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I love baseball

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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

#instructions and baking go hand in hand #they’re all we have

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Your social justice should be founded on love for others, not on a desire to be the most visibly enlightened.

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my manager just asked me what my hobbies are outside of work and i cannot accurately describe how surreal it was. it was like being asked by the guy who locked you in the dungeon if you used to do anything fun before they locked you in the dungeon.

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they should add a drop of glowing purple fluid to doctor pepper. just one drop

#like slurm

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sorry about the blood loss. do you uh. want it back *holds out my red dripping hands awkwardly*

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BRO

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Poetry? More like CROWETRY!

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#oigjjhhh #2 cakes

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The way this cat goes into its cup

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period dramas? yeah im in them monthly

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been sitting on these human designs since september and i finally finished them!

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I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why

I wasn’t born then.

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“This has to be the most beautiful The most peaceful place I’ve ever been to.”

#god brother bear is the first movie I remember seeing that literally moved something in my soul. #I was 5 years old and it literally changed me #I feel something where my heart and tummy and emotions should be

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Two types of people on Queering the map: