#a: fuckinuchihas

[therainroguefanfiction]

If you got to pick one of the hq squad to be siblings with, who would it be and what would your family dynamic be? Also maybe a bit HC about your house 🥺🥺

This is such a good question ahhhh I felt so excited reading this! Okay, okay. Let me think this through.

When I read this, the very first person I thought of was Tanaka. He’s such a cool guy and he’s total best friend/brother material. I once read this fic where the reader was his twin and I LIVED for it. Plus having Saeko as a big sis? Total fucking awesome.

Another one I think would be cool to be related to is Oikawa. Seeing the way he interacts with his nephew is just * chef's kiss* I feel like he would be such a good brother to have. He would be so doting and loving imo.

Headcannons under the cut so it’s not too long~ These were so fun to write and now I want to start a set all about being siblings with them lmfao

~ The Tanaka Household

Being a sibling in the Tanaka household is CHAOTIC

Lots of yelling, not like arguing but just speaking loudly

You’re across the house and need your brother?

You screamin’ and you know he ain’t gonna close the distance

“HEY RYUU!”

“WHAT?!”

“DID YOU TAKE MY SOCKS?”

“WHICH ONES?”

“YA KNOW WITH THE CROWS ON EM.”

“OH YEAH, THEY’RE MINE NOW!”

“WHAT?!”

“I SAID, THEY’RE MIN -”

“SHUT THE HELL UP!!” - Saeko

Your sister, Saeko, would always be there for you (for a price of course - she needs her chores done and she’s too busy to do them herself!)

If you’re older than her, she’ll probably tease you but still be respectful when you ask something of her

If you’re younger, though, she’ll tease you relentlessly lol

Not like cruelly, but in a “I love you so much” way, you know?

She’s a strong support system

Got a problem? she’ll hear you out

Need someone beat up? she’s got you

Not super protective but won’t hesitate to throw hands if someone messes with you

Now for Ryuunosuke

If you’re older, he’ll be respectful of you but still remain his crazy self

He loves spending time with you, even if he doesn’t always admit it

He’s protective only if someone is messing with you

If you try dating someone, he will give them “a talk” where he threatens to make them disappear if they hurt you or Saeko

Honestly, though, they are more scared of Saeko lmfao

Often asks you for favors because you don’t make him work for it lmfao

If you’re the same age or younger, he’ll be fairly overprotective

You are precious to him and he’ll bark and growl at anyone that gets too close

Until you smack him a few times and then he just settles for glares

He loves to show you off to his team

“THIS IS MY BABY SIBLING LOOK AT THEM”

And if you’re his twin he doesn’t even care if you were born first

“Ryu, I’m five minutes older.”

“IRRELEVANT.”

And he proceeds to smoosh your cheeks

Two words: best friends

Even if your interests are completely different

The two of you are as thick as thieves

~ The Oikawa Household

I feel like Tooru would be super overprotective

Especially because of his fans

They don’t miss an opportunity to crowd you for information about him

This pisses him off and he struggles to keep his cool

Will always save you when this happens

If you’re older than him, he’ll idolize you

He wants to make you proud of him and he loves when you come to his games to support him

He’s respectful towards you without being his normal bratty self, which surprises his team when they first meet you

If you’re younger, he dotes on you

Always offering to help you and asking if you’re okay

Does not like you dating because no one is good enough for you

He’ll respect your wishes because he wants you to be happy

But he definitely passively threatens them with that fake smile of his

Takeru loves you because you’re always so nice to him

Slipping him treats he isn’t supposed to have, like cookies before dinner

Plus you keep his uncle in check when he gets too out of control

Even if you don’t like volleyball, you still play with him which he appreciates

His favorite thing is to play volleyball with you, Tooru, and his father

Arguments don’t happen often in this family, it’s usually just playful banter

If it does get heated, though, it doesn’t last long

Once they’ve spoken their mind, things calm down and apologies are exchanged along with hugs

Family is very important to the Oikawas

You may think that Tooru is the favorite child because of his accomplishments

But as long as you do your best, that’s enough for this family

They are proud and supportive of whatever you choose to do

📜 Read more by checking out my masterlist 📜

#headcannon #haikyuu headcannon #haikyuu!! headcannon #haikyuu!! #haikyuu #anime #anime headcannon #oikawa tooru #tooru oikawa #tanaka ryuunosuke #ryuunosuke tanaka #answered #a: fuckinuchihas

[sophiashortcake]

If Tsukki finds out you collect something he will teaser you but he will also never pass up the opportunity to add to your collection if he finds one you don’t have.

Akiteru gifts you an embarrassing photo or story of Tsukki for every major holiday and he pretends to be mad but he loves how interested you are and the way you get excited to hear/see them.

You are the only person allowed to touch him near his eyes, because you rub soft soothing circles under where his frames sit all day.

If you like comfort items be prepared to receive a pair of fuzzy socks, a pillow, a blanket, etc for holidays and also just for no reason. He’s not the type to get flowers unless you really really love them.

Tsukki hates getting a clear cup at the coffee shop because sometimes he wants it sweet enough to be hot cocoa and he doesn’t want to be judged for it.

ALL OF THESE R SO WHOLESOME THANK U :( this really helped my mood fr <3

send me cute tsukki hcs bc i’m sad pls <3

#[📨] — inbox #[💌] — fuckinuchihas #[🍰] — sophtsukki

[moonshine-dan]

hiiii

Good morning queen let's ride and grind

#yes i woke up at 11 today what about it #danswers #fuckinuchihas

[shnnn]

4 18 26

4. What piercings do you want? NIPPLES. also more ear ones. and maybe my other nostril???

18. What tattoos do you want? i have five 🥰 the plan is to get a ton more done by a bunch of different artist frands

26. What’s your favorite season? SUMMERRR

LETS GET NOSY

#shakel 💘 #shannon durnk #fuckinuchihas #shanswers #about me

[blackkakashii]

Hey Jo! I was hoping you had some Naruto blog recommendations for me, If it’s not too much of a hassle! Thanks

ofc! most of these are my mutuals or people i just love seeing on my dash

@rinnoharas

@uchithot

@methdealerkankuro

@akamaruu

@transkakashi

@fuckhiruzen

@jashiniism

@kkankuro

@hidansama

@kushinatops

@deidaras-art-thesis

@narutocore

@hokagetsunade

@nardss

@softharuno

@genma-shiranui

i always have more blog recs just let me know if you want more <3

#i hope i’m not being annoying with the tags #if i am i’m sorry sksjsksj #blog recs #ask #fuckinuchihas #johanna.answered

[eddiethehunted]

You absolutely crack me up and make my day brighter <3 thank you for existing

you are SO SWEET!! more like thank YOU for existing 🥺🥺🥺❤️

#a replies #fuckinuchihas #nice things

[shobioo]

"Why would I need to be your plus one?"

"Do you really want your family to question why you're single?.”

“....No.”

“Then that's why we should be plus ones.”

𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: Coworkers Kei Tsukishima and Y/N L/N and somewhat close friends. Agree to be each other’s plus one at every wedding they're invited to during a summer of wedding fever.

𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: Kei Tsukishima x Fem! Reader

𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞: fluff, comedy, light NSFW humor, and angst.

profiles

Chaotic 3 || Tsukki Slander club

𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐖𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 ❀

001// IT’S A MUSUM

002// COOL

003// SHUT UP

004// JESSIE J

005// BAEFY

006// HOW CLICHÉ

007// CUDDLE WORK

008// MANIFESTATIONS

009// IS LIT

010// DUCKHEAD

011// EVERYBODY LOVES SOMEBODY

012// UNKNOWN

013// BUNIONS

014// BEST MAN

015// STRAIGHT TRUTHS

016// SHIVER ME TIMBERS

017// CHIPS

018// FATE

019// BESTIE NO-

020// UHM WHAT?

021// DO YOU LOVE ME?

022// PASTA

023// PAST

024// CAKE

025// I LOVE YOU

026// I KNOW

027// PRESET AND FUTURE

epilogue

Special Chapter: Strawberry Couple

This smau was inspired by the movie plus one. Tiny Tsukki art was done by @lqhqart on twt

TAGLIST CLOSED! *If in bold I cant tag how to help!😔*

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[kurinoot]

dinner’s ready

🎉 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ISSEI “HORSECOCK” MATSUKAWA! 🎉

pairing: matsukawa issei x pussy-owning reader

themes: [shameless] smut, 18+ mdni, post-timeskip, birthday boy issei, sexting, [slight] daddy kink, oral sex (m! receiving), rough sex, creampie, implied breeding, some aftercare if u squint uwu, just Issei calling you ‘baby girl’

wc: 2.6k

note: I know I’m not done with the valentines’ specials and the upcoming white day specials, but I was too tempted to write this anyways bc it’s my bb issei’s special day today uwu he deserves some good food birthday gift. also, this is my first smut in YEARS so please bear with me whew. also, rated spg under the cut uwu. and ALSO, thank you to @india-katsuki, @karasunomygod, @ssrated1volleyballplayer​, and @fuckinuchihas from the hqhq server for checking and proofreading this one hell of a pussy clencher ack

chant: 🎼 drip by asiahn

“Finally.”, Matsukawa sighs as he straightens up his clothes, finally glad that his shift is coming to an end. He checks his things, finalizing for the next day as he packs up his bag to finish the day and finally get a good night’s rest.

Or so he thought.

The vibration of his phone in his pocket catches him off-guard as he walks on his way to the nearest train station, fishing it out as he opens it to the sight of your text message.

baby girl: happy birthday, Issei my love! Preparing your birthday present atm hehe hope ya like it ;)

A smile draws out of his face as he hastily replies, typing out an ‘I can’t wait, baby girl!’ as he approaches the train station in a hurry to try and avoid the rush hour as much as possible; In which his efforts proved to be futile as a massive flood of passengers all went into the train, rendering them like a full can of sardines. Barely but luckily, he managed to get a tight spot for him to fit in as the train door closed in on him before the train moved again and went on.

The trip was silent, with more grunts and voices of “Excuse Me!” being heard as people constantly squeezed themselves in the jam-packed train. Issei was no different, changing and adjusting positions one at a time as passengers came and went out each station up until there were actual seats for him to sit down. As soon as seats become available, he takes the advantage for him to at least get a couple minutes of rest before he reaches his station. In the meantime, he grabs his phone back from the depths of his pocket, which vibrates in notification as soon as his hand reaches it.

To his delight, you replied back with a photo, which he could only see unlocked which he did and the next thing he knew, he was looking at a photo of your legs spread, which unraveled your bare glistening cunt in all your glory for him to see. He feels all blood drain all the color on his face as he instantly feels it all rush down to his now throbbing cock as he grapples his sling bag to desperately cover his growing and straining hard-on. He turns off his phone in the meantime, afraid of draining all of his self-control in public, as well as becoming increasingly conscious of the possible prying eyes on the photo that is currently haunting and deeply imprinting in his mind. He waits a couple more minutes long before another slew of messages from you finally nails the coffin for him.

baby girl: dinner’s getting ready and the only thing needed left is Daddy~ ;)

baby girl: I’ll be waiting ;)

“Fuck, such a tease.”, he lowly mutters in frustration, half-way tempted to ease the pain on his crotch.

