#Uncle Lenny

[thatsbelievable]

#11 Things That Won’t Fit in the Back of a Hearse #and one that won’t #list #lists #unreality #Uncle Lenny #spleen #gallbladder #medulla oblongata #philtrum #acnestis #lingual frenulum #TW death

[ercticisms]

why am i sort of funny

#red dead redemption #red dead #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #rdr #rdr1 #red dead redemption two #charles smith #john marston #jack marston #abigail marston #lenny summers #arthur morgan #hosea matthews #sean macguire #sadie adler #pearson rdr2 #uncle rdr2 #javier escuella #micah bell

[garfieldblunt]

How Many Shots do I need to Kiss the VDL gang members?

Arthur - 1 for confidence

Kieran - sober, hand him over

Lenny - 2 so we can cheers

Micah - I need to be Alcohol Poisoned to look in his direction

Dutch - 5 He needs to convince me though

Javier - Sober, Maybe 1 for encouragement

Abigail - 1 for confidence, she’s really pretty :)

Bill - I need to be family guy death posing before I think about kissing him

Pearson - 3 I feel like he would be a gentle kisser

Tilly - 2 I would still probably be nervous though

Molly - Sober, baby please I can treat you better I promise just give me a chance

John - 4 he looks like he would kiss me while he still had food on his lips :(

Mary Beth - 2 she definitely learned how to kiss from reading romance novels

Grimshaw - I don’t think she would let me :(

Uncle - no. :( I’m not kissing PeePaw

Hosea - 4 I’m kissing PawPee

Karen - 2 but I don’t have a Maguire Junior for her :(

Sean - 7 He’s going to show me his Maguire Junior :(

Charles - 2 for confidence

#rdr2 #kieran duffy #arthur morgan #dutch van der linde #john marston #micah bell #abigail marston #bill williamson #javier escuella #mary beth gaskill #susan grimshaw #lenny summers #uncle rdr2 #karen jones #charles smith #simon pearson #tilly jackson #sean macguire #hosea matthews #rdr headcanons #molly o'shea

[gem-likes-rdr]

ARTHUR WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN?!

#rdr #red dead redemption #hello rdr community #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #rdr2 #john marston #lenny summers #red dead fandom #uncle #uncle rdr2

[spoonsand]

RIP RED DEAD CHARACTERS YOU WOULD HAVE LOVED

Dutch- disposable fruity flavoured (mango) vapes, Duolingo

Hosea- rollerblading, old VHS movies, The Sound of Music, ear studs, small hoops, and ear cuffs

Arthur- LED strip lights, therapy, The Joy of Painting

John- Ax body spray, deodorant, those little arm floaties little kids wear in the pool

Mary-Beth- Lego flowers, The Notebook, Pinterest

Tilly- Easter egg hunts, making slime, slumber parties

Karen- Tube/crop tops, jean shorts, weightlifting

Sean- make your own mead kits, TikTok, “kiss me in Irish”, SUNSCREEN

Abigail- AirTags (she would put one on little Jack), Roasting marshmallows, Crime shows/courtroom dramas, Man! I Feel like a woman! By Shania Twain

Uncle- recliner chairs, dog sledding, Wheel of Fortune, Crosswords

Susan- Dark nail polish, cats(I’m 100% sure she’d own either a black cat or a tortishell that would sit on her lap/shoulder), dishwashers

Kieran- Creep by Radiohead, Tv shows about veterinarians, friendship bracelets (with Arthur)

Reverend Swanson- Support groups, The Robert Langdon series (especially Inferno, Angels & Demons), communion wine

Javier- Cards Against Humanity, online sheet music, ear gauges

Molly- Champaign toast anything from bath and bodywork’s, naval AND lip piercing, SUNSCREEN

Bill-sexy firefighter calendars, Grindr, Bumbl, all the dating apps, apples dipped in caramel, jolly ranchers

