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pocketseizure · 7 months
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In an eerie castle submerged under cursed waters, Ganondorf tells Tetra about the world that once was. Ganondorf's story is at its end, but his words inspire Tetra to dream of the world to come.
4,100 words . on AO3 here . illustration by @lightsintheskye
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hero-of-fortune · 2 months
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designs for ganondorf from a botw good guy eventual gan/zelda/link fic im workin on rn! We’ve got his main design, a ~12 year old portrait, and the titty version requested by my hornie friend <3
he’s just a guy really!!! He fights with a big ass shield and magic sparkle sparkle he enjoys sand seal surfing and studying,,, he taught himself hylian language and writing yippee he’s a big softie and he takes care of his tiny hylian wife and husband <3
I combined elements from the gerudo voe and vai outfits as well as totk ganondorf for his design! He did have an awkward teenage phase where he had groose hair tbh but now he’s got pretty luscious locks.
Here is my ao3 in case you wanna read it, it’ll probably be out in a month or two i write pretty slow haha i’ll update when i post it mwah
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fredandcheese · 1 month
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I might get hate for this but is it just me who absolutely hates how Wild's character is written in fanfiction?? Especially Linked universe fics, Jojo wrote him so well and I feel like no one really pays attention to how mature he really is, he's a hero like the other Links, not someone who needs to be coddled?? I'm only saying this because nearly everyone focuses on him(for good reason,he's super cool and his game is best selling so I get it) but I feel like everyone ruined his character a little over one cutscene of him eating rock roast and some scars and memories??
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sun-aries · 2 months
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Three Times Zelda Woke Link Up and The One Time He Woke Her (SS Zelink Oneshot)
Hey everyone! Here's some Skyward Sword Zelink for y'all!
the first time Zelda wakes Link up
"Link?"
Her hushed but urgent voice comes through the propped up window, along with a head of sunny blonde hair. It temporarily blocks out the shaft of light that's been moving across his room for the last few days.
"Liiiink."
He doesn't answer. Instead, he tucks his head beneath his pillow and blankets, and so Zelda starts shimmying between the wooden panel and the window because she's stubborn that way. She lands on the ground with a thud, and one blue eye peeks out beneath his make-do fort.
"Papa says to leave you alone," Zelda tells him as she's brushing off her knees. Then she stands up straight and puts her hands on her hips. "But you were alone all week. You need a friend, I think."
Another eye peeks out and the blanket inches off his face.
Her papa, the Headmaster, has been really good to Link so far. When he heard what happened, he ran over and all but carried Link back to the academy. He gave him a really nice room of his own with a really comfy bed and lots of stuff just for him.
But Link brought his own pillow because he wanted something from home, and he didn't let it go for the whole walk or even for the whole week.
Every day, the Headmaster comes to check on him, and Henya brings him food from the cafeteria. But Link usually eats only a bite or swallows just a spoonful, and every day, Henya gives him an earful when she comes back and collects a full tray.
Zelda is the first friend who's come to see him. Not that he doesn't consider the Headmaster or the chef his friends or anything, but Zelda somehow always knows what to say or do, even before Link figures it out for himself. Maybe he can't say for sure because he doesn't have a lot of friends to begin with, but Link thinks that she's the best kind of friend a person can have.
When Zelda leans over to one side, she's looking at him sideways and her blonde hair almost touches the floor.
"You don't want to be alone, do you?"
It's not that Link wants to be alone. It's just that he doesn't want anything at all.
Or maybe, actually, he does want something, and that's for his parents to be there. But they're gone and they're not coming back – they can't come back, and maybe he should just be alone instead.
Link doesn't say this. He won't say this because Zelda's just being nice. She's always nice. And he wants to be nice to her too, but he doesn't feel like he can right now and so instead he stays quiet.
"Well, you shouldn't be alone, anyway."
She marches over the carpet and he tucks his legs really quickly right before she can plop herself onto them. When she sits on the end of his bed, Link sits up, wiping the wet streaks on his cheeks with the back of his hands, and faces her.
"Do you wanna go for a walk?"
He shakes his head.
"Do you wanna play a game?"
He shakes his head again.
"Do you wanna talk?"
He pauses for a moment before he shakes it once more, this time a little hesitantly.
Her lips twitch and Zelda nods sagely, in a kind of way that's too wise for her age. "Fine then. I'll talk, you listen." He doesn't protest to that, at least, so she must take that as encouragement.
"I lost my mama too. It's just me and papa. I don't remember her much. Sometimes I wish I did, but sometimes I think that would make me sadder.