That’s it, baby girl. You are so going to get it. he growls in his mind as he makes it in his station just at the right moment, still in one piece. The situation doesn’t help his throbbing crotch as he inconveniently walks past the train door hastily, feeling its tight strain on his pants as he covers it with his sling bag.

He thanks the gods as he finally reaches the doorsteps of your shared apartment unit, breathing heavily both at the way he rushed over and at his cock that was now threatening to pop out of his pants. With a pant, he reaches for the doorknob, opening it to the direct view of you on your back, preparing in the kitchen sans clothing except a frilly deep red apron that barely even covers the peaks of your nipples.

And don’t get him started with your plump ass.

You immediately hear the door open to the sounds of Issei’s footsteps, not looking back as you still prepare dinner for both you and him.

“Ah, Issei! I’m still preparing our dinner but if you’d like there are some leftovers on the table-”

He cuts you off as he violently gropes your bare ass, deliciously cupping your already wet lips as his lengthy fingers graze on its lining. You let out a yelp as you dropped the ladle you were holding in accident, desperately gripping the kitchen counter edge as the sudden intrusion of his fingers left you trembling.

“I-Issei! I-”

“I just came home and I haven’t even fingered you and yet you’re this wet for me, baby girl? Were you too excited for Daddy’s birthday today?”, he hotly whispers in your ear, biting and licking your lobe as he continues his assault on your cunt, leaving you a crying, whimpering mess.

“D-Daddy-”

“Fuck, you’re getting tighter there, baby girl.”, he grunts as your walls clenched tighter on his grazing fingers. With the other unoccupied hand, he unbuckles his belt and unzips his pants, freeing his painfully swollen cock, leaking with pre-cum as he feels all the suffering and enduring from the train earlier lift off his crotch. Much to your disappointment, his fingers slowly went out of your wet cavern, but his next words left your knees weak and body shivering.

“Kneel.”

You silently face him, albeit still reeling from the assault on your pussy, keeping your eyes on him as you obliged, kneeling to the view of his protruding cock. He rubs his hard member with the strings of your slick left on his used fingers as he preps you, rubbing your lips together as he ushers you to take him with your mouth. Getting the cue, you open them only for him to thrust inside you with speed as he grips your hair tight, triggering your gag reflex.

Issei begins thrusting relentlessly into your mouth, reaching the back of your throat as he releases a series of grunts—a cathartic indication of his earlier pent-up frustration as he closes his eyes, relishing the warm, wet feel of your mouth. He feels the flick of your tongue as you take him deeper and deeper than you’ve ever had before, prompting him to release a loud moan in delight. He lets his instincts take over him as he leverages his grip on your hair to control your head on his cock. Once he was sure that your gag reflex was nowhere in sight, he started shoving into your wet mouth more roughly than before, getting even harder as he drinks at the sight of you looking at him with tears in your eyes and saliva dripping from your used mouth.

“You like that, huh?” He moans out to which you could only partly nod in response.

Trying not to lose grip of him, you clutch onto his thighs trying to grip your remaining vestiges of consciousness as you pump your head back to meet his thrusts, forcing out a moan from him louder than ever before.

“Yes, baby girl! Keep doing that! Do it for Daddy.”

The impending frustration from earlier takes its impending toll as Mattsun knew he wasn’t going to last any longer. He shoves with greater force, feeling the precipice coming closer as you can only moan in cries at the sudden change of pace. He cries out loud as he spurts his thick loads into your mouth, stuttering his hips and grunting in pleasure before stilling as he lodges himself into your throat. 

Like the good girl you are, you swallowed them greedily, sucking out everything and leaving no traces of it behind. After a full minute of intense breathing, Issei could only watch you dazed, breathing heavily as he became more turned on at the sight of his cum threatening to leak from your mouth as he tilted your chin upwards, forcing you to swallow it whole.

He pulls you up with your arms, moving you to a clearer space on the kitchen counter as he bends you over on your stomach, licking his fingers wet as he preps your scintillating folds.

“Just so you know, I’m not done yet, baby girl.”

“Y-You do k-know that—ah!—I’m still m-making—ah!—dinner, right?” You shiver as you feel his length rubbing against your dripping slit. You hear him scoff.

“Eh? But I thought this is dinner...”, he pants out as he slams his entire dick in one go, taking advantage of the already wet state of your folds as he turns you into a moaning and shivering mess at the sudden stretch of your core. He stutters his hips slowly and rhythmically, forcing you to feel every inch and vein of his cock as the sound of his balls slapping against you only makes you aroused even more.

He changes the pace as his thrusts grew in speed and rhythm, making you choke on your saliva at the intensity as his grip on your hips tightened, “H-Hold up t-there, Issei! N-Not so f-fast!”.

You could only grip whatever you could hold on the kitchen counter as he continuously stretches you balls deep, hitting and leaving his marks on your ass as he lets out a frustrated groan. 

“Jesus, what did you expect after sending me a picture of your cunt and then say ‘Dinner’s ready?’, huh?”.

You can only cry and moan at his statement.

“T-Thick—ah!” You wail as your knuckles turn white and you feel his thrusts increase in speed at the remark that heavily petted on his masculinity.