Charles- IMessage games (mini golf and battleship in particular), those long distance ‘thinking of you bracelets’, 90’s sitcoms

Lenny- The Carpenters, cologne to make him seem grown up, head pats

Trelawney- Harry Houdini, 50-60s movies, smoke bombs, dramatic flares

Strauss- a soul, Nigerian Prince scams, telemarketing

Sadie- gyms, self defence classes, the free Britany movement

Micah- staying in the strawberry jail, toothbrush + paste, good posture

Pearson- small businesses, handmade gifts, trying TikTok recipes

EXTRA

Annabelle- Gwen Stefani, sequins, Fast and the Furious

Jack (young)- The Backyardagains, cocomelon, a little toy train

Jack (epilogue)- Monty Python, skateboarding, swimming

Bessie- Bette Midler look a like contests, growing old, brown eyeliner, SUNSCREEN

#rdr2 #susan grimshaw #hosea matthews #dutch van der linde #arthur morgan #john marston #abigail marston #bessie matthews #tilly jackson #leopold strauss #keiran duffy #sean mcguire #mary beth gaskill #karen jones #micah bell #charles smith #lenny summers #molly o'shea #javier escuella #uncle #reverend swanson #josiah trelawny #sadie adler #simon pearson #bill williamson #jack marston #poor redheads #they’re gonna sunburn so bad :(

[pistolenprinz]

PRIDE ICONS SERIES (Credit Appreciated!)

VAN DER LINDE GANG, Red Dead Redemption 2

Flag: Asexual Spectrum / Acespec

Happy International Asexuality Day 💜🖤

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #abigail marston #abigail roberts #arthur morgan #bill williamson #charles smith #dutch van der linde #hosea matthews #jack marston #javier escuella #john marston #karen jones #lenny summers #mary beth gaskill #micah bell #molly o'shea #simon pearson #sadie adler #sean macguire #leopold strauss #susan grimshaw #reverend swanson #tilly jackson #josiah trelawny #rdr2 uncle #asexual #acespec #pride icons

[2sleepyem]

Another post 🤫

#red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption two #rdr2 #dutch van der linde #arthur morgan #sean macguire #bill williamson #lenny summers #molly o'shea #jack marston #tilly jackson #john marston #abigail marston #micah bell #kieran duffy #rdr uncle #karen jones #mary beth gaskill

[omgwhatchloe]

no part 2 please

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption two #arthur morgan #sean macguire #lenny summers #red dead fandom #uncle rdr2 #reverend rdr2 #hosea matthews #stop #strauss #leopold strauss

[slicedmayonnaise]

RDR2: Do They Munch?

Arthur Morgan: Yes. Mary made him stay clean shaven for optimal munching

John Marston: pre 1907- no. Would literally gag. Post 1907- yes. Definitely used his teeth the first time. Left Abigail bruised.

Charles Smith: Yes. He gets nervous, but he'll do it if you ask

Javier Escuella: Yes, but only for someone he's close with. Definitely went down on Abigail

Bill (Marion) Williamson: ABSOLUTELY NOT!! This is a gay man. He would CRY

Micah Bell: This man is THE most SELFISH lover. He's only here to get himself off. He does NOT munch. Finds it disgusting.

Josiah Trelawny: This man munches EAGERLY. He will munch even if it's your time of the month.

Dutch van der Linde: Says he will, but doesn't. Molly definitely begged him multiple times and he would always say "maybe next time"

Hosea Matthews: Yes. He's not afraid to munch. Was always happy to please Bessie.

Orville Swanson: No. This man don't even fuck, let alone munch. Dick limp from drinking.

