love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother
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you can butch4butchify anything if you have the warrior's spirit
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sometimes u listen to some pop song from 2010 and realize oh my younger self is still in here
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bad movies are sooo fun because i try to rate them and it's like welll i had a lot of fun even though it was pretty bad so 3.5 stars and then i watch a highbrow movie and it's like well it was good but not that much fun so 3.5 stars also :)
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does anyone else feel weird & not good or is it just me
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artist: margaret jeane
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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
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from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆
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patience is such a compelling dynamic in relationships sorryyy it’s the peak of romance to me
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