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im in shock ???

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#OH SHIT NEARLY MISSED IT #it’s gonna be may!

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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

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I’m making it a habit to say “drac u later” when I leave a room and “I’m backula” when I enter a room

#absolutely stealing that #op thats so funny

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you're in a girl's room and she's weird

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harvard has fallen

#FUCK YEAHH HARVARD

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POV you’re 12 and looking up an art tutorial for the first time and are about to internalize some deeply flawed information about human anatomy 

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#christopher hart books

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guy with a degradation kink x guy who just hates him

#moriarty and sherlock sorry #also olaf and lemony

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cool new tumblr trend : “goodposting”

its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way

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Did you know? Tumblr DOES have a post length limit. Strangely, though, it's based on how many blocks of text you have. Supposedly this implies that you can have any length post so long as it's one block of text? Very strange, will have to investigate further.

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*places an orange just outside a fairy ring to see what comes out* science is more of an art than a science

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idk if I’ve posted about this before but by far the strangest things that’s happened to me in retail was the time someone’s total came out to my birth-year and I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!” and then the next customer’s total came out to like $12.57 and just bc I’m a weirdo I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!” and without missing a fucking beat this like, 70+ year old man said

“Ah! Another like me! We’re few and far between these days, aren’t we?”

And I was like oh man this guy’s sense of humor really aligns with mine! And I laughed and made some other joke about being immortal and thought that was the end of it,

but this man.

He stood by the register for five more minutes. Maybe more. Which let me tell you is an EXCRUTIATING amount of time for something like this to happen.

And he just kept upping the ante!! He starting talking about some REALLY specific details regarding day-to-day life in the 1300s to the point I started getting worried that I’d misled a genuinely immortal being to believe I am also immortal.

He eventually politely left when I got too busy with other customers to awkwardly respond.

Who the fuck was that guy.

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you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.

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Those posters are hysterical

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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz