#WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITHOUT HIM

[chaewonshoney]

—SWEET (S)TALKER –s.jy

₊˚⊹ pairing: idol!bf!jake x gn!reader ⭒ warnings: swearing, mentions of stalking, petnames. word count: 604. LIB! ｡⋆˚ genre: fluff, drabble, est. relationship. songs to listen while reading: Bam Yang Gang by BIBI ⤷ ˖ ֗𖦹 a/n: none!

After the whole day at college, you are currently walking to your apartment. the streets are quiet and the rain seems to have stopped, as the last drops slowly drip from the trees, the roads are slippery, faded moonlight illuminated the path up ahead. The stars seemed to have been dimmed by the grey clouds ahead and all was silent... save for the sound the grasshoppers chirring and soft footsteps on the wet sidewalks. Your heart was far from caring if someone was  following you from behind. Feeling the melancholy creeping your chest, you took a long breath. Jake a.k.a the love of your life has certainly been very busy with his schedule to see you or spend some time with you. But he didn't forget to send you the good mornings and good night to his prettiest girl so far, yet you were... Well you felt greedy at this point, but you had the right anyway.

Listening to the argument between your two selves, you suddenly felt a vague presence of something, more like someone behind you... Being afraid enough to look behind, you focus on the shadow of that "someone" on the sidewalk, his reflection seemed more like oddly familiar and comforting now. Shutting your eyes close, you take some deep breaths to turn to face the presence...

Shit? Why is this guy running towards you? Without having any time to think properly, you start running towards the front direction too, are you scared? Kind of. But are you having fun? Yes.

After running in the literal street like two cat and mouse, you stop to catch on your breath, the stalker— well, shit, you can't name him anything else right? Your grip tightens on your knees as you exhale some more, and the guy is already close to approaching you—

"JAKE YOU DIRTY MOTHERFUCKER!!!" You yell at the guy, well, your boyfriend who wasn't really supposed to be the stalker, no? "Whoa whoa whoa, princess! Calm down? It's just me? Remember? The pretty boyfriend of yours?" He holds his arms up in surrender as you smack his shoulder softly enough but he was dramatic anyway, "Shut the fuck up, will ya?" You roll your eyes at the sight of him dramatically putting his hand on his chest as if he was hurt, "Shit, Princess! That hurts~ Do you know where that hurts?" Giving you the puppy eyes, he reaches for your tiny hands to his chest, "Literally here. Straight in the heart," But to his misfortune, he only gets the stink eyes back from his way-too-soft girlfriend, "Don't even try that," "try what, love?" You roll your eyes to hide the shy, bright shade of scarlet rising on your cheeks, "Try sweet talking with me, definitely not when you were some sort of stalking me as well. And to let you know, I am thinking of banning the L-word for you," "Oh my, holy shit, Y/N, don't even think of it! I don't want to know how it feels to be a monastic. And I wasn't stalking you, my love, it's not my fault if my gee eff is a half-blind Dora the Explorer, right?" He brings you closer to him while yapping— well, saying all these to you, his arms wrapping around your waist as he talks, "I am NAWT half-blind Dora the Explorer, Sim Jaeyun!!!" "Not the government name, Princess. How "the love of my life" sounds?" "I am not falling for your sweet talking today." He wiggles his eyebrows with the knowing playful expression, "Wanna bet?"

Oh, this wasn't supposed to be it.

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[iheartjameshetfield]

james please just one chance i’ll be good i’ll swallow

#it’s not fair #ITS NOT FAIRRRRR #JUST ONCE #IM OKAY WITH ONE TIME #JUST #PLEASE #JAMES PLEASE #LIKE IDK WHAT ELSE TO SAY EXCEPT FOR PLEASE #THIS IS NOT OKAY #no one talk to me #im being deadass rn no one talk to me until this man is in my possession #what the fuck am i supposed to do without him #james hetfield #james hetfield metallica #metallica smut #james hetfield smut

[lovelytech9902]

god i miss him so fucking much 😭

#is it weird that there is a physical ache in my chest when i think about him? #what the fuck am i supposed to do without them? #screaming crying throwing up #i miss tech hour #emotional support nerd #i stay delusional idc #end credits can be rolling on the final episode and i’ll still think he’s alive #i miss him goddammit #come home already #tech is alive #the bad batch #clone force 99 #tbb season 3

[larrythefloridaman]

WOAH, HE'S BIGENDER? I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!

