#Uncle Sam be like

[nando161mando]

Uncle Sam be like

#Uncle Sam be like #palestine #free palestine #freepalastine🇵🇸 #free gaza #gaza strip #gaza genocide #gazaunderattack #gaza #genocide #no pride in genocide #israel #israhell #benjamin netanyahu #fuck netanyahu #netanyahu a criminal of war #bibi netanyahu #anti netanyahu #usa politics #usa news #usa #america #genocide joe #joe biden #president biden #biden administration #biden #ausgov #politas #auspol

[beebox-illustrations]

Have you thought about Emma Winchester recently? You know, Deans amazon warrior daughter from season 7? No? Sorry then. Still immeasurably infuriating me.

Anyway, Happy Father’s Day 🥲 from her and the dozens of kids Dean adopted along the way

Have a nice week 🐝🌻

#supernatural #dean winchester #adopting children left and right #i miss all of them #like bobby-john #and Jesse that half demon boy #especially #emma winchester #she would have been such a badass character #instead they made Sam shoot her wth spn #well in this comic #sam winchester #gets to be a wholesome uncle #as it should have been #oh and #castiel #is in this comic! this means I can finally tag #destiel #i have awaited this moment #also #claire novak #having a small appearance #web comics #spn #procreate #my art #illustration #digital art #beebox-illustrations #i hate this show

[maevelander]

homelander doesn’t have a modern phone he has whatever This is

#the boys #homelander #feel like uncle sam himself would pick up the damn phone if someone called from this

[recently-reanimated]

I like to knit and baking as hobbies, and I understand where people are coming from when they're like, "When are you opening your etsy shop/bakery!!!" Like i get it, they're just giving me a compliment its nice. However, sometimes I just want to scream, "ID RATHER DIE THAN LEARN HOW TO DO BOOK KEEPING FOR A BUISNESS LET ME ENJOY MY LITTLE HOBBY WITHOUT CAPITALIZING ON IT"

#and dont even get me started on tax returns #id 100% end up in uncle sams naughty box #also and etsy shop would require going to the post office a lot which is like the ADHD nineth circle of hell #knitting #fiber arts #baking #mini rant

[dayurno]

“but if you didnt read aftg for the sports or the romance what did you read it for” is such a good question. unfortunately i am weird and mean and i read it because i like reading about people who are also weird and mean

#many such cases #when people say aftg is not about normal people you meet in average polite society #and im like wow. andrew would be a normal tuesday over here #YOU KNOW #not to be edgy or anything its just that. #mentally ill people with addiction and behavior issues arent as apart from my reality as people seem to think #and they are not as apart from yours either #if youve ever stepped foot outside the garden of uncle sams eden you would realize the foxes are #normal ass people #and sometimes normal ass people are weird and mean #and thats fine #txt

[cult-of-the-eye]

It just occurred to me that I have no idea the actual age range of the OIAR, like I'm imagining them around mid to late twenties, with lena being in her mid 40s and colin being like mid 30s but I could be so wrong

#like colin is giving unhinged older brother #but he could also be giving weird uncle #and gwen could be close to Lena's age but i wouldnt really know #like alice and her pop culture references make me think she's early 20s #but that doesnt seem right either #i dont know #tmagp #the magnus protocol #alice dyer #sam khalid #colin becher #lena kelley #gwen bouchard #celia ripley

[lazybastardsstuff]

I'M TIRED SAM!!!!!! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT AGAFGAGAGGAHAH.

#mafia the city of lost heaven #mafia #fanart #mafia the trilogy #sam trapani #mafia definitive edition #im dying because im so tired to draw SAM i hate him already xd #I don't know why but Sam looks a lot like my uncle so he bothered me the whole game

[goryhorroor]

holiday + horror movie

#i did not include mother's day because it's not really about the holiday #horror #horror movies #bloody new year #my bloody valentine #leprechaun #uncle sam #father's day #happy birthday to me #trick 'r treat #thanksgiving #black christmas #i kinda just picked one for each holiday that i liked #horroredit #moviesedit #filmedit #horror cinema #cinema

[cn-4amsleeper]

pretty sure this is the exact moment when Thomas told Kyle "Listen, remember to tell folks about the Final Draft mode." and then we got the most hilarious announcement lmao

#alan wake 2 #also is it just me or Sam and Kyle really give father and son energy?? #and Thomas is like the cool funny uncle #sam lake #kyle rowley #thomas puha #remedy entertainment #final draft #tga 2023 #the game awards

[mystilotls]

[Finds farmer unconscious]

Shane: [hushed whisper] Look, Sam, I know it's our job to help this guy and everything, but I think they're a lost cause. [Gulp] They've obviously made up their mind. Why don't we just cut our losses and get outta here

