#WASH YOUR HANDS!

[dragon-robot]

Apparently, it's corporate Disability Awareness Month!

Great!

Now that you're aware of us, can we have some basic fucking covid protections back?

#COVID-19 #covid #disability awareness month #disability #invisible disability #get your boosters! #get your flu shots! #wash your hands! #wear a mask! #at my workplace it's 'diverse abilities month' and i HATE that phrasing #🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[grapefruits-and-such]

Quick sketch based on an interaction I had in-game

#Harvey’s dialogue ranges from ‘wash your hands<3’ to ‘I watched a man die once.’ and the whiplash will never not be funny to me #dude it’s 9am on a Tuesday you can’t just say that to me #stardew valley oc #stardew valley farmer #harvey sdv #sdv harvey #stardew valley #my art

[hellenhighwater]

look guys I'm gonna be honest--i love dogs but the tactile experience of petting a cat is better 99% of the time. Cat fur is so much softer and less greasy and just generally better than most dog fur. IDK if there's some ideal chinchilla dog out there that I have yet to lay hands on but man, dog fur textures are whack. Cats, at least when they're healthy, are so reliably smooth and silky.

#i do love dogs but the sensory experience is far from my preference #i mean a clean well kept dog can be fine but they get so greasy so fast #i love them your honor but i have to wash my hands #dont get me wrong here i will pet every dog and i will have a good time #but its not cause they feel good its cause i love em #cats tho? want to stick my fface in the belly fluff #for texture reasons. and i do do that

[zu-is-here]

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#zu art #comic #studio #zudio #dream!sans #undertale #undertale au #utmv #skeletons with piercing?? that's more likely than you think >;D #not a fan of ecto or piercing but I make an exception for this bad boi wherever he wants to get pierced /// #me: *shows the tongue to the camera to see how to draw it* #a FBI agent in my phone: #XD ​don’t forget to wash your hands before touching mucous membranes! <3

[heich0e]

single dad!osamu and his toddler son who refers to you as his 'babe'—because that's what his papa calls you

#'my babe is picking me up from school today!!' #'on the weekend i went to the park with my babe and then we got ice creams but it was a secret from papa because we ate his' #'my babe told me that if you don't wash your hands you'll catch sneezes!!' #hq hcs #osamu x reader

[natdocx]

Watching the new yellowjackets episode like:

#i think it's safe to say akilah didn't pass that health class #like girl wash your goddamn hands 😭 #yellowjackets #yellowjackets spoilers #akilah yellowjackets #i can't defend her on this one i just can't.

[bowenoke]

edit: btw it is not safe to wear contacts in the shower! the option is included for accuracy, but please consider throwing on an old pair of glasses or just going blind into that wet box instead.

#this is NORMAL BEHAVIOR . its IMPORTANT to SEE in there. what if there are clowns or killers. #to be clear. all my soaps and liquids are very different shapes and identifying them is not a concern. its the terror of the unknown #edit: btw im not trying to convert anyone. but i am gonna shotgun more concerns: #facewashing: you hold the glasses in your hands (the arm between your fingers.) or you set them down for a little bit #the fog: this is a non issue /srs. i rinse them down before i do the rest so they don't fog up #the water: my lenses might be water repellent? idk. the drops that remain are small and unobtrusive #the hard water damage: again this is a non issue. the water where i live is not that hard. id be washing them in the water anyways #drying droplets: i wipe them with a glasses cloth after i get out of the shower #i do not care that you guys dont wear your glasses but i DO think you should google how to clean glasses before #telling everyone very confidently that getting them wet is?? bad for them??? clean your glasses dude

[helenmask]

wash them hands

#art nouveau #helen mask #alphonse mucha #wash your hands

[astrowarr]

this has already been mentioned on here but im thinking about the gem and etho dynamic. they've only really gotten closer this season and gem just beats the shit out of him as she pleases. he logged on, got into a punch fight with her, and logged out when he started losing. and then theres mumbo who has been on the same server as etho for 8 years now (almost 9) and is self-admittedly afraid of him. it makes me giggle

#gem and etho are just siblings i fear #O Canada 🇨🇦 #this is one of those things that gets funnier the longer you think about it. like i cant believe mumbo is scared of him #and gems like Youre washed up peepaw die by my hand ! #geminitay #ethoslab #etho #hermitcraft #secret life #mumbo jumbo #mumbo #trafficblr #hermitblr

[murderandcoffee]

This whole "simp martin" martin thing has got me thinking

Like

Jon: sex isnt on the table for me

Martin (who still cant even believe he got THIS far): thats not gonna be a problem for me

jon: yeah, don't expect sex me from, I rarely--if ever--desire it

martin, ecstatic at what all that leaves on the table: THAT'S WHERE YOU DRAW THE LINE???

