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capriciousvisage · 29 days
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Original Work Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Original Male Character(s), Nerah, Adel Weiss Additional Tags: Homesickness, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Light Angst Summary:
Will the yearning for a place to belong ever go away?
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sirazaroff · 1 month
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We are SO fuckin back
Original by @/soup-erb
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arc-misadventures · 2 months
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The Popsicle Comparisons
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Pyrrha: Jaune’s bigger.
Yang: Waaaaaaay bigger!
Nora: Thicker too.
Weiss: My singing career really helped me take it.
Blake: Took me a few tries, but I can reach the end.
Glynda: I can kiss the tip when I sandwich him.
May: I wanna do that…
Velvet: I love his carrot~!
Ruby: I can’t get my hands around it.
Coco: I can’t keep my hands off of it~!
Cinder: Oh, look, it’s my discipline stick~!
Emerald: Yeah, Daddy’s bigger.
Militia: It was fun when we sandwiched it between us.
Melanie: We have to do that again~!
Neo: 🥰🍆💦
Winter: The limp I got was divine~!
Harriet: I pulled so many muscles that day… Worth it~!
Elm: He picked me up like a twig when we did it.
Salem: My ex-husband was a shrimp compared to him.
Willow: I love how he remodelled me to fit him~!
Kali: I’ve never had a human before, but good gods~!
Raven: And, I thought I was a top~!
Summer: We need to do it again, the timing was off.
Sienna: Pro-Faunas on the streets, Pro-Human in the sheets~!
Terra: I’m gay, but when it comes to, Jaune~!
Robyn: I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t divine.
Fiona: The big bad wolf is coming to ravage the poor defenceless lamb again~!
Jessica: Yellow, my one weakness~!
Jinn: You think you know everything, but then you really know everything~!
RWBY Girls: AHHHHHHHH~!
Saphron: …
Saphron: Dibs. I go next.
RWBY Girls: Eh?!
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RSNM: …
Mercury: D-Did you really…?
Jaune: Yeah…
Ren: A-All of them…?
Jaune: Yep…
Sun: One is surprising enough, but all of them?!
Jaune: Shocking, I know…
Neptune: How did that all happen?!
Jaune: Word of mouth.
Ren: Is that metaphorical, or literal?
Jaune: Yes.
Mercury: How can you manage that?!
Jaune: Semblance.
Ren: So… The whole team?
Jaune: Which ones?
Mercury: The bad girls?
Jaune: A few here, and there.
Ren: The teacher?
Jaune: You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.
Sun: The moms?
Jaune: Not all at once. I think…?
Neptune: The faunas chicks?
Jaune: They tend to bite, and scratch…
Mercury: The green ring girl?
Jaune: I still don’t understand the yellow weakness bit.
Sun: The, Relic?
Jaune: There’s some knowledge for you.
Ren: Your sister-in-law?!
Jaune: Was my first.
Mercury: Your sister?!
Jaune: Another brocon. Joy…
RSNM: …
RSNM:
YOU ARE A GOD!!!
Jaune: …
Jaune: No comment.
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hadesisqueer · 1 year
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RWBY Tweets: Canon Bees edition
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psycakes · 4 months
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matching red jewelry
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juanarc-thethird · 8 months
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We Need To Talk.
At the Schnee Mansion, a party is taking place. One of the guests in said party was none other than Coco Adel.
Coco: Man… It's a good party, but I need a break from all this.
Trying to have some alone time. Coco left the party room and walked through the halls of the mansion. After taking a great distance between her and the party, she decided to enter one of her rooms. And what room did she go into? Well, to the private study of Weiss's late father, Jacques Shcnee.
Coco: Perfect~
She said, leaving the lights of the room off and walking towards the chair at the end of the room. She took it and looked around. I turn the chair, putting the back miranod towards the door. In front of her she looked at a painting that seemed like something new. It was the photo of Weiss with her mom, sister and brother. All smiling with joy.
Coco: *Smiling* They look so happy.
At that moment she hears someone open the door and tries to make herself small and hide with the chair.
Coco: (Shit! Am I allowed to be here? I have to stay quiet so they don't find me.)
Suddenly she hears voices, two people to be exact, Weiss and Winter.
