#poor redheads

[spoonsand]

RIP RED DEAD CHARACTERS YOU WOULD HAVE LOVED

Dutch- disposable fruity flavoured (mango) vapes, Duolingo

Hosea- rollerblading, old VHS movies, The Sound of Music, ear studs, small hoops, and ear cuffs

Arthur- LED strip lights, therapy, The Joy of Painting

John- Ax body spray, deodorant, those little arm floaties little kids wear in the pool

Mary-Beth- Lego flowers, The Notebook, Pinterest

Tilly- Easter egg hunts, making slime, slumber parties

Karen- Tube/crop tops, jean shorts, weightlifting

Sean- make your own mead kits, TikTok, “kiss me in Irish”, SUNSCREEN

Abigail- AirTags (she would put one on little Jack), Roasting marshmallows, Crime shows/courtroom dramas, Man! I Feel like a woman! By Shania Twain

Uncle- recliner chairs, dog sledding, Wheel of Fortune, Crosswords

Susan- Dark nail polish, cats(I’m 100% sure she’d own either a black cat or a tortishell that would sit on her lap/shoulder), dishwashers

Kieran- Creep by Radiohead, Tv shows about veterinarians, friendship bracelets (with Arthur)

Reverend Swanson- Support groups, The Robert Langdon series (especially Inferno, Angels & Demons), communion wine

Javier- Cards Against Humanity, online sheet music, ear gauges

Molly- Champaign toast anything from bath and bodywork’s, naval AND lip piercing, SUNSCREEN

Bill-sexy firefighter calendars, Grindr, Bumbl, all the dating apps, apples dipped in caramel, jolly ranchers

Charles- IMessage games (mini golf and battleship in particular), those long distance ‘thinking of you bracelets’, 90’s sitcoms

Lenny- The Carpenters, cologne to make him seem grown up, head pats

Trelawney- Harry Houdini, 50-60s movies, smoke bombs, dramatic flares

Strauss- a soul, Nigerian Prince scams, telemarketing

Sadie- gyms, self defence classes, the free Britany movement

Micah- staying in the strawberry jail, toothbrush + paste, good posture

Pearson- small businesses, handmade gifts, trying TikTok recipes

EXTRA

Annabelle- Gwen Stefani, sequins, Fast and the Furious

Jack (young)- The Backyardagains, cocomelon, a little toy train

Jack (epilogue)- Monty Python, skateboarding, swimming

Bessie- Bette Midler look a like contests, growing old, brown eyeliner, SUNSCREEN

#rdr2 #susan grimshaw #hosea matthews #dutch van der linde #arthur morgan #john marston #abigail marston #bessie matthews #tilly jackson #leopold strauss #keiran duffy #sean mcguire #mary beth gaskill #karen jones #micah bell #charles smith #lenny summers #molly o'shea #javier escuella #uncle #reverend swanson #josiah trelawny #sadie adler #simon pearson #bill williamson #jack marston #poor redheads #they’re gonna sunburn so bad :(

[novelconcepts]

When i think about how Van Palmer was developed in a lab to get me in a goddamn chokehold.

You got a lesbian. You got a butch lesbian. You got a comedy-prone butch lesbian. You got a comedy-prone, movie-obsessed butch lesbian. You got a comedy-prone, movie-obsessed, haunted-by-a-rough-childhood butch lesbian. You got a comedy-prone, movie-obsessed, haunted-by-a-rough-childhood, hidden-pragmatic-depths butch lesbian.

You put that lesbian in survival hell situations. You put that lesbian in survival hell situations with her girlfriend. You put that lesbian in survival hell situations with her girlfriend as the romantic heart of your show. You put that lesbian in survival hell situations with her girlfriend as the romantic heart of the show AND make them both unkillable.

You put that lesbian in two timelines. You put that lesbian in the storyteller role. You put that lesbian in scars and silver rings. You put that lesbian in a position to explore the darkest side of loving someone. You put that lesbian on my screen, and you cast Liv Hewson. You put that lesbian on my screen, and you cast Lauren Ambrose. I mean. I mean.

Any ONE of these things would have been enough, and yet. Here we are. Watching the unkillable, complex-ass, funny, scary, heartfelt, fireproof lesbian get her face torn off by wolves, commit cannibalism, fall in love, move to fucking Ohio, and come back for more?? And you expect her NOT to move into a penthouse apartment in the very center of my heart? Be serious, dude. Be so serious.

#yellowjackets #van palmer #a love letter to van could go on for miles my dudes #I could write an ESSAY #she’s silly! she’s somber! she’s protective! she’s making poor decisions! #she’s got no trust and all the love in her heart! she’ll fall in with a cult! she’ll follow a sleepwalker to a cliff! #she thinks she’s responsible for everyone! she won’t let anyone be responsible for her! #she runs a video store in 2021! she throws out her bills! she’s subsisting on a diet of donuts and Mountain Dew! #she’s weak as shit for her married ex! she keeps booze in her truck! she’s dying but fuck it she’ll put on a mask and pick up a knife! #and on top of it ALL she’s a redhead. I mean. I was lost from the word go #anyway. I love van. I miss this show. I can’t wait for it to come back #it makes me feel way too Seen for a show about…well. all of that.

[teaboot]

I never really appreciate how hard white-white folks have it in the summer until my spots burn like most of me has healed already but everywhere that doesn't have pigment has turned into bright pink blisters and scabs I hate it like FUCK people really live like this full body holy shit. Respect and concern

#I just want to complain #Lmao my half brother is a redhead poor bastard he burns like milk on the stove

[mmhawkes]

ok, but hear me out.

A Muppet version of Sherlock Holmes with Gonzo as Holmes and Rizzo as Watson, and the only humans are Mrs Hudson, Holmes’ clients, and random denizens of London. The entire thing is as scrupulously decorated and costumed as the Muppet Christmas Carol.

#imagine doing the red headed league #or the copper beeches #poor confused redheads being gaslit by muppets while other muppets being weirdly self aware save the day i guess #it would be hilarious #muppets #muppet christmas carol #sherlock holmes

[comas-are-for-sleeping]

i love workplace comedies (the magnus archives and severance)

#poor little meow meow guy in a mysterious job and then everything starts going to shit and he falls in love w a redhead #and obsessive creepy boss who watches everything he does #rlly just the most comedic things #rambles #the magnus archives #severance #mark scout #jonathon sims

[uniquevoidflowers]

Treasures

@unexpectedstormy, for your other idea. Sorry it's short and a little bit more angsty than I thought it would be.

Wind’s POV

“Wind, remind me why we’re doing this again?” Legend grumbled.

“Why not?” Wind grinned.

“Don’t be a bum Legend, we brought you along cause you are the only responsible one that won’t  mother us.” Wild scoffed.

“I don’t even know why I agreed to this.” Legend muttered.

“Because you love us!” Hyrule beamed.

Legend softened for a minute before grumbling something unintelligible. Wild somehow picked it up and started giggling. The chain were currently in Wind’s Hyrule, on a small island that the sailor had never explored before. So lo and behold, Hyrule, Wind, and Wild wanted to explore. Wind specifically wished to find some buried treasure. 

He had only brought Legend along because secretly, Wind wanted to give some of the treasure to the collector of the group. As a thanks for all the times the veteran had decided to comfort all of them after a particularly bad nightmare, and give all of them the most delicious apple cider. Which meant Wind was even more determined to find this treasure. 

“Aw, I wish we brought Wolfie, he would’ve been able to dig for us.” Hyrule lamented.

“Yeah well, Twilight would be mothering us. We aren’t even supposed to be exploring right now!” Wild kept the crazy grin on his face he would wear even when he was bleeding out rapidly. 

“Don’t worry, I’m prepared. I have shovels.” Legend grunted and pulled them magically out of his bag.

“How can you do that?” Wind asked in awe.

