#VILE academy

[gray-crackleway]

coming out with an official statement not ONLY are all the operatives gay, but they also had an emo phase. all of them and i do mean all of them. if any deny these allegations then don't listen to them. because they did.

@vileacademyofficial tell them the truth

#exception of coach maybe #graham calloway #gray crackleway askblog #cs crackle #ask blog #text post #VILE academy #VILE #vile operatives #vile operative #vile faculty

[jackie-shitposts]

So I made a VILE Academy model in isometric view! it's more of an asset than a finished piece, but eh

#carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego edit #carmen sandeigo #VILE Academy #VILE

[genderfluid-carmen-sandiego]

Human to Animal headcanons 1: Carmen Sandiego

El Topo, Le Chevre and Tigress r self explanatory

Carmen- a fox, I would say a sheep bc of her code name but I just feel a fox is more suiting bc she's sneaky. Also her hair kinda red

Player- a deer, idk bc of he's small size n kinda more ig self keeping demeanor it seems fitting

Ivy & Zach- Dogs, specifically labradors. Bc more or less how the hair is, and for their loyal yet energetic style

Shadowsan- snow leopard, badass animal, plus they're known to be rather isolated and go on their own

Coach Brunt- Bear. I mean, how can she NOT be one???

Countess Cleo- a peacock ngl, specifically the Opal peacock! Just based on looks it seems to go better with her fashionable design

Dr. Bellum- a hamster, just kinda a demeanor thing idk how to explain it tbh I don't have much an imagination for her,,,,

Maelstrom- molerat.

Crackle- fennec fox! He's sly like Carmen tho honestly like Carmen it's a hair color thing, fennec's being more brown n such

Paper star- a mouse, more bc of how her hair looks, plus she's kinda like quiet in a way but in the sense u can't hear her coming. Spooky!!

Mimebomb- duck. That's it. No explanation

That's all!! Feel free to suggest fandom's n I'll do em if I know em! If I don't know em then ehhh I'll go on appearance :3

#homepage #where in the world is carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego #shadowsan #graham crackle #ivy carmen sandiego #zach carmen sandiego #player carmen sandiego #vile academy #coach brunt #dr bellum #countess cleo #maelstrom #guh #autusm 👍 #special interest #animals #ahhhhh

[vileacademyofficial]

Hey why did you make Carmen’s code name “black sheep”? Just want to know if there is LORE in it.

it's cause she wasn't like other girls

#she still isn't. she has MORALS and shit #carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego netflix #vile academy #vile faculty #asks #vile cs #vileacademyofficial

[hidden-insomnia]

If the VILE operatives are parents:

Jeantonio, because they're 1 package:

Best parents. Spends quality time with their kid(s) and tries to give them the best life with lots of love, even when everything else doesn't seem to go well. They know how to not let their own problems influence their child's problems, and the kid(s) will grow up knowing that they are very much loved. They'll grow up with the most delicious foods and the best cuddles, even if living conditions may not be the best.

Mime Bomb:

I don't have much to say here, but oh my gosh, Mime Bomb dressing his baby up as a mime and teaching the kid how to mime before they can even talk- I just- 😩💖

Sheena:

"Awwww so cute." She says. "Fucking hell, why am I your mother? You're the worst!" She also says. No doubt she loves her kid(s) very much, but she also says harsh things to them impulsively. She tries to spend some quality time with them, but most of the times, she just ends up letting the kid(s) play while she watches. Her kid(s) know that their mom doesn't show love the same way other parents do, and that's fine by them, but heartache is still unavoidable. Sheena's kid(s) just wants some affection, which Sheena sometimes gives, but rarely.

Paper star:

"Hey... you want to chop off people's hands?" Paper star says to her child. Life will never be boring for Paper Star's kid(s), as they will experience things no other kid will ever get to experience. Literally. Paper star will start teaching her kid(s) early on how to make the sharpest origami pieces there is, and the best pickpocket techniques using origami. Never missing a chance to teach her kid(s) something, Paper Star will definitely have some very skilled children. Maybe just a bit messed up in the head. A little.

#carmen #carmen sandiego #sheena #tigress #carmen sandeigo netflix #carmen sandiego 2019 #sandiego #carmen sandiego netflix #vile #antonio #jeantonio #jean paul #el topo #le chevre #paper star #mime bomb #headcanons #parenting #vile academy

[redxcrackle]

💚Carmen’s Outfits Aesthetic💚

#carmen sandiego #carmen sandeigo netflix #carmen sandeigo 2019 #aesthetic #aesthetics #vile aesthetics #vile academy #carmen’s outfits aesthetic #black sheep #red crackle #redcrackle #carulia #julethief #carmivy #netflix carmen sandiego #cs Sheena #cs crackle #cs antonio #cs Jean Paul #cs shadowsan

[emily-prentits]

vile academy🤝the new agents of atlas

everyone is bi

#carmen sandiego #VILE academy #agents of atlas #marvel #thea talks #more people need to get into more than one of my fandoms bc only one person will get this </3

[geeklikeagirlstudios]

Our site will be online at midnight tonight! Stop on by!

