#Pyrrha Nikos

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Yang: *Standing up from a pile of Rubble* The Bellabooty is soft and Supple! Absolute Ass perfection!

Pyrrha: *readying next attack* The Arc Ass is solid stone! Tight and Hard, capable of withstanding any hit! When you smack it, there is no Jiggle! It's raw muscle~

Yang: And that is why It's inferior!

~~~~~

Blake: I love my wife~

Jaune: I love my wife too~

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #pyrrha nikos #rwby shitpost #arkos #bumbleby

[reashot]

Red Like Roses... (It's period 🔴)

Warning: fluffness inside. Also really long.

At Beacon during a more peaceful time.

Pyrrha: Hmmm it's quiet, too quiet.

Ren: I agree. It's never a good sign. We should be ready for something.

Jaune: Ready for what?

Nora: Oh you know usually things never stay quiet for long especially when we're right next door to the main characters.

*yang burst into the room*

Pyrrha: And speaking of the devil.

Yang: Quick hide! *brace the door behind her*

Jaune: Oh Shi- okay gangs we trained for this! Quick initiate Pattern Delta Phi.

Nora: Aye, aye dear leader, let's initiate plan hiding under our bed's like cowards.

JNPR: *Bracing for Impacts.*

*Yang holding the door with all her might*

Ren: Wait what are even hiding from in the first place?

Yang: No time to explain. Here it Comes!

A large sounds resembling explosion came from across the hallway. The door starts to violently shakes and rose petals soon violently burst into the room. Even with Yang putting all her strength into the door. Some rose petals still managed to get inside.

Yang: .... I think we're in the clear now.

Pyrrha: What just happened?

Yang: Eh, promise not to freak out?

Jaune: Okay, I guess...

Yang: Good enough. *shows team JNPR the source of the roses*

Ruby: Huee~ *sniffs* huee~ 😭

Jaune: Ruby?

Ren: It seems to be her.

Pyrrha: Wait. Where are Blake and Weiss?

Nora: Found them. They're buried under all of this Rose petals.

Blake: *coughing up a bunch of petals* Eww I got some of it in my mouth.

Weiss: .... I just saw my grandfather.

Jaune: Okay, can someone now please tell us what is going on....

*Cardin burst into the room*

Cardin: Why the Fuck are there Roses all over the damn hallways!?

Russel: Don't try to lie we know it's coming from team RWBY!

Yang: Wow, wow! False accusation, much?

Dove: Well we can't help it. Because whenever something bad happened It's usually always you four.

Sky: Fucking Main characters shit...

Nora: I know right!

Pyrrha: Nora! Which sides are you on?

Nora: Oops my bad... (I mean, I'm not wrong 😒.)

Ren: *shrugs his head* Nora...

Jaune: Can all of you please stop being aggro for just one second!

You're upsetting Ruby for brother's sake.

Ruby: Wah! Wah! Wah! 😭

Jaune: Also can someone please tell me what just happened?

WBY: *looking at each others*

Yang: *sigh* (I guess I'm the one that should tell everyone.)

How do I gently put this? Ruby is in her special time of the month...

Jaune: Oh...

Cardin: The fuck does that even mean?

Russel: the month?

Dove: I see... (Maybe if I silently nod people will not think I'm dumb.)

Sky: (okay, she had her period. What does that have to with anything?)

Blake: Typical.

Weiss: Can you guys be anymore of a dudebros cliche?

CRDL: Hey!!!!

Yang: Let me put it this way. Every time Ruby has her "special month" her semblance's goes all haywire for some reason.

Jaune: Okay I get the gist of it. Team CRDL go outside and clean the hallway.

Cardin: What! Why the fuck should we clean up their mess?!

Jaune: Because I fucking said so. Now go!

Cardin: Geez... Whatever. C'mon boys, we better clean up team RWBY's mistakes. Again!

