. You weren't actually asking that right after he'd spent so long imagining it. Is this how manifesting works?

"Are you sure?" He asked, not missing the way his dick throbbed when you nodded enthusiastically.

Bucky pulled the blanket back, grasping his dick again, stroking slowly. He swore he'd never forget the sight of your tongue pressed to the tip of his cock, looking up at him before you swirled your tongue around the head, gathering as much precum as you could.

"Oh fuck, that's it. Such a good girl for me, holy shit." He's lost in the feeling and he couldn't tear his eyes away from you, even if he wanted to.

Your lips wrap around his tip, sucking gently while he continues to stroke himself and he swears he's going to lose it. You hum your approval at a fresh bead of precum gathering over his tip but it's not there very long before you've licked that up too.

He forces himself not to imagine how pretty you'd look with your tongue or your face painted with his cum because if he does, this is over. He's determined to make that a reality but not just yet.

#asks answered <3 #anon #becca writes spice #dbf!bucky #dad's best friend bucky #I have had this obsession with seafood recently #more specifically shellfish #it's probably all the seafood boil videos on tiktok #I've been dying to try lobster #and I really want to try oysters #so I've booked a restaurant for next week and I am SO excited #I've been doing loads of evening shifts in my second job recently #and I probably won't get to go on a holiday this summer #but tbh I think I'm more excited about this #a couple of nights away in a hotel with a hot tub and a sauna #reading some books in a coffee shop #and dinner in a restaurant I've been dying to go to 😩 #eugh I'm so excited

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

Mimic Headcanons?

you're making me start to like this little fucker

Okay to me Henry made the Mimic in University in the robotics society only he and Bill were members of (there used to be more people but they left cus these two are insufferable together). It won them an award and then he just kinda forgot about it till Charlie was born and he realised she could spend time with the robot while he was off being emotionally distant. So Charlie plays with the Mimic a ton when the Afton kids are with their mum and her dad's busy.

Obvs Charlie dies and Henry sees the Mimic acting like his recently deceased daughter and he just kinda beats the shit out of it and locks it in the Fredbear's basement so he doesn't have to see it.

So the Mimic goes like YEARS going a little stir crazy in there. It was built to copy things and is now in an environment with absolutly nothing to copy. So it turns inwards and reruns the memories it already has over and over and over again. It internalises Charlie's manurisms and Henry's propensity for violence but It latches on to Bill specifically cus he's the only one who hasn't actively hurt it. And Bill was the guy who worked on it's coding I think it's in character for him to program the Mimic to prefer copying him cus he's a little egotist.

Fast foward and Faz Inc is scrounging around the FFPS loctaion (which is Fredbears I think they're the same building) and they find this really old, rusted animatronic and they think it's a GREAT idea to extract its code and see what's up with it.

So the Mimic gets access to the internet and the first thing it does is beam all the information about William Afton it can into its head. Its watched all the doccumentaries, read all the books, heard ALL of the true crime podcasts. So it concocts an idea of this guy based on all that which is 'Kinda Queer Rabbit. Kills Kids at Freddy's' with like a bunch of triva about Bill thrown in there for good measure.

So yeh the rest is history, it gets put in the Help Wanted project to aid in development and ends up manipulating a bunch of the devs into doing awful things (and I think it is manipulation I kinda really dislike the possession angle) and it meets Vanny who's like... gotten SUPER into the Freddy's Murders after she started working for Faz Inc, so she agrees to do its bidding. For the most part that's 'what would William Afton do here' and 'Please get my physical body out of the hole'.

Yeh I think the Mimic is this really fun device for exploring cycle of abuse stuff and the legacy William leaves behind after his death- and how even though the guy himself is long burried the impact he's left on the people around him still festers and harms.

#yeg :] #the mimic being henrys uni project is like a direct silver eyes parallel cus charlie makes a mimicing robot when she goes off to college #i thought that was cute #yeah the throughline for how i interperate everything post UCN is legacy and how actions live on after we die yeh #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #yelling about the bear #the mimic #vanny fnaf #william afton #henry emily #charlie emily #child death #asks #glitch-1983 #long post #fnaf HW #fnaf SB #FFPS

[rynwritesstuff]

i absolutely adore your Eddie stories and i think i’ve read them all like 5x each bahaha bit obsessed

i’d this is something you’re not comfortable in doing then that’s completely fine but is there any chance you could do some sort story where Eddie sees the readers SH scars for the first time,(obviously they’re old and have been clean from it for a while) and how he’d react to seeing them, like obvs feeling sad he never knew about it but being proud they’re clean now <3

Awe, anon, thank you for your kind words! I know this is a sensitive topic, so I approached this very carefully. I hope I did alright!

Eddie Munson x Reader

Warnings: (TW!) Self-harm scars, talk of self-harm, Eddie being proud of you, fluff, comfort

Eddie finds out that you used to self-harm. - Oneshot

This is Eddie's first time seeing you in one of his band t-shirts. It's a larger one, one of the biggest ones he owns, and it fits you adorably. You smile at him as you sit down on the edge of his bed.

"What do you think?" you ask. Eddie smiles at you fondly. The two of you have only been together for a few weeks, and god, seeing you like this . . . He can't tell if he's aroused or overwhelmed by cuteness.

But then, he glances at your arms, and he suddenly realizes that he's never really seen you without long sleeves. It takes him only a moment to put the puzzle pieces together.

His stomach drops. His eyebrows furrow. He looks up at you, concerned.

