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anthurak · 1 year

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I posted 5,914 times in 2022

That's 304 more posts than 2021!

502 posts created (8%)

5,412 posts reblogged (92%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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@luimnigh

@friendly-neighboorhoodtrashcan

@maxiemumdamage

@tumblezwei

I tagged 2,698 of my posts in 2022

#rwby - 1,749 posts

#ruby rose - 709 posts

#weiss schnee - 502 posts

#rwby ice queendom - 412 posts

#white rose - 336 posts

#otp - 296 posts

#lol - 236 posts

#gundam - 205 posts

#rwby ice queendom spoilers - 200 posts

#yang xiao long - 198 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#don't act like she's not going to absolutely have both blonde open-shirt guy and planetary pigtail girl in her harem in a couple episodes xd

My Top Posts in 2022:

So, uh... here’s an interesting trend I’ve noticed over Volumes 6, 7 and 8:

Volume 6: Ruby uses a big heroic speech to bait Cordovin into taking a shot at here, thus revealing her cannon’s weak-spot for Ruby to take out.

Volume 7: Ruby needles Harriet’s competitive streak in order to bait her into chasing her around for the entire RWBY vs. Ace-Ops fight, thereby keeping Harriet distracted and unable to help her teammates.

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1,189 notes - Posted June 2, 2022

One of my favorite things about Control is just how completely and utterly nuts/bonkers/GONE the FBC is as one of these ‘secret government blackops’ groups.

Like this is a trope we’re all fairly familiar with at this point; some secret government organization formed to monitor, contain and research all kinds of weird shit and keep it secret from the public. Also they may or may not have kinda gone totally rogue somewhere along the way and might now answer only to themselves at this point in a ‘who watches the watchers?’ commentary on the need for oversight.

But the more you find out about the Federal Bureau of Control, the more it becomes clear they just so utterly past ANY of that by the time the game begins. And have been for basically the last fifty some odd years.

Like here is a basic overview of the FBC that you learn within the first thirty or so minutes of the game: They are a secret government organization dedicated to the containment, cataloguing and research of supernatural artifacts and events. They are headquartered in what they call ‘The Oldest House’, a tall, imposing yet utterly nondescript building in the middle of New York City that is literally impossible for anyone to enter or even notice unless they already know about it. And the interior of the building is actually a twisting extradimensional labyrinth that also opens up to other dimensions/realities and might actually be the World Tree Yggdrasil. It also kind of hates any technology made in the last twenty years. And apparently Number 2 Pencils.

Oh, and the FBC doesn’t really report to the US Government. They report to a floating, inverted black pyramid that exists in a space outside of known reality that might also be the collective human subconscious. The pyramid is colloquially referred to as ‘The Board’ and they are an extradimensional entity/group of entities that appoints the Director of the FBC via the use of a physics-defying geometric gun called ‘The Service Weapon’ that is probably Excalibur/Mjolnir/every other legendary weapon in human myth. They also speak in word-salads and probably know they are in a video game.

See, back in 1964 when the FBC first discovered The Oldest House, they basically decided ‘WOW, this place is cool! Let’s make it our new headquarters!’ and promptly moved in. This was also when the current Director at the time found the Service Weapon within The Oldest House, made contact with/was chosen by The Board and from the point on the FBC really hasn’t answered to the US Government anymore.

Also, the Government basically doesn’t even know the Bureau even EXISTS anymore. Remember how The Oldest House has this kind of ‘Perception Filter’ that prevents almost anyone from entering it or even noticing it, which is how basically nobody can find it despite the fact that it is right in the middle of New York City? Well, after they moved in and became effective ‘residents’ of the house, this filter started applying to the FBC itself. They basically CAN’T be noticed or remembered at this point by anyone who isn’t part of the organization. The reason this secret organization can operate entirely off the grid and can’t be tracked is because they literally have freaky extradimensional reality-warping covering their tracks.

This is what I meant when I said that the FBC is just so far GONE. At this point, the FBC is itself a crazy, supernatural thing in and of itself.

Other fun details about the FBC include:

The Bureau facilities in The Oldest House are not powered by coal, oil or nuclear power. No, instead the lights are kept on by a former director who went a tad power-mad and lost control of his pyrokinesis, so the Bureau locked him up in a giant ‘Sarcophagus Containment’ unit and now use him as a power-generator. He also sometimes talks through the waste-disposal furnace to try and get people to bring him human sacrifices.

The maintenance sector of the FBC includes an area called the ‘Black Rock Quarry’. The so called ‘black rock’ is an extra-dimensional mineral that, among other things, blocks and dampens supernatural effects and abilities. Needless to say, the Bureau mines the stuff extensively. Now, despite being within The Oldest House, the Black Rock Quarry is an open-top quarry. To space.

