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Lil update. New post from loverboy.
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akkivee · 4 months
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i care very much about stage mtc lol:
alan-san is very pretty lol like i wish i could say he’s the prettiest samatoki but that’s also a judgement based on the assumption that samatoki has given us anything under an 11 LOL
but he’s still a gorgeous samatoki lol
asanuma-san is a god tier seiyuu so anyone having to embody samatoki i doubt can capture what asanuma-san does with samatoki’s voice but alan-san’s take isn’t bad i don’t think!!!!!
like when he raps aggressively, it’s really cool lol
stage samatoki is like, the most emotional sad boy samatoki we’ve gotten and alan-san’s face sure does give it just that man just looks so sad sometimes lol
this is less to do with his samatoki and more of himself lol, but during a separate event unaffiliated with hypstage but featured a handful of them, he challenged akira-san to a video game on the basis that because both their names start with the letter 🅰️, they gotta throw down because there can only be one Ace in town and that was so funny he’s a goober lmao
asanuma-san made a very similar joke the year prior to that event and that’s how i know he shared the samatoki braincell LOL
throwback to the samatoki cross talk where he and asanuma-san had to guess what’s samatoki’s default pose on the official website. asanuma-san got it right but alan-san didn’t and upon getting it wrong, he attempted to run out from the venue LOL
mi…………….. mizue kenta sir 🥺🥺🥺
he’s slain many a human with that face of his and i’m not strong enough to fight it either lmao
juto used to have a modicum of coolness in the beginning and has been nerfed significantly over the years lmao but mizue-san’s juto is an old relic from those times lol
like it’s so funny to me both komada-san and mizue-san used to voice juto on a higher register but eventually deepened his voice as their perception of the character changed lol
mizue-san is legendary at video games and i’m not saying juto’s gamer status came from him but—
speaking of arb lol y’all know that one horn-knee bait juto card with the handcuffs????? mizue-san’s juto said hold my beer and showed the true hornee juto bait lol
like what do you mean he gets TWO solos where he tramples on and seduces men?????????????
there’s a scene at the end of track 4 where once that conflict had been resolved, juto quietly walked up beside samatoki, who was brooding to himself, and expressed an ice cold rage towards samatoki for leaving his team behind in that conflict that has stayed with me lol it’s probably the mtc moment i think about most
besides the rep live skit where samatoki gets falsely arrested but wants to stay arrested because rio wants to feed him so juto’s running back and forth confusedly trying to extend samatoki’s sentence LOL
RIO MY MAN IS SUCH A CHARACTER IN THE STAGE LOL
canon rio’s stoicism is surface level actually like stage rio is more along the lines of stern with a very heavy side helping of silly and i like to that it’s the version of rio canon rio thinks he is lol
that doesn’t mean stage rio isn’t cool tho like his rap game is no joke 😭👌
that part in bop2023 where they do a solos relay and as rio’s solo transitions to juto’s he goes, ‘juto, rock that shit’ and i lose my shit tbh LOL especially when you see that pleased smile on juto’s face pls!!!!!
byrnes-san is the brand of wasian that’s good at english and i enjoyed reading reports of rio’s english lessons during mtc’s rep live
and then to come back later in bop2023 hyping the crowd up with english their japanese audience didn’t understand so he scolded them for not studying it came full circle i want to cry—
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dazaistabletop · 1 year
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BSD Episode 38
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Young Fukuzawa really out here looking stoic and gorgeous
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thelastattempt · 5 months
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louis looks the the average white british man you’ll see at a your local council estate chip shop and asks to bum a cigarette outside a tescos. and i think his fans do his a disservice by lying to him abt his appearance, healthy eating , exercise and detoxing all that alcohol and nicotine out of his body should be entertained. he’s aging poorly and his unhealthy lifestyle isn’t helping slow that process down.
You’re clearly having an issue with your eyes today, so let me just show you some pictures.
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And baby, these are candids… so like, that clear skin and complete lack of giving a fuck is all natural. I absolutely don’t think he’s ageing poorly, but I do think you might have a problem with celebrities ageing at all and that’s a little weird.
If Louis was lurking outside my local chip shop I’d definitely notice him… cause daymn.
He looks great and your obsession with smoking and drinking does confuse me cause like - bro - all your celebrity favs are getting up to who knows what (and probably worse) all the time? And it seems to me like you have a severe control problem cause you should let the man live.