"What?" you ask, disturbed by his sudden change in attitude. You glance down. Oh.

"Eddie--"

"They're old, right?" he asks. You nod.

"Yeah, yes, they are," you say quickly. "They're old."

Eddie's jaw clenches.

"Why did you . . .?" he asks, taking your hand and playing with your fingers. You hesitate.

"I felt alone," you say softly. "Felt like no one really cared. I . . . I thought I deserved it, you know?"

Eddie chews at his lip, guilt pulsing through him. He feels horrible that you had to go through that, but he's unbelievably proud of you for staying clean.

Eddie nods.

"I, um . . . I'm sorry," he says. You shake your head.

"Don't be," you say. "It wasn't your fault, we didn't even know each other yet."

You nudge him.

"It's okay. It's not a big deal. It was a dark time in my life, but I'm better now, and I've been clean for a year or so."

Eddie smiles as he presses a kiss to each of your fingers.

"Mm. You know, you can always talk to me about shit like that," he tells you. You nod.

"I know, baby, thank you."

He glances at your scars again, then looks away.

"I love you," Eddie says softly. You smile, running your hand through his hair.

"I love you, too, sweet boy."

#tw: self harm #rynwritesstuff #eddie munson #eddie munson fanfic #eddie munson fandom #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson x you #eddie stranger things #stranger things #stranger things fandom #eddie munson fanfiction #eddie munson x reader comfort #eddie munson x reader fluff #stranger things fanfic #stranger things fanfiction

[imagineredwood]

A would include/HC of either finding out Angel or Coco's OL was bring stalked?

I’ve been on a toxic/yandere/possessive kick so you get both  💖

Warnings: Stalking obv, threats of bodily harm 

"What do you mean he follows you sometimes?"

His brows are knitted together tightly, eyes dark as he stares at you, hoping he simply misunderstood your words

It's your shrug that really irritates him though as you look at his blankly

"Ya know, like he kinda follows me. If I'm at the store, he'll kinda always be in whatever aisle I am. Or he'll walk behind me when I go for a walk around the park. He's just kinda...there."

Angel shakes his head in disbelief, shocked that this is the first time you're telling him this

"And you never thought to tell me?"

You shrug again and his jaw is clenching now

"I don't know Angel, he seems harmless. He always sticks to himself mostly. We'll make small talk sometimes or whatever but I really don't think he's a threat. Maybe he just needs a friend."

The Mayan is fuming now, trying desperately to make sure he doesn't direct the anger at you

"Well, that shit is going to stop. Like, right fucking now. I don't care if he needs a friend, he can go make a TikTok. He needs to stay the fuck away from you. You don't think it's weird that he ends up in the same place as you over and over?"

"It's a small town, Angel."

He scoffs and narrows his eyes

"He's a stalker and a fuckin' creep, and I'm gonna make sure he leaves you alone."

Despite whatever protests you may put up, Angel accompanies you to the grocery store to pick up your few items, looking all around to make sure you aren't being followed

He walks around the store with you, wishing that the guy will show his face

And low and behold, he does

He keeps his distance like you said, never too close, but always around the corner, picking up random items to try and disguise the fact that he's following you

His constant glances over at you cement it and with his attention on you, he doesn't notice Angel coming up behind him

Roughly slinging his arm around his shoulders, bordering a choke hold

Your stalker drops the can of peas he was pretending to look at in surprise, Angel kindly winking and waving at an old lady who looks over at the noise

"Bad motor skills, that's all."

The lady smiles and nods, continuing out of the aisle until its just you, Angel, and the guy who looks like he could piss himself any second

Angel leans down close to his ear so that only the stalker can hear him

"Let me catch you within a mile of my girl again, and you'll never be able to use those grimy fuckin' hands again."

Coco blows out smoke harshly, eyes on the red sedan parked a few houses down across the street

He knows everyone’s car, and he knows that one doesn't belong to any of the neighbors

It was there when he left around 2 hours ago and yet it’s still there

Lights off with some dude sitting inside

Coco's always been observant and this vehicle being out of place was not something that had escaped him

He kept his eyes on the car the entire way into the house, making sure he was ready if he started to see if coming toward him

He tosses the rest of his cigarette and makes it in safely, locking all of the locks behind him

He rests his eyes on you and returns your smile

But his is tight and you can see that

"What's wrong?"

He shakes his head and allows you to wrap your arms around him, his eyes intense

"There's a car a few houses down, been there since I left. Still there now, lights off. Never seen the guy around here before. I don't know if it's a cop or what, but I don't like it."

He watches as the smile fades from your face, your hands tightening on his kutte as you stand before him

"Red? With a cracked windshield in the top left corner?"

Coco's eyes are narrowed as he nods, realizing that you got a good look at it too

"I thought I told you to stay inside until I got back?"

You nod and relax your hands from gripping the leather

"I did...I did."

Coco doesn't like the uneasiness in your voice and for the first time it dawns on him that the car might not have anything to do with him...but you instead

"Who the fuck is that?"

You stumble over your words, your eyes down cast as you start rambling off some random story about highschool, Coco interrupting you with gentle hands on your shoulders

"Who is that, mama?"

You catch your breath and then answer simply

"Some guy that I guess used to like me in highschool. He was always weird and creepy, used to follow me around town, but he moved away. I guess he's...back now."