“My bag is magical, what else is new?” Legend smirked, and handed each of them shovels. 

They walked around and arrived on a beach. “Let’s start digging!” Wind cheered.

The four began to dig, and dig, and dig….and dig. And dig, and dig….and dig.

Unfortunately nothing appeared, and everyone was exhausted from digging for so long. “Well this has been fun, but I think we’ve had our attempt. Let’s go back now before we worry anyone.” Legend demanded.

“No! Legend we’ve got to find some treasure!” Wind pleaded.

“We can’t give up so easily!” Hyrule chimed in.

Legend looked conflicted. “Hate to break it to y’all but none of the chain know we went off to. Do you recall the last time SOMEONE went off and didn’t come back for hours? Without telling anyone where they were going?” He scowled.

Hyrule winced, indeed recalling the incident. “Don’t be like that Ledge, are you no fun at all?” Wild huffed.

“Wha—I’m plenty of fun! I just…don’t want to cause stress over something like this.” Legend retorted.

“If you are plenty of fun, then you’ll help us.” Wild rebutted. 

Legend faltered and opened his mouth a few times but no sound came out. “This is my Hyrule, and you’re one of the most experienced heroes! We’ve got nothing to worry about.” Wind assured the veteran.

“…Fine.” Legend relented.

Wind gave a cheer. So they got to digging again, happily chatting about normal things like arson.(Surprisingly Legend was on board with that.) After what felt like forever Wild announced, “I found something!” 

Everybody shot up and turned to look at the cook. “My Magnesis detected something in the water! I should be able to pull it out.” Wild elaborated, excitedly. 

The three others leaned closer and watched in anticipation as Wild slowly used a red mechanic to bring out a chest from the beneath the blue ocean. Eventually the chest fell down on to the sand and Wind was allowed the opportunity to open it up. Inside was a stack of rupees and a golden necklace that had the name ‘Marin’ imprinted on it. Wind gingerly grasped the necklace and smiled. This was the perfect gift for Legend. “Here, vet, for you. Consider it a gift.” The sailor handed the necklace away.

Legend gasped and before Wind knew it, tears were streaming down the veteran’s cheeks. Silent tears turned into sobs as Legend held the necklace tight to his chest. “Whoa there, are you okay?” Wind frowned. 

Did he do something wrong? Did Legend not like the gift? The collector just continued sobbing, and Wild looked puzzled. Hyrule carefully wrapped Legend in a hug. “Legend, breathe. Are you okay?” Hyrule asked.

“I’m fine. Thank you Wind.” Legend sniffled and wiped tears away as he stuffed the necklace into a pocket.

Legend’s cheeks were red as he turned away in what looked like shame. “If you don’t like the gift I can always just give you some rupees.” Wind offered. 

“No, I-this name just brings up memories. But the necklace is good, thanks.” Legend reassured.

Wind furrowed his eyebrows. Was Legend just trying to be nice? “Well, I’d say this trip was successful. Should we go back to the chain now?” Wild suggested.

“Good idea.” Wind nodded, staring at the tear-streaked face of the vet.

Likely, Wind would never know why Legend had given that reaction, but he hoped it wasn’t because of him. 

#linked universe #lu legend #lu wind #lu hyrule #lu wild #*sprinkles Legend angst* #whoops #poor ledge thinking of his redhead #Legend in his mind: It's her handwriting too.

[mxsticmess]

Saeyoung Choi needs his “cringe phase” (affectionate)

Saeyoung never went through any kind of formal education until he left for the agency and went to college. No high school, no middle school. Conclusion: he needs to live through a cringy (/pos) phase in his life to truly develop.