jon, a little horrified: I have never seen anyone so excited to learn that sex is out of the equation

martin: I THOUGHT YOU HATED ME FOR A SOLID YEAR

jon: ...

martin: THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

#martin is like WE CAN HOLD HANDS AND WE CAN HUG AND WE CAN CUDDLE AND WE CAN KISS AND I CAN WASH YOUR HAIR AND RUB YOUR BACK AND HOLD YOU-- #AND YOU CAN SIT ON MY LAP AND BORROW MY SWEATERS AND I CAN MAKE YOU COFFEE AND WE CAN GO TO THE PARK AND WE CAN GO OUT TO DINNER AND #and he just keeps going #martin blackwood voice THERE'S SO MUCH OUTSIDE OF SEX I NEVER EVEN EXPECTED YOU TO BE INTERESTED IN ME NOW YOU'RE SAYING WE CAN DO #ALL THESE OTHER THINGS?????? THIS IS GREAT NEWS I CAN'T WAIT #listen. listen. he's head over heels. and extremely enthusiastic. I love him #tma #the magnus archives #jmart #jonmartin #martin blackwood #jon sims #ask murderandcoffee #anonymous

[gallusrostromegalus]

We have little American Toadlets in my parent's yard, and I've been (carefully) scooping them up out of dog-gobbling range and releasing them into my mother's cabbages in hopes they do something about the cabbage moth caterpillars. Some of them chill out, enjoy their hand-ride and photograph well, like this portly little creature.

Others...

#toad #american toad #toadlet #ive relocated like eight of them so far #never seen this many! its awesome! #remember to never sqeeze an amphibian #never pick one up unless it is in danger and you have NO lotion/sunscreen/bugspray on your hands #and always wash your hands after because even if it isn't venomous #they live in the dirt

[queenimmadolla]

i’m a firm believer that Lisa Swallows did nothing wrong….but she murdered someone, buried someone, changed her pad, in that order—and never washed her hands bc the blood from the murder was still on her fingers when she was EATING CHIPS and hanging with her dad on the couch.

girl. no wonder the Creature was handing her soap in the dream sequence, AND SHE STILL COULDNT TAKE THE HINT!

#girl please wash your hands when you touch gross stuff #lisa frankenstein #lisa swallows

[carlyraejepsans]

toriel... what are your toriel takes today

i have a headcanon that toriel has a hand-washing compulsion where she does it wayy more thoroughly than needed, instinctively trying to scrub under her claws even when they're perfectly clean because she can still feel the phantom of dirt under them from the time she dug chara's grave.

#one. two. three. four hundred years. it doesn't matter when you buried your child alone #i think she was your obvious standard ''my son just died'' distraught at first just out of shock. but from the moment asgore declared war? #she swallowed her grief and acted as cold and rationally as she could. organizing her leave. taking the body without being noticed. #finding the ruins. sealing them. and yes burying the body. i think she held it together perfectly during that sequence of events #but when she went to wash her hands after it was done and she couldn't get the dirt out. and she could FEEL it digging into her fingertips #but unable to get the sensation out no matter how furiously she scrubbed & dug under them THAT'S when she truly lost it for the first time #and had a full on mental breakdown over everything that happened in so little time #and that experience kinda sealed itself in her brain. both mentally and sensorially. ergo: compulsion #this goat is so fucking traumatized #answered asks #undertale #toriel

[chainmail-butch]

Lesbianism is quickly filing your nails down on the brick wall outside the gay bar.

#lesbian #butch #transgender #oh shit are my nails short and dull? #they'd better be in a fucking hurry #oh and washing your hands immediately after #archive

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

au where ted somehow finds out what happened with max and is just an absolute bastard about it. any time pete does anything to even remotely inconvenience him he threatens to turn him in. pete eats the last hot pocket and ted phones him up and asks him what it's like being a murderer.

#'hey turn this over i wanna watch the game' 'no' 'the blood will never wash off your hands do you know that' #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #ted spankoffski #peter spankoffski #pete spankoffski #joey ritcher #starkid #starkid npmd #tgwdlm #black friday #starkid tgwdlm #starkid black friday

[indyfstop]

great mclaren bakeoff | x

#alexander rossi #pato o'ward #alex rossi #david malukas #arrow mclaren #mclaren #indycar #ALEXANDER #im legit insane rn #alex im so INTO YOU #uuuuuggghhh #his tone???? #the 'lets go wash your hands'??? #like yes sir