(This is a year old but I just found it so.) Communism is when you have to follow basic hygiene. I’m sorry what the fuck is this implying? Washing hands isn’t a new concept.
Why are people bitching about having to wash their hands like having to do so before touching anything in school is a “violation of your rights?!” WHY AREN’T PEOPLE WASHING THEIR HANDS?!
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Apparently, it's corporate Disability Awareness Month!
Great!
Now that you're aware of us, can we have some basic fucking covid protections back?
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look guys I'm gonna be honest--i love dogs but the tactile experience of petting a cat is better 99% of the time. Cat fur is so much softer and less greasy and just generally better than most dog fur. IDK if there's some ideal chinchilla dog out there that I have yet to lay hands on but man, dog fur textures are whack. Cats, at least when they're healthy, are so reliably smooth and silky.
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Quick sketch based on an interaction I had in-game
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single dad!osamu and his toddler son who refers to you as his 'babe'—because that's what his papa calls you
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Watching the new yellowjackets episode like:
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edit: btw it is not safe to wear contacts in the shower! the option is included for accuracy, but please consider throwing on an old pair of glasses or just going blind into that wet box instead.
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wash them hands
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this has already been mentioned on here but im thinking about the gem and etho dynamic. they've only really gotten closer this season and gem just beats the shit out of him as she pleases. he logged on, got into a punch fight with her, and logged out when he started losing. and then theres mumbo who has been on the same server as etho for 8 years now (almost 9) and is self-admittedly afraid of him. it makes me giggle
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This whole "simp martin" martin thing has got me thinking
Like
Jon: sex isnt on the table for me
Martin (who still cant even believe he got THIS far): thats not gonna be a problem for me
jon: yeah, don't expect sex me from, I rarely--if ever--desire it
martin, ecstatic at what all that leaves on the table: THAT'S WHERE YOU DRAW THE LINE???
jon, a little horrified: I have never seen anyone so excited to learn that sex is out of the equation
martin: I THOUGHT YOU HATED ME FOR A SOLID YEAR
jon: ...
martin: THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER
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We have little American Toadlets in my parent's yard, and I've been (carefully) scooping them up out of dog-gobbling range and releasing them into my mother's cabbages in hopes they do something about the cabbage moth caterpillars. Some of them chill out, enjoy their hand-ride and photograph well, like this portly little creature.
Others...
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i’m a firm believer that Lisa Swallows did nothing wrong….but she murdered someone, buried someone, changed her pad, in that order—and never washed her hands bc the blood from the murder was still on her fingers when she was EATING CHIPS and hanging with her dad on the couch.
girl. no wonder the Creature was handing her soap in the dream sequence, AND SHE STILL COULDNT TAKE THE HINT!
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toriel... what are your toriel takes today
i have a headcanon that toriel has a hand-washing compulsion where she does it wayy more thoroughly than needed, instinctively trying to scrub under her claws even when they're perfectly clean because she can still feel the phantom of dirt under them from the time she dug chara's grave.
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Lesbianism is quickly filing your nails down on the brick wall outside the gay bar.
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au where ted somehow finds out what happened with max and is just an absolute bastard about it. any time pete does anything to even remotely inconvenience him he threatens to turn him in. pete eats the last hot pocket and ted phones him up and asks him what it's like being a murderer.
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