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snekdood · 3 months
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idk who needs to hear this but growing native plants is not hard at all, at all
#you could be starting seeds RIGHT NOW assuming your last frost date is some time in april or somethin#put the seeds in the fridge in moist sand or a moist paper towel#if its too late buy them from the fuckin store somewhere. or wait till next fall and toss em on the ground after mild tilling#throw some metal mesh of some sort over it to protect it from the rodents and BOOM. there ya go. the seeds are cheap asf too#its hard to kill a native plant. they naturally grow in that environment for a reason.#you can go a day or two without watering sometimes in summer and still be fine (depending on the plant ofc & if theyre potted)#idk its just. like. so easy. everyone could do it. everyone SHOULD do it.#in an apartment? get a window flower pot and plant some in there.#no excuses to not try and do the bare minimum. every piece of turf grass you see should fill you with violent rage to the point where#your body feels physically compelled to grow native plants in retaliation.#some you can even grow inside. i have some vine cuttings im growing inside rn that i started some time last year at the end of summer#from a wild plant outside. just look up how to grow it. watch the jankiest video you can find first.#i trust the guy with the scuffed set up thats shakily holding his phone scooping home-made dirt into a red solo cup over the#pristinely filmed shots of a garden and a man all dressed up nice#i mean idk hes prolly got some good advice too i just trust the other guy more ykno#give a fuck#literally tho this vine is so tall rn its touching my ceiling sdvvfsdhgdfs idk wtf imma do with it.#but i love it and its one of my favorite native plants and i LITERALLY grew it in a fuckin red solo cup.
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justaaveragereader · 11 months
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Lemme tell y’all some…pre debut Mingi?! HE GONE DO IT FOR ME EVERY MF TIMEEEEEE!
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fatimamasamune · 2 years
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BDE
🖤😏
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wasteland-lover · 1 year
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post concert pics
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#me. [🧍🏿‍♀️]#everything was amazing im literally never gonna stop thinking about it#first of all my friend’s older brother (who basically came as out chaperone) was fine as FWAK#and his girlfriend was so sweet😭#but anyways the concert itself was such a life changing experience im being so serious#maybe cuz it was my first time going to a concert but everything was amazing#except the heat cuz the venue was hot asf#like i was afraid i was gonna pass out#and people kept pushing in tenge beginning so my anxiety was lowkey acting up#but as it went in it got so much fun#and all the other fans there were so chill like damn we really built such a health community here🥹#AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE ACTUAL PERFORMANCE#im literally never gonna forget when intak was looking at me more like in my general direction but imma just imagine he was looking at me)#AND TELL ME WHY I WAS IVER HERE FIXING MY LIP GLOSS LIKE A FUCKING DUMBASS#speaking of intak he is so fine like he definitely cemented his spot as my bias wrecker#and after one of the performances i shouted that i think it got me pregnant and everyone looked back at me🧍🏿‍♀️#ALSO JIUNG LOOKED MY ASF LIKE MY MAN WAS REALLY GLOWING#he looked hella skinny but he was smiling thru the whole thing🥹#and i got a photo card of him too🤭#anyways imma probably skip school tomorrow cuz im tired and i got a headache🚶🏿‍♂️#actually no imma go write some jiung hcs while the juice is still flowing🏃🏿‍♂️
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melli0112 · 2 years
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Just Watched Taking Lives for like the 6th Time in my life… and boy does Ethan hawke do things to me in that movie 😂…
Why is this skinny white man so damn good looking?
Even now he’s quite handsome 😂(Maybe My Daddy Issues are Showing…)
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erosire · 2 years
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this is literally your man leik…….think on that.