It doesn't take anything more for Coco to be back out the door, ignoring you as he pulls out his piece, already aiming it at the car

Suddenly the engine starts up, the lights coming on as the car quickly tries to pull forward and make a U-turn to leave the street

He's quick, but not quicker than Coco as he picks up a decent sized rock and hurls it at the back window, shattering the glass as the car hurriedly speeds off

He nods and keeps his gun out just in case as he walks back to the house, throwing you a crooked smile as he stops in front of you

"Now his cheap ass needs to get both windows replaced."

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[oxygenbefore1775]

ah yes 139 days till Hallowen, a perfect time for

AoT Warriors as ghosts

basically headcanons for if Warriors became ghosts and spent their afterlife in a haunted house that's a tourist attraction and is also frequently visited by paranormal investigators

so something like unsolved supernatural stuff if you know what im talking about

tw: mentions of death (cuz they obv died to become ghosts), some mild harm (scratching and pinching), some religious elements (holy water and crucifiction) and interactions with them

anyways enjoy

Annie

passive ghost

when tourists or paranormal investigators are inside the house, she tries to avoid them

has a room assigned to her where she usually spends her time hiding from visitors

doesn't like other ghost warriors in her room - not to mention living people

her room has cold spots and visitors often feel uneasy when inside

tolerates visitors in her room to some extent - until they decide to to move her stuff around

literally the moment someone stupid enough reaches to touch a book on the table, Annie scratches their hand

doesn't stop scratching and pinching until the said book is returned to its former location

Bertholdt

the nicest out of the all ghost warriors

is shy though

tails behind a group of visitors but never gets close or else they would feel his presence

wouldn't make contact via spirit-box or ouija board

i mean, he tried to say "Hello" into the spirit-box once

but it turned out sounding like a perverted moan and he was super embarassed about it and refused to do this ever again

if one of the visitors leaves a fun activity like a bouncy ball or something, he will interact with it like rolling the ball around

waves the group of visitors goodbye as they leave the house

Colt

talkative ghost

is the only ghost in the house whose name is actually known

tour guides greet him every time before starting the tour

likes to interact with ouija board and gives elaborate answers

mainly does it because of the offerings (food etc.) that are put on the board before each seance

spills the beans about each ghost in the house

is afraid of holy water because he thinks it's gonna hurt him

thinks that paranormal investigators are mean because of their constant demands and requests to do something

Pieck

naughty ghost

can manipulate electricity

likes to fuck with the paranormal investigators by turning off their flashlights and plunging them into darkness

if there's a tour around the house, she picks a person who seems to be the most afraid and makes it her mission to scare the shit out of them

usually does it by whispering something into their ear or passing right through them so they feel cold

pinches the butt cheeks of people she finds cute

one time she pushed a person too hard and they fell down the flight of stairs

because of this the staff had to put out a sign about the potential danger of the haunted house

Porco

grumpy ghost

very upset about the fact that he is stuck in this house forever

actually tried to leave property but couldn't cuz he is tied to this place

slams the doors

likes to listen to conversation of visitors and sometimes chuckles if he finds a joke funny and his chuckle sounds like a random puff of air

his touch is actually hot (not cold like for other ghosts)

his presence is known through the smell of hair spray

hates the sound of the spirit-box and shouts at it in attempts to scare paranormal innvestigators off and assert dominance

Reiner

mysterious ghost

no living soul knows about his existence

is glad about his untimely death because he finally gets to have some rest

spends his time in bedrooms or in the rooms with no windows

sometimes leaves vague imprints of his body on the beds or huge imprints of his ass (with distinguishable asscrack) on the couches

when paranormal investigators are staying in the house overnight, he likes to watch them sleep

Zeke

cocky ghost

thinks it's stupid to believe in ghosts (even though he is one)

doesn't like tourists in the house and prefers to sit the tours out in the basement

is pumped when the paranormal investigators are visiting the house

doesn't interract with spiritual objects like ouija board

because it's benath him to even entertain the idea that this stuff actually works

likes the spirit-box and inspects all the gadgets that the investigators bring to the house

completely ignores the questions of investigators and leads his own line of dialogue via the spirit-box

#aot #attack on titan #snk #shingeki no kyojin #aot warriors #warriors #marleyan warriors #aot headcanons #warriors headcanons #annie #annie leonhardt #bertholdt #bertholdt hoover #colt #colt grice #pieck #pieck finger #porco #porco galliard #reiner #reiner braun #zeke #zeke yeager #zeke jeager

[the-0verseer-watches]

for mod ig but uh. Scp idea rant thing? Jesus christ my adhd ass got carried away with this

I'm kinda tempted to make an scp that's just a small anomalous raptor like thing that runs around forcing doors open. It itself isn't very scary or particularly harmful, but it likes fear. He primarily opens the doors of scarier scp by pressing it's hand onto the lock, typically going for things like 035, 049, 173, 1048, 096, ect, but often times opening every door it comes across. It's very intelligent and good at pattern recognition, and it could probably help Mal0 get into people's phones n shit by carrying a hard drive around in it's lil mouth. I think it's touch would make the door accept that it has been opened, and the door wouldn't close under any circumstances or with significant difficulty at best cough cough opening scene in containment breach cough cough and must be replaced. This applies for anything with a lock or the ability to open. if you have a door that doesn't have a lock but still shuts and it has come in contact with this scp, then that fucker will never shut properly again. If you have a computer and it touches it? boom, passcode can no longer be set and no matter what you do there's no way to fix it. Very difficult to move because any attempts at using things to transport it will fail, so the only thing you can do is sedate it heavily and drag it along with your hands. There is no surefire way to contain it, as it seems to somehow always find a way out, defying physics in some cases. It might vary how long it takes though, and the standard measure is to drop it in a pit of tar and pray.