"But you lost both your mama and papa, and you must remember them lots. It must be very hard. It was hard for me. I mean, I know it's not the same but-"
"It is," Link cuts in and her head whips to him. It's the first time he's said something in a long time. It sounds kind of like he's sick, his voice quiet and raspy, but he's speaking. It's a start. "I mean…you lost someone too. I'm sorry."
Her lip tremors. It looks like she wants to smile or maybe cry. The thought makes his tummy twist. Instead, she just nods. "Yeah."
"Are you okay?"
"Yes. I just - I'm worried about you." She smiles this time and the way it brightens her entire face makes his chest feel somehow less tight and gross. "But you know what? You're really brave."
Somehow, for the first time in a while, Link feels okay enough to smile. All week, he's felt nothing but tired and sad. But when Zelda came in, it was like she brought the sunshine with her.
With a firm nod, she suddenly decides, "I think you and me will be okay."
Something in his heart tells him Zelda's right.
the day of the Wing Ceremony
For a moment, there's nothing but darkness – darkness that's become too familiar for his liking. He's been here before, and the same loneliness that always accompanies it prevails.
A low tremor rumbles beneath his feet before building and building, then bursts forth all together. A familiar beast emerges, dark like the night and scaly like some sort of reptilian monster.
Link doesn't know why he would be familiar, or why for some reason he knows distinctly it is in fact a he and not just some nameless, heinous creature. But he is and he does.
There's a flash of white light and he instinctually blocks his eyes with an arm. A voice that does not match the beast – and is definitely not Link's voice – accompanies the light and for some strange reason he's sure it's someone safe.
It sounds mechanical almost, so precise and monotone that it – she couldn't be a human, but she's urgent and she's telling him about some sort of quest. He can't help but feel like he's seen and heard all of this before.
A squawk shakes the earth and – no, that's not right. That's definitely out of place.
Link stops, whirls around, and –
His back hits the floor with a resounding thud.
A golden beak sticks through his window and black beady eyes stare down at him in a way that's almost judgmental. Zelda's Loftwing cocks its head before spitting a letter at Link with full force and the wooden panel slams shut upon its departure.
Really, Link should expect this by now.
Rubbing the back of his head, he picks up the letter and pushes himself to his feet. If Zelda's choice of messenger didn't give away her identity, then he'd know by her signature seal and the floral scent of the envelope. It smells so much like her it's like she's in his room.
Link feels a smile creeping on his lips as he reads its contents. Even on such a special day like today, Zelda's found a way to wake him up. She's been preparing for the Wing Ceremony all month, at least, and he's sure she's busy even now. She's been sewing and singing and rehearsing, and she gets excited every time she speaks about it and it makes him excited too.
By the time he's done reading, the smile has taken over his face and he starts to make his way out the door.
Link didn't know it then, but that would be the last time Zelda woke him up for awhile.
the first time they sleep together
Golden light is pouring through the foliage on the roof. It filters through his closed lids and so he scrunches his eyes closed with a tired groan. Really, Link thinks the sun should rise an hour later. Morning light is nearly as insistent on waking him up as a certain someone.
He hears a faint giggle. Speak of the goddess.
Link frowns, because he knows Zelda's made her way over to his side of the Tree of Life and she's going to make him get -
She throws a leg over his lap and Link stiffens. His eyes flash open. Zelda’s right there.
Casually wrapped in a sheet - nothing but a sheet - she sits astride him. Her blonde hair is messy and gleams like melted gold in the daylight. He's not breathing – his breath lodged itself somewhere in his chest the moment he first opened his eyes.
"I hope you didn't think I'd let you sleep in today just 'cause I kept you up all night."
Heat floods his face. He expels a rather big puff of air.
"Don't tell me you forgot."
"No -" he says quickly, and then his mouth clamps shut.
But moments later, his face softens. He does remember – he remembers everything. Last night was probably the most amazing night of his life. He was able to hold Zelda and kiss her and be closer to her than ever before. He almost can't believe it really happened.
Link puts his hands on her waist because he has this inane need to touch her and he's not sure where else he ought to put them. It makes her smile, so he finds himself smiling back. Zelda's really good at making him smile.
She sweeps her hair over one shoulder and dips her head, and she kisses him. It's languid and lazy, but there's something about it that makes his stomach flip.
Without even thinking, his hands slide down her thighs. They're partially uncovered by the sheet and they're so soft and she's so warm, and Link feels himself really waking up. Zelda makes a content sound against him so he thinks he must be doing something right. She plants one hand on the mossy ground beside him and the other on his shoulder.
After many lazy kisses, her tongue slides across the seam of his lips and he welcomes it. For awhile there's nothing but Zelda and her lips and her thighs and sunlight. When she draws back, he nearly whines, but she doesn't go far at all.