“Look at you taking all of me so well...”, he grunted as the developing sound of wet skin slapping increases in volume and fills your entire living space. Issei takes this as a sign as he starts rubbing your sensitive clit violently with one hand as he unties your sinful apron with the other, completely exposing your back to him.

“Oh my god, Daddy! I-I’m—ugh—wanna c-cum!”

“Then cum, baby.” He lowers himself to your ear and then leaves trails of kisses on your bare back, whispering as his words send shivers down your body. It makes you clench tighter on his girth.

The clench of your cunt against his cock leaves him desperate as he feels a coiling sensation in his lower belly, feeling that he won’t last any longer as his breathing pulsed quicker and his hips pushed further and faster, reaching out further to the deep unexplored nether regions of your walls that left you screaming and crying in bliss. 

You feel his grip tighten on your waist as he cries out your name one more time, cumming into you in thick globs as he stutters his hips at each release before he stills deep into you, making sure that each drop of his seed didn’t go to waste.

Your jaw flickers in pleasure at the increasing warmth of his cum flooding your insides as you feel him slowly pulled out of your folds, disappointed at the lack of your orgasm as he maneuvers your body face-to-face with him. He lays you down tiredly on your back at the kitchen counter as you feel achy and sore from your earlier position.

“Do you think we’re done, baby girl?” He imposes as he removes the dangling apron on your neck, throwing it on the side and finally leaving your oh-so delicious perky breasts bare to him. You swore you see his eyes darken at the sight, licking his lips as his cock stood still and hard, unbeknownst to you.

Your eyes and mouth could only bulge wide in surprise as he shoves into you impatiently for the second time around, groaning at the distilled passion of your clenching walls as he uses your combined evidence of coupling as a lubrication.

It didn’t help when Issei had started his assault on your neck, leaving trails of sensitive kisses all over up until he reached one of your pert nipples. He eagerly licks them teasingly before he devoured it all in his mouth, setting your body and mind on fire at the overstimulation.

How come he’s still hard after two orgasms?, your mind dazes.

Third time’s the charm, I guess?

“D-Daddy! Ugh! T-Too sensitive! O-Oh my god!”

Issei could only cockily laugh at your plight, sending down vibrations on your currently abused nipple which only made you cry louder in pleasure. It didn’t exactly help as he continues on his deep, torrid pumping on your already sensitive folds.

This jerk… Just because he has a thick cock...

But you weren’t complaining, really.

You cling onto his neck, graciously and tightly gripping on his thick hair as the constant waves of pleasure from the heavy pounding into your pussy leaves your eyes swollen red and throat sore. His hands threatened to leave a burning mark on your hips, grasping them tightly to keep you in place as his hips went harder and faster into you.

“Y-Yes, daddy! Right there!” You moan out loud as you felt his dick reach the more deeper, unimaginable recesses of your nether regions, ones that you never knew were reachable. With a muffled grunt, he makes sure to piston his cock in the same manner and pace, leaving you further crying and wailing in bliss.

His skillful mouth leaves your abused nipple, now thoroughly coated in saliva, exposing it to the cold air and making it harden more as his one hand leaves his vice-like grip on your waist, tending to your head as he swathes your sweat-soaked hair as he pushes his lips into yours tenderly despite the ruthless pounding happening otherwise. He feels your heart pound intensely against his chest as you felt your hard, sensitive peaks brush over his broad, muscular planes.

Your mind goes into a daze as you feel the sensory overload overwhelming you in the greatest sense. The scent of sweat and sex (and just Issei’s masculine scent, oh my Lord) as well as the sound of wet skin slapping against skin was just too much for you to process.

“I—hng—love—hng—you—hng—so much!”, Issei groans out, punctuating each word per thrust as he feels the all-too familiar burning and coiling sensation in his loins, only this time more stronger than the last time. You can only see him become more desperate for release, with his face shifting to borderline pain and his moans growing louder and desperate as you mewl louder at the sensation of his thick fingers rubbing your overworked and sensitive clit.

“I-I love you t-too, Daddy!”

“Cum with me, baby.”, he groans as spasms of pure ecstasy ran down his veins.

“D-Daddy, ugh yes!”

He releases an animalistic growl, biting down your neck in intense pleasure as he feels his cum gushing out of his system and into your femininity for the second consecutive time. Altogether, he feels the sprinkling sensation of your release as he presses your sensitive nub for the final time, with your walls clenching down on him further, leaving you both exhausted in pleasure. He stills his hips into you deep one more time all before he gently pulls his now flaccid cock out of you, with a trail of his cum threatening to spill from your overworked folds. 

With a gentle touch, he presses a couple of fingers to prevent them from spilling out before he touches your lower belly, basking at the thick amounts of his cum sloshing inside you. You moan at the gesture on your still sensitive body.

“Did that feel good, my girl?” He asks tenderly, kissing you afterwards as opposed to his animalistic behavior earlier.

“Mmmh”, you hum in agreement as Issei feels all his energy fucked out of him, laying down on your chest. You gently massage his head and went to play with his thick locks of hair.

“Well then you can say that I had a good dinner, then.”

“Well happy birthday to you, then.”

all writings in here is kurinoot’s original work. please do not repost or use it to create asmr content  ©️ 2021

#witchy.writes #haikyuu!! #haikyuu x reader #matsukawa issei #matsukawa x reader #mattsun x reader #happy birthday horsecock mattsun! #haikyuu fics #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu smut #dinner's ready #happy birthday mattsun! #mattsun day! #hqintheclub

[onlyfortheplot]

Good Girl

Ask: 

9 with Tsukishima!!! Pls and yes on the biting Tsuki 😳😳😳 - @fuckinuchihas​

Prompt: “Quit it or I’ll bite.”

Warning: Slight NSFW, 

A/N: 

CHOCOLATE BABE CONGRATS ON 50 (YOU GUYS SHOULD GO FOLLOW HER) AND THANKS FOR THIS ASK! One night only, send an ask from HERE + character!

MASTERLIST

“You overgrown dinosaur!“ you hissed as you threw yourself on your bed, burying your face in the magenta covers, “I hate you!“

“Y/N,“ Tsukki walked into your room, books buried under his arms as he gave you a small once-over. “Stop pouting.“

You snarled as you lifted your teary face. He halted, watching a single tear drop down your cheeks. He groaned, plopping the books on the nearby table.

“Y/N,“ he said warning, as he sat on the edge of the bed. You growled, tucking your feet into your chest. refusing to even maintain a single bit of contact with him.

“I won’t do it.“ you sobbed harder as he let out a small groan. 

“Y/N, I only asked you to —“

“No,“ you snapped, chucking a pillow into his face. He hissed at the sudden impact, flinching as you rose your hand again. He snarled, softly, as he chucked the pillow on the floor. 

“I won’t do—“

“Quit it.“ he quietly said, as he crawled towards you. You rolled your eyes , moving even farther from him.

“No.“

“Y/N.” He was getting even closer.

“No.” you screeched as he laid a palm on your feet, firmly holding it down.

You let out a soft scream, as you kicked at his hand. He rolled his eyes at you. 

“Y/N.”

“You overgrown dinosaur!” you repeated the same insult.

He snapped.

“Quit it or I’ll bite.” he softly said, as he loomed over your body, his breath elegantly airing over you exposed neck. He bit on the collar of the shirt, revealing even more of your vulnerable skin.

“Here,“ he pressed his lips against your neck, his teeth slightly grazing the flesh. You let out an airy moan, arching your back at the shivering sensation that rolled like waves down your spine.

“Now, be a good girl!“

Oh. You were.

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[jayeray-hq]

He's My Best Friend: Sawamura Daichi

As promised I'm back! I hope you like it!

Post Time Skip/Manga Ending Spoilers!

Warnings: none all fluff

Choose your own ending platonic or romantic!

He's My Best Friend Masterlist --- Character Masterlist

Huge thanks to @fuckinuchihas, @beepbytch, and @ohno-otome for beta reading for me!

The Past: How You Met

It had been a lovely summer day, the day you met Sawamura, Daichi. You’d been all of five years old and had been asked to run to the corner store to pick up some eggs and soy sauce. You’d been incredibly proud to be trusted with the errand and had happily skipped down the sidewalk feeling all grown up as you clutched the money you’d need in your small hand.

The female clerk at the shop had been kind and had helped you get the soy sauce down from the shelf since you couldn’t reach it, and then rang up your purchases for you. She’d congratulated you on doing such a good job with your task before sending you on your way back home with a small piece of candy in your pocket as a treat for doing so well.

Excited to return with your purchases and tell everyone all about your adventure you’d rushed a bit too fast, your sandal catching on the sidewalk and sending you tumbling forward on to the unforgiving concrete. Your palms and knees had stung fiercely and your eyes had watered though you furiously blinked back the tears, determined not to cry because big girls didn’t and you most certainly were a big girl.

However your lower lip wobbled as you caught sight of your purchase, which had landed on the ground beside you. The eggs hadn’t survived the fall, most of them cracked and creating a gooey sticky mess all over the inside of the bag and while the bottle of soy sauce was intact it was covered in gunk.

You’d been utterly devastated that you’d failed your task and certain you’d be in trouble for ruining the things that were needed for dinner. To your five-year-old self it had seemed like the end of the world, and you’d sniffled fighting a losing battle with your tears not knowing what to do to fix things.

“It’s okay, don’t cry,” a new voice had chimed in, startling you from your contemplation about how much trouble you were in, “Here!”

You’d glanced up and found a boy about your age peering down at you with concern and holding out a hand.

“M’not crying,” you’d informed him seriously, even as you accepted the hand and let him haul you to your feet.

“You’re not,” the boy had agreed, clearly surprised and impressed, “You must be pretty tough, my little sister would’ve been bawling her eyes out by now. I’m Sawamura, Daichi by the way.”

Appeased by his recognition of your strength you’d introduced yourself to him in turn. Though your brief boost in mood didn’t last long as you stared forlornly at your bag of smashed eggs.

“That doesn’t look so good,” he’d told you, a serious frown on his face.

“I know,” you’d agreed sadly, heaving a sigh, “I’m gonna be in so much trouble.”

“It was an accident,” Daichi had pointed out reasonably, “My mom says accidents happen to everyone.”

“Yeah,” you’d nodded feeling more resolute, and hoping that reasoning would stand once you got home, though you were still a bit worried.

He’d frowned at you, clearly aware you were still worried before brightening up and informing you, “Don’t worry we can fix it!”

“What?” you’d asked, skeptical, aware in all your five-year-old wisdom that it was impossible to fix already broken eggs, “No we can’t.”

“Yes we can!” he’d assured you, grabbing your hand and dragging you off before you could protest.

It turned out that he was absolutely correct. He really could help you fix it, as he led you back to the convenience store. It turned out the nice clerk was his mother, as his family actually owned the store.

She’d cooed over your scraped knees and palms and insisted on helping you get cleaned up. Then she’d helped you get a new carton of eggs and wash off the bottle of soy sauce with Daichi. Just like he’d said she told you ‘accidents happen’ and to ‘be more careful now dear’, which you’d happily agreed to.

She’d then insisted that Daichi would walk you home, despite your protests that you could make it on your own just fine. The two of you had chatted then and you’d learned he lived nearby and had started the same school as you but was in a different class. You’d made plans to play together soon, and as you said your goodbyes at your door you’d passed over the candy his mother had given you in thanks for helping you, solidifying your friendship for the rest of your lives.

The Present: Your High School Days

You huffed as you carefully juggled the books in your hands, trying to free one up so you could ring the doorbell or knock. You didn’t know how long you stood there, too stubborn to just put the books down, especially since the ground was still wet with snow, but luckily the door swung open before you managed to accidentally drop something on your foot.

“Whoa there,” Daichi told you as he gently tugged the stack from your hands, “What’s all this?”

“This,” you told him firmly as you stepped inside, shutting the door behind you and slipping your shoes off, trading them for the house slippers the Sawamuras had bought specifically for you years ago when it became apparent you were going to be a fixture in their lives, “Is everything we need to complete our homework for the next week and a half.”

You nearly toppled over in the process, the heavy backpack on your shoulders nearly overbalancing you, though you managed to catch yourself just in time. You shucked it off your shoulders handing it to the waiting Daichi who grunted in surprise at the weight of it, but didn’t drop it as you slung your coat and scarf off, hanging it on the peg that his little sisters had decorated with your name around the same time they’d started calling you nee-san.

“I thought we were just doing the homework for Monday?” he asked as the two of you made your way to the living room, refusing to pass back the heavy books or backpack despite your silent offer to carry some of the load. Even now years later he was still as chivalrous as the day you’d met him, even if you didn’t particularly need him to be.

“We’re going to be gone all of next week, it makes sense to get as far ahead as we possibly can,” you told him, sliding under the kotatsu and savoring the warmth on your legs, grinning in pleasure as you saw he’d already set out a bottle of your favorite drink and there was a pile of snacks in the center of the table.

“Wait a minute, what do you mean we?” he asked, plopping himself down opposite you and finally handing over the books and papers in his hands.

“We, as in you and I,” you informed him with a teasing grin, “that’s what ‘we’ means.”

“I know what ‘we’ means,” he told you rolling his eyes though you could see an amused smile tugging at his lips, “I just didn’t know you were planning to be absent next week as well.”

“Of course I’m going to be absent!” you scolded firmly, “Didn’t you hear? My best friend is the Captain of the volleyball team that won the Miyagi prefecture tournament, and is going to Nationals!”

Daichi ducked his head modestly, nervously rubbing the back of his head, though not before you’d seen the proud smile on his face. He was right to be proud, and frankly you were proud too. You’d seen firsthand just how hard Daichi had worked for this, slogging through long hours of extra practices, dealing with poor or no coaching, and unmotivated seniors.

You’d seen how the responsibility weighed on him, and been the one he confided in when his hopes were low, been the one to boost him back up as best you could, providing all the support you could manage. He’d worked so hard, and wanted it so badly, and now he was finally going to Tokyo, the National stage, and you couldn’t be prouder of him and the team.

“You really think we’re going to stay for the full week?” he asked you, more hesitant than any of his younger teammates ever saw him. To them he projected an image of unshakable faith and conviction, and you could see all of them, even the more reticent first years idolized him a bit. It was only when he was with you or his fellow third years that he allowed any sort of doubt to show.

“Of course,” you told him, unwavering in your own convictions. The team had worked hard for this, they deserved to spend more than one day at Nationals and you were determined to be there to see them win the whole thing. You believed in him and the team and were willing to do anything it took to be there in support, even convincing your parents to let you skip school for the week and hitch a ride with Tanaka, Saeko risking extreme motion sickness so you could attend in person.

“But first we have to get some work done so you don’t have to worry about anything but volleyball, so let’s get to it,” you ordered firmly, “First step homework, second step win Nationals. You’ve definitely got this.”

“Alright,” he agreed, casting you a fond look before his features settled into determination, quietly murmuring to himself in a voice you clearly weren’t meant to hear, “I’ve got this.”

You smiled, pleased at the conviction in his tone, before turning your attention to the books in front of you. You had a lot of work to do after all.

The Future: Platonic

“There he is the man of the hour!” you toasted, a wide grin on your face as Daichi walked into the bar where you’d been waiting for him for over half an hour.

“Sorry I’m late,” he told you, rubbing the back of his head sheepishly, “There was a bit of an accident and it kept me longer than I thought it would.”

“Everybody okay?” you asked, momentary joviality set aside for concern. Honestly, you probably should’ve guessed that Daichi would go into something like criminal justice. From the moment the two of you had met all he’d ever wanted to do was help people.

You just wished he’d chosen some other profession, one that wasn’t quite so dangerous and didn’t have the bad reputation that police work carried. While it wasn’t as bad or dangerous in Japan as in the U.S, it certainly had its dark underbelly as well.

You knew Daichi, and knew he’d never behave in the brutal ways you’d heard about, but that didn’t mean anyone else did, which made you incredibly worried. Though you were also proud that he was doing his best to improve the things he could, it didn’t make it easy.

“Everyone’s fine,” he assured you quickly, clearly seeing where your mind had gone, “Just a little fender bender. No one got hurt. Though they were quite cranky, which means I could definitely use that beer you promised me!”

You laughed at that and signaled the bartender who brought over a drink for Daichi and a refill of your own drink, which was nearly empty.

“How many of those have you had?” he asked reprovingly, even as he lifted his own drink to his lips and sighed in pleasure.