Weiss: What do you want to talk about, Winter?
Coco: (Oh, it's Weiss and Winter. Maybe I can just...) *about to stand up*
Winter: Well, it's complicated.
Coco: *Sits down* (...stay here.)
Winter: *Nervous* You see… Um… your friend Jaune…
Coco: (Jaune? What did he do this time?)
Weiss: Yes? What about him?
Winter: Well, it's hard for me to say this, you see, he and I…
Coco: *Excited* ("He and I"?! ✨OMG!✨ What did those two do?)
Winter: Well...
Weiss: Yes?
Winter: Well...
Coco: (Come on...)
Winter: You see... *Stops* Damn, this is hard.
Coco: (God damn it! Just say it, woman!)
Weiss: Just take your time. I'm here for you.
Winter: *Smilies* Thanks you, Weiss. *She takes a deep breath* I… *Looks into her eyes* I am pregnant with Jaune's child.
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Coco: (She is what?!!!! Jaune fucked the cold sister and got her pregnant! Holy crap! Damn vomit boy, my respects)
Weiss: Oh... I see.
Winter: What? Is there something wrong?
Coco: (Oh~, Weiss is against it? No way! oh man this is great!)
Weiss: Well, you see, I also have something to tell you.
Coco: (What? What does she have to tell… No way! There's no way that happened!)
Winter: *Worry* What is it?
Weiss: Well, I... I am also pregnant with Jaune's child.
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Winter: *Shock* What?!
Coco: (I call it!! Holy shit! The two sisters?! Oh my god! How did he do it?! The two most bitchy girls I know, got pregnant by Jaune?! What a fucking legend!)
Winter: When did this happen?!
Weiss: Well, we're on a mission together and then… it just happened.
Winter: *Angry* What do you mean that "it just happened"?!
Coco: (Oh she is mad~✨)
Weiss: It just did!!
Winter: It just did?!
Weiss: *Angry* Yes and we did after coming back too!!
Coco: *Having fun* (Ooooh!~)
Winter: You bitch!
Winter was about to "kill" Weiss with her bare hands, but stopped when she saw her mother walk in.
Willow: What's going on here?!
Coco: (Man, right in the best part)
Winter: Mother, is not what it looks like!
Weiss: Winter is trying to take my man!
Winter: What?! Of course not! Weiss tries to take my man from me! I got pregnant first!
Weiss: No, it was me!
Willow: ENOUGH!
Winter/Weiss:....
Willow: Who is this boy you guys talk so much about?
Winter/Weiss: Jaune
Willow: Jaune?
Winter/Weiss: *nod*
Willow: *Worry* Oh dear....
Winter: Hold on…
Weiss: What do you mean by "Oh dear…"?
Willow: Well... I was hoping to tell you two after the party, but... I don't think I'll be able to. Girls… *She takes something out of her pocket* I am also pregnant with Jaune's child.
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Weiss/Winter/Coco: WHAT?!
Weiss: But you are twice his age!
Willow: I know but when I''m with him I feel like a young woman again.
Coco: (Damn~)
Winter: But mom, pregnant at your age! Won't you have some complications during childbirth?!
Willow: With my Aura that Jaune helped me activate, my doctor told me there is nothing to worry about.
Coco: (That's nice to hear... I guess)
Winter/Weiss: But-!
Willow: Girls, Girls, calm down. I know this didn't come as a surprise. But look at it on the bright side. It is a beginning to start having a loving family. Just imagine that.
Coco: (Oh… How beautiful. But what do the daughters think?)
Winter: That...
Winter:....
Winter: That does sound nice.
Weiss: I...
Weiss: I also agree with Winter. Jaune would be an excellent father for our children.
Willow: *Excited* Excellent! Let's go tell Jaune the good news! Klein!
Klein: *Shows up* Yes Ma'am?
Willow: Prepare a bed for Jaune to lie on. I think he might need it.
Klein: Understood. *leaves*
Willow: Girls, lets go.
Winter and Weiss nod and the three leave the office to look for their children's future father. Leaving Coco alone in the room.
Coco: Jaune, you are not a legend…. You are a fucking God!! Holy fuck!!! You lucky bastard!!