One of the ways Bureau personnel get around is via pull-strings that show up all over The Oldest House. Pull a string three times and you are transported to the Oceanview Motel, a quaint little motel that probably exists outside of known reality because no one has ever been able to actually go or see outside the motel. Once you’re there, you just ring the bell on the front desk three times, do some random task and procure a room key. The key opens a door, but only one with an inverted black pyramid. From there, you pull another string and are transported back to somewhere else in The Oldest House. So basically a rather convoluted teleportation system. There are also doors with other symbols that probably go to other realities, but the Bureau hasn’t figured out how to open them. Though one does seem to lead to a void of malevolent darkness that feeds off human creativity and is currently holding one Alan Wake.

Also, the bureau’s janitor is probably a Finnish Sea God.

1,206 notes - Posted September 28, 2022

One particularly interesting detail I haven’t seen many people talking about is the fact that Ironwood has a prosthetic left arm at the start of Volume 8.

I mean, think about the implications here. Ironwood’s arm was badly injured in his fight with Watts, but it’s not like he actually LOST the arm.

It seriously looks like that in the scant few hours between the end of Volume 7 and the start of Volume 8, Ironwood decided that he wasn’t going to wait for his arm to heal and simply amputated it and had it replaced with another prosthetic.

Ironwood didn’t lose his left arm due to battle or self-sacrifice. He lost it due to his own impatience.

Now in the moment of Volume 8, this is a pretty stark indicator of Ironwood’s villainous turn and how much he’s started dehumanizing those around him. He’s flat out dehumanizing himself.

But in the broader context of Ironwood’s character, I really have to wonder: Is this even the FIRST time Ironwood has done this? Replace part of his body with machinery not out of necessity but out of convenience?

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1,240 notes - Posted March 17, 2022

So like, Belos/Phillip calls himself a ‘Witch Hunter’, but we all know what that really means, right? Considering just where and when he came from?

I mean, it seems only fitting in a show about Witches, the main villain turns out to be an actual seventeenth-century, New England, puritan witch hunter.

6,040 notes - Posted April 23, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Okay, random little detail I noticed on rewatch;

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7,132 notes - Posted May 28, 2022

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#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #so i was NOT expecting that Control post to blow up as much as it has XD

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spahhzy · 2 years

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Of Moonbases, Grimm Queens, Thrill Parks and Gradschemes prt 2. : The Big Bang!

This was complete bullshit!

"I WIN!"

Complete bullshit!

"THE POWER! THE POWER! I CAN CONTROL THEM ALL! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL...but not before we finish the game!"

Let's take a few steps back shall we?

Ruby and Co had ran around the moonbase collecting various instruments to power up the 'Focusing Stone and Golden Rod' in order to insert it into the pyramid device.

Why they were powering these things Ruby wouldn't tell them, so they followed the orders of their 'leader' to stop Salem from destroying all of Remnant.

Finally after a multitude of steps they at last were able to begin the final steps.

Ruby: Alright! Everything is going according to plan! Now time to charge up the Casimir Mechanism...carry the one and...hey! What's happening!

The big computer was going all haywire!

Ruby: Scanning for haxorz!

Ozma: Access denied Ruby!

Ruby: ....well we'll this is a surprise...Ozma how did yiu get into the computer?

Ozma: I know what your plan is Ruby and I WON'T let that happen.

Ruby: You headmaster are in no position to do ANYTHING because well...your dead and the little hellspawn is next!

Ozma: Stop this madness Ruby! If Jaune was here now what would he say!?

Ruby: Your Salem is the root cause for all this madness! Not I! You should have never taught Jaune that accursed technique! Now your Salem will have to pay the price for your foolishness...AGAIN!

Ozma: Please she is just a child now, she doesn't even know what she is doing!

Ruby: That's just too bad.

Ruby moved her finger to the delete button before mockingly waving at the screen.

Ruby: annnnd delete...goodbye Ozma!

Charging complete!

Ruby: Oh boy oh boy oh boy this is gonna be such fun!

She turned towards the rest of the group who had finished killing the grimm in that area.

Ruby: Come along all we can finally 'save the world!'

The gang traveled back to where the pyramid device.

Ruby: Quickly! Power up the machine!

And so began the charging process as they were killing grimm and filling up the essence canisters, Salem spoke in echoing demonic rage.

Salem: YOU WILL NEVER SUCCEED IN THIS RUBY!

Ruby: ignore her mad ramblings!

Salem: THE BLACKNESS WILL SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE, SOMETHING FAR MORE TERRIBLE THEN YOU LIES HERE!

Still the group kept killing and filling up the life essence canisters and Salem could do nothing to stop it.

Salem: RUBY YOU WILL TREMBLE IN FEAR I'LL SLICE YOU APART AND EXPOSE YOUR ROTTEN INNARDS SO YOU WILL BE JUDGED FOR WHAT YOU HAVE BECOME!

Yang: Sheesh Rubes she really really doesn't like you!

Ruby: It hurts me sooooo much hearing her wish for my death.

Weiss: How about we don't piss off the evil child grimm queen anymore yeah?

Nora: Just keep a smashing a fill up the machine come on Renny wooohooo!

Ren: I hope this all works out.

Blake: you and me both.