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yeah so what. he's got a twelve inch cock, how many of the "side hoes" in your camera roll can you say that about. we already know dabi's got his hanging out to dry in the sun so wtf do you gain from this. that's why you were gripping the walls and blasting MCR when i sent you that jojo fic
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hellishboots · 1 year
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why krita why
#monke.maks#unhinged rant incoming#krita is so confusing for my boomer ass#i thought i lost all my progress not one but two times#first time was kinda silly and was resolved quickly#basically i had created a new tab w compressed layers and i didnt know it was a separate tab#so i got kinda sad thinking i was gonna have to redraw it#i even talked to some friends online abt it and man was it embarrassing when i realized what had happened#i was all like 'nooo my progress boohoo'#a couple minutes later#'hey so actually everythings fine and krita's layout is confusing asf. woopsies'#and TODAY#i opened my laptop after it had died to discover my autosave file for a drawing i had spent hours on was gone#OR SO I THOUGHT#BECAUSE I COULDNT FIND THE FILE AT FIRST#AND EVERYWHERE ONLINE WAS LIKE 'yeah lol rip your progress those autosave files are gone with the wind. six feet under. peaced out'#TURNS OUT I WAS LOOKING IN THE WRONG PLACE#and there was nothing online talking abt if your laptop died#just if you had crashed/exited normally#so i spent a good few hours just working up to redoing the entire fucking thing#BUT THEN I LOOKED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND-#*sputters autismly*#why is krita's layout so confusing#and even worse is that most of the info online abt it is even more confusing#if this happens a third time istfg i will atomize someones skull in mild annoyance#i can handle the actual inconvienience of thinking i lost something#i just cant handle the embarrasement of crying (/hyp) to my friends abt it then being like heyyy. guess what? clown moment amiright#ugh anyway thanks for reading my dumass rant abt very first-world problems#i barely edited the whole thing so heres to hoping its like#legible and stuff
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lewisvinga · 2 months
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my special girl | lando norris x fem! reader
summary; y/n as known to have a stoic, quiet personality and a tough look, and many fans didn’t think she was good enough for the loud and happy lando. that was until they saw how happy he was with her in an interview.
fc; lizeth selene
warnings; hate comments
taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs
notes; requested !
masterlist !
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yourusername: got my septum pierced
landonorris: oh wow
landonorris: you’re gorgeous 😍😍😍 liked by yourusername !
username: i wish she dressed more feminine tbh, she’d look so good
username: the tattoos make you look like a guy💀
username: she looks so….. boring
username: u guys are such haters , she’s fine asf
lilymhe: zoo wee mama😍😍😍 liked by yourusername !
username: she’s shocked at how she’s dressed 💀
username: lando always hypes her up in comments and she never gives back the same energy :////
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yourusername: i wear my mans calvin kleins.
landonorris: you take my breath away🥴🥴🥴 liked by yourusername !
landonorris: wear my boxers any day of the week, pls 🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️ liked by yourusername !
username: she wears boxers ?💀💀💀
username: you’d look soooo pretty if u just smiled
carmenmmundt: what a beauty ! liked by yourusername !
username: WHY is lando dating her, i miss luisa she was so pretty n nice looking, she looks mean n scary
username: girl just smile in one pic please
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landonorris: my special girl. 🖤
tagged; yourusername
yourusername: not u exposing me w the last one….. lando norris when i catch u
landonorris: gotta show the wrld how cute u are
yourusername: love u i guess ( stop breathing down my neck )
landonorris: love u 2 i guess ( no. you’re warm )
username: he’s such a simp i’m crying 😭😭
username: thinking abt the interview where he kept giggling when talking abt her 😔
username: wait they’re actually so cute 🙁🙁
username: i never hated on my queen y/n, u guys are late ( or i’m just gay )
username: the last picture?? wait she’s so cute😭😭🥹
username: he isn’t lando norizz anymore
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emotionaldamages · 4 months
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heartbeat- oscar piastri
summary- oscar is dating a actor, who happens to be sebastian's daughter
pairings- oscar piastri x actor!reader
authors note- hi guysss, so sorry for the lag I’ve been a little bit busy, hope you enjoy😊
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y/nvettel
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y/nvettel supporting the children I guess
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landonorris the photo was unnecessary
charles_leclerc you looked funny
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oscarpiastri ❤
y/nvettel has posted a story!
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landonorris that’s so fake
oscarpiastri babee what the heck
georgerussell55 good choice 👍
y/nvettel
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y/nvettel winter break🫶🏼☃️ my heart beats for yall
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username I want what they have
username we need a lily and y/n adventure
y/nvettel soon🫡
landonorris I hate couples.
lilyhme we already said we would help you find a gf🙄
oscarpiastri the entire trip was lily stealing you from me
lilyhme deal with it
alex_albon story of our life’s man
username I need friends
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y/nvettel
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y/nvettel we outside☃️
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lilyhme where was my invite😔
alex_albon I hope you fell
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y/nvettel
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y/nvettel just trying to sleep but this makes my heartbeat with excitement
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username I’m so ready for season four to be filmed
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landonorris sucks not sleeping doesn’t it
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username he’s so cute with her 😔
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lilyhme literally my wife
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jeremy7official let’s celebrate😉
username someone get that man out of here
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username what.
