Seeder: Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Rue: You told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Seeder: I said sanitize. Pandemic, remember?
Rue: Don’t go in the basement for a while, then.
When life gets harder, challenge yourself to get stronger.
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Mikey: On Earth, when someone says something really cool, you say “lit”.
Mona Lisa: I see.
Raph: Mona, I’ve been meaning to tell you this for a long time... I'm in love with you!
Mona Lisa: Lit.
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When the world says "give up", hope whispers.. Try it one more time.
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Wendy: Why can’t we all just get along?
Gajeel: Because most of us are assholes, Wendy.
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Rejection is the reason why people deny their true feelings.
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Have you ever typed “I’m fine” with eyes full of tears?
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I'm no superman I hope you like me as I am
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Kent, holding newborn Vincent: He looks like you, Jodi
Jodi: No, he's all you-
Sam, whispering to Sebastian: What are they talking about, he looks like a fucking alien-
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Al: Why are your mom and dad sitting back to back?
Elicia: They had a fight.
Al: Why are they holding hands?
Elicia: They get sad when they fight.
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No amount of money can make others speak well of you behind your back.
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These moments will be stories someday.
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Stop beating yourself up. You are a work in progress - which means you get there a little at a time, not all at once.
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She doesn't say "I love you" like a normal person. Instead, She'll laugh, shake her head, give you a little smile, and say, "You're an idiot." If she tells you you're an idiot, you're a lucky man.
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“Tim: And then I said "I promise I'll get therapy." You know, like a liar.“
Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people.
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Paul Newman Joanne Woodward
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Rogue: Gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.
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ngl;; there are certain muses I miss writing on this format. Sometimes I contemplate bringing some muses back but. Then I remind myself why I don’t write them on this format anymore. Fucking sucks but that’s life.
Maybe one day ill try going back in--just...maybe not make it a main blog. A small, private sideblog. For now however I really want to work on Shun and a few other blogs of mine.
Do you ever lay in bed and realise how not okay you are?
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