"Hold me," she whispers, somewhere between a request and a command, but Link has no complaints.
One of his hands cards through her hair, which is also so soft, and cradles the back of her head. Link pulls her closer and leans her forehead against his own. "I love you," he murmurs. It's not the first time he's said it and it won't be the last.
Zelda breathes out the most joyous laugh and it comes with the brightest smile. "Prove it," she dares.
And so he does.
the one time Link wakes up first
"Zelda."
She turns over, swinging an arm onto Link's side of the bed.
It's still strangely new for them to share a bed. But Zelda's father didn't feel right about them staying in the Sealed Temple and sleeping on mossy stone floors, and he was right. They were kind of used to treating it like a home and always returning to it in between explorations of the surface.
But really, since they're staying here indefinitely, it's probably good to have a house. The villagers were gracious enough to build them a small home that resembles the ones up in Skyloft, and though they built two bedrooms, the couple were quick to make use of just one.
Zelda expects for her arm to fall over Link so that she can cuddle up to him, and she frowns when it lands flat on the mattress instead. She can hear his laugh, beautiful and fleeting like windchimes, but it comes from the opposite side of her.
She turns over again and her eyes peek open, and Zelda instantly finds Link's figure very much perpendicular to her. Her brows furrow before her eyes properly open, and even then, she has to rub her eyes and blink a few times before she can actually see.
And when she does, Zelda thinks she's still dreaming. She must be dreaming.
Not only because Link is sitting there at her bedside, very much awake at what must be the crack of dawn. But because he's holding a ring box and there's a very beautiful ring cushioned within.
Zelda jolts upright and her breath is sucked from her chest. Then she finds she can't move another inch.
His beautiful blue eyes are looking up at her with utter devotion – the kind he reserves just for Zelda, not even for the goddess within her that might actually seek devotion - and maybe even a hint of nerves.
"We've been making promises all our lives," he starts, and by the second word, his voice already starts to quiver, "and right now I'm going to make some more."
Zelda wants to nod or smile or really do anything that shows that she's listening to his every word but she really can't move. She hopes he can see in her eyes how enraptured she is.
"I promise to always be your best friend," he says. "I promise to protect you and take care of you and to hold your hand.
"I promise to build the family you've always wanted and to be a good father to our kids. I know that I'll love them so much because you'll be their mother.
"But mostly I promise that I will never stop making promises to you and I will do whatever I can to keep them. All I ask is that you promise to marry me."
Of the two of them, he's the quiet one, and yet when he chooses to speak, he manages to make Zelda speechless.
Her hands are on her rosy cheeks and tears blur her vision, and she's trying but failing to hold them back. They start to roll down her cheeks, unbidden, and it makes Link's own tears start to fall. A sort of breathy laugh bubbles out of him.
"Link," Zelda says raspily, and a hiccup of a sob escapes her. "Tell me I'm awake. Tell me I'm not dreaming right now."
He swallows and nods, his eyes watery and brilliantly blue. "You're awake," Link whispers. "You're here with me."
Zelda starts laughing, and she thinks she must look pretty ridiculous crying and laughing, but Link's doing the same and he looks so beautiful. She leaps out of bed and topples him, and he grunts as he's knocked to the ground, but he's still laughing.
Her legs are still tangled in the sheets so she inadvertently drags them down with her. Link tugs at a coverlet and throws it upwards, and it falls over them slow and breezy like a feather. In the pocket of space, they're tucked away from the rest of the world; even tawny morning light just barely seeps through.
Zelda leans in to kiss him, but their lips are salty from their tears and it keeps getting interrupted by one or both of them laughing, and so eventually she draws back.
Love is alight in her eyes and they're locked onto his. "I promise," she murmurs. Link takes a trembling breath. "I will marry you."
With endearment in his eyes, Link tucks a lock of hair behind her pointed ear. Then his hand sweeps back and cups her face, his thumb idly stroking her cheek and wiping away any stray tears.
As he pulls Zelda in to capture her lips once more, he thinks back to the first time she woke him up and how right she'd been back then. They'll be okay.
Zelda was always the wise one, after all.