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jboy44 · 1 month
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Professor obleck " mr arc will be away for awhile on family business class he send a video to explain."
Video plays
Saphron " hi I am Jaunes sister. As ut was cheapest way for me and my wife to have a baby I asked my brother jaune to fuck a baby into my wife, after twelve non stop hours of hard clothless work my brother bred my wife with his meat hammer which I still can't believe fit in side terra the fucking thing is massive. Any how that was nine months ago so my wife is giving birth to my brother Jaune's baby right now making him an uncle daddy."
Team rwbts jaws drop
Nora shut up
Ren is repeating " what? " non stop
Pyrrha is screaming "I WANTED HIS BABY ITSNOT FAIR I WANT TO GIVE BIRTH TO HIS FIRST BORN 😭😭😭😭
Weiss turbs shocked
Velvet ".... Dilf went from an 8 to 10
Coco ".... Bun bun 🤯🤯🤯
Ruby "... You know I have that disorder were my boobs work despite never making a baby 😍😍 I can be the wet nurse to Jaunes baby
Blake blinks ".... I was flirting with wrong sister
Yang " ....tripe wfh.💔💔💔🤯🤯🤯🤯😱😱😱😱
Weiss " thats why ruby us thicker then me
Obleck " settle down class."
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razorblade180 · 10 months
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Out of style
Jaune:….
Weiss:What’s wrong with Jaune?
Coco:He’s probably wrestling with what I told him.
Ruby:Which is…?
Coco:His look is nice but frosted tips are really dated. Told him he was trying too much.
Blake:…
Yang:…
Ren:…
Nora:Oh boy…
Coco:What?
Weiss:*whispers in ear*
Coco:…
The woman walks over to Jaune and grabs his shoulder.
Jaune:!? Hmm?
Coco:…*crying* So it would seem I’ve made a grave mistake.
Jaune:I wasn’t gonna call you out on it.
Coco:But you really should’ve!!! *shakes him* I’m so sorry!!!!!
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bananabluff · 1 year
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fatrabbitr · 2 years
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【Fanart】12 Girls Chibi
Actually there are 13 girls( •́ω•̀ )
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capriciousvisage · 1 year
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when you're so stressed out because you know that you're doomed by the narrative, you cycle back to not being stressed (dissociation)
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sirazaroff · 4 months
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So guess who all got together again with the sillies??
Ft the lovelies @dummybirdnero and @spicxybread
I’m only giving context for the first one, but I picked up l4d again recently and got curious about rwby mods and-
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I lob velvet :)
Blackvelvet real 😮‍💨
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arc-misadventures · 1 month
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What They're Doing
What The Girls Are Doing ~~~ Weiss: The boys have been gone for a while, what do you think they're doing? Ruby: They're probably playing video games. Blake: Be real, they're probably talking about who's the hottest girl here is. Pyrrha: What?! Jaune wouldn't do that! Nora: I don't know, he does stare at your thighs when you're not looking. Pyrrha: He does~?! Yang: They're probably talking about my tits. Boys tend to stare at them a lot. Coco: I know I do~! Yang: What? Velvet: They're probably imagine us in swimsuits, and what not. Weiss: Yeah, it's probably something perverted like that. ~~~ What The Boys Are Doing ~~~ The Boys:
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weisscoldglare · 3 days
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Kinda wanted to get this part out of the way
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howlingday · 3 months
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Jaune Arc Is A Creep
Cardin: Ha! You stupid nerd! (Shoves Jaune) Reading books and shit!
Jaune: Laugh while you still can! You're the stronger one now, but some day, I'm going to grow up, and I'm going to teach myself how to make chloroform and knock you all out! Then I'll drag you into my basement and chain you to the walls! The first thing you'll see when you wake up is me, standing over you as your new god!
Jaune: AND THEN I'LL MAKE YOU WORSHIP ME IN WAYS NO GOD HAS BEFORE.
Cardin: ...
Ruby: (Bandaging him) And then what happened?
Jaune: (Sniffles) They beat me up and took my books~!
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Ruby: Fuck you guys! I'm going back out there and kicking their asses!
Jaune: No, Ruby! Vengeance protocol dictates that we should lay low after an attack and conserve our resources!
