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hogans-heroes · 1 month

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Wake up folks new absolute Legend on TikTok

#WHEEZING DYING #lol #the combo of horror recipes and personality is unmatched

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k9emote · 4 days

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Shit ton of laugh / giggle emotes. my god Animated & static

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greeenbeaaan · 21 days

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shout out to that one time that the police commissioner had lloyd backed into a corner and he put his hands up and said “if you don’t believe me, pull the trigger”

then just proceeds to fucking ran away

#ninjago #lego ninjago #lloyd garmadon #ninjago lloyd #skybound #it’s so funny #i can’t watch that scene without dying #utterly wheezing

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frnkiebby · 3 months

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happy valentine’s day~🎃

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midnigtartist · 6 months

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This is what peak performance looks like

#im fucking wheezing and dying #IM SORRY GALE

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ruby-static · 2 years

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Random stupid things from the modern world that I (and my brother) think would kill Phillip/Belos on sight:

Teenagers insulting his drip, apparently. (Given what happened with Luz.)

Look me in the eyes and tell me that man knows what a fucking car is. That man takes one step outside and immediately gets his crusty ass hit.

One second on TikTok and that man is done for.

On that note, one look at Twitter and that crusty bitch just immediately keels over-

You know what? Just the internet in general.

Every single drink from a soda fountain mixed together will immediately end his crusty existence.

A single Jolly Rancher would do that musty ass in.

Literally anything vaguely spicy would kill this crusty ancient fuck on impact.

Modern music in general, but play "I Want It That Way" by The Backstreet Boys specifically and his ancient ass is done.

One step inside of a McDonald's and his colonial ass just withers away.

Emos.

Weird Al Yankovic. No particular reason, I just think he has that power.

(Feel free to add on if you want!)

#The Owl House #Owl House #TOH #Emperor Belos #Phillip Wittebane #The Owl House Spoilers #Owl House Spoilers #TOH Spoilers #The Owl House Season 2B Spoilers #Owl House Season 2B Spoilers #TOH Season 2B Spoilers #I have no idea just what the hell I'm on #but my brother and I were wheezing making this damn list-#The sheer comedy of Belos/Phillip seeing the modern human world and just. dying.#(If anyone actually adds on I will fucking cry-)

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cerealmonster15 · 2 months

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sketching practice with pinterest image suggestions + um. those two guys again. i dont know how to draw anyone else. 🐙🐍

#twisted wonderland #twst #jamiazu #jamil viper #azul ashengrotto #cereal tries to draw #um!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i realized with each one i kept putting them on the same sides lol thats just sorta where the vibes went #dude drawing kisses is so hard. drawing a neck angled up is so hard. drawing is so hard. where am i #ive been coughing for like a week or 2 straight blease help allergy season is Killing Me #just imagine me sitting and coughing like a dying animal every few seconds while drawing #anyway im in some sort of STATE so i figure i gotta get out as much as i can #i halted at 3 LOL but my frined and i were sketching earlier so #this was my aftermath #now i gotta go finish my hat im crocheting!!!!!!#or ill go to sleep idk it's already getting late teehee ummm #cough cough wheeze and sneeze ok byeeeeee #btw this is what like 90% of my sketchbooks irl look like #just messy sketches of jamiazu that i dont show anyone LOL jkfldsjfkldsjfklsdjfklsjd #sorry ive had twst brainrot for nearly 4 years straight IM DISEASED

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hogoflight · 9 months

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You’ve got “Apollo’s voice sounds beautiful and melodious to everyone who hears it”, but consider: he ALSO laughs like a raven.

#Apollo #Raven #My guy goes *wheeze* *silent dying* RAKRAKRKRKA

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biohazard-inevitable · 4 months

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My favorite crochawk art style exaggerations simplified

This is basically what i love most in crocodile or mihawk fanart

#one piece #crochawk #sir crocodile #dracule mihawk #please im dying laughing at this #this was like a 30 second doodle in my brain its not supposed to be good #im WHEEZING #love square as fuck crocodile with giant mouth and tiny eyes #and round boi mihawk with the LARGEST eyes ever #like the blue eyes meme but yellow

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 2 months

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Fantasy Wally but he talks to everyone like this one tumblr post I can’t find where the warlock calls the party “chat” and the god/demon patron “mod(s)”

“Hey mod this guy’s being mean. Kick em.”

*bandit dies a thousand deaths in the span of a millisecond*

Something like that 😂

this Immediately made me picture Wally & Home making a (poorly set up & executed) joke where Frank is being A Lot while Home is unfolded and Wally just goes "mod, chat is being too loud. ban them" & Home fully grabs Frank and starts to drag him into the building

#barnaby saw the joke. he's wheezing #sally julie and howdy are also laughing bc they see barn's reaction and go Ohhhh Theyre Fuckin Around #but i imagine everyone else Panics lmfaooo #frank's fully convinced home has had enough and is about to eat his soul #wally - dying inside - has to Apologize #that terrible feeling when you try to make a joke or do a bit but it goes the Opposite way... eugh #wh fantasy au #rambles from the bog #frank: and THATS why we can't take this job! because-#home: *fuckign Gets Him*#frank: *screaming*#im finding i like thinking about how home interacts with everyone. what sort of dynamics might arise...#wally allowing home to posess him so it can try out one of julie's games <3 #home almost immediately taps out <3 #ALSO I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT POST YOU'RE REFERENCING. I LOVE THAT POST. THANK YOU

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medicalunprofessional · 8 months

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