Kakashi having to read make out tactics out loud to decode jiraiyas message always gets meeeee man was red in the face, near fainting and woozy, short of breath … the govt couldn’t waterboard me into reading the fics I have in my phone out loud are you crazy…
Shikamaru having heard him read it: 😧
Naruto, who cowrote and edited it: 🤨 we have a job to do please focus
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NaruHina based on a Kpop pic
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The Naruto and Sasunaru brainrot is back full time
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Could you hate me?
To kill Naruto would be killing myself. It’s an endless cycle of hatred that we were born into; there is no choice in this. We weren’t asked how we felt, or if we even wanted this. No. To kill each other is our birthright. To be lonely forevermore once our other half is slaughtered like a lamb (or a mangy wolf, what is there that is innocent about me anymore? I killed that child long ago, when I left him. Or maybe it was Itachi, Konoha, or anybody else, maybe I wasn’t to blame.) with our own very hands. Bloodied and broken, a heart torn in half — decaying at the seams — as why would I live if I killed him? Death was our gift from the Sage. From the beginning to our end, we’ll take the sword and plunge it into our very hearts which we know better than anyone else.
To kill Naruto would be killing myself. So why not die together and end it with each other, for the final time? Will you grant me one last selfish request, Naruto? (Wasn’t it your idea, my one and only?)
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itachi just wanted to hear naruto’s coming out .
because true answer is love -
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Happy sasunaru day 🍅🍥 07.03
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scene from S1 C4
So yeah, just a sumary of Naruto's plot, and spoiler: he does fix him.
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Naruto was so real for meeting his dad for the first time (that he knows of) and then immediately punching him for putting him through all that
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Sannin swap redesigns part 2!! -> ver. 1
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