#absolutely chill as fuck

[bisexual-cyborg]

eddie munson at the beginning of the school year: oh yeah im gonna corrupt these teens with d&d and rock & roll

Eddie munson by school break: ooOHH FUCK THE CHILDREN ARE CORRUPTING ME I REPEAT THE CHILDREN ARE CORRUPTING ME

#nothing funnier than this guy who’s like 20 cause he got held back 2 years #thinking he’s super metal and gonna turn these kids into rebels #only for them to turn up months later in the middle of a crisis #absolutely chill as fuck #with like 2 of the most popular prissy students in high school #and all of them are like ‘yeah we regularly fight monsters and the government get a grip’ #Eddie just realising that all the stuff he put in his campaigns is nothing compared to what these random kids he took under his wing #have done regularly #still waiting for someone to bring up the fact that Dustin electrocuted that Russian torture doc to death a while ago #eddie munson #stranger things #hellfire club #stranger things 4 #dustin henderson #Mike wheeler #lucas sinclair #max mayfield #bee talks

[salamispots]

heard it was year of the dragon : 0 also been trying to learn clip studio more

#artists on tumblr #sketchbook stuff #no art summary this year haha got very chill? plus didn't draw a lot this year (or at least the past few months) #buT I did draw something for new years fdghjf #how the fuck do people use screentones hAHA #thanks to everyone who's still hanging around or found my stuff haha #also I think it's absolutely fucking wild some peeps are getting very close to following me for 10 years >:'D #edit: ohhhhhhh man I checked when my first post was in the archive which was november 2013 so this tumblr is literally 10 years old FDJFKH

[spaciebabie]

papyrus does his taxes ☹☹☹☹☹

#undertale #let papyrus say fuck #letpapyrussayfuck #papyrus undertale #papyrus #WHYYYY IS HE SO HARD TA DRAW IM GONNA DIE #this was so much funnier in my head #oh well. cant be on my a game 100% of the time #have a good day im gonna go chill THE SUN IS ON MY SCREEN FFS #when he does his taxes he really lets loose he says everysingle curseword he can imagine b/c that shit sucks so fucking bad #the great papyrus wont survive in prison tho so he does his absolute best #spacie scribbles

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?'' #and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus #but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3'' #and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to'' #only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it #and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book #Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out'' #Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.'' #''this has been so bad for my health'' #Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested. #Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him'' #Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him. #and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE #though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it. #he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure'' #nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards. #which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

can't wait to see him again tomorrow! Tomorrow!!

#scribbling this did more for me than 100 hours of therapy #he's so soothing.... #just what i need on this Festive Occasion! a fucking chill pill!! #i hope he has a great day tomorrow! #i also hope he feels loved! because he is! so much! #i simultaneously hope hes Thriving but also Experiencing The Horrors yk yk #scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #wally darling #every time i see his full name i need to take a second to Feel Things #darling... so fucking accurate... he Is darling... The darling.... absolutely darling lad.....

[stealingyourbones]

Submitted Prompts #90

Another day, another rogue attack. Someone decided it would be a swell idea to hijack some high school reunion- why the alumni were meeting somewhere other than their home town, nobody knew. Or at the very least, the ones who did know aren't saying anything.

It was meant to be a hostage situation. The rogue was already in the middle of making their demands on Live TV, with the local hero(es) racing to track down their location.

Things went off the rails quickly when a young man's voice shouted, "FENTINA, GO LONG!" and another young man, whooping, flew fist-first into the rogue's face, knocking them both off-screen.

(After the fact, the alumni are lectured about proper safety measures, only for the man who'd slugged the rogue to scoff. "Compared to what we saw at Casper? That was easy mode.")

(Shockingly, the other alumni all nod and agree, all of them incredibly nonchalant for ex-hostages.)

#bones submissions #dpxdc #dp x dc #danny phantom #dp x dc prompts #hi! submitter here! dash absolutely yeeted danny #we'll say the casper high graduating class of (UNINTELLIGIBLE ZALGO NOISES) chilled out re: each other once they weren't locked in a #building together day in and day out lmao #Bones here: I'm fucking cackling OP i love this so much

[mossfeathers]

hello be more chill nation (2 people and a used tissue) (textless/transparent and original meme under cut)

#moss draws art #bmc #be more chill #boyf riends #jeremy heere #michael mell #bmc fanart #the squip #bmc musical #guys the quality got absolutely fucked im sorry #also this is my first time drawing any of these guys so my designs are very up in the air #i went overkill w the image descriptions i was bored

[cupophrogs]

I'm running backwards up a halfpipe/pos

Welcome to the game, Daneilla (Danny)Darling! I’m still working on her main-world design, so her Space Riders fit is all I have for now. I’m almost done though! I think y’all will like her!