#hey. hey. im just saying. he LITERALLY 'transed his gender' in a diagetic bit in orange. and if that wasnt enough. #in blue he disguised himself as squid jenny specifically with larry's powers (the only thing hes done with them on screen) #got caught by his god-assigned roles-obsessed caretaker. and was given the label of being something intrinsically unescapably deceitful. #while 'pretending' to be trans girl. #like. if i wasnt pretty sure it was all an accident i might even call the allegory here slightly heavy-handed. #with the nccts emphasizing a theme of 'youre not just what people say you are #you can be more than one thing at the same time' with crim #i think crimson can have boygirl swag. some bigender pizzazz. i think he deserves it. #is it REALLY a cpu kerfuffle arc without a subversive narratively relevant gender-transing. #am i supposed to believe the spirit of deviance himself is cis? get fucking real. grow up. /silly #also a lil crimtoinette in there. just for flavor. because i cant help myself. #also sidenote the nccts have given him this cute lil tendency #to tip his hat down to hide his face when hes trying to be Genuine or Thoughtful or Poignant. and i enjoy that little touch #i maybe like this guy a little too much. hes most of what ive drawn for months. #but what do you want from me. i read him as a queercoded villain deconstructed at the metanarrative level. #am i just supposed to be normal about that. #me and zia talked about this in dms and discovered. we came to a lot of the same conclusions. completely independently. lmao

[ef-1]

Damon Hill: *talking*

Daniel: uhmm-

Legendary King in the background: Daniel I love you!

Daniel: thank you! I don't know if yous heard that, he said he loves me :D <3

🏳️‍🌈~

#what am I supposed to do without him next year #im fucking horrified i love him so much #f1 #daniel ricciardo #abu dhabi gp 2022

[nutria--oscura]

Actual depiction of my expression whilst walking around my room for the past 20mins after listening to 'When Terry Met Terry'

"holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy sh-"

#just add smudged eyeliner and it will be even more accurate #how am i supposed to function after this ep? #i have prom on friday how am i supposed to socialize with people without thinking about tj and grant??? #tj knowing what's going to happen but not knowing who's doing it #grant's scream of pain after killing someone who was essentially like a brother to him #fuck man #just fuck #dndads spoilers #dndaddies #dndads #dungeons and daddies

[mummer]

i know the fascism intrinsic to zionism is obviously apparent on the face of it but it is really illustrative of Something that it has my so-called liberal father posting links to fucking prageru videos trying to manufacture consent for the murder of palestinian children

#i seriously dont know what to fucking do anymore i feel so lost and bleak and cant go to anyone with it #one of the posts was so deeply disturbing i find it utterly unforgivable. one of the most truly depraved things ive ever read #hopeless fruitless pointless #i cant fight him but i cant just smile and wave. Whats my option here. Cage cage forever. #i dont think i can ever forgive this and the worst part is i cant forget it lol #when we first started fighting when i was in high school it was about zionism!!! that was pointless too #but when he said shitty things then i didnt have a record of what he was saying. i’ll have this screenshot forever #how am i supposed to talk to him tomorrow without sobbing. Lol. #i have to go blow my brains out #delete later. I guess

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Me: [gets recognition for doing something good, completely of my own volition, with no outside influence whatsoever]

My dad: “I know you did something wonderful; but I want to say one thing to you: Never forget Jehovah. He’s the reason why you tick the way you do.”

Dad? I am one step away from opening the metaphorical can of beans and having to tape it shut again for the second time within the span of a year. My sanity is hanging on one fucking thread. Do not do this to me. Please. For once in your sorry fucking life do not do this to me, or anyone else. I feel like I’m being punished. Stop it.

