#They were in front of a church

[tetitous]

The thing I would currently go "the wicked witch of the east, bro!" for is "Vash and Wolfwood got metaphorically married, bro!"

#trigun #Am I wrong? #You're gonna tell me that I'm wrong? #They were in front of a church #with confettis falling over their heads as the bells rang and they were drinking an alcohol called “Bride”! #Grow up bro. Grow up. #vashwood #trigun maximum #trimax #trimax spoilers #trigun maximum spoilers

[xolaanii]

"It's about time you found each other." ASSASSIN'S CREED VALHALLA [2020] dev. Ubisoft

#ac valhalla #assassin's creed valhalla #eivor varinsdóttir #eivor wolfkissed #aartyom #videogameedit #gamingedit #vg: assassin's creed valhalla #c: eivor wolfkissed #c: stowe #c: erke #p: mine #mine: ac valhalla #valedits #eivor dsvjisdbvkd baby girl they were so obvious #i can't believe the first thing i did when i reached lunden was flirt with stowe #some clown behaviour #i hope they stay happy dksfbcd i was cackling the whole time they said anything that obvious #also gotta say a dane and an englishman canoodling in a church?? #in front of god's salad?? #they deserve the world

[hadesoftheladies]

hate going for christian weddings sometimes because i always see the prettiest women with the ugliest men, the sermon is always some shit about wives being slaves (but not like bad slavery, mutual slavery except the husband is a benevolent master which makes it okay) and making babies for their husband, the music is always lame, the mc is always weird and obnoxious, and older women keep fucking asking me when it's gonna be my turn and never take no for an answer.

#mine #personal #brief storytime in the tags #one of my family friends got married and i was happy she was happy #her parents are like an aunt and uncle to me #i was happy to share that moment with them #we cried and laughed together #and my friends #their other daughters were on the line and looked gorgeous #it was just beautiful watching us all grow up in a way and move on to “the next” together #BUT #im a pastor's kid #and my dad loves weddings #he drinks them in whenever he can now especially because they make him happy and he's had to attend a lot more funerals this year #he's been burdened a lot by how many people he's had to bury and how many hospital visits he's had to do #so i was happy to see him happy too #it just all felt so bittersweet to me #because i know how badly my parents want this for me and for themselves #there was a daddy-daughters dance at some point and i could feel my dad beaming beside me watching that #and i was a little sad about it because i was like im never gonna give you that #this could be the best thing i could ever give you and i will never give you this #i can never kneel at an altar in front of a pastor and swallow that sermon #i would never marry a man in my generation #if i married a woman you and almost the entire tent filled with people that watched me grow up would not attend #my happiest day would be another funeral for you #it was worse because im kind of a small celebrity in this community because of my parents and their siblings who are politicians #so people i barely knew kept coming up and asking me when it would be my turn and how they so looked forward to the day #and i was like i love that we're a community here and i missed the pestering of aunts since i left church #but at the same time i was glad to remember why i left #there is no freedom to be myself at all with them because all they do is project their beliefs and ideas on me because that's what children

[queenlucythevaliant]

Why can't the churches with choirs and pipe organs and stained glass windows have a bit more theological rigor??

#i am constantly forced to reject churches with beautiful music and sanctuaries I can see myself getting married in #in favor of rigorous theology #and like. i will every time #but how it that fair?? #i maintain that truly beautiful churches and stained glass windows and pipe organs should belong by right #to Christians committed to taking the Bible seriously #it makes me so sad every time I live near a church with gorgeous carillon bells and know I'll never even consider membership there #bc i see the titles of their sermons on the signpost out front every week and *yikes dudes I'm praying for you* #or like that time i was invited to come sing in the choir at a church where both my voice teacher and my choir director were involved #like. a church regionally famous for having a truly fantastic choir #and obviously had to turn them down because I've read their what we believe page and they only mention 2/3 of the trinity #why can't a girl have it all????? #honestly this is the most compelling reason imo to move back to southern California #lots of beautiful Presbyterian churches with sound theology AND choirs and organs and beautiful sanctuaries #but alas #i am here #and so i suffer #(I'm being dramatic. I'm sure whatever church God has for me will be great) #but also #just #sigh #can't a reformed girlie want a pipe organ? as a treat? #pontifications and creations #new adventures #sunday school kid