Salem: YOUR TEARS WILL TASTE SO SWEET WHEN YOU BEG FOR YOUR MISERABLE LIFE!

Grimm essence kept filling the canister, they were half way full.

Salem: YOU DID THIS! I WILL HAVE NO MERCY ON YOU FOR YOUR ARROGANCE!

Ruby: almost there everyone just keep going!

Salem: I WILL DESTROY ALL THOSE WHO HELPED YOU RUBY!

Yang: Your just mad that we're about to save the world again!

Weiss: Yes, let's just keep antagonizing a omnipotent being it's okay nothing bad will happen!

Yang: You need to lighten up Weiss! Ruby us about to save the day right Rubes!

Said Ruby was currently laughing manicaly and muttering about 'how long she had been waiting for this moment' and how 'she would finally get those damned voices to shut up'!

Yang: ...

Weiss: ...

Blake: we can question our leaders sanity later with some fish for now let's save the world!

Nora: Wooohooo pancake party!

Ren: I'll make some pancakes with the fish I guess with a side of tea too.

Salem: REMNANTS DESTRUCTION WILL LIE IN YOUR HANDS RUBY! YOU'RE SOFT!

Ding! All canisters are full!

Yang: Great now what do we do!

Yang looked back to the group who just shrugged

Ruby: hahahahaha finally the moment is at hand!

Ruby inserted the two artifacts into the slots at the bottom of the machine and before anyone could do anything the pyramid device began to whine.

Salem: No! Ozma please! Make her stop!

Ruby: ahahaha! Time to pay Salem!

Suddenly two lights came from both Salem and Ruby's body one red and one blue before the two lights swapped bodies, blue into Ruby and Red into Salem.

Now on to the present-

Weiss: what did that dolt do!?

Blake: how should I know just get Ruby off the ground now!

Yang rushed over to pick up her sister who was slowly getting up from the floor.

Yang: Ruby! Ruby are you alright...what the hell happened?

Ruby said nothing just groaned a bit before lifting her head and opened her eyes, Yang and the rest of the group gasped in surprise gone were silver eyes replaced with bright blue ones.

Ruby(Salem): I'm not Ruby you fools...

Yang: What do you mean of course your Ruby!

Ruby: in body yes but of souls? No.

Weiss: Then where is Ruby?

Ruby(Salem) pointed to the now Salem(Ruby) who quickly went back into the pyramid as the artifacts suddenly turned into dust.

Suddenly morw Grimm began to appear but this time with a slight change, now longer was it the menacing red color eyes but now they were ominous silver.

Yang: What the fuck did my sister do? Why are you in her body!?

Ruby(Salem): I did nothing!

Ren: Outside of trying to kill us.

Ruby(Salem) just glared at Ren for a few minutes but pouted soon after.

Ren: Did you just try to kill me with a glare?

Ruby(Salem): Yes! And usually it would work when I have Grimm to control but now...your sister...your leader is in control of them now.

Yang: How could this have happened where were the signs!

Weiss: oh I don't know...maybe she leaving for five years after Jaunes death was a start?

Blake: The crazy laughter, the insane ramblings she does when she thinks she is alone?

Ren: Not to mention all sick glee she gets when she fights the grimm?

Yang: Okay there were signs but we could have easily knocked it down to idk schizophrenia or something?

Ruby(Salem): It doesn't matter now just fight!

And fight the grimm they did and the battle raged on and on fighting on the moonbase.

Yang: Sucks to be the one on the receiving end of battling the horde huh Salem?

Ruby(Salem): it's not fair! I used to summon grimm and torment people! I don't like it!

Blake: Gee at least your honest...

Weiss: guys I don't know about you all but I'm running low on dust and my aura is getting to the red...

Ren: same...

Nora: just fill me up with syrup and I'm good to go Renny.

Ren: ...that means she's almost on E too.

Suddenly static began to fill the intercom system.

Ozma:hello if you are hearing this recording it means unfortunately Ruby has entered the device...

Ruby(salem): Ozma?

Everyone just kept fighting as they began listening to the intercom play out.

Ozma: If you free me, I will help you minimize the damage she will inevitably cause...

The gang minus Yang, who was currently having the fluent 'How could my sister be evil' phase, had no other choice but to follow instructions.

Ozma: Good proceed to the observation deck and follow these commands.

They made their way to the observation deck where they had a clear good view of their home planet.

Yang: ya know I never got a chance to appreciate how beautiful Remnant looked from space.

Nora: boy I love our planet such a lovely place.

Ozma: Now is not the time to admire, we must work hard if we are to really 'save the world' completed these 3 tasks it will help set up the coordinates.

Blake: Coordinates for what?

Ozma: you will know in due time! Quick! Go go!

After yet another series of steps to stop Ruby they all gathered back at the observation deck where four big rockets now stood.

Weiss: where did you get rockets from?

Ozma: call it an insurance policy that I'm using, these were built and kept from ruby in case a day like this ever came.

Ozma: now that I am free from the base computer system I can damage Ruby's link to Remnant.