a. i use the term cringe affectionately here. this isn’t negative at all, just for fun :3c

b. does this mean he’d do all this now? post se/any route, or is it all hypothetical? idk, but i like seeing my boy all silly and nerdy

when he was younger? fnaf kid. actually no he’d still be a fnaf guy. i bet he identifies with michael (having an evil dad and guilt over younger brother)

also secretly relates to sans undertale. silly funny hoodie man who’s lazy and jokes around but secretly would kill for his brother? this man cannot deny it

he’s totally that kid that was exposed to the internet at a way too early age and was exposed to stuff not age appropriate for him because there was nobody to guide him

creepypasta kid. loves the gaming creepypastas like sonic.exe and ben drowned

i hate to say it but probably has a reddit account with a bunch of throwaways. also had ifunny for a period of time.

not typical cringe but omg he’d love SCP. convinces yoosung that several of them are real and probably writes a few

WAIT HOW COULD I FORGET. WARRIOR CATS. he’d get so into those books it’s unreal. those books never leave you i bet he still has a firestar meowy lying around somewhere

#saeyoung choi #707 #mystic messenger #mysme #mysme seven #my poor little meow meow #i’m gonna be honest I think this was a majority just me projecting #but it’s my redhead and i get to choose the headcanons #seven #mm luciel #mm #why does he have so many names #headcanons #mystic messenger headcanons

[emmastone-world]

Emma Stone (Bella Baxter) on “Poor Things” 2023

#emma stone #poor things #bella baxter #movie #redhead

[christinered]

Things in the city are simply horrifying. What could you possibly do to save him?

Kinksters...I just dont understand.

This is just outside of The Manhattan Court House on Centre St.

Middle of the day.

When our city suffers...

New Yorkers suffer too.

Damm shame.

~Red

#christinered #new york city redhead #new york city #firestarter #poor soul

[thedancingcrab]

Blaaaah. What a mess life has been recently. I haven't felt quite this broken in a long long time. Have recently managed to get out of a relationship that had left me in no end of debt to the point where I can no longer even afford bread anymore. 😅 In the process of moving back in with family to start a better life for myself where I can be free from any type of emotional abuse and have a fresh start. What am I looking forward to most? Not having to starve anymore due to a lack of money and being surrounded by cute fluffy animals. The only way is up. ❤️

#ginger #me #redhead #Toxic relationships #One day I won't be poor #Better days are coming

[starlightkun]

still havent given up on u hockey player bf sungchan

#missing u now more than ever.... #sungchan permanent unit where r u #why do i always bias sm's redheaded stepchildren #kun was on without you chn vers then actually debuted almost 3 yrs later #with less than 1 line total #and his permanent units debut song was literally a chn vers of another units title track etc etc the list goes on he is in wayv #poor jungwoo also debuted in empathy with .2 lines but he at least got put in 127 right after #and is now in djj with plenty of lines etc etc love that for him #but oh my god now sungchan 😭😭 my mans has been debuted but ALSO unemployed unitless jobless for 2.5 yrs now #with no word on an official permanent unit for him just vague promises of nct tokyo and were just GUESSING that hes gonna be in it #but we were also GUESSING that the april nct unit debut was gonna be nct tokyo w sungtaro sr22b and yuta but surprise it was djj???? #so like 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #god why do i stan flops (affectionate) #anyway look at my boyfie <33 #talk #pic #mine #sungchan #bias tag #mel's unhinged moodboards #tag talk #f: buzzer beater

[stil-lindigo]

you’re going to make this difficult for me, aren’t you?

#oc art #original art #fantasy art #still not certain on how to tag this sorta thing #illustration #thats one thing it is yeah absolutely for sure #my saga relating to this poor put upon redhead continues #now with even more pronounced lesbianism! #the girl with the knife is named jeta #shes good with a knife and ambitious #redhead is roma #shes resourceful #and maybe a little bit in love with jeta but ah #details #black chimera #stillindigo art

[spite-and-waffles]

Purely Pre52 rumination, but once you throw out all the fanon nonsense about Dick being a manslut, I'm wondering whether he even technically has any game of his own. Because all he's ever had to do was stand still long enough. 🤔