#small business #women owned business #Fanart #fandoms #carmen sandiego #marvel #MCU #loki #vile academy #disney #tangled #varian #stephen universe #good omens #doctor who #my little pony #Super Mario Bros Movie

[cs-oc-blank-random-posts]

shortfic ahead hehe

(TW: mental breakdown, and swearing. in the shortfic ahead)

he entered the school bathroom. locking the door. it doesn't matter to him whoever the hell needed to take a piss. piss elsewhere. "a child..? A CHILD???" he yelled. "I'M NOT A CHILD.. I GREW UP FASTER THAN OTHER PEOPLE.. I'M LITERALLY THE ONLY 13 YEAR OLD IN THIS SCHOOL.. HOW DARE HE CALL ME A CHILD.." he screamed into his own reflection "oh and he says 'unachievable dreams'.. WHILE I'M DOING BETTER THAN HALF THE CLASS.. FULL OF PEOPLE ABOVE THE AGE OF 18.. WHAT KIND OF BULSHITERRY IS THIS?!" he yells as he hits his head with his fists, his hands then clasp onto his head.. his hair being entangled between his fingers. his mind being clouded with the thought of being seen as just a little puny, weak, and immature child..

"UGHH... WHY DOES EVERYONE TREAT ME LIKE I'M NOT CAPABLE OF ANYTHING!!" he starts to cry.. his sobs and hiccups interrupting his breaths.

he lifts his head angrily.. looking at his own reflection.

he sees himself in such an angry state to the point where he's tearing up from the inside and out.. and slowly... becomes self aware.

The rage within him slowly dies down.. looking down at himself..

"shit. i'm being cringe again." he says.. smiling.. as he... faintly laughs at himself. invalidating his own feelings. "go fix yourself. blank. you're acting like a child.. you look like a mess.." he tells his own reflection.

he turns the faucet on.. leaning down to wash his tear stained face. and looks back at his own reflection... with a soft smile. "there we go!" he grinned. slicking back his messy hair.

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HI GUYS LEON HERE, I FEED YOU GUYS SOME VILE-ACADEMY-STUDENT-BLANK ANGST <3

+ Blank in his Vile Op Suit

#10leon13 #blank #carmen sandeigo 2019 #carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego netflix #self insert oc #art #digital art #self insert #shadowsan #vile-academy-student-blank #vile-operative-blank #angst

[molliemoo3]

So which former team principal do we think said Susie being in charge of F1 Academy is like if Geri Horner or Raquell Stroll were to head up F2????

#f1 #formula 1 #my automatic response was Otmar #but i may be thinking hes a worse person than he is #fuck whoever it was #and fuck the magazine that posted it for perpetuating the idea susie isnt qualified for her role #the misogyny in this sport is truly fucking vile #motorsport #f2 #f1 academy #formula 2

[free-my-boy-grumbot]

Ranking the ASOUE parts because I’m bored and my friend isn’t online

i would love to keep it extensive but i also don’t want tumblr to crash so i will keep it brief. spoilers, obviously. also charcater death.

13. The Grim Grotto

Listen just because it’s 13th doesn’t mean it’s BAD, it just means i’m kinda indifferent to it as opposed to obsessing over it like i do with the others. It’s just that I’m not THAT into nautical themes and I have 2 nautical-themed assignments to do in school today so I’m a little sick of it.

Also, I’m just not that big on Fiona as a character. I didn’t really like the two-girls-hate-each-other-for-no-reason thing that she had going with Violet (especially because it was really out of charcater for her), her romance with Klaus seemed out of place, and her being related to Fernald just seemed like it was pulled out of nowhere to get an emotional reaction. Again, I get why you’d like her and the part, it’s just not for me personally. Also esme’s worst outfit was featured here. Also in the netflix series it just wasn’t as funny as the other ones and that’s a huge thing for me

12. The Wide Window

Honestly didn’t expect this one to be so low, but it’s difficult to choose between these bc i love them all </3 anyways I actually liked Josephine as a charcater, I like the idea that she wants to help the children but is rendered basically incompetent because of her fear, they really popped off with that. HOWEVER they did a very similar thing with Hector but way better so alas </3 12th place

