#That's probably his full name

[nonbinary-corvid]

Unhinged pinterest conversation with someone who is not in the hannibal Fandom. I think I nailed my hannibal impression.

#murder husbands #Winston Graham #That's probably his full name #hannigram #hannibal lecter #nbc hannibal #Killing must feel good to god too #He does it all the time #Just last week he dropped a ceiling on a church full of his followers #I think that's the quote #i don't really know

[bizarrelittlemew]

calling it right now that season 3 starts like this

#so confused about people saying the season finale feels like the end because to me it didn't at all #there's like 5-10 issues immediately set up for another season #they're in a happy place at this point because they've both realized their love is bigger than anything else #and makes it worth working on their problems together #the problems are still very much there #both of them have deep self esteem/self loathing issues that haven't been resolved in the week since ed woke up #ed doesn't know about stede's trauma #they haven't talked through anything #and they'll be shit at starting/running an inn lmao it's not gonna go well #and those are just some of the internal issues #then there's prince ricky and all the authorities that would very much like to get their hands on both blackbeard and stede bonnet #because stede just full-on kept using his government name after faking his death. nice one #the crew are not “gone” they're more like off to college for a bit but will probably run into trouble immediately #again because while they escaped to the ship they didn't eliminate the threat (the british empire) #it's not a forever goodbye #ok this got super long already anyway i have a whole fic marinading in my brain until i've finished these 4 wips i'm in the middle of ✌️ #hope we get a renewal soon because i want to see the rest of their story!! #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd s2 #ofmd #our flag means death

[moonkit60633]

My Stardew game glitched when I was playing with my friends, now our cat is missing and doesn’t even show up on the new pets tab

It was right before the green rain, so maybe it’s bugged? Anyways help me find my cat

Edit: Ive @'d Concernedape on twitter and put a bug report on the steam disussions, Im just gotta keep putting these posters up

#his name is firestar so he’s probably fine in the wild #but he’s got a cute bow #and we can’t get any other pets until he’s full hearts and he’s GONE #stardew valley #stardew cat #stardew bug #stardew valley bug #sdv #sdv fanart

[mewtwo24]

I just started reading the svsss volumes (and re-read them again because A LOT IS GOING ON) but like. This shit is so hysterically funny I don't even know where to begin.

Was no one????? Going to tell me that one of the cornerstone jokes in the damn series is that lbh's adoration for his one and only 'tism person who literally cannot express his emotions to save his life is basically genetic?????????

Was no one???? No one AT ALL going to tell me that Mobei-Jun straight up yeets Airplane at the problem in one of the scenes?????? And that in the most hilarious twist of fate Airplane then unyeets Mobei-Jun not twenty minutes later?????

It's one thing to see people joke about sqq and lbh being unable to communicate but it's on a league of its own when you have to read HUNDREDS OF PAGES of sqq's inner monologue be like 'that's my darling boy. my baby. my sugar plum pumpy umpkin you're my sweetie pie' but on the outside he says "get lost binghe" and somehow deems that an effective expression of his affection that lbh will surely understand. 'Why is lbh whining and crying and tugging at my sleeve like a plaintive wife, why is he so angry?' Sqq asks, the entire circus, as lbh is about to fling himself off a cliff for attention--

In short, MXTX is the queer comedian of our generation and nobody appreciates her enough

#svsss #bingqiu #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #mxtx what must it be like to carry the gays on your shoulders like this #she ran so that the rest of us could walk oh my actual god #i just can't get over how much of the novels are sqq panicking because he needs to 'do right' by lbh #aka make lbh the absolute lunatic from the original #so its just this uproarious back and forth between a guy trying to make a bbg desperate for his love into a human weapon #AND make himself disappear before that weapon is turned on him (also probably the self-hatred talking) #amazing showstopping spectacular **slaps sqq's back** you can fit so many repressed internalizations of toxic masculinity in this mf #legit as i read these volumes i just kept thinking of that meme like 'congrats sqq buddy that's the worst anyone's ever done it' (joke) #not that lbh is any better but in fairness the lad is going through a lot too so i spare him too harsh a judgement #also sincerely i dont think i was prepared for just how stupid how crazy lbh goes for sqq. it was. MAGNIFICENT #I was like 'surely he isn't that dramatic' and then by god everyone. by god I started reading and went #'jesus christ that's a nuclear missile shaped little meow meow and that's HILARIOUS' #i also just can't get over sqq insisting 'IM NOT GAY. I DONT GAY. IM THE STRAIGHTEST STRAIGHT!!!!' #while. literally. saying full stop to lbh of like 'wym i smile more genuinely at everyone else they're just scarecrows around me' #sqq--the man who couldn't bear to see lbh suffering as a young boy. #who was so affected he was crying in his sleep and calling out lbh's name over and over #ON WHAT LEVEL IS THAT HETEROSEXUAL SQQ. THE JIG IS UP #literally EVERYONE around sqq being like 'congrats on being the last to know' about his love for lbh #and can we talk about sqq being like 'we used to communicate so seamlessly that we had no need for words. there was no greater joy for me.' #and highlighting that though gongyi xiao was a similar and talented young lad he fell decidedly short because he did not have above quality #and then sqq still being in denial; i swear i LOVE the little hints mxtx drops i feel like the happiest mouse scampering around for crumbs #additionally a question: how does anyone take liu qingge seriously #when he's displeased he just yells 'HEY' and does nothing about it (most times) #that is the most boomer dad energy i think i've ever seen #also :(((((((( all the jokes about tianlang-jun (though accurate) were so deceptive my heart was broken at the end of vol.3