*slams door*

Blake: Thanks Jaune.

Weiss: Geez Arc, when did you grow a spine?

Yang: I gotta say Vomit Boy. I never knew you had it in you.

Pyrrha: *blush* (So manly.)

Nora: That's our Jaun-Jaun.

Jaune: Blake, Weiss. Please help Cardin & his team with the clean up outside.

Weiss: What! No way. Why should we help those dunderheads in the first place.

Jaune: Because they're right that the mess was started by your team.

Weiss: I'm sorry, our? For the record it's just Rub...

Blake: We're on it Jaune. C'mon Weiss let's help clean up all this roses. *drags Weiss away*

Jaune: Pyrrha, Ren, Nora. I also want you to go out side and help them.

Pyrrha: I understand Jaune. I will do as you ask.

Nora: Oh c'mon Jaune, why us too?

Jaune: Because they're our friends, Nora.

Nora: Well I'm about to go back to my room... *gets yoinked*

Ren: It's okay Jaune. I will get her to help us.

Nora: *grumble* (Fucking Main characters....)

Jaune: Thanks Ren. And Yang I want you to stay and find Ruby's "hygiene" products.

Yang: Wow, wow! Settle down cowpoke. I don't think you being a man is qualified to be the one to help with Ruby's "issue."

Jaune: I have seven Sisters...

Yang: Sweet brothers in heaven!

Uh, I take that back you're clearly overqualified.

At least I don't have to help clean up. But what're you going to do Jaune?

Jaune: I'm going to go back to my room to make a tea for Ruby.

A few minutes later.

Jaune: Here you go Ruby. A sweet herbal tea with plenty of honey and sugar.

Ruby: ... *sniffs* Thank you Jaune. 😢

*sips*

Jaune: It's okay Ruby you don't have to thank me.

Ruby: But I caused so much problems for everyone. *sniffle*😞

Jaune: *headpat*

There, there Ruby it's okay that what's friends are for. And you didn't troubled me one bit. In fact I'm happy to be of use to you. It reminds me that I'm still useful to someone.

Ruby: Jaune please don't think like that. You always were important to everyone.

Jaune: *kiss forehead*

It's nice of you think that Ruby. But I'm not. I'm not special like you. You're destined for great thing while I'm.... Just me.

Ruby: 0-0

Jaune: What's the matter... Ohhh, ohhh no. I'm so-so sorry Ruby I didn't realize that... I usually did that to my little sister whenever she's sad.

Ruby: *blush*

I-I don't mind it at all Jaune. It's just that if you want to do it to me again a little heads up would be nice. 😖

Jaune: I'm so-so sorry Ruby I promise that I... Wait, what do you mean by again?

Ruby: Uhh....

Yang: *clears throat*

I seems to have interrupted something here.

Jaune: Y-Yang!

Ruby: Sis!

Yang: Look Rubes I don't need to say this but remember what dad said. No boys. And Jaune please don't take this the wrong way but please for your sake please don't get any idea with Ruby. It will not end well for you.

Jaune: O-of course. I will never-ever think of Ruby like that. We're just friends after all.

Ruby: Friends... 😭

*starts crying*

Jaune: Oh, what's the matter Ruby?

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #lancaster #lancaster rwby #jaune x ruby #ruby x jaune #rwby lancaster #team rwby #team jnpr #team crdl #pyrrha nikos #nora valkyrie #lie ren #cardin winchester #russel thrush #dove bronzewing #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #sky lark #blake ​belladonna #just a headcanon

[rwac96]

F-O-O-D (Dragon Ball/RWBY Crossover Shitpost)

Ren: "Jaune, do you want to get some D-E-S-E-R-T."

Jaune: "Yeah, I need a T-R-E-A-T."

Nora: *approaching her teammates* "Whatcha guys talkin' about?"

Gohan: *walks up next to her* "Yeah, why did you guys just spell deser--?"

Pyrrha: "Gohan, no!"