Blake: How will you do that?

Silence was the only answer the group got.

Ozma: activating launch protocol!

WBYNR: What!?

Ozma: 5...4...3...2...1 launch!

Suddenly the 4 rockets engines roared beforw long the rockets were lifting off the ground.

Everyone watched as the rockets left the moon before heading straight towards...

Yang: uh are they supposed to be going towards our planet?

Ozma: 30 seconds to impact!

Weiss: What is going on!?

Blake: Where ever those rockets hit will cause extreme damage how is this stopping Ruby!?

Ren and Nora said nothing as they stared at the rockets flying off.

Suddenly one by one the rockets began to impact Remnant the force and size of the rockets and the explosion had begun to fracture the once pretty blue planet cracks and part of Remnants inner core were now exposed the shockwave of the explosion reaching the moon as Ozma began to laugh ominously.

Everyone just looked on in horror at what they had just done non-being able to speak.

Well not everyone...

Yang: Seriously? All that work and all we did was blow up Remnant?...what the fuck.

No one said nothing as they looked back at each other un certain as to what to do now unknowing that in the far reaches of space a certain God of Light was face palming very hard.

Well it would seem he would need to step in and give some more...nudges it would seem.

#jaune arc #ruby rose #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #nora valkyrie #blake bellodona #lie ren #god of light #rwby ozpin #rwby salem

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dudemanauthor · 1 year

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Peach's Implausible Burgers

Author's Note: This story leads on from The Hunger and A Flowering Appetite, so reading those might help understand a few things, but I think it works fine as a standalone thing (but if you did read those and maybe fave or comment on them, I'd hella appreciate it)

“Okay, gotta get this right, or I’m definitely going to be fired,” Professor Peach mumbled to herself, a hint of concern in her reddish-pink eyes. In front of her, she was moulding together a large number of plant-based burger patties. They looked mostly like regular meat patties, nothing making it look particularly like it wasn’t made of meat. “Alright, alright, those look nice. Thank goodness some of the students are back from their holidays, or maybe they didn’t leave, I don’t know. Maybe this wasn’t the best thing to be testing on myself,” Peach rambled as she wiped her hands off on a paper towel, before patting her belly.

Since Professor Peach wasn’t teaching at the moment, she had ditched her lab coat and gloves and just had her black dress and long boots on. However, she was carrying a couple dozen extra kilos on her, so she was sporting a decently sized doughy belly, her rear was a fair bit plumper than usual and her thighs were being squished as they came out the top of her boots. With her dress being so short already, Peach found herself tugging it down almost constantly in order to keep herself decent. She was just lucky that her dress was so stretchy, otherwise a size-up would be more urgently needed. Still, she had bigger concerns at the moment. Specifically, she was working on the first plant-based burger patty in Remnant that was meant to be indistinguishable from a meat patty in every perceivable way.

“Right, now let’s get some people in,” she muttered as she tapped up an invite on her Scroll to try her burgers, before sending it to 5 random students. She then put her Scroll aside and got to cooking her burgers.

A little while later, the invited girls all arrived in Professor Peach’s classroom and took a seat around a table with a cloth covering a pile of something. It being the only table not covered in plants made it special enough, but the cloth raised a few eyebrows.

“Ooh, I wonder what’s under there. I bet it’s food,” Nora commented.

“I hope it’s food,” Blake added.

“That makes sense, you have been eating more lately,” Weiss commented. Blake suddenly felt a little bit self-conscious about the tiny hint of a muffin top she was sporting nowadays and sucked in her gut.

“Yeah, but I bet you can’t eat as much as me!” Nora bragged, eyeing up Blake.

“Let’s not turn this into a competition, Nora. Remember last time Blake ate a lot?” Pyrrha whispered to Nora. That was when Professor Peach came back in with a tray of burgers, her appearing causing a few wide eyes of shock pointed at her.

“Oh, great, you’re all here, a little bit early too, very good. Now, I’ve got burgers for all of you, have as many as you want.” She lifted the cloth to show the mountain of burgers she had made earlier, adding the fresh ones she had just made to the stack.

As the girls began to eat the burgers, Peach had decided to take a few of them stacked in a little pyramid shape on a cart and carefully rolled the cart back to the kitchen, leaving the five girls to feast as she recalled a small conversation she had had with her good friend and colleague, Professor Goodwitch, not that long ago too.

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[Two weeks earlier]

"Thumbelina, why are your plants all over the kitchen?!" A strict yet calm feminine voice spoke out as the woman poked her clearly doughty belly making the sleepy professor jolt awake as she looked around and stumbled upon her words.

"Gak! I wasn't day-dreaming…'' Professor Peach then looked at the cross-looking blonde, Glynda Goodwitch, who was keeping a safe distance from the array of blue and black flowers that Peach had set up in the staff kitchen. "Oh hello there Glynda, I was, um, testing out a theory," the professor said as she slowly got up. "Remember when team RWBY accidentally discovered that plant which made their bellies expand."