[isfjmel-phleg]

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#random personal stuff #whining ahead feel free to ignore #after a little over two weeks with my family I guess it was hard today to go back to church here and #be reminded how easy it is to feel utterly disconnected for some reason #I have a small amount of friends whom I do very much appreciate #but otherwise it's like going through life in a glass case #which is probably my fault somehow #anyway I miss going to a smaller church (it got assimilated into this huge one) #and I miss smaller more intimate Bible study groups #there are more people around now whom it's not easy to be real or vocal in front of #(including the lady who once asked if I were one of the then-pregnant women and can't remember my name etc.) #and that's not their fault and they have every right to be there #it's just a different dynamic and unfortunately it's one that I haven't figured out how to be comfortable in yet #feeling like you belong with particular people is just really hard you know? #it has to be earned and proven and mulled over sometimes for years #before it's ever even believable #I got assigned a while back to consider why the whole disconnect thing #still drawing a blank #probably supposed to have an epiphany about what I'm doing wrong #if so can it be shipped a little faster because I don't have time for this nonsense

[britneyshakespeare]

Also I never knew that there was even a single color photograph of my grandparents' wedding in 1952. I've only ever seen the ones in black and white. Don't they look beautiful? Didn't I just come from the most gorgeous people?

#i love how you can actually see my grandfather's red hair #as a redhead i know the injustice that black and white does to us... alas! #my charcoal self-portraits always look unlike myself to me because im like i have red hair. this doesnt look like a redhead #this isnt me #also even though it's a white dress. grammy's dress looks so much more beautiful surrounded by color #wow #tales from diana #did you know i never knew my grandmother was a local beauty queen when she was younger until after she died? #when her dementia got to the stage where she needed a live-in nurse to help her all the time #at one point my aunt rediscovered a picture from when she was about. 17. i posted it years ago #she scanned it and had it cropped and framed and left it in the front of the living room #the first time the nurse saw that photo (i was there) she said 'DAAAAMN MOM IS THAT YOU?' #and grammy was like 'oh :) yes thats me' #like it was nothing and then later on the nurse said 'i know you already said it but damn i just cant stop looking at you!' #that nurse was really nice. really really nice. #the priest at the wake when saying a prayer for the family before everyone else started ushering in #mentioned what a beauty my grandmother was and what a lovely couple the two of them were. #they went to that local church for about 60 years so he mustve known them for decades. it was a nice touch.

[iscariotapologist]

to be quite honest i'm not entirely over having my teenage body scrutinized and deemed overly scandalous and inappropriate at various times by insane staff and faculty in evangelical high school for existing in leggings or a dress. just things i'm thinking upon and getting enraged over this nye. imagine having a normal body image

#couldn't wear leggings or tight pants in the cult school and once was pulled aside by a male teacher who told me my shirt was too low #(the shirt had literally been given to me by the dorm dean) full offense but i hope he dies painfully #and then at the next (liberal by adventist standards) school had dress check every fri night and sat morning to go to mandatory church #in last two years had a fully evil head dean who pulled me aside on my way to sunday breakfast to look at my ass and tell me no one wanted #to see that and when we had (also mandatory) 'banquets' instead of prom she told me at the (mandatory) dress precheck that the dress i #borrowed was too tight around the armpits (?) and i needed to fix it (i just hiked it up higher when i had to walk past her to leave and #she didnt notice) i dont even remember what kind of dress it was #this woman was so cartoonishly evil. people whose skin i would rip off and burn in front of them #also if i were skinny u know none of these evil motherfuckers would have looked twice #i literally will never be able to afford enough therapy to fix the damage these people + my mother did to my self image....anyway #oh plus purity culture..........wow its crazy how my eating habits are abnormal idk why #i hate adventists sm #wait im not done. this woman also put up a sign on the front doors of the dorm about how us girls have to 'protect the men of our campus' #by not wearing leggings etc. die in a fire. ok im done #me #ed tw #(?) just in case #ex sda

[ectonurites]

love the vibe of this pic i just tried to take of some deer

#we were just walking back from trivia and boom. deer in front of the theater #grandpa max is god? i go to church now

[starshine-selfships]

I have seen multiple fmk polls with Gabe and all the replies that are like "he won't do anything with you unless you're married" have me. thinking.