Jaune: "Gohan, shut up!"

Ren: "Don't say it!"

Gohan: *blinks* "Why?"

Jaune: *grimaces* "Gods, how do we explain this?"

Ren: "Nora..." *exhales, looking at his long-time friend* "...can't spell."

Nora: *stands there, humming to herself*

Gohan: *eyes widened* "What?!"

Pyrrha: "She can't spell! When we talk about something she wants, we spell it out loud so she doesn't get too excited."

Gohan: *bewildered* "She's about to be 18! She can't handle hearing the word treat?"

Nora: *turns to Gohan, excited* "TREAT?"

Jaune: "No treat!"

Nora: "TREAT??"

Pyrrha: "No treat!!"

Nora: "TREAT???"

Ren: "No treat!!!"

Nora: *dejected* "Aww."

Gohan: *cringes, turns to the rest of Team J_PR* "Okay, what is happening?"

Jaune: "You just saw! She gets excited when she hears the word T-R-E-A-T."

Nora: *turns to her leader* "Whatcha talkin' about, Jaune?"

Jaune: "Homework."

Nora: "Aww, shucks."

Gohan: *squints* "So, you guys treat her like a toddler?!"

Nora: *excited* "TREAT?"

Pyrrha: "No treat!"

Nora: "TREAT??"

Jaune: "No treat!!"

Nora: "TREAT???"

Ren: "No treat!!!"

Nora: *sad* "Awwwww...."

Jaune: "Buddy, you gotta spell if you're talkin' about F-O-O-D."

Gohan: *scratches his hair* "Okay, are we getting a S-N-A-C-K?"

Nora: *turns to Gohan* "SNACK?"

Jaune: *groans* "Oh, come on!"

Ren: *pinches the bridge of his nose* "Dammit, Gohan!"

Pyrrha: *facepalms* "Dear Lords...really?"

Gohan: *annoyed* "Oh, c'mon! I spelled it!"

Ren: "She knows how to spell snack!"

Gohan: "She knows how to spell 'snack' but can't spell 'treat'?!"

Nora: *excited once more* "TREAT?"

Gohan: *turns to her* "No treat!"

Nora: *brings out Magnihild* "TREAT??"

Pyrrha: "No treat!!"

Nora: *hopping up & down* "TREAT???"

Ren: "NO TEART!!!"

Nora: *stomps the ground* "MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"

Ren: "Okay, she's getting fussy. Time for a N-A-P."

Nora: *relaxed* "Yeah!"

Gohan: *annoyed* "What does 'N-A-P' stand for?"

Nora: *smugly* "Party."

#text #text post #writblr #fanfic #fanfiction #crossover #crossover au #crossover shitpost #dragon ball #rwby #team jnpr #son gohan #gohan #jaune arc #nora valkyrie #pyrrha nikos #lie ren #source: youtube #nora can't spell...

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha: *runs into the room with her scroll in one hand* Nora, help!

Nora: *looks up from assembling a pancake-ice cream edifice* Woah! Watch the pancake sculpture! What’s up, Pyr?

Pyrrha: *shoves her scroll into Nora’s hands* I was texting Jaune, and he started flirting, but then I started flirting back, and then HE flirted harder, and now it’s reached a critical point where I have to send something…

Nora: …something…? 🤨

Pyrrha: …sexy… 😣

Nora: …

Nora: …that’s it…? What’s the problem?

Pyrrha: I’ve never done this before, and I don’t want to mess it up! It’s not something simple like head-shotting an opponent or running an endurance course!

Pyrrha: Please help me!

Nora: Okay, okay…! Let me see…

Nora: *typing and editing* …a little playfulness here…a euphemism there…and the sexy, sexy knockout blow!

Nora: …aaaaaaand send!