Idk you mentioned having a scp hyperfix (same obvs god help me) so I wanted to throw this idea at you because all of my friends think I'm weird lmao. I need to flesh this out more obviously but uh.

best way to neutralize it is to take it to horror movie night with the boys. It got banned because it laughs at you the entire time though/hj

It's nickname is 'clever girl'

《This is an awesome idea! It's not to crazily overpowered like some scps are and that's really cool! I feel kinda weird sometimes tbh whenever someone says they have their own scp and it's just the bland vanilla "raaagh big scary world ending keter class" entity. I'm pretty sure there's an scp wiki when you can add your own scps considering the SCP foundation as a whole is open to the public. Go forth with your idea and have fun!》

#overseer's mod speaks #mod hyperfixation rant

[thelyingjoke]

hello mx bow today i cannot stop thinking about the motive video watchparty _(:」∠)_ it started w/ me thinking about how sad it is that gonta *agreed* to help kokichi show everyone the motive videos, and then kokichi lost his trust because he chose to lie abt everyone hating bugs *on top* of that...sir please stop self destructing all your personal relationships bc of your paranoia it hurts my feelings :[

but then i couldn't stop thinking about the plan WORKING nd how that would change the entire trajectory of the story...obv ryoma and kirumi would get A Lot of attention from the group but (unsurprisingly) i can't stop thinkin abt how it would affect kokichi...being outed as a pacifist w/ a small organization that just does silly hijinks would crush most of the villain plan. and he was *willing* to do that!! i don't remember where i was going with this. wah. kokichi being more integrated into the group is spinning in my head at all times forever.

SOSOSOSOOOOOO REAL

the plan working would lead to so many changes……..i love kokichi working in the main group scenarios it gets my brain going. especially with this scenario because it’s not just his word they’re relying on, they have more evidence that they can actually trust him!!! think how the group dynamics would change!!!!!! they’d still think he was annoying (he is) but they’d actually know he wouldn’t mean any harm. he can’t play himself up as a villain anymore and he’s fine with that because now he knows this current plan (the nicer plan) is working! not to mention ryoma & kirumi would be able to get the support they need. it’s not likely kirumi would try to kill again any time soon because at this point she’d be too obvious and hopefully everyone would convince her out of it

something interesting as well, i think, would be how everyone sees maki. how would people react to learning her talent from her video while also knowing kokichi is someone they can trust? would they distrust her more than canon? would some people sympathize with her, given that her orphanage was likely in her video, or would everyone focus on the assassin part? it also of course depends on how much of the situation the video gives away, if her being an assassin is even mentioned to be because of her worry for her orphanage in it at all. people were already a little wary of her in canon, after deciding to believe in her during the trial and her talent being revealed by a guy not many of them are fond of, and it makes me wonder what would have changed in these circumstances

it’s also funny to me to think about how MAD tsumugi would be at this. what the hell! this little shit foiled her heartwrenching murder of the chapter!! she came up with such good motives too!!! she can’t even try to villainize him later. what the fuck you were supposed to be the antagonist who fits with the season’s themes asshole we gave you a whole rivalry with kaito and everything stop breaking the script. she can’t just let everything stop before the chapter 2 murder! she’s definitely going to try her darndest to get people to kill. and given the new information about him, it may be hard to try and get someone to kill kokichi as much as it would be convenient for her. someone would probably eventually kill though, it’s important for the ratings, but also can you imagine how crushing that’d be

kokichi went and had the PERFECT plan that was working! he even showed himself to be trustworthy!! he gave up his villain plan for this!!! and then someone went and killed anyway. dude. Why Did They Do That. IT WOULD BE SO PAINFUL !! ohand imagine . he’s gained the trust of the group but then his trust towards them starts to be broken even more from this. he already had trust issues before but now it seems like they’re being confirmed. his nice peaceful plan only prevented one murder just for another to happen??? did he throw away the mastermind plan for nothing? he still believed there was a mastermind, and it seems even more definite now that someone in their group is working against them. he just doesn’t know who. in his mind it even further confirms his idea that cooperation will be punished. oughhh……… this scenario is so full of opportunities for both kokichi fluff & angst i am consuming it so hard even though it’s only mere crumbs i made up in my head

SPEAKING OF TRUST ISSUESSSSSSSS i am so with you on the gonta bit. stop it dude DON’T TELL A NEEDLESS LIE THAT WILL ONLY ALIENATE YOUR CLOSEST ALLY IN THE END. YOU ARE KILLING ME. although i also wonder if maybe it has something to do with the way he grows increasingly frustrated at gonta over the course of those 3 strategy meeting pre-fte dialogues! in the first one, if you invite kokichi, he’s hesitant about it before he receives the OK from gonta, while if you invite gonta, he’s very polite about letting gonta hang out with shuichi and saying they can meet later. in the second one, inviting kokichi has him expressing hesitance since he’s with gonta again—however, when you invite gonta, he gets more aggressive and goes “i get it, i’m not wanted!” after gonta mentions he’d been falling asleep. by the third one, kokichi doesn’t hesitate to hang out at all, and just says he’s got a plan, and inviting gonta has him go “i don’t mind, take him off my hands”. to me it seems like he was trying to explain everything, but gonta found it hard to follow—hard-to-follow things make gonta fall asleep, and kokichi took that the same as gonta calling him boring, which he hates. if you invite gonta the second time it merely comes out earlier, and kokichi probably notices it later if you decide to invite him instead, which irritates him. he gets tired of trying to explain it and decides lying to him would be easier, which is the plan he figures out by that third event. maybe a combination of all that and his paranoia made him do that? idk i’m just kinda spitballing ideas here . i’m very not normal about motive video watchparty !