#arthur morgan #john marston #charles smith #javier escuella #bill williamson #micah bell #josiah trelawny #dutch van der linde #hosea matthews #orville swanson #lenny summers #sean maguire #kieran duffy #simon pearson #uncle rdr2 #leopold strauss #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #red dead fandom #red dead redemption #red dead redemption community #rdr #red dead redemption two #red dead #red dead 2 #rdr 2

[brainmoss]

Horseshoe Overlook

By the fires

#red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #videogame imageset #imageset #horseshoe overlook #Javier Escuella #Sean Macguire #Leonard Summers #Lenny Summers #rdr2 uncle #Simon Pearson #Reverend Swanson #Orville Swanson #i always go ham when i take out the camera in rdr2 and then i have so many to choose from sometimes its hard to pick just one ahah #for the same ocasion i mean #like i only caught sean telling the story a bit after he started so then i had to stay in the same spot to get the pics before it ended #and lenny has so many expressions throughout it! I wanted to include some plus the pics look cool i think #orange glow and smoke

[eclaire-went-bam]

my headcanon is at least One member in the van der linde gang isn't going by their real name

cus ykn how most joined by attempting to steal from dutch or hosea or whatever

there had to be one that didn't trust the gang At All and told them a fake name and after they realised tha gang could be trusted, they were already wayyy too far in deep to suddenly go like "oh by the way i'm actually (name) aha awkwarrrrd ,,,,"

#i personally see john like this. #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #vdl gang #van der linde gang #arthur morgan #john marston #dutch van der linde #hosea matthews #javier escuella #bill williamson #micah bell #charles smith #sean macguire #lenny summers #sadie adler #karen jones #tilly jackson #mary beth gaskill #uncle rdr2 #abigail roberts #susan grimshaw #simon pearson #leopold strauss #josiah trelawney #josiah could also be a funny nomination for this lmao #orville swanson #kieran duffy #molly o'shea #jesus christ that's a litta gang members

[alligator-tearzz]

R.I.P Van Der Linde Gang 💔 You would have loved:

(seen a few ppl do this,, if you started this definitely lmk and I’ll credit u !!)

updated to add Kieran and Sean

Dutch - Self help books, those podcasts where people give you terribly incorrect health information and claim that they’re doctors

Uncle - The massage chairs in malls, Frank Gallagher, insane reddit stories that definitely never happened, scamming disability cheques from the government

Abigail - iPhone’s share your location feature, the Parent Teacher Association, audiobooks

Arthur - Remote control racing cars (aarwh it’s a toy boat!), the catch and cook youtube videos, Cowboy Carter by Beyoncé, free healthcare mayhaps…..

John - Maury, The sassy man apocalypse on TikTok, Sitting and watching Bluey in a trance with Abigail after Jack has already gone to bed

Miss Grimshaw - Supernanny, Judge Judy, Spas, Massages, Bear Grylls probably, Bed Bath and Beyond

Sadie - Streetwear, absolutely bodying men on FPS games, Rage rooms

Charles - Axe throwing to get the frustration out, wildlife protection acts, David Attenborough, ATLA

Javier - The head massage you get when you get your hair washed at the salon, edibles, Guitar Hero, collecting vinyls

Hosea - Game shows like The Chase and Deal or No Deal, Dolly Parton probably, cruises, community libraries where you take a book and leave a book behind

Strauss - Cryptocurrency, whatsapp scams

Mary-Beth - Wattpad, Ao3, Booktok, you name it. Those fanfic movie adaptations like After, 50 shades of Grey etc, Cottagecore aesthetic, Taylor Swift, TikTok edits, Bridgerton

Tilly - Those ‘Day in the Life of’ Tiktoks, Jazz bars, Chloe x Halle, cruises as well

Karen - How To Get Away With Murder, Bottomless brunch, Reality shows with a bunch of drama like Love Island or Married at First Sight, Ru Paul’s Drag Race

Bill - Mardi Gras, Brokeback Mountain 😋, Home Depot, probably, those giant American cars that are on the verge of being trucks, Call of Duty

Pearson - Those late night infomercials that show random kitchen utensils like a garlic mincer or a nutribullet blender, Reddit, Spending money on E-Harmony, standing in the club and staring awkwardly at a woman, Dungeons and Dragons