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michpat6 · 2 years
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mipha’s happy ending is her death.
had she managed to survive waterblight ganon, she would have been the last champion standing. there would only be one divine beast firing at calamity ganon, but without link there with the master sword to do any real damage she’s just making it easier for zelda to snatch him up and put him on a divine leash, and who’s to say the other three beasts wouldn’t turn on Ruta in an attempt to snuff out the one that got away?
but if she does make it out, leaving Ruta on standby or whatever makes sense, link is dead. zelda is trapped in the castle. the other three champions are ghosts bound to cold, mechanical tombs that do nothing but wait for new victims. she can’t kill three blights if she barely survived her own. she can’t possibly kill the calamity.
so mipha goes back to Zora’s domain, hugs her father and Sidon, and hears from the Sheikah scientists that the Hero has been placed in that cave they found on the Great Plateau, that it’s going to heal him better than her Grace ever could, and that he’s going to wake up soon and retrieve his sword and save all of Hyrule.
mipha holds sidon closer and mipha waits, because she knows link, she loves link, and he always comes back. he never leaves a quest unfinished.
the fields burn, more people die from the Guardian attacks, lynels armed with shock arrows take over most of the woods near Zora’s Domain, and mipha waits.
and waits.
and waits.
a hundred years pass. sidon has grown so tall, even taller than her, and she wonders if the sheikah scientists were lying. that woman, Purah, hasn’t contacted her in ages, and the last she heard of Impa, she could barely walk a few feet without needing her cane.
a lynel has made its home atop shatterback point. mipha would feel more confident in taking it down if her Grace wasn’t waning after a century of use healing anyone that comes to her, and if she didn’t still feel the phantom pains of Waterblight’s spear as it pierced her torso. she’s too afraid to pick up a trident, now, because all she can hear is her own screams echoing off of Vah Ruta’s walls.
then link walks right into the throne room and asks after Divine Beast Vah Ruta. why doesn’t he have to worry about this one? why isn’t it infected like the others?
mipha runs up and engulfs him in a hug, tears streaming down her face, and when she pulls back to look at him there’s no recognition in his eyes.
he doesn’t remember her. he doesn’t remember anything. all he knows is that he has to save his princess.
mipha has known that the two of them were meant to be together since she was born. she grew up hearing the legends of hyrule’s royal family, she knows how intertwined their souls are, but still she held out hope that maybe once, just this once, a different princess would catch his eye, maybe one that wields a trident instead of a Sheikah Slate.
but now he doesn’t know anything about that. he doesn’t know anything about anyone, and still the only thing on his mind is zelda. mipha’s happy for her friend, she’s happy that zelda is the one who gets to have him if it isn’t her, that zelda has found someone so devoted, but it doesn’t stop the ugly, jealous part of her from rearing it’s head just a little bit.
she points link in the direction of shatterback point, and watches his back disappear around the corner. he comes back thirty minutes later with twenty shock arrows and a new sword and shield.
he’s going to gerudo town next, he tells sidon, because boys will be boys and the two of them have bonded over the week he’s spent in the Domain. he wants to learn more about Urbosa, and more about Zelda by extension. Those two were close, weren’t they?
mipha wishes him luck. he leaves. so she waits.
and waits.
and waits.
a month later, a message from the Chief of Gerudo Town reaches Zora’s Domain. the Hero of Hyrule went inside of Divine Beast Vah Naboris two weeks ago, and he hasn’t come out. their scouts can confirm that Naboris is back on the prowl, kicking up a sandstorm as it searches for its next challenger.
without mipha’s power to give, without her Grace to guide him, without her to save him, link has died again. they can’t afford to put him back in the shrine of resurrection, who knows how long he’ll sleep this time, and Zelda’s power is growing weaker by the day-
if only she hadn’t survived, mipha thinks. if only she were a ghost, too, and if only she could offer him her Grace so he would survive Thunderblight Ganon. At least he would be alive. At least she would be happy to stitch his skin back together and shove the life back into his body for as long as he needs her to, it would be her pleasure.
mipha’s death is her happy ending, because at least in death she gets to stay by link’s side.
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pupika-samika · 4 months
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It's gift season again! Delightful!
Hint for my project/gift
Four is the most reliable "mom where is __" the chain has ever seen. Though the chain doesn't realize that even they lose things
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kurokmask · 16 days
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miserable, tired, cold, hungry link and zelda w distractingly different line weights from MY FIC UNDER ICE !!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1
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newtabfics · 8 months
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Zelda Series Master List
Key Guide for the stories!
