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#Thanks for the validation anon. :)
moeblob · 9 months
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I spent 3 hours replying to this anon simply to say "everyone gets a Vaporeon (except Sylvain)".
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daydreamerwonderkid · 26 days
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since we've established that you're 'country enough' whose your favorite country icon?
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Gifs courtesy of @shania-twain
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stuffeddeer · 7 months
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haii deer i hope you are able to get all your assignments done on time! was reading your tags and aro dazai?? big brain.
so how about aro ace darling? never been in a relationship and never really want to, their friends are more than enough for them !! honestly i just wanna be aro buddies with dazai 🥹
but damn just being weirdo coworkers together, im,,, willing to look past many red flags for him 💔
YOURE JUST LIKE ME FR dazai and i are best friends and we are aro you can ask him yourself also weirdo coworkers.. you get it
"Oh, wait, so you were the latest person hired?" Atsushi's head cocked to the side, looking at you with curiosity. "How long have you been here?"
"My dear here has been with the agency for three months! You know, I was the one that brought them on board," Dazai gloated, a smug smirk on his face and a dramatic hand over his heart.
You were quick to play along, throwing a dramatic hand over your forehead as you leaned back. "Oh, my hero! What would I do without my lovely Dazai?" The sarcastic lilt in your tone didn't go unnoticed by the newest agency member, but he decided not to comment on it.
"Was it like what happened with me? Did you find Dazai drowning?" Apparently a common occurrence, Atsushi had pieced together.
Dazai denied, a smile on his face as he replied with a simple, "Nope!" A few moments of silence passed before the junior realized he wasn't going to elaborate.
Just as he opened his mouth to ask for more information, you decided to take pity on the poor soul and fill him in. "I bailed him out of a holding cell."
No one bat an eye. Atsushi looked around the office, trying to see if maybe someone was holding back laughter, but not a single one of his new coworkers were phased. Did they not hear what you said?
"He got detained for public disturbance in the middle of a case. I told Dazai he'd have to find a way to get out on his own, and he shows back up not even thirty minutes later with them in tow," Kunikida explains, frustration evident in his voice. "I was trying to teach him a lesson."
"I was in the area," you shrug.
"Yeah, being detained as well..."
"I was being released from detainment, actually!" You correct Kunikida, a proud grin on your face. "And Dazai said I should follow him, so I did."
Atsushi laughed awkwardly. He knew you seemed similar to Dazai in your hedonistic pursuits, but this was baffling. "And the president hired you?"
"I had an entrance exam, but pretty much! I had just been fired from my old job the day before so Dazai helped me get set up here. And before you ask: I was fired because I told the boss' kid I wouldn't date him. He got all upset and told daddy to can me," you huff in frustration, still annoyed at your wrongful termination.
Kunikida rolled his eyes. "Don't act like some martyr; You also deserved to be fired. You just messed around on the job like you do here. You barely got any work done."
"You want me so badly it makes you look stupid—"
"I told them to sue and say it's discrimination because they're aro," Dazai cut you off, a pout on his lips like he's annoyed you didn't take his advice.
"What's... arrow?" Atsushi cocked his head to the side. He was unaware of the terminology, having never come across it in this context during his studies at the orphanage.
"Oh, it's shorthand for aromantic. It just means, like, experiencing little to no romantic attraction to anyone. It varies, of course..." You try to explain simply.
Atsushi nods, understanding the basic idea. "But it'd be wrong to lie about your sexuality, right?"
"I'm aro, actually," you shrug. Everyone at the agency is well aware, so Atsushi will likely find out eventually.
"Oh!" The younger employee's cheeks turn pink, feeling a little sheepish for assuming. A moment passes as Atsushi thinks before furrowing his eyebrows in confusion. "I thought you and Dazai..?"
"We're both aromantic," Dazai rests his chin on his hand, elbow on his desk and an amused smirk pulling at his lips. "I've dated a lot in the past, but I realized it's just not for me."
"I've never been in a relationship and never want to," you add in yourself. "Aromanticism is... much more complex than how I explained it. Dazai feels romantic attraction, but doesn't— Is it fine if I tell him this?" You suddenly ask, realizing it really isn't your place to speak on his experience, even as his best friend.
"Oh, I don't care. Saves me the trouble," Dazai waves his hand dismissively. "But yeah, I feel romantic attraction, but lose it when it's reciprocated."
Atsushi nods slowly, beginning to understand. "Oh, okay. So you two are just close friends, then."
"Are we just not going to ask what you were doing in a holding cell when Dazai got thrown in?" Tanizaki asks from his desk.