Also like I said, not a massive fan of sea-themed aesthetics. Also also I LOVE all of count olaf’s disguises but I’m kind of indifferent to captain Sham so that also might be why. Also, again, the rest of the netflix series was way funnier

11. The Carnivorous Carnival

Honestly, not much to say about this one. The “not really feeling strongly one way or the other” section has come early this year apparently. Esme and Olivia both SLAYED in their outfits and we got introduced to the circus crew which was cool as fuck. Sadly I have knocked SEVERAL points off for horny count olaf. The scene where he describes madame lulu as buttered really makes you appreciate how little force it takes to rip one’s ear off. It provides me with a new and informed understanding of the phrase “skin crawling”. other than that it’s pretty good :)

10. The Slippery Slope

Now I was one of those people who didn’t know what Mount Fraught syndrome was before reading this book, and the reveal of why the mountain was named that fucking eviscerated me. I was used to this series pulling shit like this constantly and yet this one destroyed me for some reason. If you already knew what mount fraught syndrome was before reading/watching this scene then you didn’t get the full experience and i’m sorry for you.

I also don’t LOVE quigley and violet. I know i just said that about klaus and fiona so it kinda seems like i hate romance, but i really dont. i hate forced romance. romance just isn’t daniel handlers strong suit but he insists on writing it anyway, and that’s fine. it’s what i do with basically everything i write about. Especially since in the netflix series duncan also has a crush on violet so it’s kinda ??? for her to end up with quigley. like do you guys think when quigley and duncan reunited quigley told him about this really cool girl called violet he met and duncan was like “…”. anyways imagine getting cucked by your presumed dead twin brother could not be me

9. The Austere Academy

okay so i felt bad putting this lower because i know someone that really likes this part but i’m sorry it’s just kinda there. i mean it was super funny and the dead horse bit is literally everything but that’s pretty much it. idk maybe there’s a metaphor in there that i’m missing who knows

also olivia was introduced so bonus points for that i guess. she reminds me of miss honey from matilda <33

8. The Ersatz Elevator

honestly i feel bad that this is only 8th but there are so many good ones imsorry. anyways esme and jerome got introduced in this one which gives is a LOT of extra points. i love esme and i pity jerome which makes me also love him. also shoutout to günther for being the only count olaf disguise that could theoretically get it.

my only issue with it is that jerome disowning the baudelaires was kinda forced yk?? like i know it had to happen for the plot to carry on but i don’t think he had a good reason to do it. i guess points for doing something other than just killing them off again?

7. The End

OKAY so you might be thinking “oh, this part is exactly in the middle! surely that means you’re neuteral about it” LMAO I WISH i have extreme positive and negative opinions.

okay so first off it took me a couple of rewatches to get this one because when i first watched it i didn’t know about the quote that it was referencing (“religion is the opium of the people”) but MAN they mentioned that quote in class and i was catatonic for like 2 minutes because oh my god. not only did the incredibly deadly viper come back (yippieee) but they also implied that in the bible adam and eve were actually saved from something by eating the fruit?? the 4chan atheist that lives in my head really likes this one, is what i’m saying. also i know i say that about all of them because my sense of humour is basically based on this series rn but it was so funny. i live and breathe for olaf’s lil christopher columbus moment.

sadly it does have its downsides (olaf and kit) (i really hate olaf and kit) (i don’t think they’re good together). i mean SURELY kit has better taste than that. i mean don’t get me wrong they’re both my favourite characters but they have no common ground on literally anything. plus this is biased but i liked him better with georgina or esme because they remind me of several songs i really like. they literally just pulled the kit x olaf thing out of their ass so that olaf would have some semblance of a reason to die. oh yea i also think olaf didn’t need to die, i know Kit didn’t eat the antidote because it would have affected the baby but olaf could have totally eaten it!! he was offered it!! he wasn’t pregnant!!! it was so out of charcater for him not to eat it!!

6. The Hostile Hospital

Okay this one is SUPER biased because as y’all probably know i love the mad scientist trope it is my favourite trope ever AND i love count olaf so seeing them get put together was so cool. I know I keep bringing this up but i really do love the aesthetics they’re so cool. also also loved all the horror film references. most importantly (actually not that important) esmes outfit went so fucking hard literally i will never recover from the sheer power and moxie of Knife Heels. When I become actually talented at textiles i will recreate her outfit and probably ruin my carpet with those heels.