🔞 = nsft 🧿= nc/dubcon 🌶️= spicy (may not get fully into it basically) 🌸= sfw content (this is a catch all for just in general things that are pretty safe) ✍🏻 = full fic 🗡️ = dark fic (could be yandere, could involve death. varies. read tags) 🏮 = monster stories 🍃 = intoxication 📖 = series in works 📕 = completed series
Prince Sidon x First Sight 🌸
Prince Sidon x First Kiss🌸
Sidon x In Public ;) 🔞🌶️🏮
Prince Sidon x Alone Time ;)🔞🌶️
Prince Sidon x Proposal🌸
Rauru x In Bed ;)🔞🌶️
Rauru x First Kiss🌸
Calling Rauru Handsome (Ask)🌸
Sidon x (She Doesn't Know She) Gorgeous Reader🌸
Korok Hunting. Just a fun fic🌸✍🏻 
Rauru Gets Ear Scritches (CONTAINS SOME SPOILERS)🌸
Rauru x Sickness🌸
Sidon x Size Difference NSFW 🔞🌶️
Sidon x Face Sitting 🔞🌶️
Sidon Body Image Affirmations 🌸
Sidon x Size Difference NSFW 🔞🌶️
Link x F!Reader with Oral NSFW 🔞🌶️
The Greatest Cost. Rauru x F!Reader Angst Fic✍🏻
Thunderous. Sidon x Fem!Reader SPICY Fic ✍🏻
The First Meeting: Rauru x Reader (Ask)🌸
Rauru/Sonia x F!Reader NSFW 🔞🌶️
Ganondorf x Spanks NSFW 🔞🌶️
Rauru Gets Rough but he's so sweet still 🔞🌶️
Always First: Revali x Zelda Fic (Read Warnings)🔞🌶️
Link x Yiga (SUPER NSFW)🔞🌶️
Poly Sidon/Rauru x Fem!Reader🔞🌶️
Sidon x Both In One Hole 🔞🌶️
For Fear of Losing: Tauro x Fem!Reader (Read Warnings)🌸
X More Yiga Reader x Tauro Content: Tauro Giving Head 🔞🌶️
Link Needs Comfort🌸
Possessive Sidon x Fem Reader while Link watches 🔞🌶️
“Worship your king.” Ganondorf x Fem!Reader ✍🏻🔞🌶️
Painting on Rauru🌸
Tauru x Exploring Zonai Fem Readers Body 🔞🌶️
Yiga Blademaster x F!Reader 🔞🌶️
Poly Sidon x FemReader x Rauru 🔞🌶️
Rauru x The Dance FLUFF🌸
ABO: Alphas Link and Sidon x Omega FemReader 🔞🌶️
Rauru's Hair Fluff🌸
Link x Doubting Y/N Fluff🌸
Ganondorf x Prepping Y/N 🔞🌶️
Rauru/Ganondorf x Y/N 🔞🌶️
Link x Y/N In The Depths 🔞🌶️
Sidon x Body Worship🔞🌶️
Link x ExYiga!Y/N 🔞🌶️
Rauru x Control over his hand 🔞🌶️
Link x Stable Trotters Y/N 🔞🌶️
Returned Series Masterlist 🔞🌶️📕✍🏻
Yiga Blademaster x Y/N 🔞🌶️
Link x Busty Y/N 🔞🌶️
Tauro x Y/N in the Ring Ruins 🔞🌶️
Ganondorf x Zonai Princess 🔞🌶️
PART 2 OF ZELDA MASTER LIST
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justapixelthing · 2 months
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“I can’t do this… You deserve happiness… you deserve to have your youth…. But… I’m scared of what will happen if I let you go…” Her words were filled with pain and fear. Fear of the known and the unknown. “Zelda…” he was still holding onto her shoulders, but now gently wrapped his arms around her. The young royal saw that kind and caring face of his and remembered their youth. The little boy who was listening to her and made her laugh with masks from the market. Could she really take away the childhood of this adorable little boy? Maybe the Zelda of the past would still be open to be happy with him. And yet the thought was too much. She cried into his shoulder, trying hard to contain herself, but it was impossible. The tears refused to stop. All while Link still held her. Seeing this scene unfold, Link’s trusted companion Navi flew around them, leaving a trail of sparkles in her wake, like a line circling around the pair. “Princess, I.. I don’t know what is happening, but I’m here for you.” “Link..” She looked into his eyes. Throughout all of this, she was making choices. For her Kingdom and for him. But did Link ever have a choice?
Happy Valentine's Day! What you are currently witnessing is an official artwork AND a writing snippet from The Legend of Zelda: Remnants of the Past - Chapter 1. Coming very soon!
Tloz: ROTP is a sequel to Ocarina of Time, in the same way that Wind Waker and Twilight Princess are in their respective timelines, with this one being set on the 4th timeline, where Zelda ended up not sending the Hero of Time back to his childhood. While ROTP is actually mainly the story of a new Link and and a new Zelda, their adventure is set in a world created by Link and Zelda from Ocarina of Time, who rebuilt Hyrule in their image. So Oot Zelink is canon to this 🥰
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pocketseizure · 6 months
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Grog has noticed a number of peculiarities in Kakariko Village. Eerie lights flicker in the mountain valley. Murky black water fills the old stone well that no one uses. Golden spiders spin their webs under the eaves of abandoned buildings. Little does Grog know that the legendary Sheikah of Kakariko still live, and that they are watching.
( on AO3 ) . illustration by @frankiesbugs . written for @sheikahzine
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writingnocturne · 3 months
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Got another evil au idea, but I don't know how I want to do it... vote time!
Keep in mind that the results will make things take different amounts of time. I have a LOT of wips I'm juggling, which is why I'm uncertain in the first place. I think drawing will do the idea the most justice, though. Any opinions would be appreciated!
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Link
Inspired by this art, go give the artist @s-kinnaly some love. It’s a beautiful piece💜. I used it for spicy inspiration 😳 I hope yah don’t mind.
Little Hero
 Link likes sleeping in the wild, less monsters now that the calamity has been averted, less dangerous ones at least. He likes finding a place high in a tree on a branch big enough to keep him from falling or in the natural little nest of roots, just big enough to be comfortable. The sun is just starting to rise, breaking through the foliage when the sheikah slate on his hips starts pinging.
   He frowns, rubbing sleep from his eyes before finally giving heed to its beckoning call. He frowns as he opens it, the map taking up the screen, a golden yellow marker blinking over the castles. That cannot be good, he better go check it out.
   Link checks on Zelda first, looking through the window to find her sound asleep, half off her bed but safe. She has been working with Purah most days as of late, probably will not even notice he is gone until this evening. Plenty of time for him to get back before she can start to worry.
   Link uses the sheikah slate to travel to the shrine within the castle grounds. Some monsters have slipped in again, nothing he cannot handle. A few Keese and chuchus, all easily dispatched.
   He uses the map to guide him, following it down further and further to where he fought Ganondorf. He does not know what he is expecting to find down here, what could possibly make the sheikah slate go off. Maybe something, more likely someone messing with Ganondorf’s remains?
Read the rest on Ao3
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bliindingfaith · 5 months
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Chapter two of part two of my fic, Threads of fate, is up!
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demiboydemon · 20 days
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Link makes vanilla cinnamon scented sushi
Link Makes Vanilla Cinnamon Scented Sushi (California Rolls!) (and it's not bad tbh) is a smutty, comedic Miphzelink fic! It takes place post-Calamity in an au where Mipha lives. The title is honestly a little misleading, since it’s just a temporary title, but it’s a funny fic nonetheless. Here’s a clip:
Zelda sat down. “What did you make? It smells divine.”
“Sushi,” Link replied.
Mipha sat across from him, a puzzled look on her face. Zelda imagined she herself wore the same look. This smell was not sushi. It was vanilla-ey and cinnamon-ey, with a dash of some sort of citrus under it. “How?”
“Hmm?”
“How does sushi smell like this? Like a pastry.”
“Oh,” he pointed to a pot on the stove. “Read that if you boil different dyes, it smells like the dye’s ingredients.”
“Why not just boil the ingredients?”
“Didn’t think about it too hard. California roll?”
Zelda took a California roll, which was named after King California of Hyrule IV, from hundreds of years ago. The tale goes that he loved the dish so much, he demanded it be named after him. Before then, it was called a crab-cucumber-rice-seaweed-avocado roll. The name was a bit wordy, so not many people minded that it had been changed. Some of the older Zora still used the pre-King California IV name, but he wasn’t their king to begin with, and he was dead now, so he couldn’t do much about it.
He died doing what he loved; chasing his wife with a booger on his hand. He fell down the stairs and broke his neck, dying instantly, booger still in hand. He was not a very mature king, and not many people missed him. California rolls were served at the funeral.
His last will and testament stated that he wished to serve the California rolls from a plate in his corpse’s hands, but that was vetoed by the queen. She also ignored his wish to keep the booger in his hand during his burial. She had fallen out of love with him during their marriage for obvious reasons, and did not mind that he was dead. She remarried three months later to a man who never chased her with anything.
Zelda thought of how King California IV was such an awful king. It reminded her of all her duties as queen. She ran through her to do list in her head.
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loz-untold-myths · 7 months
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Stone Fate Chapter 1 is up on Ao3!! Here's an old sketch of the duo to celebrate!!
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Link’s hands raise to his face. His fingertips lightly touch skin; but that hardly seems to be what he expected. To have opened his eyes to see the Lost Woods, something is certainly missing from him now. From over his thumb, he sees the faintest orb of blue light peek through into his blocked vision. Quickly swinging his dirt-covered hands to his side in balled fists, the boy darts all of his attention to the little projection. He does not say a word. Rather, he springs into a sprint after the leader. After all, he may just end up vanishing otherwise. The mist, unnoticed, thickens at the follower’s sides. It twists and bends the path he blindly takes. The invisible trail weaves back and forth for a time either far too long or far too short, and by the time he reaches the end, it leaves him dizzy. Much to his surprise, however, the sight that awaits is one even his spinning head can recognize: the familiar setting of a cracked stone pedestal covered by overgrowth. Twisted vines and roots reach up and overwhelm the shape while blue-and-white buds gather at the edge. He lifts his eyes, expecting to see the face of his guardian. Rather, his wide eyes rest on the glass-like face of a blue spirit. In her presence, the flowers bloom.