“All too well. I could hear the commotion in the cafeteria from my office,” Goodwitch complained.

“Well, I have been testing its properties and I wanted to see how it worked and, more importantly whether its properties can be transferred to food to make it more appetising. I thought it would help us sell more burgers and make more money for the Academy during the Vytal festival,” Peach quickly explained, her quick voice being her normal voice rather than her panicked, barely awake one. There was a comment that Goodwitch could have made regarding Peach’s current appearance, but that seemed, perhaps, too rude.

“Well… just make sure you’re experimenting carefully. You don’t want it to be too appealing,” Goodwitch warned. Even though Goodwitch was trying to avoid directly addressing the issue, Peach did pick up on Glynda’s messages, both the spoken and unspoken ones.

“R-right, right. I’ll be careful. Wouldn’t want you to have to roll me out of here,” Peach sheepishly agreed.

“Oh, and please, save me some burgers to try out. I’ve never been much for fast food, but I’m sure you can pull it off.”

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With Professor Goodwitch’s warnings ringing in her ears, Peach quietly hoped that she had gotten it right this time, and that no one was going to have to be rolled out.

Unfortunately, what was happening back in the classroom was proving that wrong. Burgers were almost literally flying off the carts and into the girls’ mouths. They were tearing through the stack of burgers at a lightning quick pace. To make matters worse, this massive amount of calories was hitting the girls all at once. They were all ballooning up before their very eyes, but they were all so hungry and enjoying the burgers so much that they didn’t even notice what was happening to them.

Blake’s recent gluttony encouraged her to eat the most of all the girls, and it certainly showed as she became the biggest of the girls. Her belly took on the lion’s share of the fat at first, billowing forwards and pushing every button out of the way on its way to freedom as it spilled out onto her lap. Her shorts and top grew incredibly tight as her breasts bloomed and her rear plumped up, catching up with her belly and giving her a larger all-over size. But, unbeknownst to everyone else, Blake had swapped to a stretchier top and shorts, with only her vest being the same as usual. This meant that her increasingly regular binges did not carry a risk of her bursting out of her clothes, even now, as she tripled her starting weight.

Weiss was not far behind in terms of size, as her previous exposure to both The Hunger and the flowers had given her a larger appetite, only she had more self-control around food than Blake, keeping Weiss at her original size without any weight gained. Of course, all that self-control had gone out the window the moment the first burger passed her lips. Before long, plenty of burgers joined that first one, and all of it piled up, making rolls and rolls of fat, straining her top to its limit. It also gave her a ballooning behind, growing large enough that it made her appear to be taller than before, when it was just the extra padding pushing her up. With her widening hips and thickening thighs joining her rear in its growth, her combat skirt was not able to do very much to keep her decent.

Meanwhile, the JNPR girls were also indulging, though not to the same extent that Blake and Weiss were.

Being the most top-heavy to begin with, it was no surprise that Pyrrha remained the most top-heavy as she gained weight. Her increasingly large breasts spilled over her armoured corset, while being pushed up by the corset enough to make them look even larger than they already were. Her comparatively modest belly pushed up against the corset that was keeping it looking so small compared to the other girls, untying the knots that were keeping her corset snug. There was also the generous additions to her rear and thighs, not to the degree that the others had, but still very noticeable by anyone not caught in a gluttonous trance. Fortunately, her miniskirt and shorts were elastic enough to contain her growing lower body, even if the seams were starting to groan and sound like they were ready to give out. Pyrrha’s gains gave her a somewhat hourglass shape, if the hourglass was much larger up top.

Nora, on the other hand, was basically the opposite. Sure, her chest was far from lacking as it filled and stretched out her top, and her rear and thighs were getting nice and plump, but her belly was surging forward with no signs of stopping. The round, doughy mass of a belly ploughed through her vest and escaped, sitting heavily on her lap, spilling over the sides and down over her knees. In terms of sheer size, Nora’s belly was probably only marginally larger than Blake’s, but it looked even larger, as Blake’s gains were more balanced, so she was larger all over, meanwhile Nora’s belly had picked up the vast majority of the fat, so it seemed proportionally bigger than Blake’s.

Without a doubt, this burger binge had made the four girls massively fat. Yet, somehow, the girls had not noticed, as the extracts of the mysterious flower had increased their appetites and stomach capacities while making them singularly focused on eating. Unfortunately, this was exactly what Peach was hoping to avoid.

In the other room, Peach and Goodwitch had worked through their modest pile of burgers. Not having eaten as much as the girls in the classroom, they had not ballooned to such massive weights. Of course, it was too late for Peach to stay slim, and it was too late for Goodwitch too, as after her first taste of Peach’s plant burgers, she was hooked. It was why Goodwitch was now permanently sporting a big, round belly that she knew was going to lead to questions about whether she was pregnant or not, especially since the rest of her was so slim in comparison, not that she was particularly slim nowadays.

“Mmm, Thumbelina, you’ve done it again,” Glynda said, patting her belly, before a long belch rumbled out. “Oof, that’s better.”