#exjw #I know what he’s gonna fucking do. He’s gonna hold me up as an example of how wonderful Jehovah’s organization is #AT THE CEREMONY I AM INVITED TO #Can’t I have just ONE (what is supposed to be) happy moment to myself without him ruining it? #vent post #“Yeesssss my daughter is amazing isn’t she? Do you want to know WHY she saved someone? Hm? #Because she’s one of Jehovah’s Witnesses and she believes in the sanctity of all life and also the moral of the Good Samaritan parable.” #And I can’t uninvite them. God I wish I hadn’t told them about any of my achievements. #ex cult #This is why I’m moving out #“I want to frame it.” No! You don’t get to frame it. I don’t want it framed. I’d rather have it in a folder. #Because it’s my award; not yours; and certainly not your imaginary deity’s #I’m already uncomfortable with praise as it is; don’t make it worse

[clits-and-clips]

Can't even pick a movie because everything reminds me of him

#txt #put the simpsons movie on 3 nights in a row cause its juat #just #not a reminder lol its the only thing #8 years of watching shit while in a relationship #and its all #a #reminder #i legit havent wanted to die so badly since i was a teenager #everything is fucking agitating me #i cant handle it #i csnt #i donnnnnnnttttttt wanna do this #omg #im going insane aha #he comes here and it makes him sad so i said dont come here anymore #but i need to see hi. #him #and talk to hjm #but he said im messaging too much when i asked #so what the fuck am i supposed to do #cant sleep without something on BECAUSE of him ahaha #the fucking irony man

[vrainydays]

well, at least I had the amazing opportunity to attend the d-day tour 🥺

#but still this news makes me sad as fuck #like... what am i supposed to do without him for TWO YEARS???? #i'm in pain #vale speaks #text.

[iheartjameshetfield]

YALL I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE

#I NEED HIM OR ELSE I WILL EXPLODE #WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITHOUT HIM #IS HE EVEN REAL???? #OH MY FUCK #I WOULD LET HIM DO WHATEVER HE WANTS TO ME #I DONT CARE #LITERALLY WHATEVER HE WANTS #I EXIST ONLY TO MAKE HIM HAPPY #I WILL KMS HES SO #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #james please give me a chance #i’ll be good #i swear #just #please #💔💔💔💔 #metallica #james hetfield #james hetfield metallica

[bonetrousledbones]

i say that i dont share my ocs much because im embarrassed but the truth is i’m still trying to decondition myself from drawing papyrus shapes for seven years straight

#trousled rambles #i've had him nailed down for years but at what cost.................... #gnashes teeth ITS SUCH A NICE RECOGNIZABLE SILHOUETTE AND IM JUST SUPPOSED TO??? MAKE SOMETHING DIFFERENT AND ORIGINAL??????????? #SIGH the body i can do . okay enough thanks to ebony's design but i still cant fucking draw a head without starting with Papyrus Skull Shape #which becomes especially problematic when i am drawing Actual Real Humans Whose Faces Do Not Look Like Skulls #sobbing how the FUCK do i draw sharp cheekbones on a human face

[quietwingsinthesky]

watching taxi driver but what i am actually seeing is the elaborate alternate version im constructing in my head where lucifer has to escort sam through hell in order to save bela, who didn't deserve the fate she got, and sam is so filled with hope that he can right this wrong and complete the trial and then when they get there she's a demon <3

#'escorts' thats what lucifer intends to do anyway but it turns out that hell Likes sam #hell wants to be what sam wants. it will shape itself for him. #sam wants hallways and easy to find souls? sam is getting hallways and easy to find souls #and cages of course. sam expects cages. so there are cages. #anyway. cue lucifer getting increasingly upset that hell is out of his control. because it isn't fully in sam's either. #meaning they're both in a pretty vulnerable position. lucifer less so he could break out of this pit. not the cage but regular hell? easy. #but sam could get snagged on something on the way out. torn to bits. eaten alive. and lucifer doesn't want that. #anyway back to bela. they do find her. she's long since turned to a demon. it's a way of survival down here and she survives #and she doesn't fucking want sam to help her. in her own words she'd say how she's nearly clawed her way out of the pit herself #that sam wants to take her deeper in to take her out and fuck that she's almost made it on her own #and add to that that a demon aint going to heaven. so now what. #(well now is the time for arguing and sam being like We Don't Have Time And I Can't Leave You Behind Without Being Broken By Guilt. #lucifer (not helpful): what if i just catch her and drag her out. || Sam & Bela: NO. #i do think bela accompanies them out i think she sees that she has to #(forgot to mention. bobby is not in hell in this au. because we don't need him to save.) #anyway my point MY POINT is. they still need to save Someone. and sam's like. who am i supposed to find. #the answer is jake talley btw. who has not broken to hell in all this time. and is quite despised by the current leadership. #(also. down the bloodline to be a potential lucifer vessel. so when lucifer sees him he goes <3 hiiiii.) #and all four of them dig their way out of the pit. jake goes to heaven. he and sam have A Moment. #and bela is like cool :) thanks :) now fuck off and leave me alone i hate you die and goes to do demon shit #idk. thoughts.