“Master. Master, she is waiting for you.” The spirit begins, her tone blank yet smooth like the echoes of rushing water. “Your fate has long been laid out before you… and now, the time has come. Do not keep her waiting, Master… Link.” Link blinks a few times, pointing at himself as if the stranger could possibly mean a different “Link.” “Link.” The hollow figure’s voice suddenly changes entirely as she continues. “Link. Link. Link!” She mimics, repeating near infinitely, until—
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pupika-samika · 6 months
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Hyrule Vs. Trains
Hyrule went to visit Dawn and Aurora and is now coming home. It's not going as expected
A modern retelling of my own journey complete with Hyrule getting lost, Legend losing his goddamn marbles, and Warrior being as helpful as he can while finding the situation ridiculous as possible
CW: Legend, Hyrule and Warriors mouths
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GroupChat: Wars lost boys
11:12 AM Hyrule: Leaving the airport now, will text when I get off the train
11:12 AM Legend: Have fun
11:32 AM Hyrule: I lied
11:32 AM Hyrule: Didn't know I couldn't get out the train station without a ticket 🧍
11:33 AM Hyrule: Had to go back to the airport to steal their wifi to unlock my card then ride back to the station to get the ticket
11:33 AM Hyrule: Next trains at 12:21 so you'll see me sometime today
11:33 AM Legend: Have fun I guess
11:33 AM Legend: Not like you've been gone for a week and I miss you or anything
11:34 AM Hyrule: I'm trying 😭
~~~
GroupChat: Wars lost boys
12:44 PM Hyrule: Hey uh
12:44 PM Hyrule: Akkala is on the way to Castle Town right
12:44 PM Warrior: Oh hylia
12:44 PM Warrior: Let me ask Time
12:45 PM Legend: Twilight said it was but it's a very roundabout way of going since you came from Labrynna and are trying to go to Castle Town
12:48 PM Hyrule: Just wanted to ask
~~~
DM: Hyrule and Legend
1:31 PM Hyrule: [Link to Life360 circle join)
1:31 PM Hyrule: Wait Legend I think I fucked up
1:31 PM Legend: That's so random
1:31 PM Legend: What
1:31 PM Legend: Hyrule???
1:38 PM Hyrule: I fucked up
1:38 PM Hyrule: I'm in Termina
1:38 PM Legend: Hyrule
1:38 PM Legend: Respectfully
1:38 PM Legend: How
1:38 PM Legend: Give me a second
1:38 PM Legend: Ok I talked to Time, he said if you catch a train at Termina and take it to Ordon, you should be able to catch a train from Ordon to Castle Town
1:39 PM Legend: Wars bought you a ticket and he's gonna send it now
1:40 PM Legend: Hyrule???
~~~
DM: Hyrule and Warrior
1:39 PM Warrior: [ticket.png]
1:39 PM Warrior: Hyrule please
1:39 PM Warrior: If you don't get on that train there won't be another one till 3 or 4
1:39 PM Warrior: Keep us updated please
1:54 PM Hyrule: :-)
~~~
DM: Hyrule and Dawn
1:37 PM Dawn: You should've landed by now, on your way home yet?
1:55 PM Hyrule: Had a little issue where I got on the wrong train
1:55 PM Hyrule: Leg and War are finding the right one now
1:56 PM Dawn: Oh Hylia
1:55 PM Dawn: You'll get home soon though right?