“Here’s hoping the girls liked it as much as you did,” Professor Peach said with a smile. “We better check in on them.”

“Especially if they’ve ended up like us,” Goodwitch added, grabbing her fat gut and shaking it to emphasise her point.

“Don’t worry, I’m sure it’s fine. If it’s the problem I had before, then it should be temporary as long as they’re not having the burgers too often,” Peach explained, before leading her colleague out into the classroom. What she saw in there made her jaw drop. The four girls were massive, bigger than Peach had ever accidentally made herself, the groaning from the girls matching their groaning overloaded chairs and groaning stretched out clothes. ‘Oh crap, I’m so fired,’ she thought, bracing for impact from Glynda.

“Oh dear,” Professor Goodwitch started.

“W-wait, Glynda, I-I can fix this…”

“Thumbelina, relax,” Glynda interrupted before Peach could really start to spiral into apologies. “I’m sure you can fix this. Also, this shows that your burgers must be very good. I’m certain that these will be very profitable at the Vytal Festival,” Glynda reassured.

“Right. Right. I’ll just need new test subjects. I don’t think these four would like to stay fat,” Peach commented. “But I’ve got this, I’m sure of it.”

#chubby!rwby #weight gain #stuffing

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larkawolfgirl · 2 years

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Grocery Day (White Rose)

Rating: General Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: F/F Fandom: RWBY Relationship: Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee Characters: Weiss Schnee, Ruby Rose

Summary: Weiss is not in the mood for Ruby to leave her to put the groceries away.

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“Ruby?” Weiss called as she entered their apartment. She sighed when there was no response from her girlfriend. It was just like her to leave her to pick up the groceries and put them away as well. Just as she set the brimming paper bag down on the counter, she heard a rumbling noise. It didn’t sound like it came from there in the kitchen but Weiss didn’t think much of it and got to work organizing containers in the refrigerator. Halfway through, when she was finished stacking the cheeses into a pretty pyramid, the sound came again.

“Ruby? What is going on?” She called louder this time. Still no response. Weiss stomped to the bedroom. How dare she ignore her like this. “Ruby!” She threw the door open to find Ruby wrestling with a black kitten.

Ruby’s face reddened with guilt. “W--Weiss? When did you get home?” The kitten used this as an opportunity to wiggle free from Ruby’s grasp. She scampered over to Weiss and began to rub against her legs.

“What is the meaning of this?” As cute as the kitten was, Weiss wasn’t about to let Ruby off the hook that easily.

“W--well, I was on the way home from the library when I found her in a broken box on the side of the road. “She looked so sad and lonely! I couldn’t just leave her there!”

Weiss crossed her arms and gave her a stern look. “Couldn’t or wouldn’t?”

“Couldn’t. I’m not that kind of person.” She said it so emotionally that Weiss couldn’t take it anymore and burst into laughter.

“No, I suppose you aren’t. Still, are you the sort of person who forces her girlfriend to do all the manual labor around here? Unlike you, I was at work all day, you know?”

“Oh, oh my gosh!” Ruby hopped up and gave her a peck on the cheek. “I’m sorry! I completely forgot today was grocery day because of little Smoky.”

“You already named her? What if I don’t want to keep her, huh?”

Ruby hefted the kitten up right in front of her face and gave Weiss the largest puppy eyes she had ever seen. “You don’t want to?”

“I didn’t say that.” She paused to scratch at the kitten’s ear. “I just think you are taking me for granted today.”

“No! I love you, Weiss.”

“Enough to finish putting the groceries away?”

Ruby nodded so hard she jostled Smoky in the process.

“Enough to run back out and buy the stuff she’ll need? A litter box, food, shampoo?”

“Yes, yes!”

Weiss relaxed her stance and took Smoky from Ruby. The kitten purred and curled up in her loose hold. “Okay,” she said, settling them down on the edge of the bed, “we can keep her.”

Ruby jumped for joy and rushed over to give her an appreciative kiss. “Thank you, Weiss!”

“You’re lucky you’re both adorable.”

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edgecumbetothepyramids · 17 days

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Beautiful Sitka

The Pyramid mountains stand in relief at this time of night if it's not too cloudy. I can see them through my bedroom window as I sit here grading AP Lang essays. When we flew in tonight, I heard someone tell a fellow traveler not to worry, that we wouldn't be landing in the water even though it looks like it. The pilot flew around the runway and landed with Edgecumbe to the aft of the plane. In my middle seat I could see the water and sparsely clouded sky thanks to a courteous seat mate.

Getting on the plane in Seattle was an exciting venture as the plane was fully booked, and I was standby. After boarding, there was one seat left. The gate agent called, "Weiss, Weiss, if you're in the boarding area, please see me at the gate." No answer. Then he called another name which I can't remember. No answer. Then me! There were two men standing in front of me. When I jumped out of the seat I was sitting on the edge of, the gate agent said to the men, "Sorry, guys, that was the last seat!" I was so happy!