Ruby: Fuck the rules! They insulted us!
Jaune: Ruby, as a guy who gets his ass kicked so much he could be a professional, listen to me. The only thing we can do for now is survive!
Ruby: Oh, so I should just cower like you, should I? LIKE A LITTLE BITCH?!
Yang: (Pops Ruby in the head) As far as I can see, you're the only one acting like a little bitch here, Ruby. Now listen to what Jaune has to say.
Jaune: Thanks for sticking up for me, Yang!
Yang: Shut the hell up, Jaune! And you, Ruby Rose, open your mouth.
Ruby: Wha- (Bread shoved in, Gagging)
Jaune: Oh! Oh... Oh, wow... That's... That's kinda hot, Yang.
Yang: Eat, Ruby. Eat and build your strength.
Ruby: (Crying)
Jaune: Keep crying, Ruby. It'll make the bread taste like tears.
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Pyrrha: Jaune, I know this is tough, but... Is there a higher power you worship?
Jaune: I used to worship Monty Oum.
Pyrrha: Who's Monty Oum?
Jaune: THE GOD OF DEATH.
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Goodwitch: You there! Who the fuck are you?!
Jaune: Jaune Arc, sir!
Goodwitch: Why the fuck are you here, trainee?
Jaune: To become a huntsman, sir!
Goodwitch: That's bullshit! Look at you! I bet you play with dolls!
Jaune: Well, yes, but only for roleplay revenge fantasies, sir!
Goodwitch: Shut up, Banana-Slut!
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Blake: You can do it, Weiss. Just focus on your core when using the tether.
Jaune: Yeah, it's not too hard if you concentrate.
Weiss: Even you can do this, Arc? I know I'll regret asking this, but what's your secret?
Jaune: I, uh.... I kinda have a natural advantage with this skill.
Weiss: What do you mean?
Jaune: I, uh... I used to experiment a lot with auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Weiss: ...Just take me up the tether.
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Jaune: Oh! I also like to read!
Blake: Oh, really?
Jaune: Yup! For example, did you know that if you electrocute someone underwater, it'll leave no burn marks?
Blake: ...
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Jaune: So... I gave it a lot of thought, and I decided. I'm going to serve on the front lines.
Nora: What?! Why?! Jaune, seriously, you suck at everything you do!
Jaune: I know.
Nora: With your tactical brilliance, you could easily land a spot as an officer away from the battlefield!
Jaune: I know.
Nora: So why the hell are you coming to the front lines with us?!
Jaune: ...
Jaune: I WANT TO SEE DEATH.
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Ren: We're finally here, Jaune. We finally made it as huntsmen. Do you have any regrets?
Jaune: No. It was either this or med school.
Ren: I... wasn't aware you wanted to be a doctor. What was going to be your specialty?
Jaune: (Wide grin) EUTHANASIA.
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Coco: I'm open to suggestions.
Nora: Let's give all of our weapons to Ruby and have her use them to build a giant rifle-toting, sword-swinging mecha.
Coco: What is this, a fucking anime? No!
Blake: We could always give up and run away.
Coco: No!
Ruby: Let's play Arrowfell!
Coco: NO, GOD DAMMIT! NO! Does anyone have any good ideas?!
Ren: Jaune has one.
Coco: ...Dear god. Alright. How bad is it?
Jaune: This is an old revenge fantasy I used to reenact with dolls.
Yatsuhashi: Holy shit, this guy is fucked.
Jaune: In my most elaborate schemes, I'd pretend the dolls could see me before stabbing their eyes out and burning them alive.
Fox: ...Jaune, has anyone ever told you that you have an unhealthy obsession with ocular trauma?
Jaune: It's like closing the windows to the souls!
Cardin: You know, if we shoot out the Grimm eyes, we could finish them off without losing anyone.
Pyrrha: Jaune, you are the creepiest fucking guy I've ever met, but hey, that's not a bad plan.
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Nora: Jaune, can I ask you something?
Jaune: Sure!
Nora: This is going to sound stupid, but... Let's say I, hypothetically, have romantic feelings for a fake brother-
Jaune: You mean Ren?