"I just got too silly, you know how it is."
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healer-pop · 9 days
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DUDE IMAGINE CERVIX KISSING VENTURE WITH THE STRAP???
god I cannot even tell u how much they would be all over that. bc listen, this act is so sensual and intimate and that’s something Venture is all about. It’s the feeling of fullness, of pressure against the inner most part of you, while you’re basically pressed against your partner and the endorphins it releases is just… wow. unmatchable.
Virgin Venture would go absolutely speechless at the feeling. They would be completely at your mercy, their brain just wouldn’t be able to comprehend the sensation. Honestly, if they’re still being bratty and talking big, it’s the only way to shut them up. A KO. They’d stare up at you with wide eyes, mouth falling open, just completely helpless at the pleasure being rocked through their body right now. Their hands on your shoulders leaving beautiful crescent moons via blunt nails, their own form of tattooing themself upon you. As you fix your gaze on them, breathing whispers of praise on their cheeks, the tears take their place, starting to fall. Wet streams that leave their skin glistening without the two of you realizing, “U-uhng- m-more. More, please, fuck, m-more?”
It’s almost completely guttural sounds, a few words you can pick out mixed into the noise being a couple of strung together letters that Venture can actually remember right now. Anything else that spills from their lips is just gasping babble, punched straight from their lungs.
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A Venture with a bit more experience is still in cloud nine, but has more control over their brain function. Their face is blissed out, seeing more colors than humanly possible, staring straight into the ceiling because anything else would be too overwhelming.
Their voice still hitches in places as they talk, “A-aah… yes, yes, cariño. So fucking good. You’re- you’re so deep in me… So deep. I feel so filled up by you. Mm… I- I want you to move. Hard, ok? Wanna… wanna feel you tomorrow too.”
Loose arms, tossed over your neck like a shawl. You lean down to kiss their neck, savoring the moan it pulls as you lick off salty sweat from their heated skin. Their legs pull you in as tight as they can, every time you give a vicious thrust to their cunt. You live for the way Venture shuts their eyes, the broken moans that they hand out shattered by your pace.
They’re completely relaxed in your arms despite the bruising fuck you’re currently delivering to them right now. Open to your desires, putty in your hands. You could line hickies up on their neck. Fuck, play tic tac toe with it, they couldn’t care less. All they can think about is the way your cock hits their cervix every time you push in.
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You might literally drive them wild. Expect their clinginess to drive up 500% because getting fucked like that? Yeah, no. Their body suddenly craves everything about you. Your scent, your warmth, your presence. It’s like an undeniable itch that they need to scratch, can’t get through the day with out having some sort of physical contact with you. Like all their hormones are secreting some sort of need. Maybe due to their fucked out state that you created, the way they just completely imprinted on you as theirs… Like, they are hanging off of you the next day.
Many others try and attempt to talk to Venture, but don’t get very far since they’re still not completely able to formulate full thoughts. They chalk it up to poor sleep and let Venture be, but it makes you smile to know the full story.
They snuggle into your neck as you try to get paperwork done, try and pull you into sharing their jacket. They’ve always been affectionate but this feels… different. Almost as if they are gently floating down from sub space, using the physical touch to ease the transition. You allow it, of course, but it’s definitely a plus to have a snugglebug on your arms the next day.
Yeah. Venture definitely likes when you cervix kissing them, but would probably ask that you save it for when they DON’T need to be a single person. Or, you know, have a brain the next day.
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A couple sad asks recently so. Guys, please remember youre all good. None of you are lying or tricking by just being aromantic. None of you are somehow doomed by your identity. None of you should be ashamed of yourselves. We all deserve respect, happiness, and some damn peace.
I may not know everyone but just by virtue of the fact you exist, I care about you and wish for your well-being. I want all my aro siblings to know that.
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magical-girl-coral · 1 year
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i saw ur jean post u r so so right. jean haters unite
TRUE LOVE IS POSSIBLE
ONLY IN THE NEXT WORLD
FOR NEW PEOPLE
IT IS TOO LATE FOR US
WREAK HAVOC ON JEAN FUCKING VICQUEMARE
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shih-coulda-had-it · 7 months
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your never love an anchor pmv is doing evil things to me and i am sobbing on the floor as we speak. thank you and have a nice day
ohhh so you are in need of more crane wives animatic
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fixing-bad-posts · 2 years
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in response to the bi/pan post, i identify as bi even though i dont like men cuz i still like demiboy, nb, deligirl, girls, etc
i'm sure you meant to put 'demi-girl,' but now i'm imagining you're specifically attracted to those girls at the supermarket who prepare the pepper ham.