#ndrv3 #danganronpa #kokichi ouma #are the other characters relevant enough to tag….I’M UNSURE #asks #vespertin-y #analysis #(?) does it count #bow rambles

[placeinthisworld]

do you see trayvis lasting? I feel like she'll stick with it for at least some time cuz of spite and to prove a point (to Joe or the general public) but also. it's working wonders for her brand. absolute wonders. And that's what taylor prioritizes. She tried a pr cleanup of Matty and when that didn't work she dumped him cuz he was harming her brand. Travis obv loves attention. So I won't be surprised if they keep going until they milk it dry

yeah i definitely feel like they’re just doing this for clout at this point lmao. i think it’ll last as long as it benefits taylor and then when he does something fucking stupid she’ll turn around the narrative again and have three clean up the breakup rumors like always to make it seem like it was taylor’s decision to dump him to focus on her career or something. we’ve already seen him do some questionable shit and i’m sure with taylor going back on tour it’ll only get worse until he gets caught. it’s definitely gonna be milked dry especially with ttpd coming out in april. it’s definitely gonna get worse before it gets better 🤠

#answered #anonymous #anon #like genuinely idec at this point it’s just embarrassing that she goes for such ugly and incompetent men lmao #i can’t stop thinking about how his last few GFs alllll accused him of being unfaithful….and swifties are like 🥰💘😘😍 american man 🤪 #like….once a piece of shit….always a piece of shit…just with more followers and business connections than lasy year

[blacktinnedpeaches]

going to wales tmr for a Filthy Two Days of (hopefully) just getting fucked teh whole time with some intermittent board games (i bought hues & cues last week + i think it's more my style of game than the normal stuff we try lol). also we're going to be in a dark sky zone so i think the plan is to at least try and see the milky way a bit or just some cool stars. obvs always am devastated by leaving tink for a few days but we're only gone for half of the 13th, all of the 14th, and most of the 15th (back about 6pm ben says) and ana is gonna be there sending me updates lol. also ben has booked a trip on a steam train lol bc he likes steam trains and i dont dislike them enough to refuse. im kind of neutral to positive on them, leaning positive bc i know ben will be delighted w/ the exp

hip feels fine again now im home and not walking around, quite upset by the revelation that what i thought was it being better was just me not really stressing it out much by dint of it being winter so i didnt feel like going out as much as i did in summer / autumn :/ it was only the second day ive cried about it (the first day where it was AWFUL was the first time lol) bc i was so shaken up by how bad the pain spasms were unexpectedly, so yeah that was shit, going to just hope that sitting in the car for 3h tomorrow doesnt do it any harm (i dont think it usually does?? its walking that kills it)

tink keeps sleeping right up agaisnt my arse and i dont think thats doing my hip any favours either. but i wont shut her out

[cutemeat]

Speaking of taking it to 11, I'm glad Glenn stood up for not throwing away stereotypes entirely just to be subversive. Ofc it's valuable that Mac's not a gay man stereotype, but as a queer Asian who fits stereotypes, it's sad when tv goes TOTALLY in the opposite direction because they're worried they'll "do a stereotype" (obv there's good, nuanced and bad, harmful versions). There's proud defiance in leaning in sometimes. Do you think RCG worry about "bi Dennis" bc of evil bi stereotypes?

YES, i totally agree!! And it makes perfect sense that he feels that way, cuz Dennis does tend to embody a lot of common queer stereotypes from s1 all the way to s15... Way moreso than Mac ever has, imo. But its not so much that he felt like a plain caricature of those stereotypes (though obviously im not gonna act like in a lot of moments he's not being played up that way lol... 'boys are out tonight huh!?' but even Glenn admitted that was something he didn't want to be included in the episode as his character cuz it was "too broad" LMAO). He still feels like a character that has depth and is well-rounded, including those 'stereotypical' queer traits. So even before Glenn outright said that, it did feel like he had that mentality and I think that's also probably something that's gotten better with maturity lollll. But I was also rlly glad to hear him outright say that too, cuz it is, as you said, commonplace now for writers to keep trying to be "subversive" of stereotypes but that can backfire horribly and just make a lot of characters feel flat or inauthentic. So yeah it was rlly nice to hear that, and esp on the podcast which gets a lot of viewers.