5. The Bad Beginning

a classic <33 the netflix version of this was literally one of the funniest eps of anything i ever watched i could feel my brain chemistry being rearranged as i watched it. also count olaf’s best era idc what he did he was literally just being sillay. also it has one of the best songs in the series honestly. OH ALSO justice strauss <33 and the troupe <333 literally all the beloveds are here there are no flaws

4. The Reptile Room

MONTY <333 HIIII MONTYYYY <33333333 literally my fav character he has never done anything wrong in his life ever. Also I love his fucking house it’s so cool if I had that much money I too would base my entire house on my special interest. also one of the only parts of the nickelodeon movie i didn’t hate so that’s fun.

3. The Miserable Mill

Lots of cool shit here!! First of all Shirley served astronomical amounts of cunt she had zero bad lines. Also I honestly think Georgina and Olaf were so underrated they remind me of several songs i like also they’re both fucked up and evil <333 she’s like esme but without the ulterior sugar bowl motives. also the fact that her name is GEORGINA ORWELL like ok. queen of subtlety. Like I get it if I was named that I would prolly start hypnotising people too. I also kinda love orwellian themes yk those are always fun.

AND OMG HOW COULD I FORGET CHARLESSS i feel so bad for him constantly he has never done anything wrong in his life and is also inexplicably british i love him sm

2. The Penultimate Peril

I love a good reunion episode tbh i love seeing all the characters together <33 also like this episode is so fun to dissect? (is that the right word?) i loved figuring out who JS was i loved finding differences between Frank and Ernest I loved figuring out what the fuck was going on it was so fun it’s like the best thing about this series.

of course that’s only partially true tpp would be nothing without those sexy sexy monologues

1. The Vile Village

TVV BELOVED <33 I have a separate post about the but they literally have everything. it’s a metaphor for autism it’s a metaphor for religion it’s a metaphor for the school system is there anything they CANT do. Also this is like my 5th time saying this but there are 300+ characters and i’m an indecisive bitch so i will do it again. Hector the actual loml is literally my fav charcater hes so me. don’t worry dude i cant openly defy authority despite knowing its unjust either <3 literally we would be best friends irl. she’s RELATABLE she’s MORALLY AMBIGUOUS she has SEVERAL INTERPRETATIONS I AGREE WITH she’s STRANGE she’s everything you want in an asoue book honestly

Also detective dupin and officer luciana kinda slayed what was Wrong with them <3

#cameron monologues #asoue #a series of unfortunate events #the bad beginning #the reptile room #the wide window #the miserable mill #the austere academy #the ersatz elevator #the vile village #the hostile hospital #the carnivorous carnival #the slippery slope #the grim grotto #the penultimate peril #the end asoue

[gray-crackleway]

i survived crackle attacking me. i deserve a shirt. anyways, hop on the bandwagon and draw your carmen sandiego VILE OCS in their emo phase. see this post for some semblance of context.

#gray crackleway askblog #mod error says stuff?? #carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego netflix #vile operatives #vile operative #vile faculty #vile academy #vile #carmen sandiego oc #text post

[promiscuousasexual]

lord, lola lovinfosse liking islamophobic comments while in dubai and wearing our cultural clothing💀 f1 academy is going to be interesting

#she’s a zionist so obviously she’s racist and islamophobic #but i just didn’t think she would be so obvious with it😭 #like at least PRETEND you’re a decent person #i hope amna and hamda wipe the floor with you you vile piece of shit #f1 academy #lola lovinfosse #tagging her because anyone who likes her should know how awful she is #charlotte tilbury #rodin motorsport #rodin carlin

[gin4kerosene]

oh

#what led them to this #vile #gabe saporta #william beckett #decaydance #cobra starship #the academy is...

[vileacademyofficial]

we've been noticing that a lot of our students have sexual and/or romantic tension with carmen sandiego. please, stop that

#no we are not tagging who. you know who you are #carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego netflix #vile academy #vile faculty #vile cs

[hidden-insomnia]

Does anyone want to join a Carmen Sandiego AU discord server? It's going to be a place where we can share our Carmen Sandiego AUs (whether written into a fic or just a story roaming around in your head), give each other ideas, inputs, etc., brainstorm together, and have some general fun with each other.

Anyone can join, whatever your AU/fic is about, or if you just want to read and engage with others' stories, so if you're interested, PM me or comment so I can invite you in!

#carmen #carmen sandiego #sheena #tigress #carmen sandeigo netflix #carmen sandiego 2019 #sandiego #carmen sandiego netflix #vile #antonio #jeantonio #jean paul #el topo #le chevre #vile faculty #vile academy #graham crackle #graham calloway #graham #calloway #paper star #paper #star #coach brunt #countess cleo #maelstrom #shadowsan #ivy #zack #mime bomb