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lunariarts · 6 months
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If I got the keys to a mech I'd never fucking go to work a day in my life again. I'll take my fucking giant robot to the drive thru and say "One double cheeseburger, please" and they'll say "here you go, on the house for our favorite Char clone" and you can ignore that last part. I won't even pay rent, I'll live in my mech and it'll be way cooler than living in my car because my robot can kick ass and I can't fuck my car
this ask is great and I totally agree but when I fucking opened it to respond it has collapsed all your text vertically as if it was a poem?? anyways yeah I'd also get burger and fuck my mech too but also have you considered letting your mech fuck your car for like enrichment
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sweetest-honeybee · 1 year
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Hey I just wanted to say that I love your art and it kicks ass, I saw your tags about wanting people to say stuff about your art and not the constant HB references people bring up(and I felt so bad?? But that's how the HB fandom is after all)
So I'll say it again
Your art is awesome and it kicks ass
Awww I appreciate it 🥰
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re: the "kid gloves" in this final battle. it's especially bizarre when you consider how much TBK absolutely bodied the last stand. brennan talked in AP about how impossible it is to design actually challenging combat for characters at this level and players this skilled, and his solution was... to give them a huge advantage going into the finale by letting them have a short rest (basically in full view of their enemies) with no consequences? i couldn't believe it when they asked if they could take a short rest and he said yes i was like surely this is going to fuck them over what are they doing!! and then it just. didn't at all.
I will FOREVER be mad about the short rest. THEY LANDED RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE GYM!!!
Like. I wish that there was literally any consequences. Personally, I think Kipperlilly stealing the votes in that time frame would have been fun. Or maybe some of the students should have gotten ragestarred? Or like. LITERALLY ANYTHING!!
Sigh. It's a shame, because Ice Feast ended things so badly. But I still hold that there never should have been the CHANCE to Ice Feast.
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Why didn't bully Butcher just ignore Ryan wholeheartedly, until he was needed to take down shitlander??? Like.....he's still keeping Becca's promise, he's just not acknowledging Ryan's existence, until needed. Nobody would be seriously be harmed. Win-win
okay. valid?
but not leik...practically reasonable... for billy?
LMAO. the boi is... OBSESSED. he's not gonna drop his quest for homelander anytime soon. unfortunately, that would have to mean being on ryan's good side instead of ignoring him for years and then showing up out of nowhere being like:
"hey man, could you kill your sperm donor?"
ryan would probably be like:
"uh... dude, wtf?? i don't even know you um NO???"
this is of course assuming they train ryan to use his powers properly and all that other jazz and the likelyhood of that is just... very little with the people he's around.
don't get me wrong, i do feel bad for ryan, but i'm not optimistic for his chances either...
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thcscus · 10 months
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btw the part in passerine where it turned out pass!dream could just puppet pass!wilbur around whenever he felt like it and did so multiple times throughout his life fucked me up forever and I wanted you to know that (/silly)
did u guys know i modeled pass!drm on Mother Gothel specifically
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all I want is sokeefe both having lady Candace for polyglot training. and both ditching her. or just elite levels fics in general could be fun. thanks for attending my speech ✨✨
CANON COLLEGE KOTLC KIDS CANON COLLEGE KOTLC KIDS
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brutal-nemesis · 5 months
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Happy Whumpmas (੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭*🎅⛄❄️!!! You have just been snowballed by a secret whumper. Help to keep the snowball fight going by anonymously sending this to five other whumpers with a whump-related question of your choice.
Here's mine for you: what are your favorite and least favorite whump scenarios?
Hmm...that's hard to decide, cuz it depends on how specific of a scenario we're talking. If it's very general, captivity is my favorite. More specifically, I prefer lab whump scenarios or ones where the whumpee is being hurt for the sake of it. If it had to be, like, a scene, I would say intimate female whumper vivisecting a defiant guy who's strapped to a table and struggling cuz,,,,,yeah,,,,,
Least favorite is probably any scenario where the whumpee is conditioned to like whatever's going on or like wants to please the whumper or something cuz i want the whumpee to be very visibly not having a good time it takes the enjoyment out of it for me if they're into it somehow
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grendelsmilf · 5 months
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okay but bombay/mumbai is in India what’s it doing in the ‘sleep in the middle east’ song?? T swift fans are baffling i think she just hasn’t looked at a map
YEAH that was my initial criticism!!! because even if she is intentionally listing one city under two different names for the sake of communicating how she reframed her own colonial perceptions, it’s still not an example of a middle eastern city! because it’s in india!!!!
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