#original post #the introvert has spoken! #shitpost #stardew valley #stardew valley incorrect quotes #sdv #shane sdv #stardew valley shane #sdv sam #stardew valley sam #I need more of Sam and Shane shenanigans #I feel like they at least have a chill relationship #Shane is like Sam's (sometimes) fun uncle to me #source: smiling friends

[nyxlinak]

Imagine that the end of Supernatural is actually Sam going to live his dream of having a normal life and Dean keeps hunting. The two brothers go separate ways but keep calling each other, Dean come visit Sam whenever he can et Sam makes it clear that he is always welcome in his house at any time. Maybe Sam even help Dean with some hunts sometimes without it having an impact on his life. Sam marries a sweet girl, they buy a nice house and gets a puppy.

Later, Sam end up having a son, a literal mini version of him and Dean becomes the BEST uncle ever who wears leather jackets and picks him up at school in his cool car. When the boy becomes a teenager, he learns about monsters and hunting. Then something happens idk what (probably Sam being kidnapped by monsters) but it ends up with the boy riding shotgun in the Impala while Dean drives with metal music on. Both, uncle and nephew, going on a hunt together to find their brother/dad.

#Dean probably didn’t want his nephew to go on a hunt with him not wanting him to be involve with this and putting himself in danger but the #boy was stuborn as hell and he was going to find his dad period. So Dean bring him with him more to keep an eye on him and protect him #than to make him hunt with him #no but like just imagine Dean reaction when he learns that he is going to be an uncle and the first time he got to hold him 😭 #Dean would be an overprotective uncle #what would the boy name be ? #dean winchester #sam winchester #supernatural #spn #protective dean #the winchester brothers #alternate universe

[loadednachosao3]

I love how Lalo is treated like a rowdy puppy by the cartel like Bolsa was really about to let him rot in jail because he wouldn't stop chewing up the couch and peeing on Gus's shoes

#then he goes back to Mexico and goes to Eladio like #tee hee I had to pay uncle sam to unground me #and Eladio's like yeah I bet you did you bratty little freak #then they had gay sex or something probably idk I stopped watching

[mpregjamesdiamond]

all three of them wanting to kill themselves meanwhile james is on cloud nine

#we look goooood (we look like uncle sam threw up on us) #big time rush

[wallboys]

asoiaf extended family relations are so insane like. oh yeah sam is the nephew of rhea florent who is married to leyton hightower who is the father of lynesse (who was married to jorah who was the son of jeor who died in sam’s arms) who is the sister of alerie who is the mother of margaery who was married to renly who was the brother of stannis who is married to selyse who is the niece of alester who was sam’s grandfather who melisandre burned. oh and his wife, sam’s grandma, is from the house where it’s rumored some of the women can skinchange cranes btw

#i love sam and the hightowers being connected it’s so fun i can’t wait to see how it unfolds in twow with them #also his uncle alekyne fled to oldtown and might already be with leyton and rhea #also i stretched my brain trying to think if there was any possible way malora could be rhea’s but i don’t know if the timeline works #rhea’s mother’s name is melara so it like. *sounds* right but rhea is probably too young #asoiaf #samwell tarly #sam tarly #house tarly #house hightower #house florent

[soullessjack]

every time you call sam jack's uncle so you can sidestep sam for destiel again or you call dean jack's uncle bc you can't understand their relationship development i shoot a fat little cherub with a sawed-off.

#cal.txt #spn #dean winchester #sam winchester #jack kline #sam and jack #dean&jack #w*dni #cas is literally biologically jacks uncle and yet #they are all his fathers and if u cant get behind that u cant sit with me at the lunch table sorry #ntm how much of the discourse around dean&jack is almost entirely based around the idea that jack is a helpless child at deans mercy or wtv #like sorry not sorry but if u fault dean 4 his response 2 marys death ur actually just rlly fucking stupid. use ur brain. MARY DIED AGAIN. #HES RELIVING THE FUCKING ROOT TRAUMA OF HIS ENTIRE LIFE but must protecc jack the heccin pwecious bean right? fuck OFF please #anyways ^_^

[emprcaesar]

i think it’s so funny jon sends dareon to recruit people to join the nights watch with his songs.

this is the equivalent of the U.S. military going to high schools and talking about how awesome the military is and bribing kids with like keychains and shit to sell their soul to the army.

#jon is Uncle Sam #I WANT YOU FOR THE NIGHTS WATCH #who in their right mind #would hear a song and be like yeah time to go sit on a frozen wall #I feel Jon did that cause that would’ve gotten his ass to join the nights watch #Jon loves a good song #game of thrones #jon snow #book jon snow #asoiaf books #dareon the bard #asoiaf #nights watch