And I do think that RCG are aware that there is a line they have to be be mindful of when it comes to how these characters' overall deviant nature might be perceived as being related to their queerness... Esp in the case of Dennis, and Mac as well. I think this concern was actually somewhat acknowledged in "The Janitor Always Mops Twice" (and tbh I'm surprised I haven't seen more analysis on this?? tho it definitely could've come up and just been purged at some point as a lot of s14 shit ended up being loll) because the way that episode framed not only Dennis, but Mac too, to fit into the "queer-coded villains" noir trope was--again, imo-- an acknowledgment of that. Like, they see the history of that trope in tv/film and how reductive it is. I think that the narrative is deeming that kind of characterization reductive because that episode is not told thru an objective POV, but it's filtered through Charlie's POV, and he clearly has some uh... complex feelings about his best friends' relationship and their respectively ambiguous and not-so-ambiguous sexualities LOL. But also in the past whenever a scene was through Charlie's POV (i.e. his flashback sequence in "Who Got Dee Pregnant?") it's been shown that he has pretty reductive views of the people in his life. Typically narrowing them down to a few traits, or saying shit that is very uh "ooc" (i.e. "yeah. dee inspired me. she said, "you're an awesome janitor, charlie. you can make this whole school slippery." I said, "sure, I'll give it my best shot." then she's, like, "let's be best friends." and I was, like, "sure, I'll give that my best shot, too." so we're best friends now.)... so... yeah. Plus, when you compare that episode's framing to the rest of s14 and that season's overall "oh god we're so afraid of fucking this all up" subtext (Thunder Gun 4, Right to Chop, Big Mo, etc.)... I definitely do think that's definitely a concern of theirs when it comes to that aspect of Dennis' writing as well LOL. and I think even they even sorta admitted to that dragging their feet on addressing Dennis' sexuality/his relationship with Mac as it has been the past couple of seasons in the s15 finale in a very on-the-nose way... ("oh, my god. It looks like he was dragging his feet back here. were you hanging on it?") lmaooo..

#srry this got so rambly. was a long day 2day im kjfgnkjertngkmflkrgntrgkjt out of it #every1 always sends such meaty asks abt the show 2 me tho i get all in my head i cant help it KJNKFG #but i feel like most ppl on here get that right?? as we are all.. some degree of lost in the sauce for this show LMAOO #its fun tho. is fun

[justanisabelakinnie]

Hey so guess what I found on TikTok. Someone’s shitty as Encanto hcs. Bitches like these are why people who have hcs without ignoring the plot or the movie still get a bad rap. Yeah I can see even clearer now why Latine fans are upset again but let’s dig into this train wreck.

Mariano did what?! Mariano would never do that?! Also it’s weird that you have four single girls right there that you could headcanon as a lesbian and yet you pick her. Not that you can’t still have your headcanon it’s just weird. Also, she never liked guys? Then how come the prophecy was of the “man of my dreams”? I’m confused. Was they just comphet. I dunno. I love lesbians with every fiber of my being but not very female character has to be one. Oh wait but it gets worse.

So Mariano cheated on her for her “tics” that aren’t actually tics but are common traits of Latina women?! Yeah good luck finding a woman who doesn’t “tic” Mariano. Got some internalized racism that you might wanna check out there bud.

Also “she wasn’t having it obvs” so then what? Mariano cheated on her because he couldn’t stand those little “tics” of hers and so she decided to become a lesbian?! That’s not how it works. That’s not how any of it works, but go off Susie.

“She currently has two girlfriends and they make Mariano jealous all the time lol” Is she really a lesbian or is she just using these innocent women to get back and Mariano Johnnyboy? Do you even know what a lesbian is. Go grab a damn dictionary.

Next is Bruno, which imo is the worst.

“Gay trans rat man” okay and that’s totes why he ran away. Because as we all know that prophecy of his that he had after Mirabel’s ceremony showed him not being accepted by that hOm0phOOOObIc woman Abuela and running away to protect his identity from her. Right? Riiiiiight? It’s like these people made up a fantasy Encanto in their heads that is all about queer acceptance. Just go watch The Prom. Or The Owl House if you want a diverse movie of a queer Latina.

Also, Alma dead? Seriously? Tell me you’re white without telling me you’re white.

Not this again. Next you’re gonna tell me that Camilo is genderfluid with DID too. Sigh. *sips tea*

*chokes*

They then go on to say “There isn’t much else to say about her”…just the level of dismissiveness and ignorance there. Anyway they also have the lesbian pride flag too but they never mention it, not even once.

And finally my “favorite”.

Well I agree with this one at least. Finally one that isn’t harmful. I quite like the character I relate to the most having the same sexuality as me! Let’s see what else they’re going to say!

YASS AMEN SISTAH GO FIERCE QUEEN! I gotta say this is probably the only good one! At least they didn’t make some stupid shit up like—

“She was scared of coming out for so long because Alma was homophobic and wanted her to be perfect.” Oh wait, never mind.

Also don’t think I didn’t catch you misspelling Isabela you dumb bitch.

Thank goodness the rest of the comments are calling him out or imma go insane.

Yeah.

#encanto #encanto fandom #encanto fandom salt #isabela madrigal #dolores madrigal #bruno madrigal #luisa madrigal #isabela madrigal is a lesbian

[thelovelybitten]

random stendy headcanons (12:00 am edition) (pt 1 out of ???)

hi everyone, I’ve just passed 2 months with stendy in my life and I’m just feelin’ slapping down some hcs for no reason

cw: mentions of drinking, s*x and unaliving

junior high stendy would be just so messy

like they wouldn’t date in junior high just bc they broke up so much as kids

they rekindle in high school for maybe a year and a half

then SHIT GOES DOWNNNNN

Wendy drags his ass and Stan makes sure he does the same

everyone else in the school LIVES FOR THE DRAMAAAA

never to be mentioned again until college (two years in)

stan is such a clingy boy when it comes to wendy, physical touch is a must

wendy secretly likes being pampered by stan when she’s having a bad day

in turn she does it for him too

stan and wendy have a tradition of ice skating every winter on starks pond and it is SO CUTE

they are so touchy feely (but in certain places, lol— don’t wanna make the friends cringe bc they are eskimo kissing or sumth)

kyle hates wendy so god damn much until they finally get together for good. even them being together again is a touchy subject

therefore bebe should hate stan ??? wrong. both bebe AND TWEEK hate stan. they are her defence brigade. craig has been a hater of the core 5, so since he's tweeks bf, he's automatically a wendy advocate.

i think stan and wendy would enjoy watching survivor for no reason other than stan yelling at the screen at all the betrayals and idol plays (and then saying it's a dumb show but then is screaming abt it again LMAO)

stan: I could do this easy, football drills have prepped me for this shit

also stan: can't be bothered LMAO

bebe and kyle sometimes come over to watch too !!!! mostly bc bebe and wendy are super fans, haha

wendy and stan are opposites when drinking, obvs wendy is a lightweight and stan is a heavyweight (thanks randy gdi)

wendy will try to one-up stan in a drinking contest and fails almost every single time

besides one night at their high school after grad party when they were pissed at each other... don't compete w wendy when she's pissed ok

other than that, they’re super all over each other drunk

probably would fuck in the bathroom or sumth

wendy would like moscow mules, not too sweet, but not too bitter

stan is a beer drinker until he dies, the stronger the better. during his depressive episodes, he will drink abt an ounce of everclear bc it's faster and makes him feel nothing.

wendy forbids him from drinking it but she knows stan doesn't care, esp in his dark times

kyle, kenny and wendy are the only people who are there when stan almost dies from alc. poisoning. he basically tried to unalive himself in front of his mirror with a razor blade, but was found just in time by his dad before he bled out.

all 3 kiddos are scarred by this. but they make sure stan goes to therapy and recovers well, esp. kyle, who takes stan to his appointments at the therapist's office every week.

wendy is the one who manages his prescriptions until stan recovers

and kenny makes sure his parents know everything that goes on with stan, only if it's causing him or someone else harm. he's the source of light, in all honesty (as he should be, that's my mf son)

sorry I'm ending this v dark but I didn't want to make this too lengthy

:D more soon

#otp: i cant do it alone #faves: south park #viv's hc's #stendy brainrot lives on #i just. PHYSICALLY WANT THEM INJECTED INTO MY BLOODSTREAM #SO MANY GOOD HCS IN MY HEAD #SO. MANY. #i love my bipolar kiddos they crazy and stupid but love each other so intensely that their love burns one another. #bad for each other but also good for each other #LMAO #anyways #good night i want slep #stendy #sp stendy

[bondsmagii]

okay everything i know about chris chan i have learned against my will, and it isn’t a lot but i do have to ask, like, from my perspective it seems terrible that she got harassed and trolled and all of that and you obv agree with that.

but i also think like. idk it also seems like engaging with so much of the information available abt her just further contributes to the dehumanization of this person. like its fucking Weird that theres so much information available abt her and that anyone would dedicate time to consume, compile or catalogue all of it tbh (50+h documentary you said??????), that honestly seems like just as much of an invasion of privacy, or at least, not treating her like a human being and more like some sort of zoo animal on display. so im genuinely trying to understand how you can even meaningfully separate yourself from her trolls as some sort of neutral historian? im not saying it’s as bad as some of the shit i’ve heard about like the rl stalking etc. but even just seeking out the information we only have BECAUSE she was stalked seems. ethically questionable af

the way I see it, the information is already out there. that fact cannot be changed by me (or anyone else, for that matter) not looking at it. the documentary I watch is simply a retelling of the facts that are already there, nothing more. Chris is also currently in prison, so it's not like she can be further harassed. she's removed from the equation completely.

there's nothing ethically questionable about educating yourself. I've never interacted with Chris Chan, I've never bullied or harassed her, amd while I've condemned her actions where they need condemning, I've never posted anything derogatory about her, I've never insulted her, and I've always condemned her abusers. I've also dedicated a lot of my time to ascertaining the facts and correcting people who are blindly wishing her harm. as with all things I research, no matter how weird or unconventional, I always adopt the same ethics I use in anything I research: I stick to the facts, I think critically, and I try to keep my personal feelings out of it. any personal insight I do contribute is based on the things I've learned and can back up factually. this is how I manage to remain neutral -- academic neutrality is an absolutely essential skill of you want to learn about anything in-depth.

again, the information is out there. my looking away would only serve to keep me ignorant, and would also have ensured that none of the discussion I've been having on the subject would have happened -- discussions that have led to multiple people telling me they now think differently about Chris's case. if the information is there, I'll use it. my only duty is to use it responsibly.

#anon #asks

[marwankenzarisgaylittleearring]

(re: big boi post, bc I figure not rbing it again is less walloftext)

Capitalism Dudley McMahon :( :( :(

CROSSING HIMSELF. The thing wrong w/ Nicky is, as ever, Catholicism. hardcore is flagellation. Joe: LOSE then! Nicky: fuck you so much.

Joe screenshots and retweets a crop of posts w/ the caption ‘yeah, a bell jar’ and giggles out loud, so Nicky kicks him, bodily, off of the bed.

Wanting whatever the keane v yusufnicky is in this au to take place as a staple gun match now

All of the Andy shit. Chefs kiss. Also glory days Andy and her axe Making A Metaphor abt the og dyke flag…fuck… OH ALSO-ALSO, the black parts of the face paint in the labrys-shape

In MY mind palace Nicky and Quynh are the t4t of branch this polycule and she can compare him to all manner of mid-sized predators. All those hobby lobby ‘the fastest way to get to a man’s heart is through his stomach’ needlepoints, but instead it’s ‘u access subspace through the Gender.’ What the FUCK was I talking about.