[minarcana]

#ok guess what fuckers youre going to be on another tag ramble adventure with me #ive been afflicted with the same images in my brain tumbling around and the only way to free my brain is to write them out #and anyways i have been contemplating wol au uri for a bit due to various reasons (he came up and then i got this image and couldnt be free #shb with uri as the wol is. after killing vauthry. he is SO fucked up that raha STILL wont just let him die #he was supposed to have raha send him to the rift with the light and let him die there but now that he cant stop him rahas taking it himsel #and theres the whole. 'no we really cannot have the wol die.' thing. #that makes it infinitely worse to uri. him just yelling through blood to let him die! let him have his turn! he WANTS to die! #the idea of bring told that the wol CANT die makes it so much more unfair to him #'you wouldnt know what to do if i died? i didnt know what to do for years after louisoux died! i still dont know what to do without moenbry #da! papalymo can sacrifice himself and everyone adapts! shtola has thrown herself to the lifestream twice! minfilia died! i had to stay sil #ent and let ryne choose her own path if she died or not! i cant tell people that i would be lost yet everyone gets to tell ME that? #do you think i am better than them do you think them worth less why do they have the right to die and i do not!' #he is SO SO SO much worse as a wol and it falls out in one outburst after hes quizzed as to why he thought he could sacrifice himself #but he also realizes that its really fucked up to say that aloud so yknow. yknow what. yknow. #hell bottle up all his feelings and then one day hell either die or start crying and it looks like he aint allowed to die! #he still takes the aid from ardbert at amaurot with the statement that #'if i dont try and save who i might then ill never be able to face moenbryda' #anyways cannot stop thinking about me giving uri the echo like 'this will be funny!' and hes just 'my life has become infinitely worse' #HEAD IN MY HANDS

[im-smart-i-swear]

Does Jiro has ghost like abilities (possession, ability to levitate things, etc etc) or does she just live in Shiro's head?

when i created this au, i thought the best option would be for her to be unable to interact with the physical world in any way(including possesion), beacuse i really wanted to lean into her isolation and how it affects her....... and while thats something i still want to emphasise here, lately ive been toying with the idea of jiro being able to impact the physical world somehow(though it still being fairly limited). i think letting her have some control could have a lot of potential! buuuut i also have no idea what abilities i want her to have lol

For now i think im not gonna give her any telekinetic abilities, bc i feel like it would be giving her too much power......... if she could throw shit, shed go APESHIT with it. it would made things too easy for her. i'm sorry babygirl but i'm NOT giving you the possibilty to throw knives and other sharp objects, i dont trust you to not kill someone:/

i really like the idea of her being able to temporarily posses her old body in certain circumstances tho- maybe when shiros uncouncious?? or like when hes is very tired or heavily injured she can kind of 'squeeze through' and take control back for a few minutes???? idk. i think this could be a very cool ability to give her- it cant be frequently used but can also be very helpful, and also theres so much potential for ✨shenanigans✨here>:) oh god i could put these fuckers in so many Situations with this..........

uhhh. so basically i think all of her influence on the physical world are through shiro. shes here bc of her connection to her old body, and thus its the only way for her to interact with anyone besides him- and shes NOT HAPPY about this(neither is shiro).