Anyways, Danny is a young Aerospace Welder and Engineer, and lives on the Intergalactic Emergency Sub-Station: a company, and space station dedicated to preserving life and safe travel through the cosmos. When she’s not traveling with other crews as an on-call engineer for dangerous voyages, Danny is dispatched across worlds to complete maintenance checkups on passing ships and other space stations.

Personally, Danny is a flexible, relaxed young woman with a steady hand and a quick mind. She loves her job, and she’s not working or napping, she enjoys dancing and debating silly questions like weather there are more wheels or doors in the world (she will always say wheels). She isn’t put on the front lines often, considering her lack of supernatural abilities, but her cunning and resourcefulness always keeps her opponents guessing. Her favorite drink is Horchata!

(Space Riders au belongs to @onyxonline)

Alt ref and close ups!

#I love my badass donkey girl <33 #okay but can we talk about cold welding? That shit is fascinating #“Cold welding requires the removal of oxidation from two similar metals and apply sufficient force to bond the parts to each other by” #“EXCHANGING ELECTRONS” #(Mac-Tech inc. 1) #LIKE WHAT #you literally fuse atoms together #and Daneilla chills outside of space stations and does that shit for a job #and she looks cute as hell doing it 💅 #as she fucking should #she absolutely has put a cold-welder to someone's eye socket in a fight #phrart #art #space riders au #poppy playtime oc #poppy playtime #Danny Darling #She specializes in Flamenco! #I'm almost done with her normal ref and oml she's so sad #holding her so gently #character design #she’s so cutie

[angelogistics]

bestows the highest honor upon beloved characters (lion dance AU)

#one piece #opfanart #roronoa zoro #zoro op #blackleg sanji #sanji op #lion dance #zosan #hey ok so see how i tagged this zosan um . teehee . i need 2 draw them being gay alr thats next on the list #zoro mainly tails btw (for sanji) but occasionally he'll do head i think he would really like jowga and sanji would do futsan #but like for the ladies he would be hoksan do you understand ..... um im insane about lion dance <3 anyway #myart #zoro probably shouldnt be wearing his earrings if hes in lion but well . one of my teammates does and hes fine so its chill #hei tui is extraordinarily pretty i really love how he came out .... #i thiiiink sanji would be a huangzhong and zoro would be the um whatshisface ZHAO YUN hes so zhao yun #oh fuck luffy is absolutely liu bei HOLY SHIT WAIT THAT WORKS SO WELL >???? HES NAME SO CLOSE im freaking out omfg

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

CALIBORN: LET ME GET ONE THING FuCKING STRAIGHT. I'M FuCKING MANIACAL. I'M ABSOLuTELY FRANTIC. I'M MAD DOG. I'M BERSERK. I'M GOING WILD FuCKING INSANE. I'M A CYCLE PATH.

CALIBORN: I WAKE uP AT 11:30 AND DRINK FLAT MOuNTAIN DEW. Y'ALL ACTuALLY CHEW YOuR SPAGHETTI? WEAK. PATHETIC. uGLY. I SWALLOW IT DOWN MY SLIPPERY GuLLET LIKE IT'S NOTHING.

CALIBORN: I GO TO KuNG Fu LESSONS ON TuESDAY AND SATuRDAY SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS. I FLuNG MYSELF INTO A NYQuIL-INDuCED 5-HOuR NAP AT 2:00 PM AND WHEN I WOKE uP I COULDN'T SEE SO I JuST WENT BACK TO BED AND WHEN I WOKE uP IT WAS NEXT WEEK.

#submission #dear submitter i know you sent this in as dave saying this but i implore you to hear me out #despite everybody knowing dave strider is the furthest guy from chill in the whole world #his lifes mission is to SEEM like the chillest guy in the whole world #dave says shit like. lemme get one thing fucking straight. im fucking chilling. im absolutely balling. im so normal regular its insane #while hes like. actively having some kind of mentauwl iuwllness flareup #my man has adhd and says some wild shit but the key to dave strider is that he acts like the wild shit is normal shit #and its on YOU to keep up with him. 'jesus get a fucking pen' type beat #CALIBORN however. caliborn is . like this. caliborn is a self proclaimed cycle path #i hope you understand op i have to make some executive decisions here #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #caliborn

[soph-skies]

xy fighting lwj over who gets to keep/kidnap wwx is peak comedy

#xy​: hello i am here to kidnap your husband!! >:D #xy: i need him to resurrect a guy i’ll return him later (…maybe) #xy: STOP ASKING QUESTIONS #lwj: stares #lwj: immediately whips out a sword #lwj internally: absolutely fucking not wwx is never leaving my side #wwx: chilling with the juniors #wwx: vibing watching this all go down #wwx: should i do something about this?? nahh #wwx: bye lwj i’m heading out with the kids! #wwx: see ya later have fun #the untamed #mdzs #wei wuxian #wwx #cql #wei ying #xue yang #xy #lwj #lan wangji #lan zhan

[justbackgroundnoise]

Really big night to prove the ‘no one watches women’s hockey’ crowd wrong.

Absolute chills.

#pwhl #pwhl montreal #pwhl toronto #woho #absolute fucking CHILLS

[revrads]

John and Alu are like Eddie and Venom if they fucking hate each other

#faith game #faith the unholy trinity #john ward #father ward #father garcia #faith alu #faith fanart #doodles #art #drawing #digital art #artsy ari #((Idk what the fuck this is but here it is anyway)) #((I know he's a demon but I think Alu would be chill im just saying)) #((my attempts of being funny)) #((I absolutely adore AUs where Alu and John made an agreement and Alu stays in John to help him hunt demons)) #((Like John becoming less and less human is my favourite trope ngl))

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

im so Normal. totally not shaking and crying rn

#its nice to be this excited about something again! to the point of nausea! #and i Mean That #this is the good kinda stress. tis a welcome break from the usual brands #all week i've been having moments of 'ohhhh god New Information Incoming' and i have to sit down every time #and measure my breathing to chill tf out #is this unhealthy! maybe! i am trying to keep it Contained!! tightly leashed if you will #BUT OH FUCK ITS ALMOST HERE AGH AGH AGH #absolutely unprompted #welcome home #i will probably be unable to discover secrets bc i am bad with computers and the like #but hey! ill try! #if there's like... a spoiler tag yall want from me ill make sure to tag any Update Posts with it #then again wh is a unique scenario of like... Are there spoilers #bc it feels like a 'a couple people uncover stuff and then show/tell the rest' thing #but what would i know! this is kinda the first update! #LETS GO GAMERS I HOPE THE NEW STUFF IS TRAUMATIZING FOR BOTH US AND THE CHARACTERS #alright im getting to excited again im gonna go lay down #gonna be refreshing pages every ten seconds even when its completely illogical and meaningless to do so

[covenofthearticulate]

Got a very special Vampire Wall Update for y'all!! I'm so excited to have @killer-laurent's brilliant art, based on my fic Out, Damned Spot

My heart is so full of love for all my fandom friends that made this happen— my fellow Louis stan @wicked-felina, who commissioned Laurent, and my love @monstersinthecosmos who gifted me this super shiny metal print that literally pops off the wall.

I feel so honored to have 3 different fan arts from 3 incredible artists on my wall, but this one especially makes me happy dance every time I look at it because I've never had anything made based on my writing so it just feels like such an act of love from all of my favorite people.

ahjsdgbksdahcf okay that's enough sap for now but anyway happy new year and thank you so so so so much to Kacy for this glorious addition to my Vampire Wall :)

#it's literally shinier than my fucking glass-paned portraits LOL do you have any idea how hard it was to get these pics #the gold is just so so gorgeous in person and ties in so well with the gold iwtv movie art #actually back to being a sap for one more minute: i was just thinking about how around this time last year #was when i first moved into this place #and before unpacking any of my boxes the first thing i did was hung up my art #and during a meeting with our bipoc affinity space (which is just a chill space at work) one of the ice breaker questions was like #what makes you feel safe? #and i lowkey teared up because i was like. curating my environment is what makes me safe like no matter where i am in the world #if i can look up and be reminded of the things that i love i don't feel so overwhelmed #having a wall with my favorite things gifted from my favorite people is so so so special i cannot overstate that enough #anyway i'm out here crying in the club thank you and goodnight #fan art #killer-laurent #fave #absolute fave

[cyberdragoninfinity]

dub dialogue that made me wheeze-laugh so hard i dropped my tablet and accidentally made the video player skip like four minutes ahead. ive missed aster's dub voice so MUCH

#ygo posting #dana's yugioh clipshow #arc-v dub is so so fucking funny i love it to absolute bits. END DA FIGHTING. EVERYONE CHILL OUT... NOW !!!