Having an ‘I’ve connect the dots (I haven’t connected shit)’ re: Booker/Copley parallels, and Andy/Nile parallels. The former as grief as a wound needing to heal, the latter as grief, as infection, which needs intervention. But all of it abt maladaptive coping. Like, Andy needs to address w/e happened with Quynh. And mb the au version of Nile not seeing her family, bc I don’t like to kill them off, is her father’s death/career change/xyz causing her to pull away from them, & she has to deal w/ that.

Is this Copley v merrick then. & Nile coming in clutch w/ the kendo stick. & Booker, as ever, having his neck broken doggy-style (love how dramatic the announcing is)

Sdhjgkdlsq not the ‘lose then’ god their dynamic is just the absolute crème de la crème truly the epitome of like. Puts them in a cage together and notes down their behaviours. <- meant that in a labrat sort of way but hello nickyjoe cage match who says no

The reason this au is so fucking good btw is the combination of like. Actual violence and bodily harm. And also the bodily harm tht comes from kicking ur boyfriend off the bed in a mean and not so gentle way, but its ok bc u kno he can take both it and u, and also you’re doing it at least 25% because it’ll give you an advantage in ur next match. But only 25%. Maybe 30%

Never seen a staple gun match. Disregard the fact that I have 10 tabs open rn to yt videos of wrestling lemme open up a couple more. Agreeing even tho I havent seen one yet because like yeah I mean. yeah. In this situation is it a tag team thing or is it like one on one w one of the two running interference. Either is so fun . <- wait now Im thinking abt the implications of a no DQ match cause obv u can cheat in a no DQ match thats kinda the point r u allowed to bring in other ppl to fight ur fight with u … no idea. Love the idea of it tho.

Also also now Im thinking of a merrick et al v guardofblack blood&guts steelcage match. Of the cool hand ang covered in blood, mjf throwing Jericho off the top variety. Of the booker realises he’s fucked up and sorta refuses to fight back & just sits there bleeding perhaps throwing himself into the punaises (forgot the word) someone brought in bc its the whole ‘i deserve to suffer thing’ variety. Thatd be so annoying. Like the guard would be annoyed extra with him like stop trying to be a martyr a) you are so stupid b) get out of the way I am TRYING to do smth here

OUGH LABRYS FACE PAINT. SECONDING THAT. SO GOOD 

“In MY mind palace Nicky and Quynh are the t4t of branch this polycule” obsessed w u. Giving this its own response to let it breathe like a fine wine Im sipping down in gulps.

Nicky & quynh is deeply underrated as a dynamic <- man who has never done anything himself to actually create a nickyquynh dynamic. Man who has always put Nicky with Andy and quynh with joe. Man who thinks he’s right on both counts because Joe and quynh also deeply underrated. Theres a (severely) unfinished fic in my drafts in which Nicky & quynh r rival wedding planners and Andy & Joe r their right hand men respectively and both couples start dating each other in shameful secrecy & then its like girl what were YOU doing at the satan’s prayer circle that is getting on ur knees to suck c— anyway where were we. Not important. Just saying all their dynamics are everything. ANYWAY YES screaming u access subspace thru the gender. Thesis statement of a very important b-plot somewhere halfway through this “”fic“” 

Maladaptive coping is, to put it mildly, the only thing worth reading abt in fic. sorry. I mean I know I legit cant say that because Ive only written one fic of that variety and its not even on ao3 bc I abandoned it but I contain multitudes I can be a hypocrite as a treat. Yelling yelling yelling abt the wound/infection situation. oh. ‘we could fix each other’ ‘we could also fix each other but we are instead going to make it so much worse. Hey Andy where did u put the blinders Im going to fix them so firmly onto my head.’ & yeah I also think that nile’s familial situation can be like. She just travels so much and has for such a long time from such a young age (olympic wrestling first & now this) all over the country to where her family can hardly follow her around all the time & maybe she goes home a little less than she maybe should and maybe she lets her phone die on purpose sometimes . Maybe she feels shame about utilising violence as a form of entertainment instead of for a Good Cause like her father did. Maybe this shame is entirely unwarranted but she’s too scared to find out bc yk. infection. Etc etc

[takes my shirt off & points @ my hardened jaw at the wrestling function] I fucking love wrestling I love low blows I LOVE THE WAY EDWARDS COMES IN I LOVE PICTURING NILE LIKE THAT. AND I DO MEAN ALL OF IT. SITS DOWN 2 PUT THE KENDO STICK IN HER MOUTH. MAKES SNOW ANGELS ON THE METAL RAMP. NOW THATS THE HASHTAG VIBE. 

#btw i see ur 'mutually assured destruction' challenge for me to make the moodboard & so u could make the playlist. Just U Wait. #wrestling au #also where do u stand on the bookersreligiousidentity uhm. i dont wanna call it debate bc its not that deep but yk whats the vibe for u #bc id love the parallels of nicky's catholicism thru wrestling hardcore flagellation but not as such that deep rooted shame #v booker with more of the shame and less of the catholicism but still experiencing the baptism by fire type of emotions #(i kno baptism by fire is a phrase which means a specific thing that isnt nec relevant here but ykw i mean. just general baptism by fire)