Nora: Yeah, whatever. But let's say I acted on those feelings. Would it... Would it be wrong?
Jaune: Nora, why are you asking me about socially moral protocol?
Nora: Because you're the only one I can trust to not tell anyone. And even if you did, everyone would just assume you're being a creep again and I could deny everything.
Jaune: Wow, Nora. That's cold, dark, and manipulative genius.
Nora: I'm sorry, I just really need to know.
Jaune: I've never seen you in this light before.
Nora: Is it wrong?
Jaune: Hey, can I have a lock of your hair?
Nora: Answer my question, Jaune!
Jaune: Alright, alright! Look, the way I see it, I don't see anything wrong with your feelings, Nora. He wasn't really your family anyways, so even if you did incest-bang, it would've been fine.
Nora: It's not incest!
Jaune: I know, I know! I just prefer to think of it that way!
Nora: ...
Jaune: Bitch, don't even give me that look. You already KNEW what you were getting into asking me for advice!
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Marrow: General, wait!
Ironwood: God dammit, Wags, not now!
Marrow: General, Huntsman Ren and Pine along with Huntress Valkyrie are invaluable soldiers, and thus are completely expendable. But you should know that Huntsman Arc is said to be one of the most fucked up people on Remnant!
Jaune: (Thinking) No! They found my secret!.
Ironwood: Oh, really?
Jaune: Act normal- (Meow) NO, MISTER WHISKERS! NOT NOW!.
Ironwood: And just how fucked up are we talking?
Jaune: (Twitching hard) GET YOUR LITTLE CLAWS OUT OF MY EYES~!.
Marrow: Fucked up enough, some say, to rival even you, General.
Ironwood: ...To rival me, you say?
Ironwood: JAUNE ARC!
Jaune: MEOW!
Ironwood: Is what they say true?! Are you truly a fucked up little shit?!
Jaune: Well, I think I'm perfectly normal, but I may have a few desires and tendencies some may classify as... off?
Ironwood: ...Okay, Huntsman Arc. We're going to play a little game, and if you lose, the survival of both yourself and your friends over there, too!
Jaune: Sir, this is a horrendous abuse of authority-!
Ironwood: SILENCE!
Ironwood: Jaune Arc, I challenge you to a personal duel to the death! We shall fight with words to determine once and for all who is the most fucked up human being on the planet!
Jaune: (Huffs) Okay, this? I can do!
Jaune: I PLAY WITH HUMAN DOLLS!
Ironwood: I PLAY WITH HUMAN LIVES!
Jaune: I laugh at death!
Ironwood: I worship Salem on the weekends!
Jaune: SALEM! WORSHIPS! ME!
Ironwood: I lick tears off of orphans!
Jaune: I call arson a career!
Ironwood: I joined the military to watch people die!
Jaune: I celebrate living failure!
Ironwood: I submit to certain death!
Jaune: I harass the elderly!
Ironwood: I dip my soldiers with disease!
Jaune: I throw rocks at the homeless!
Ironwood: Oh yeah? Well, you wouldn't know anything about this because you're a virgin, but casualties are my favorite form of sexual foreplay! (Jaune stunned) YES! HAHAHA! Foolish child! You thought you could match wits with the worst of us and win?! You played the cards of a petulant boy, Jaune Arc, and now you and your little bitch friends will die!
Jaune: (Looks to his team)
Nora: (Thinking) You can do it, Jaune!.
Ren: (Thinking) There's no one I've ever met who's creeper than you!.
Jaune: You thought you were fighting a mere moral? You thought you could probe the darkness that is my mind?!.
Jaune: FOOL! I SHALL DROWN IN THE MAELSTROM OF MY NIGHTMARES! MY TENTACLES SHALL TWIST AND CONTORT YOUR THROAT AS I THROTTLE YOU WITH VISIONS OF HERMAPHRODITIC SUCCUBI AND VIOLENT! OEDIPEDAL! RAPE FANTASIES!
Jaune: I will take your cities! I will subjugate your children! I will rape and devour your armies! But you, only you shall survive, so that you may bear testament to my will and ultimate revengeance!
Atlas: ...
Vale: ...
Vacuo: ...
Mistral: ...
Salem: ...
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