#i'm throwing out both Nightwing Annuals #the second one obviously should be taken behind the barn and shot #but the first one was also extremely weird #i refuse to believe Dick is a man who would con a possibly innocent and grieving woman into marriage #devin grayson explain yourself #actually no don't. historically it has made nothing clearer and everything worse #Dick is a serial monogamist with a redhead fixation #he's only slept with 4 women and two of them dumped him for being a Stage Three Clinger #that's hardly manwhoring. especially considering who raised him #and like Im not shaming because I personally approve of promiscuity but Bruce is a bigger dog than Titus #I think Dick only really pursued Babs #poor Dick. everybody thinks he's player but really these people just keep happening to him #meanwhile there's Slade off on the side pining like 'it's like I dont even exist to you' #the world's creepiest DILF since Ra's Al Ghul #...yeah I kinda hate myself for that one too #dick grayson #Nightwing #preboot #spite waffle

[benbamboozled]

Seems to me like there is writing material to be had regarding Jason and Barbara. However, eh... I feel distinctly unqualified to write half that duo. XD

THERE. IS.

SO MUCH POTENTIAL. For so many different angles of interaction! Just waiting to be delved into!!!

(And, hey now…being distinctly unqualified to write half of a comics duo never stopped any comic pro and it shouldn’t stop you! People have literally been paid to do so much worse than you could do.)

#ask answered #the pros will always be worse because THEY can make things CANON. #Grant Morrison went mad with power and inexplicably made Jason a redhead and everyone just had to awkwardly go along with it for YEARS. #poor Judd Winick writing redhead Jason ‘I guess I have to do this now…’ #Jason Todd #Barbara Gordon #always believe in yourself unless you are comic writer in which case maybe get like at least one or two second opinions.

[csmistcres]

𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚎 / @redhead-reporter / ❛  it's okay if you don't want to talk about it. maybe we can just sit here for a while instead.  ❜

the special detachment was over and he eventually returned home to LEMOORE only to find his fiancé was cheating on him. he had walked into his bedroom to find her in his bed with another man. to make it worse , the other man was his best friend from high school. so he packed more bags only to return to the place he just spent seven weeks at. he ended up at THE HARD DECK to see MJ and Bradley there. he was quiet most of the night , his mind kept on going back to earlier that day. when asked what was wrong , he lied and said nothing.

he was outside on the beach with MJ when he finally broke his silence. ❛  it's Jessica . . . I went home and she was sleeping with my friend from high school.  i didn't know what else to do besides pack up and leave. i can't believe she would do that. ❜

#ic : robert floyd #redhead-reporter #there we go!! poor baby on board

[burinazar]

the two character groups don’t actually have a great deal in common as far as their actual personalities as individuals or  their vibes as trios -- like, very little, honestly, most parallels between the characters themselves would feel really forced -- but thanks to some interesting bullet points they still share...i definitely did/do think about a ‘God and his Two Faithful Lyctors’ AU for the Three Sages. 

#orphan hole tag #bullet points they shere: #trio of adults that lived their human lives thousands of years before the young MCs #(and are...still around. 'human' part negotiable) #whose decisions and dreams and failures had effects that echoed thru the ages and affect the MCs #instituting a system they must cause upheaval against #their backstory arc asks questions about the price a human can pay for survival without losing what it is that makes you human #their 'leader' is associated with religious symbolism and spirituality #and might have golden eyes depending on who and when you ask #uhhh #ok im running out now #the lady one is a redhead #if you put the nerdiest one in the middle either character group could have a really interesting thr-- what who said that. what. #biggest hole in this AU is that you run out of characters to be people's cavs #i simply can't assign one for Wazukyan or Belaf. (obviously we have poor Pakkoyan for Vueko) #If Only Tsukushi Gave More Ganjas Personality Traits i say heaving a big sigh. it is a day that ends in y #i toyed with other dumb tlt AUs for them too actually. belavue and wazubela could both make a cool necro/cav pair…. #(necro Be and cav Vue or necro Waz and cav Be. obviously) #belavue #wazubela #those tags are for my personal use lol i hope nobody finds this thing looking for ship content #if you somehow do sorry