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talesfromdistrict11 · 11 minutes ago
Seeder: Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Rue: You told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Seeder: I said sanitize. Pandemic, remember?
Rue: Oh.
Rue: Don’t go in the basement for a while, then.
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diannasreality · 14 minutes ago
When life gets harder, challenge yourself to get stronger.
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incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes · 37 minutes ago
Mikey: On Earth, when someone says something really cool, you say “lit”.
Mona Lisa: I see.
Raph: Mona, I’ve been meaning to tell you this for a long time... I'm in love with you!
Mona Lisa: Lit.
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incorrectstardew · an hour ago
Kent, holding newborn Vincent: He looks like you, Jodi
Jodi: No, he's all you-
Sam, whispering to Sebastian: What are they talking about, he looks like a fucking alien-
Sebastian: StOp
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incorrectfmaquotes · an hour ago
Al: Why are your mom and dad sitting back to back?
Elicia: They had a fight.
Al: Why are they holding hands?
Elicia: They get sad when they fight.
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themindsjournalposts · 2 hours ago
Stop beating yourself up. You are a work in progress - which means you get there a little at a time, not all at once.
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perfectquote · 2 hours ago
She doesn't say "I love you" like a normal person. Instead, She'll laugh, shake her head, give you a little smile, and say, "You're an idiot." If she tells you you're an idiot, you're a lucky man.
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heartlandtfln · 2 hours ago
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“Tim: And then I said "I promise I'll get therapy." You know, like a liar.“
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unevaguedeprintemps · 2 hours ago
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Paul Newman Joanne Woodward
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kurokctei · 3 hours ago
ngl;; there are certain muses I miss writing on this format. Sometimes I contemplate bringing some muses back but. Then I remind myself why I don’t write them on this format anymore. Fucking sucks but that’s life.
Maybe one day ill try going back in--just...maybe not make it a main blog. A small, private sideblog. For now however I really want to work on Shun and a few other blogs of mine.
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