“Relax Policeman-san,” you scolded, with a huff that was part annoyance, part amused fondness, “This is only my second one and I’m not planning to drink anymore. I am responsible, you know?”

“I know,” he agreed immediately, “Sorry you’re right, still in work mode.”

“That’s alright,” you assured him, “But we’re both here to relax, so let’s talk about something fun and relaxing. Tell me about the Adlers/Jackals game.”

Daichi immediately brightened, always pleased and proud to brag about his juniors, and the game he’d gone to watch with Sugawara and Asahi not that long ago. You listened intently with a grin on your face, and eventually transitioned to talking about the things you’d been up to since you’d last talked.

It wasn’t all that much considering the two of you made it a point to hang out on a weekly basis, and tended to text constantly throughout the week, but it was still nice to hear about it face to face. You were honestly pretty proud of how well you’d maintained your friendship, considering everyone had warned you that a lot of friendships fell apart in college, especially since you’d attended two separate universities.

However, Daichi was ever responsible and had never missed a hangout or a call. The two of you had managed to rely on each other despite the distance. You had set up your now traditional weekly meet-ups back then just to ensure you wouldn’t lose your friendship, which you both knew was something special.

Daichi had been there through every break-up, every stressful life-event, and every meltdown you’d had, and you’d done the same for him. You’d supported him with all your being when he’d come out as bisexual and started dating Sugawara even though his more traditional family had disapproved. Though, considering the two were still going strong five years later, his family had come around to it.

You and Sugawara had also become even closer, though you’d already been friends since both of you considered Daichi your best friend. It was a really nice dynamic and one that hadn’t changed when they’d started dating, both of them ensuring you were still comfortable hanging out with them and making sure you and Daichi got to hang out one on one from time to time.

Usually those times where you hung out with them Asahi was also dragged along. Though whether that was to keep you from feeling like the third wheel, or because both of them were trying very unsubtly to hook the two of you up you didn’t know. Though it was fun all the same, especially since Asahi was a lot of fun to tease.

Looking back you wouldn’t change a thing about your relationship, and you couldn’t be more grateful to have him in your life.

“Best friends forever?” you asked him, raising your glass at him expectantly.

“Forever,” he agreed, knocking his glass against yours, an indulgent smile on his face. One you returned, cherishing the moment, and your friendship that you hoped would last a lifetime.

The Future: Romantic

The end of high school had felt like the end of an era for you, one where both you and Daichi would be going your separate ways, attending different schools in different cities for the very first time. It had been more than a bit daunting back then, and you’d spent a good deal of time wondering if you were going to lose one of the best parts of your life.

It was made even worse by the persistent fluttering of butterflies in your stomach every time you saw him, butterflies you’d tried time and time again to stomp out, not wanting to ruin or complicate the amazing bond between the two of you. However no matter how hard you’d tried they’d persisted, and it had left you very stressed out.

Needless to say, by the time graduation had rolled around you’d been a bit of an emotional mess. Unfortunately you hadn’t actually had the time to have a good heart to heart with Daichi. Between him going to Nationals, the fallout from their loss there, and testing and studying to get into universities while preparing for graduation, there had been very little time for that kind of thing. Not to mention the last thing you’d wanted was to add to his stress or burden him.

However, it had left you a bit at a loss. Your emotional turmoil had led you to one of your favorite benches on the school grounds, one that was going to be surrounded by cherry blossoms in just a few short weeks. You’d spent several long minutes there, staring up at the school and wondering if this would be the last time you’d ever sit in this place.

Luckily, before you’d gotten too melancholic a warm presence plopped down on the bench beside you, and lo and behold it had been Daichi. He’d looked uncharacteristically nervous, and you’d immediately assumed he’d had the same kind of concerns, which had been a relief.

The two of you had made conversation for a couple minutes, but for whatever reason it had been incredibly awkward, neither of you quite sure what to say to the other, something that had rarely happened in the course of your friendship. Somehow you defaulted to the conversation you’d had over and over already that day, talking about the school you were going to and asking some more questions about his, ridiculous small talk, the kind you’d never needed with him before.

It had made your heart sink as you wondered if maybe your friendship was falling apart already, before you even left the school grounds for the last time. You’d been close to tearing up, unable to really fathom what your life would be like without him and doing your best to shove down your feelings that had been threatening to spill out of your mouth, but then Daichi had abruptly cut off the small talk and cleared his throat.

You later learned that Sugawara and Asahi had been hiding nearby, somewhere behind you and had been giving him a signal to just get on with it. Luckily, he did, and he’d proceeded to confess. It had been more than a little awkward and bumbling, but sweet and had made your heart leap excitedly in your chest.

Needless to say you’d returned his bashful confession and had proceeded to kiss the daylights out of him.

The two of you had then gone on to talk about the future together, and how you were going to make, what was going to end up a long-distance relationship, work. The whole time, Daichi had the most amazed expression on his face, like he couldn’t believe it was actually happening to him.

It was the same expression he was wearing today as you made your way down the aisle toward him. Exactly five years to the day he’d confessed to you on that bench at Karasuno, you were finally getting married.

Both of you had agreed it was time. You’d graduated from your programs, and had steady jobs. He’d actually proposed to you the day you’d graduated from college, and now here you were, walking down the aisle towards your best friend who was starting to look a little teary, more than ready to marry your very best friend and start your happily ever after together.

Who would’ve guessed some scraped knees and broken eggs would lead to such happiness?