Pyrrha: *waiting* 😕

Nora: 😏

Pyrrha: Are you sure that Jaune is going to-

*text tone*

Pyrrha/Nora: *look down at Pyrrha’s scroll*

Nora: It’s a nude pic! 😃

Pyrrha: It is! Nora, you did it! 😃

Pyrrha/Nora: *hugging and jumping in excitement* 😄

Pyrrha: *runs out of the room while undoing her top* I need to go do something right now! Thanks again, Nora!

Nora: *toasts Pyrrha with her pancake pile* Godspeed, P-money! Godspeed…!

#rwby #pyrrha nikos #nora valkyrie #arkos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos

[brokentrafficknight]

Jaune x Blake x Pyrrha

What would that ship name be?

I've always called it 'Darkos' but it might have better names. Cute throuple, Blake's in heaven.

#rwby #jaune arc #blake belladonna #pyrrha nikos #knightshade #rwby knightshade #purrha #pyrrha x blake #blake x pyrrha #arkos #darkos

[howlingday]

Pyrrha: And where did you get those glasses?

Nora: I found them in the toilet! But it's fine, I called out to anyone who might have lost them and nobody answered, so that means they're mine!

Jaune: I don't think that's how-

Nora: Check it out! I can do smart things now~! (Presses finger to head) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!

Ren: Nora, that's a right triangle.

Nora: D'OH!

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Ozpin: Glynda, have you seen my glasses?

Goodwitch: Where did you last see them?

Ozpin: ...

Ozpin: She can't know that I dropped them in the toilet. Not me, the man who singlehandedly drafted the Five Kingdom Peace Accords.

Goodwitch: Sir, you said that out loud.

Ozpin: ...

Ozpin: (Turns away, Whispering) No, I didn't.

Goodwitch: More importantly, sir, student grades are at an all-time low this year. Should we conduct mandatory after-school study sessions?

Ozpin: (Puts in contacts) Might as well. As I recall, student scores haven't been this bad since the hey-days of Team STRQ.

Goodwitch: Yes, and unless we want to risk a repeat of Team STRQ, we should focus our efforts on re-education.

Ozpin: Oh, very well. (Points to RWBY, CRDL) Send them, them, (Points to JNPR) and- Oh, everyone except the egghead. She just might be our only good student.

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Jaune: Nora, you shouldn't wear glasses that aren't prescribed to you.

Nora: Pyrrha, just because you're ten feet tall doesn't you get to tell me what to do.

Ren: I'm Ren.

Jaune: (Snatches glasses) Gimme those!

#rwby #nora valkyrie #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #lie ren #ozpin #the simpsons #glynda goodwitch

[pilot-boi]

For Doctor Who Jaune, who do you think would be his companions?

6 Doctor Jaune already has Pyrrha, but who would the other Jaune's have

Well the thing about Doctor Jaune, is that he’s not actually the Doctor

Thank you for giving me an excuse to talk about this stupid AU I thought up on the back of a napkin

So Jaune is a Time Lord, but he’s not the Doctor. In fact, he’s significantly younger than the Doctor, since he was a baby during the Time War

In this, a number of Gallifreyan infants were sent from the planet to ensure that the species/culture would survive if the worst should happen. Jaune is one of those infants, and he crashed on Remnant in the Arcs backyard

So he’s not a traditional Time Lord in any sense

He can still regenerate (and he does several times, god bless him he tries), but he’s not a genius like the Doctor or Master, he’s not particularly skilled in diplomacy or warfare or anything like that. He’s just a kid with the weight of a slightly different legacy on his shoulders

So yes, Pyrrha is his companion, but only because she’s his partner at Beacon when he’s on his sixth regeneration. He doesn’t have “companions” in the traditional sense cause he’s not journeying any more than he does in canon

Of course, being able to die multiple times without REALLY dying (just a personality change) doesn’t do anything to help his self-sacrificial tendencies

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #mine #asks #anonymous #man out of time au

[nightmare-foundation]

Smth that really intrigues me abt Ozpin is how the HELL he became a professor or Headmaster at such a young age

Like. Canonically he's younger than Theodore, who's in his mid-late 40s (I'd wager early-mid 40s based on looks but still). So at the oldest, Ozpin is in his early 40s, maybe mid-late 30s at the youngest.