[eviltext]

discuss.

#important: this is ryoko kui’s art.! from extras and such #p #important note: kabru probably wont kill himans but u bet he will use that forklift to bulldoze monsters. #*​humans. not typing that out again #and lycion is actually convicted of homicide. #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #chilchuck tims #namari #falin touden #farlyn thorden #laios touden #laius thorden #marcille donato #izutsumi #senshi #senshi of izganda #mithrun #kabru #not writing his full name and title #lycion #sorry i forgot if kabru has a surname or is it just ‘of utaya or sth’ im a fake kabru stan </3

[dustykneed]

poll below!! for funsies:

#star trek #star trek meme #poll #star trek fanart #star trek tos #star trek the original series #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy #spock #jim kirk #mcspirk #tos #meanwhile as i shitpost i just started a new fic in my notes. we'll see how this goes (i say knowing full well i hv never finished a fic b4 #mainly i write for my own entertainment #posting actual writing is harder for me than posting art tbh! yes i put parts of myself into everything i make #but with art theres more plausible deniability in a sense. like i know that theres people out there who would probably enjoy my writing #but man that mental hurdle is. something (hums) #but sneak peek i guess? aight #His stomach is in knots the entire long-winded diplomatic dinner. He's not really listening as Jim makes cordial conversation with some #important so-and-so whose name he can't pronounce and whose forehead-- or whose approximation of a forehead is impossibly distended and #pulsating in a way that sends alarm bells coursing through the primal caveman part of his brain and fills the #medically trained part of his brain with morbid curiousity. #thats the entire first paragraph lmao. ill bet u five bucks youll never guess what happens next (mcspirk spice. but with so many feelings.) #ooh we're at 740 words!! im trying to make the intro as short as possible because i have a horrible habit of getting distracted #mmm the power of adhd

[redrobin-detective]

From the first moment I started Iruma-kun, I was fascinated that Iruma is only ever referred to by his first name. Pretty much everyone else in the series has a first and surname with the majority of people calling others by their surname. But everyone from family, friends, teachers, enemies calls Iruma by his given name. The non-canonical narrator outside of the story is the only one to call him Suzuki Iruma.

From a practical perspective, it makes sense not to give him a last name because names and titles have power in the Netherworld. Iruma is making a lot of waves and people might want to investigate his lineage if given a potential avenue and be surprised to come up blank. On a more personal note, Iruma’s parents sold him to Sullivan. By selling Iruma, they lost all claim to him and the ability to have their surname attached to him. Sullivan seems petty enough to refuse to acknowledge the names of people gleefully who abandoned their child alongside his precious grandson’s name. In the Netherworld, Iruma is only Iruma. He is a chaos causing young demon, the chair demon’s beloved grandchild, Clair and Azz’s best friend and so much more.

The Suzukis lost the right to call Iruma their own the moment they sold him.

#welcome to demon school iruma kun #mairimashita! iruma kun #it was honestly one of the first things I noticed in the series #like a typical japanese series #so many characters go by their last name #except for Iruma bc he is ONLY known as Iruma #its what everyone calls him #Suzuki is only added in the narration as an all seeing overarching voice who plays no part in the story #bc Iruma himself probably still thinks of himself by his full name #but Sullivan absolutely is trying to excise those horrid parents out of Irumas life #good for him

[miodiodavinci]

i found one of my old middle school sketch books while cleaning up today and saw there was A Good Deal of ghost trick art in it, so i decided to spend some time paying tribute to the ghost detective that fundamentally changed my brain chemistry in 2011 w

old ghost trick art under the cut—minor spoilers in the dialogue whoops👇

#miodoodledavinci #ghost trick #for having not drawn traditionally since high school i think this turned out pretty neat w #i missed drawing this guy and it feels good to finally have his proportions Mostly right w #i suppose this would be more impressive if i’d gone through with full hatch shading #but i have better things to do than regret my life choices SFKSHKSGJDG #OH i should probably also tag this with #sissel #sissel ghost trick #thats his full name #anyway if you haven’t played ghost trick and you’re not sensitive to flashing #🫵👁👁 this is your sign

[crazed-rambler]

Headcanon that Tommy's an anti-nickname person, but not in a Buckley parents you-have-a-legal-grownup-name-so-use-it way, more in a i-know-your-legal-name-so-will-use-it-to-show-how-much-i-care-about-you way.