#ask #thank you for this ask!! it made me think more in depth about jiros abilities and come up with this so thanks<33333 #if you have any ideas pls share them with me cause im still not really 100% set on everything lol #also im making a new tag for this au -> #two distasters au #bc. theres two of them.. and theyre both Mentally Unwell #also im gonna use this ask as an excuse to ramble about jiros motivation and character a bit- #okay. so i feel like the most importrant things about jiro are her tunnel vision and self-rightiousness #she gets really focused on one thing at a time and then fixates on it so much that she doesnt see how her behavior affects others #so when she gets evicted from her own body her first reaction isnt 'oh god this is such a messed up and dehumanizing thing to do to your #friend. what the FUCK guys' #its instead 'oh COME ON how am i supposed to be the black paladin without a physical body??? what the FUCK guys' #and bc deep down she KNOWS that if she ever stopped and thought about her situation for like 5 seconds shed just fuckin BREAK. so. she #doesnt do that. #and bc her self worth hinges on being the black paladin #she is really protective of tha title and tries her hardest to make sure shiro knows just how much better at paladin-ing she is than him #and that he wouldnt be able to keep the role without her help #she doesnt have any sense of personhood besides her job and so she clings to it desperately #the same applies to her gender #when jiro gets a new body(did i mention that???? i feel like i forgot to mention that. whoopsie???) he #(sometimes im gonna use he/him for jiro for when im showing things from a certain characters perspective cause thats what pronouns #she was using at the time)(if thats not okay i can stop tho) was trying very hard to pretend that hes just Shiro No. 2 and nothing more #to kinda 'make things easier for everyone' and bc he could FEEL the gender crisis approaching and was just. dead set on ignoring it and #hoping those feelings would go away(spoiler- they very much didnt. it just made things so so much Worse) #so anyway. basically jiro is a person obsesed with being Good Enough and respected but also lacks the experience patience and foresight #wnich results in her ignoring everyone and everything else to focus on doing her job Correctly #does this makes sense?? im still figuring shit out with her but thats what ive got rn

[chompe-diem]

You seem similarly insane about Brian Murphy as I am and I love you I pay for a dropout subscription 70% because he's on it sometimes he makes my brain go crazy I'm not parasocial about this (but I am so close)

hiiiiiii hiiiii hello yes i'm super duper normal about brian murph murphy (lying hard!!) ur so valid anon, there's a lot of Great content on dropout but how much of it do i use to just rewatch the murph adventuring academy and the first 10 min of "it happened" adv party where they talk about murph murphing all over the dice? honest answer is: Too Much.

😔 it's embarrassing how long i've been stanning white boys but in my defence, uuhhhhhhhhh. look i just love someone who is just A Guy and then also knows a lot about stuff and also likes doing a lot of work. exactly my type. it's probably the gender envy idk

anyways yes i think murph is v cool and neat and i try to be a Normal Amount of Parasocial abt him but also he's just neat i think !!!!! he's an awesome dm and when he talks about dm-ing and d&d stuff i think he can say some pretty helpful things, even when the gang's bein silly! and he writes cool campaigns and plots and encounters and makes characters that aren't afraid to be sillysad or cringefail pathetic etc. and yes i like it when he's knowledgeable about mechanics and stuffffffff so anyways the conclusion is bRING MURPH BACK ONTO ADVENTURING ACADEMY- *gunshot*

no but pls just let him talk about stuff i just wanna hear him talk abt stuff just let him back on adventuring academy so i can have an hour of him (and brennan ig) talkin about his d&d dm stuff pls

#am i supposed to have an ask tag #brian murphy #<- that may have been a mistake but i'm lookin for the murph stans soooo yeah #anon idk if we're mutuals already but i hope we are ! :D #i just think it's neat when murph talks abt his d/&d stuff!!!! #if i was a white guy i'd wanna be murph #<- ok thats pretty jokey but like. genuinely #there's a lot of myself that i relate 2 him in what he's talked abt on nadd/pod n stuff [/parasocial] #as well as there being a lot abt him that i like. aspire to be ig. that sounds a little cringey silly but yknow?? idk #also my chances of being normal about him were fucking Gone once i heard him say uhhh #“nothing comes to me without insane effort” [from a hbs short rest btw] #bc yeah i relate so hard. it's just nice to have a guy out there doin it well who said 'i have to try rlly hard to do things' bc me too man #but ya. i cld talk abt this white man extensively (😔) but i try 2 reign it in somewhat #bc if i Must be horrifically parasocial i will try to do it not in public #ah yes the other thing i have in common with murph is that cardinal sense of shame 😌 #mine is lessened bc i've been on tumblr so long but believe me it's definitely There lol