So like. He's around the same age as STRQ?? Meaning he likely got his Huntsman license, at the youngest, at 17 years old and likely became a professor and then HEADMASTER not long after that.

It's repeatedly said that Ozpin was a child prodigy (something he actually shares with Pyrrha, an interesting parallel). And honestly I just... who got him into that position?? I HIGHLY doubt that the previous Oz had something set in place for the next Oz to get into such a powerful position, bc pressuring such a young teenager is not something that's in their character (unless the KoV specifically was like that, but we don't know anything abt him).

I doubt Ozpin, as a KID who wasn't even finished with the merge yet, wanted to be Headmaster (he stated repeatedly he was in Oscars place; scared, confused, and not wanting the responsibility that comes with the merge).

Maybe there were descendants of the King of Vales own inner circle that got Ozpin into that position? If so, that's pretty fucked up ngl.

Honestly, the more you think about Ozpin, the sadder he gets. I am DESPERATE for a side show or even a freaking book about him and STRQ. He has so so many parallels with Ruby and Pyrrha. He's such a compelling character I swear

#felix (host) #rwby #ozpin #team strq #rwby theodore #ruby rose #pyrrha nikos #kinda #hes such a good character honestly #rwby rambles

[obligatoryjauneblog]

You can't convince me male Pyrrha (I literally forgot how to spell his name as I'm writing this) wouldn't at least be more of a bottom or power bottom.

Yang: Man, Pyrrhus is hardcore, look at how he limps. You know he went all out on leg day.

Nora: Uhuh...

Yang: Like he's barely able to walk, legit he's holding himself up by the desks and having Jaune carry him. How many squats did he do?

Nora: Oh a lot... all over Jaune's face I'm sure...

Yang: What was that?

Nora: All over the gym floor I'm sure!

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrhus nikos #arkos #pyrrha nikos #nora valkyrie

[hadesisqueer]

“this character is dead” to you maybe. I don't know where y'all live but I live in denial

#rwby #warrior nun #pjo #heroes of olympus #avatar the last airbender #many other characters #many other fandoms #penny polendina #pyrrha nikos #shotgun mary #jason grace #charles beckendorf #silena beauregard #sokka #fandom #the owl house #flapjack #king t'challa #natasha romanoff #jackie taylor #laura lee yellowjackets

[passionfruitbowls]

so… there’s a recurring theme in my headcanons…

#i’m sure someone’s already made a meme like this but i can’t stop thinking about it lmaooo #miraculous ladybug #love square #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #rwby #arkos #pyrrha nikos #jaune arc #spiderverse #ghostflower #miles morales #gwen stacy #adventure time #fionna and cake #petrigrof #spy x family #twiyor #pfb talks

[nliast]

A photo with the famous Pyrrha Nikos

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#rwby #jnpr #ruby rose #pyrrha nikos #yang xiao long #doodle #*sigh* yup i miss her

[raccrows]

simpler times

#my art #rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #lie ren #nora valkyrie #pyrrha nikos #illustration #artists on tumblr

[brokentrafficknight]

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #ruby rose #pyrrha nikos #lancaster #arkos #rwby gilded rose #gilded rose

[veelilee]

some sketches :)

#rwby #rwby fanart #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #team rwby #team jnpr #team jnr #jaune arc #nora valkyrie #pyrrha nikos #lie ren #oscar pine #penny polendina #bumbleby #whiterose #greenlight volume 10 #my art

[davidellisartworkstuff]

"Until Team RWBY arrive - and who knows how long that'll be - all we have is each other."

Helmet BONK sound.

#rwby #pyrrha nikos #jaune arc #arkos #pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune #rwby fanart #digital art #tarnished spartan #rwby au #rwby volume 9