I learned Friday while travelling that I was staying at Sitka High. All week it had felt like a Survivor competition except with no way to make your chances better. You were chosen to leave or not leave based on what you had done previously. And previously, you didn't know your every move was being judged to determine your worth! My friend texted me to tell me who was being forced to move schools, and I was so thankful it wasn't me. Now, I have new challenges ahead in building a new curriculum and also applying to PhD school which I may not get in to, but I need to try.

I'm noticing as I grade that students are still not paying close enough attention to the prompt. That will get them in big trouble on the exam if they don't correct that now! Also, they are sometimes losing their line of reasoning. I like to call it leading the reader and staying focused on supporting their topic sentence and ultimately their thesis statement.

Tomorrow morning the three English teachers and I who are left will meet to discuss how to divide classes among us. 2.5 teachers for 270 students. Maybe 10-15 will be skills students, so that will bring it down a bit. At least 10 will go to UAS for dual-enrollment credits. I'll probably have 125 students plus a new class to teach. That's a lot for an English teacher which is another reason why I need to start back to school. I don't want my entire life to be grading high school freshmen papers.

We took Si to dinner. He seems good, but he says that he will leave his full ride if his coach leaves. I really hope he doesn't mean that. I know he hates being so far away from K, but he's getting a great education totally free! I was also surprised at how competitive he is. He doesn't want his track season to end, but he doesn't qualify for regions unless his coach lets him race as a wild card. Si thinks his coach will pick a senior to go. That doesn't make sense to me. Seniority should not matter in sports.

And that brings me back to the Survivor episode at my high school. I am the newbie to the English dept, and I survived the cut. Even though I sent frustrated texts to my boss last month which were meant for my husband (oops!), even though I have been accused of lying in a meeting (which I didn't), even though I have failed to unite the department (no one has for 20 years), even though I spend a lot of lunches doing work or being alone, even though I said (in my boss's hearing) that teachers need to stop working for free, even though I have been a bit upset all year about the retirement situation for myself and other Tier 3 teachers. And despite many more mistakes I have made in and out of my classroom, which goes to show that there's no way to know how to keep your job. But I'm "safe" for now.

But if I had the same retirement system as Casey, I would feel obligated to get my 25 years in, and the fact is, I don't and I don't. I can leave whenever I want. I just hope the other Tier 3 teachers have a trust fund waiting for them when they retire. I have a plan b.

Driving in Washington is always beautiful. You are often driving through corridors of trees. But it's not the same as being able to walk out your door and hike a mountain the way we can here, literally. I can't wait to get up Gavin again. Maybe tomorrow.

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Ok I'm at this point starting to write harry potter but I can't really plagiarize j k Rowling bc I only watched the movies and it's been so damn long that I don't remember shit about the movies. I was like 9 or 10. I'm 22 now and tbh I'm not going to rewatch them. I'm only saying that is bc the only thing I remember from Harry Potter is a magic school and some of the buildings architecture was magical. That is it. I don't even know which of characters is a Hufflepuff.

Anyways uh I'm making a magic school called University of Harresas San Marico Magical Branch or what is called for short UHarre Magic. Harresas is pronounced like hair saw btw.

This is the campus map that I doodled

The architecture is brutalist with a lot of raw concrete and primarily cubical. The only buildings that are uses curves is the Clark Administration Hall and Wodiczko Hall. The Lihoradov Research Hall uses rectilinear shapes but appears more like a pyramid with balconies compared to the squared shaped relatives.

Yagi library is a library that is 20 to 15 stories tall library where most of its height is stilt like columns that go up and down in height at opening and closing times. The building is actually a colossal golem that comes down to rest at night and erects itself during the day. No it doesn't move, it's stays in place.

Here's how the inspiration for the Yagi Library looks like based on the UMass Boston Healy library

Weiss Hall is inspired architecturally by the Geisel library in university of California in San Diego and it's interior layout inspired by one of the buildings in my college called the Wheatley building. Why that building? Because it's a maze in there and btw each floor is a different layout too so good luck hun 😘. So I decided to go for the extreme: make it a magical labyrinth where you need to wander around the maze for 2 to 5 min before reaching your destination while keeping your destination in your mind. That includes if you want to leave or go to the restroom there.

Here's how the Geisel library looks like btw

The third magical building is the Watson building. It looks like a normal rectangular 5 story building, but when you go inside, the 5 floors repeat ad infinitum with each floor having an indoor balcony where you can see the floors and the windows repeating. The only place where you can fall off the 5th story and not die. Maybe you'll die from terminal velocity when they catch you in a net if you fell for long enough but who knows!

The rest of the buildings are normal brutalist buildings because they ran out of the budget for magical architecture but all of them are based on some brutalist architecture that I either made up or basing it on on real brutalist buildings I found on Google

#writeblr #writing #worldbuilding #magic school #orgininal world building

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¿Historias cortas para no dormir y así no tener pesadillas?