#cos he calls chimney howie too #despite probably being there for the conception of 'chimney' #he probably lords his first name privileges over others #like: haha im special i get to use the special name they dont let ANYONE use #forever grateful tommy has full evan privileges #911 abc #911 on abc #911 show #911 spoilers #911 season 7 #tommy kinard #evan buckley #chimney han #howie chimney han #evan buck buckley #118 firefam #bucktommy #tevan

[yunmeng-jiang]

that man does NOT think of wei wuxian as his gege

#jiang cheng #wwx #twin prides #i have a whole post about how they both think of themselves as having an older-sibling role #but even if that wasn't true jc still always calls him by his full name and the one time wwx tried to call him shidi jc yelled at him #their relationship is not that simple! it's a huge thing that wwx occupies a weird in-between role in their family! #he's definitely not a servant but also definitely not a full member of their family and that's super important to the story! #even if jc WANTED to think of him as his older brother he would need to get past seven layers of trauma to even realize he wanted that #and then he would have to admit it to himself and then work up the courage to admit it to someone else #and even then he probably still wouldn't say it to wwx's face #sure yanli calls wwx her didi but things are much simpler from her point of view #plus she's one of those people - like lxc - that can hold an opinion deep inside herself and be at peace with it even if it conflicts + #+ with what the world says and what she's been brought up to believe #jc is not like that. he internalizes way more from the outside world and if he feels conflicted he just kind of implodes #he's spent his whole life being told that wwx is not his equal and is someone to compete against #and also secretly believing that wwx is eventually going to abandon him because he doesn't think anyone truly cares for him #plus wwx treats him like a bff who is also a liege lord rather than a beloved younger brother #he would Not form a secure attachment to wwx lmao #it also really annoys me that when people write/conceptualize him as someone who thinks of wwx as his real gege + #+ they tend to completely erase jyl and minimize her importance to jc. he HAS an older sibling who he trusts unconditionally and confides + #+ in and takes comfort from! that person already exists! and they ignore her in favor of the protagonist #it also really bugs me when they have him mourning wwx those whole 13-16 years but don't put in a single word about yanli #this kind of turned into a rant about jyl... i have a lot of feelings about her especially since i'm the oldest sibling in my family #anyway. that man does not think of wwx as his gege #haterade #(kind of)

[mario-art]

so in "star war: galaxy of heroes" the recommended extended party for vader includes thrawn and, surprisingly (for me at least), wampa. and my first thought was this scenario

#there's also tarkin and some random pilot #tarkin is probably done with their bickering #i think i'll add him to this sketch with wine and in slippers #live tarkin reaction #but overall yeah #i love thrawn and vader dynamic #thrawn and anakin too obv #(also thrawn and padme besties) #the way anakin insisted on calling thrawn his full name but couldn't pronounce it right #my fave fragment ever #so i'm always here for thrawn infuriating vader by being himself #star wars #darth vader #thrawn #art #mario-art

[penny-anna]

other Facts about my dad's cousin Stuart:

he's a very successfully & moderately well known artist. he does pop art.

he used to be artist in residence at the Savoy Hotel

one time my mum just kind of stumbled across an article about him in an interior design magazine with a bunch of pictures of his house

iirc he was living in a small castle at the time

he recently did a collection of Harry Potter art

wears a Jaunty Hat seemingly everywhere he goes

married & then divorced Franz Kafka's great-great-something niece?? sure why not. that sounds like something Stuart would do. classic Stuart.

#this is probably enough information for you to find stuart's full name if you want to #but he's a pretty distant relative and he like has a public website n stuff with his full name so

[givemeuniversalcrossovers]

OKAY RANDOM CUTE BOWUIGI THOUGHT

I've seen lots of art of bowser giving Luigi pirahna plant bouquets very dangerous very spicy there bowser considering how nippy those pirahna can be

BUT WHAT IF

Bowser gives Luigi a bouquet/flower plant pot and the pirahnas spring to life absolutely just covering Luigi in kisses just mwamwamwamwamwa because Bowser specially raised/grew/trained them to be non hostile and affectionate which leads to overly affectionate kissy plants and Bowser going "HEY" cause that's HIM boyfriend!! Too many kisses!! Tone it down! You were meant to only make one kissy sound each! Getting very upset with his trained plants because urg too affectionate go away I wanna smooch Luigi now.