Lenny - Online self paced university, Jordan Peele movies, Studio Ghibli movies, Noise cancelling headphones, The Last of Us

Kieran - Animal crossing, Saddle Club, the Wikihow “how to talk to girls” page, taking horrible advice from tik tok just because the person who posted it sounded trustworthy, astrology probably

Sean - Getting drunk at local football games and heckling the other team, claiming he’s not into Karen’s reality shows but then standing there watching the whole episode with his arms crossed while asking her about every single person and their drama, would most definitely be famous for yapping on Twitter, Derry Girls would be his fave show

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #rdr2 memes #modern rdr2 #dutch van der linde #van der linde gang #lumbago #uncle #abigail roberts #john marston #lenny summers #cowboy carter #tilly jackson #susan grimshaw #mary beth gaskill #javier escuella #charles smith #bill williamson #sadie adler #hosea matthews #karen jones #leopold strauss #incorrect rdr2 #red dead

[synthsays]

Spoilers for RDR2 below!!!:

I was visiting Kieran's grave the other day and there were light blue flowers not far away and they reminded me a lot of him it was crazy so I decided to make a list of flowers that remind me of all the rdr2 characters

Kieran Duffy: Tweedia/Forget-me-not

Lenny Summers: Lantana

Hosea Mathews: Dasiy

Arthur Morgan: Poppy

Javier Escuella: Rose

Dutch Van Der Linde: Red hibiscus from Tahiti

Molly O' Shea: Honey Suckle

Sean McGuire: Dandelion

Susan Grimshaw: Red Tiger Lily

Sadie Adler: Sunflower

Charles Smith: Plume Thistle

Reverend Swanson: Queen Anne's Lace

Josiah Trelawney: Bleeding Heart

Jack Marston: Lilly of the Valley

John Marston: Violet

Karen Jones: Lily

Abigail Marston: Columbine

Mary-Beth Gaskill: Daffodil

Tilly Jackson: Lavender

Simon Pearson: Sea Thrift

Bill Williamson: Yarrow

Uncle: Cardinal Flower

Micah Bell: no flower only rat

#hope you enjoy ig? #i hope i got everyone #I ALMOST FIRGOT TRELAWNEY #there #rdr2 spoilers #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #kieran duffy #lenny summers #hosea matthews #dutch van der linde #arthur morgan #sean mcguire #javier escuella #susan grimshaw #sadie adler #charles smith #reverend swanson #josiah trelawny #jack marston #john marston #karen jones #abigail marston #mary beth gaskill #tilly jackson #simon pearson #bill williamson #uncle rdr2 #does he have a name??? #micah bell

[bourbonificould]

A night with the Deputy Callahan and the gang 🥳

+ Dutch

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption #arthur morgan #dutch van der linde #hosea matthews #john marston #lenny summers #sadie adler #susan grimshaw #uncle rdr2 #javier escuella #rdr2 photography #tumblr destroying the quality yet again #sadie im sorry ill make it up to u my 240p queen

[gem-likes-rdr]

We all know for a FACT John would rub his ranch in Arthur's face if Arthur was alive!

#rdr #red dead redemption #hello rdr community #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #red dead fandom #rdr2 #uncle rdr2 #john marston #lenny summers

[pistolenprinz]

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VAN DER LINDE GANG, Red Dead Redemption 2

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#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #abigail marston #abigail roberts #arthur morgan #bill williamson #charles smith #dutch van der linde #hosea matthews #jack marston #javier escuella #john marston #karen jones #lenny summers #mary beth gaskill #micah bell #molly o'shea #simon pearson #sadie adler #sean macguire #leopold strauss #susan grimshaw #reverend swanson #tilly jackson #josiah trelawny #rdr2 uncle #lesbian #pride icons #// time to queue up around 12 other posts for the week <3