El conocimiento de las pirámides chinas se llevó a cabo en diferentes fases y de forma muy paulatina. El primer testimonio data de 1912. El agente de viajes estadounidense Fred Meyer Schroeder, durante un viaje tierra adentro, informó del avistamiento de una serie de pirámides en la provincia de Shaanxi.

"Fue más perturbador que los encontramos en el desierto", escribe en su diario. "Estas pirámides están de alguna manera expuestas a los ojos del mundo, pero aún son completamente desconocidas para los occidentales". El guía de Schroeder, un monje budista, explicó que las pirámides habían estado allí durante al menos 5.000 años.

Schroeder estimó que la pirámide principal alcanzaba al menos 300 metros de altura, con los lados de la base de 500 metros de largo, dimensiones que darían una estructura con un volumen diez veces mayor que el de la Gran Pirámide de Egipto.

“China aún alberga muchos misterios, de los que la propia población local desconoce”, escribió el investigador alemán Hartwig Hausdorf en su libro de 1994 “ Die weisse Pyramide ” (La pirámide blanca). "Hablé con arqueólogos chinos, quienes al principio negaron la existencia de pirámides, pero al final reconocieron su existencia".

#Diferentes exploradores aseguran que en la zona de Xi’an hay un complejo piramidal que el gobierno del país asiático se esfuerza en ocultar.#¿Historias cortas para no dormir?

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spahhzy · 2 years

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Of Moonbases, Grimm Queens, Thrill parks and Grandschemes. part 1.

Ya know if Yang had to admit there was something awfully cathartic about killing grimm on some moonbase that your once sane sister built...oh wait did she mention moon base?

Yeah, Ruby took all of them from the abandoned temple after getting some stupid stone. So now she has a rock and a golden rod, Yang didn't know what Ruby's insane scheme was but at this moment it didn't matter, she was having so much fun killing grimm in a space suit...in Zero GRAVITY!

Yang: Blake tell me you are having as much fun as I am killing grimm on the moon!?

Blake: Not really...ya know trying to save remnant and all from a crazed grimm queen.

Weiss: That's right Yang...duty first then fun...

Nora: I beg to differ! It's fun to see grimm go woosh into the blackness of space!

Blake: Pretty homicidal of you Nora.

Ren: She just having pancake withdrawals it has been some time though.

Yang: aside from that has any one seen Rubes?

All of them pointed to Ruby who was fiddling with her golden rod and st9ne while giggling.

Ruby: (ya know if this all fails I can build a thrill park here! Ruby Rose's Space adventure or something cool like that!)

Yang: Hey Ruby! You got the scary look in your eye again! What are we supposed to do now!?

Ruby: ah Yang my dear sweet simple minded sister we must first complete a series of convoluted multi-part steps to prep the device-

Ren: oh joy.

Ruby: Your sassiness is greatly appreciated Ren my Jaune has rubbed off on you greatly.

Ruby: - but let's go back to the main computer room and ill just enter the master password save me a few more minutes of anticipation.

The group travels back to the main computer of the moon space station as Ruby entered in the master password as suddenly one of the monitors flickered to the weird pyramid device as 4 canisters rose out from the ground.

Ruby: Quick! Back to the pyramid! We shall save the world soon everyone!

The group all traversed back inside the tunnels before finally making their way back to the ominous looking pyramid!

Weiss: Alright you dolt we made it now what next?

This time Ruby was stumped..

Ruby: ahhh I'm not sure hold on I'm thinking...

Blake: Well could you think sooner!?

Blake avoided a slash from one of the grimm before she slashed back decapitating the grimm, but upon its death the grimm didn't fade to ash...more so it's essence went into one of the canisters which Ruby saw.

Ruby: Of course the machine is powered by life force so silly of me I should have remembered that ahahaha~

Yang: What does any of that mean Ruby!?

Yang dodged more Grimm before blasting them to pieces as their essence began filling up.

Ruby: We must kill more!

And so they did, killed every last bit of grimm that came in until finally...

Ruby: excellent! marvelous! Beautiful! Look for a button or switch somewhere and let us confront our tormentor!

Nora: oooh look a switch ! Can I flip it can I can I!

Ruby nodded as Nora whooped before flipping the switch.

Suddenly all the essence that filled the canister up was sucked into the device. Everyone backed away as the device had begun to shake before suddenly the pyramid began to open up.

Their was Salem...a younger Salem, a human Salem, suspended in air glaring angrily at the team below as she caught sight of Ruby the anger magnified.

Ruby, smirking: Hello Salem you little brat, your time is coming...soon...so soon!

Yang: wait? That Salem? What happened to super queen grimm lady from the war and stuff how come she looks ya know human and like a child.

Ruby sighed: It a loooooong and complicated story but just know Jaune managed to give her a restart and it seeeeeeeems like she has wasted it so sad.

Salem: I'LL DESTROY YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID OZZY!

Ruby: Child I will deal with you for good shortly but first we need to do a couple of more things...don't mind her she is crazy! Let's finish this and save the world guys!

#rwby salem #ruby rose #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #nora valkyrie #blake bellodona #lie ren

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