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a f f e c t i o n

a tsukki!bass player x gn!reader fic preview

based on: affection — cigarettes after sex

but your gaze is drawn to the man standing at the centre of the stage, his white t-shirt reflecting the neon of the lights and drawing your gaze like a moth to a flame

his eyes are shut as he leans into the mic, blonde hair matted to his forehead, and face flushed as he sings out the lyrics that have already made a home for themselves in every corner of your being

he doesn’t move much, barely swaying his hips to the beat as his long slender fingers pluck at the strings of the bass slung over his shoulder. as you watch him, you can’t help but think that he looks free, his face open and his voice raw and vulnerable as it washes over you

as if he can sense you watching him, his eyes flutter open and find yours immediately, their amber gaze focused and searing. you know in that moment that one way or another, your life will never be the same

a/n: inspired by @wayward-stranger . the rest of the fic will be based on lyrics from the song. planned to post all at once, no anticipated posting date

tw: drinking, somewhat toxic relationship, suggestive (explicit will be posted separately)

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Plus One ❀ 018// Fate

❀START || PREVIOUS || NEXT

How did you two get here? (Nah, it is nothing dirty don’t be gross)

But no, here you were staring down at Tsukishima who was now in the pool completely soaked. You laughed as you watched him glare up at you, “Don’t look at me like that, you were going to fall in at some point.” You say before extending your hand out to him, he huffed. “No, I wasn’t you’re childish.” He said, making you snicker.

You felt a soft tug on your wrist, jerking you forward. Your shriek was cut off by a loud splash and cool water stealing your heat, you quickly emerge from under the water, gasping. Face soaked you rubbed at it with your now wet hands, which wasn’t much help. You looked at Tsukishima who was smirking at you, “Respectfully, I hope you get lost in the deep end.” You laughed as you move your hair away from your face, “You literally pushed me in, you deserve – “You cut him off splashing water in his face and swimming away laughing. Cold water hits your back making you shiver and laugh; you turn over to smiling. “Wait, wait look, I can hold my breath for five minutes.” You declared and Tsukishima chuckled. “Y/N seriously? Five minutes... you’re crazy.”

You roll your eyes, “No watch.” You closed your eyes, covering your nose with your thumb and index finger before dunking down into the water. Water filled your ears, Tsukishima watched as you tried to show him that you could hold your breath for five minutes, which wasn’t true as you quickly resurfaced, gasping, spluttering out water that got in your mouth. “I can tell you for a fact that wasn’t five minutes.”

“What?! That was like five minutes.” You swam over to him, who rolled his eyes. “Y/N, you can’t hold your breath for five minutes.” He stared confused at you, “I know I can.”

Tsukishima chuckled a little, “You vastly overestimate your abilities.” You rolled your eyes, “I think I perfectly estimate my abilities, Kei.” He shook his head, “Yeah, okay.”

You wipe your eyes, “Can I ask you something?” water only seemingly to pile up as you stared at him. Moonlight gazing down at the both of you, water overlapping each other, and crickets seemed to be the only thing happening in the background. “It better not be you asking me If we can get matching tattoos.”

“What? No – that’s tomorrow's question.” You joke, “But no, seriously do you believe in fate?” You asked, Tsukishima chuckled, wiping his face. “No, but I’m guessing you do?”

You nodded, “I do – I do believe in fate.” You sighed as you felt warm in the cold water, “Why?” Tsukishima asked and you hummed, “Well, to a certain degree of course. For me I think everything you do, go through, and endure it happens for a reason. Fate seems like it's designed to make a human grow; there aren't any so called “mistakes,” and they’re only hidden meanings.

Sure, most of the things in the world can be proven to be scientific and not of fate. However, everything happens for a reason, everything you do and say has a purpose and it matters. Yet, in little things where something can’t be proven scientifically like; meeting someone, or getting into the college you wanted, or even landing your dream job. You can say that is fate, there is a reason for these things. “Fate helps people get something that they don’t think they can or should get, it brings you closer to so many new things and it also intertwines in what happens in your life.”, “Then what about a leap of faith?”

“I think it's an expression often misused. It isn’t saying to like go blindly into something, but rather unsure of what will happen, but making the decision on going through with it.” Tsukishima nodded, “What does that have to do with people meeting?” He asked, and you perked up slightly swimming next to him. “Easy, I think It was fate that we both got to meet again.”

“I’m sure we both thought we’d only be high school friends from memories that you can only recall in a small moment. But that didn’t happen, here we are, I'm your plus one and wondering what’s next.”

Tsukishima hummed, “So, basically you can say something good or bad that had happened cause of fate? But as long as you have learned something from it, it matters and as long as you have grown from it?”

“Yes!” You shout, but then laugh. “Sorry, but yeah. It’s like a learning experience.” You say, “And fate also comes in with weddings, I mean I don’t think soulmates are just made. They’re found, found when you meet that person because you just decided to go walking that day.” You sigh slightly, “Fate has so many connections, it’s just amazing.” Tsukishima watches as you laugh lightly at your small rant.

And he’s never felt luckier. You shivered as you swam to the edge of the pool, pushing yourself up and sitting on the side. You looked up at the sky, stars littered the sky and the moon peeked out just behind the hotel building, you hummed the air making goosebumps kiss your skin. You then look back at Tsukishima who was now crawling out the pool himself.

“The moon is beautiful, isn’t it?”

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❀) 1) I Believe In Fate and 2) Do You Believe In Fate?

❀) I might be busy today, since aha life 😔 it’s a whole pandemic how is this hard for me rn. So I don’t know if I’ll have time to update tomorrow, but If that changes I’ll let you all know 😌😌

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