So now Luigi owns this affectionate pirhanna plant which is essentially just puppy hardwiring in plant body, they wiggle their leaves vigorously and waggle their whole stems when they see him coming like excitable puppies ready to play and the worst they'll ever so is chew on his fingers sometimes and aw his plant.

#RAARAHRAA #Bowuigi #Pirahna plants #Bowser #Luigi #Bowser is a romantic specially creating plants to not harm bf #But then the plants love Luigi too much because Bowser loves him so much #And now bowser is pouty XD #Think like the dragon snappers from coraline that's kind of an inspiration how they're alive on the vase eating food scraps #But kissy kissy Luigi #I think Luigi should have a pirahna plant pet #Luigi just collecting dogs #Polterpup pirhanna dogplant ect #Starts hopping around in its plant pot going thunk thunk thunk if left alone tryna find Luigi #Bowser like did too good a job XD #Luigi thinks it's adorable probably #Especially cause oh they're...harmless? And realising they're kind of really cute up close #But also for the fun's pirahna puplant (yes that's their name now) actually has a mouth full of fucking teeth #Just so if Luigi is out with his plant and he's threatened by an enemy maybe a wild pirhanna plant pirahna puplant just goes feral #Just Hissing snarling screeching screaming roaring in a terrifying manner it's mouth opening shockingly wide and outwards #Showing rows of teeth that it threats with openly with enough hostility and sound it probably scares off any threat #I just love the harmless thing has a giant fuck off proportionally wrong too big for itself sharp mouth of death #It's a fun trope

[lollytea]

I'm never shutting up about this

#toh spoilers #im SORRY but you dont get how happy this makes me #the moment i saw his face i said ''bi'' and its one of those headcanons ive been deeply attached to #and i want to cry thinking about how he KNOWS. He knows hes bi. #hunter the golden guard is fully aware that hes bisexual and he wears a little pride flag patch #i KNOW this doesnt actually prove anything but SHUSH. I like it #im fully dumping my prior headcanons to hunter being unaware of his own orientation until recently because i like this better #hes always been aware. its just been a fact to him. same as being blond or named hunter. #its not something hes ever had to think deeply about. it just Is #but its probably not until luz came out that he learned that being bi in the human realm was an entirely different thing to back home #and i can imagine him personalizing this garment of his and its like #hunter: its MINE. i want to patch it full of stuff that i like. stuff that represents me. #luz: hmmm. sorry hunter. ive only got these two patches to choose from. good witch azura and the bi rainbow #hunter: i guess the rainbow works. that represents me. gimme!! #luz: ....the bi rainbow...represents you...? #hunter: yeah?? #luz: YOURE BI??? #hunter: YEAH??? #luz: sorry its just...you never mentioned it...not that you HAVE to mention it but-- #hunter: *shrugs* never came up.

[svampira]

normalest friend group

#wrong they all hate each other #except for elias only eden hates him rightfully so #he got his bestie dante exhiled anyways thats for when i design kat which might be never back to the line up #brooke looks so cute shes eliciting a omg puppy response from me. never slimming her face down again her cheeeks #the more adorable they look the eviller they are. in order brooke elias diamila eden #diamila will stab you in the back for fun and she probably has the highest vampire bodycount in the us BUT she doesnt kill humans #so that basically makes her a good person #elias and brooke would literally kill a kid the only difference is elias would only do it if he was pissed brooklyn would do it for fun😭 #shes so cute #wip #ill draw a full body line up later shivers #elias and brooke are the only ones where same face syndrome kicked in but i dont mind that much there is literally no way theyd get mixed u #wait let me go back on what i didnt mention #eden is off the evil scale hes a relatively good guy.... by kindred standards tho hes still a hypocrite kind of nines style but worse #he did the most to become baron and rallies the anarchs into going to war w the camarilla basically but he cant stomach violence #back to how much they all hate each other diamila and eden used to be friends but she did her usual backstabbing when chose the vt m b #camarilla ending diamila hates brooke and brooke just dislikes her but has no reason to hate her and eden and brooke hate love each other #mostly hate by 2021 honestly #his bestie wasnt named dante i meant it dante exhiled. you know

[ndostairlyrium]

The Shaardrobe, for the Shaan!

He needed clothes, which is an excuse so I can draw him more often with some sort of consistency lol I wanted to wait until we had at least a glimpse of nevarran fashion, for coherence w canon, but then I thought that I could totally make more room in his wardrobe in the future u-u nessun problema

#dragon age #ocs #dragon age oc #shaan #ndo sta l'art tag #that smile that damned smile #fucking finally lmao I kept modifying this #I called this file the undertaker chic lmao #(once his full name is out I'll probably modify his tag? I'll think about it)