#in absolute awe in the church as the guy who's marrying an angel #designs in the stained glass along the walls all paling in comparison to the actual figure in front of them #he is easily the largest figure in the building; not even counting the wings and halo #i think he would be in full armor. the swords as well. he's unsheathing them and symbolically passing them to me #he canonically can play the organ; he practiced just for this occasion #sorry i blacked out; what were you saying? #star speaks

[canolaaoil]

rewatching yuri on ice in retrospect is so funny they could’ve been fucking and sucking on screen and the fandom wouldve said it was queerbaiting because they didn’t confirm their relationship in words

#they were literally steps from that too #also they literally exchanged gold bands in front of a church which then gets referred to as engagement rings #what a time that was #olivia can and should wear red eyeshadow

[im-not-the-one-youre-looking-for]

Girls helping girls I say, shivering on the side of the road doing nothing while someone else changes the girl’s tire

#I was providing anti creepy men support #the guy was lovely and he knew the neighbor that we were in front of so I’m like 98% sure he goes to my parents’ church #but I leaned over to the girl and was like He seems chill but I’ll stay till this is done #lol and then some other truck that drove past went for a different jack and when the guy came back it was my cousin #anyway not all men yes yes but it’s also about making my fellow women *feel* safe

[arrowpunk]

Definitely experienced more blatant directed homophobia today than I probably ever have before so that's fun

#ramblings of an arrow #I shouldn't be laughing but like #the lady that crossed herself and then said 'go back to hell where you belong' #and kept saying things insinuating that either I was a demon #or possessed by one #was just... so much #like I think she was trying to exorcise me and my wife in the thrift store?? #and then had to uhhh sit thru a sermon b/c my parents were in town #this one does not make me laugh #it was... it was so bad #i couldn't tell if the pastor preaching it kept looking at me when he was talking about queer ppl too #b/c i was definitely the most overtly queer looking person in that church #talking abt how queer ppl are going to hell but like u gotta be nice to them anyways #b/c maybe if you're nicies to them they'll convert #how about you fuck right off sir #if my parents and in laws weren't there I would've walked out #or kissed my wife full on the mouth in front of everyone #it was just....... extremely upsetting #SO YEAH HAD A FUN DAY TODAY #lots of homophobia #the terrible part is that it's almost surprising none of it was from my parents

[bunglegaydogs]

in the middle of drawing dazai in the outfit i wore to church today xoxo dont know whether im drawing fem!dazai or just a fem dazai ^^

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #osamu dazai #bitch church SUCKED ASSSS (these tags are so fucking long holy shit) #the old woman in the row in front of us was just glaring at me #and when we did peace be with you she just lightly grazed my hand mumbled and quickly retracted it and turned away #i was pissing #and she just kept sending me dirty looks #it was the funniest shit ever #i didnt want to be there fr man #and then during like fucking ezekiels passage thing #it said something about how you should love yourself #then it was like but always know and think that everyone else is far superior to you and better than you in ever way #i was baffled so i said this to my mum and i was like “?! whys it saying that but then saying that? but counterintuitive no?” #and she was like “omg stfu were literally in church you cant be saying that shit?” #but she was laughing at half of the shit i was saying anyways #then i made her sing the hymns with me because i was just fucking grinning at her like why arent you singing mum come on #lets sing the hymns together #it was an experience #it was also fucking god awful #(no pun intended) #i said im not going to communion #and my mum was like ? you cant not go to communion #and i was like nope if i dont believe in the fucker why am i going to eat his flesh and she was like shhh #and then i was like ooh im old enough to drink the wine now LMAO #we havent been in like 6-7 years #and the priest was like “ive mentioned it in our newsletter but we urgently need altar servers” #“theres been no altar servers on saturday masses for over 5 years now” #and me and my mum were like yikes bc thats bc we havent been #(i used to be an altar server AEUGH)