1:58 PM Hyrule: I hope
~~~
DM: Hyrule and Aurora
1:56 PM Hyrule: So uh
1:56 PM Aurora: I don't wanna know
1:56 PM Aurora: Do you need me to send you rupees
1:57 PM Hyrule: No I just wanted to say that the only reason I'm lost is because you made me stay up late watching anime and we didn't go to bed till almost 1
1:57 PM Hyrule: So I may or may not had accidentally fell asleep on the train and didn't notice
1:57 PM Aurora: Just text me when you get home
~~~
GroupChat: Wars lost boys
1:58 PM Hyrule: I have no fucking clue where tf I am rn :-)
1:58 PM Hyrule: See you tomorrow
1:58 PM Legend: You better not get fucking lost I swear
~~~
GroupChat: Wars lost boys
2:39 PM Hyrule: I keep getting on the wrong train
2:39 PM Hyrule: So at this point fuck it
2:39 PM Hyrule: I'll see you guys when I see you guys
2:39 PM Hyrule: Fuck the Hyrule way, I'm doing this the Traveler way
2:40 PM Warrior: Please tell me the traveler way doesn't include train hopping until you find the right train
2:44 PM Warrior: Hyrule why haven't you answered yet
2:50 PM Legend: Hyrule where tf are you going??? I can't tell what your location is
2:51 PM Warrior: [Missed Call]
2:54 PM Warrior: [Missed Call]
2:56 PM Warrior: [Missed Call]
2:57 PM Legend: [Missed Call]
2:58 PM Legend: [Missed Call]
3:04 PM Warrior: [Missed Call]
3:08 PM Legend: [Missed Call]
3:10 PM Warrior: Hyrule I swear to fucking Hylia when you get home I'm beating the shit out of you
3:10 PM Warrior: Please tell me you got on the right train
3:10 PM Hyrule: Almost accidentally went to Labrynna and Hytopia lmao
3:11 PM Hyrule: Luckily the conductors noticed I had a Hyrulian pass so they told me right away but wow
3:11 PM Legend: Hyurle I swear to Hylia
3:11 PM Legend: Please tell me you got on the right train
3:11 PM Warrior: Where are you???
3:11 PM Hyrule: I'm in uh
3:11 PM Hyrule: I'm in Gerudo Desert
3:11 PM Hyrule: I'm not on a train right now
3:11 PM Hyrule: I'm still at the station trying to figure out which train to get on
3:12 PM Warrior: Ok don't get on a train yet, I'm going to find which train you have to get on
3:18 PM Warrior: Ok you have to get on a train to the great platue then from there you should be able to transfer and get another to Castle Town
3:20 PM Warrior: Hello?
3:20 PM Legend: Oh my fucking Hylia Hyrule please
3:48 PM Legend: [Missed Call]
4:01 PM Warrior: [Missed Call]
4:28 PM Legend: I swear to Hylia we're getting that kid a phone with data next time
4:28 PM Warrior: You think he's going by himself next time?
4:29 PM Legend: Hylia no
4:37 PM Hyrule: I WENT TO FUCKING HYTOPIA
4:37 PM Legend: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO HYTOPIA
4:37 PM Legend: UNLESS YOU TOOK THE EPONA EXPRESS IT SHOULD'VE STOPPED RIGHT BEFORE YOU LEFT HYRULE
4:37 PM Hyrule: Well you see
4:37 PM Hyrule: About that
4:37 PM Warrior: Oh my Hylia
4:38 PM Legend: Where the fuck are you Hyrule
4:40 PM Warrior: We're never going to see him again
4:40 PM Warrior: I'll prepare his funeral
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Wars lost boys
5:35 PM Hyrule: Can someone call a ride I'm at Castle Town and don't wanna walk
5:35 PM Warrior: Oh my Hylia you're alive
5:35 PM Warrior: I'll do that now
5:35 PM Warrior: Don't get on anymore fucking trains
5:35 PM Hyrule: I'm cold :(
5:36 PM Legend: I could genuinely not care any less
5:36 PM Legend: Stay where you are I'm coming to get you
5:37 PM Warrior: Guess I'm not calling a cab
5:38 PM Warrior: Wait how many trains did you get on without a ticket???
5:38 PM Hyrule: Idk
5:38 PM Hyrule: Like 5 or 6?
5:38 PM Warrior: And they just
4:38 PM Warrior: Didn't question you?
5:38 PM Hyrule: No lmao
5:38 PM Hyrule: The second ticket you bought expired halfway through the train from Lanayru to Hateno
5:39 PM Hyrule: And from there the conductors either didn't check, told me it was expired and I had to get off at the next stop (I didn't) or told me the train didn't go to Castle Town
5:39 PM Warrior: They probably thought you were a lost child
5:39 PM Hyrule: I was
~~~
6:13 PM Legend: I'm outside the train station where the fuck are you
6:13 PM Legend: Hyrule I swear to Hylia where are you
6:20 PM Warrior: ?????
6:20 PM Legend: I didn't see his car so I was still in the station waiting
6:20 PM Legend: Hyrule btw
6:20 PM Legend: On the way home now :-)
5:21 PM Warrior: I told Time what happened and I've never seen the old man look so disappointed yet laugh so hard
6:21 PM Warrior: I told him how lost you got and how you were supposed to be home around 1 and he fell to the floor laughing
6:21 PM Warrior: It was kinda scary
6:21 PM Legend: 😔
6:22 PM Legend: We'll be home soon 😗✌️
6:22 PM Warrior: Alright lmao
6:22 PM Warrior: See you when you get here
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