[giulolosblackmail]

Barbalius: did you fuck my dad

Gaelan: Really, for all that you present yourself as above petty insults and crass jibes, hardly behavior befitting a Red Top Knight after all, it is you who always-

Barbalius: DID YOU FUCK MY DAD

Gaelan: :3c

Barbalius: I'LL KILL YOU

#helix waltz #hw barbalius #hw gaelan bavlenka #the whole mess reminded me of that one avengers fic i read way back when where tony had a meltdown because he put two and two together #and realized his dad and steve probably boinked at some point #gaelan leading barbie around by the nose was so damn entertaining #i'm so upset they made gaelan 'secretly good the whole time actually' cuz now they won't make him such a bitch #and try to retcon his whole personality #and they're gonna be way more aggressive with it than they were with bg #god i've got a plotbunny about chopping off the secretly good crap and making a fic where nyx out maneuvers gaelan #to take control of the bavlenka house #and the scattered bavlenkas come together in a show of united force because everybody loves nyx and really not many of them care for gaelan #who ditched his responsibilities to focus on his beef with some foreign knight #come on man nyx was picking up all the slack #and gaelan #all but exiled from finsel in his fall runs into barbie in the church when he's praying #in front of the shrine to the newly canonized saint of hard decisions his old friend and barbie's father #obvi they don't hit it off or anything #but barbalius feels so bad about the whole thing and how bad it turned out for gaelan when he was actually fulfilling a dead man's wish #so he lets gaelan crash on his couch #they both hate each other more the longer they spend together #but barbie keeps letting him stay because gaelan speedran barbie's fall from grace and the parallels make him bend #but unlike barbie gaelan has no intention of getting better #he's not here because he went against anybody to do the right thing #he's here because he picked the wrong opponent to underestimate #he got backstabbed in the house of backstabbers really he should have seen that coming #so barbalius just has this asshole psudeo uncle figure living in his house and actively making his life worse while living off his money #and refusing to 'find his place in the world' or whatever idealistic bullshit barbie keeps spouting #he's going to milk this for as long as he can or until something better comes along #i just think they could make each other worse <3

[minglana]

"casa rural" but its literally the house that his grandma bought so the entire family could go back to the village and spend the summers there.

#idk why 'casa rural' inspires such rage in me #maybe its bc theyre just using the village as an accessory honestly. bc they are. last yr they took photos there for their promo and whatno #and also 'aislado'... girl u live right in front of the fucking church IN THE MIDDLE OF THE VILLAGE #oh this shit makes me mad. also the fact that his parents have always been very insistent on speaking catalan (good for them!) #but everything to do w the band is in.... spanish? idk all the members but the ones i have met all speak catalan perfectly #theyre a little bit.... arrogant. bc they speak central/standard dialect so they did make a bit fun of us but girl. #this is my cousin's band btw this is why im so harsh w him😭he's been coming every summer to the village since we were kids #and now i feel like he's using it as a prop😭😭😭 #also in the caption they joked abt not having toilet paper? which? is it bc its 'a rural house'? girl go to cal [redacted] #theres supermarkets 10 and 15 minutes away (by car) like lichrally stop pushing the rural=worse than urban image...... #xarraire

[skyeventide]

me in the movie club chat, at 2:24am, after the Becket (1964) rewatch, after hours of unhinged movie analysis with the pals:

#this follows with #I don't need to write the fanfic because henry submitting to the church IS IN THE FILM #he literally gets lashed in a church #in front of becket's tomb #by saxon monks #— look you'd understand if you were there #personal #movies #I will write it anyway tho maybe