username where’s oscar when you need him
oscarpiastri
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oscarpiastri we sleep and celebrate together. I make her heartbeat😉
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landonorris you tell him oscar
username lando is me asf
username ate that up oscar
username he said been there done that
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mclaren he doesn’t stand a chance
username now why is mclaren involved
y/nvettel 🥰
username ate him up
username cutest couple
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dantakeyoman · 1 year
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Neteyam Has Something Important To Tell You As You Patch Him Up (SFW)
Reader is Fem! Omaticaya
CW: fluff, Neteyam is smooth asf, little bit of blood, Neteyam is a simp, Mo’at is an awesome wing-woman, Utral Aymokriyä is where Jake and Neytiri mated
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“Be sure that mushroom is ground well, (y/n). We will need it when the hunting party return,” Mo’at instructed, implying the bioluminescent fungi that sat next to you.
You nodded firmly, placing the plant into something that was the earthly equivalent of a mortar and pestle, and promptly starting your work.
You loved your job as a healer, and took it very seriously. Even more so since, recently, Mo’at has been giving you lessons in perfecting your craft.
The right way to turn your wrist when grinding ingredients, how one’s blood can tell their origins, better methods to connect with Eywa.
Because of her, you have become 10x the better healer than you were before, and you were beyond thankful.
Throughout your childhood, you had dreamed of becoming a healer and helping your people. But once you met a certain Sully, who was next in line for Olo’eyktan, that dream slightly warped throughout the years.
Of course you still wanted to heal your people, there was no doubt about that. But instead of being a healer, you wanted to be the healer.
His healer.
“Not too much, (y/n). You don’t want the paste to be too thin,” Mo’at calmly reminded, keeping her eyes on her own grinding.
You snapped yourself out of it, slightly embarrassed that you let yourself become so lost in thought.
“Sorry,” you apologized, quickly putting the bowl down.
“Is there something on your mind, child?” she asked, a slight smirk on her face.
Just by your flustered face, she could tell what you were thinking about. 
Or rather, who.
She wasn’t blind to how you looked at Neteyam, or how Neteyam looked at you. She had known about your feelings for each other since you were children. 
And since her grandson was fast approaching the age where he would become Olo’eyktan, she figured refining your healing abilities would improve your candidacy for Tsahik.
Not like anyone else held a candle to you in Neteyam’s eyes anyway.
“Oh, it’s nothing. I am just-.” You suddenly remembered why you had busied yourself with medicine-making in the first place.
“Nervous for the hunting party,” you told a hafl-truth, sighing as you picked up the next mushroom, dropping it in the bowl.
Jake was letting Neteyam lead the hunting party for the first time.
And to say you were nervous was an understatement.
“He will be fine. His father taught him well. And he has a fine healer waiting for him at home,” she knowingly smiled, pouring this small satchel of powder into her bowl.
You blushed, focusing back to your bowl at the woman’s implications.
Surely you hadn’t made it that obvious.
And by the grace of Eywa, the familiar scent of the man you love ( he had completed Iknimaya a while ago ) filled the healing room.
“Grandmother! (y/n)! You must come and see what we have brought back. You will never believe it’s size!” Neteyam exclaimed as he quickly opened the tent flaps, his voice beaming with happiness
You quietly laughed to yourself at his excited manner, feeling foolish for ever being worried in the first place.
You giddily turned around, only to be met with his proud, bloody-faced smile.
“Neteyam!” you worriedly gasped, frantically getting up an rushing over to him.
He had large scratches on his cheek, and one big slash on his chest, all of which left large stains of blood on his skin.
You quickly, and carefully, held his face in your hands, ignoring his insisting that he was fine as you turned it to see if there was any more damage. 
“Are you alright? Does it hurt?”
Neteyam smiled to himself, stupidly, relishing in the feeling of your soft hands on his face.
He could feel himself heating up just by your closeness. And by this distance, he could see every beautiful feature on your face perfectly.
“Why are you smiling? This is serious! Please, sit down,” you ordered, taking your hands from his face and grabbing his forearm, walking him in the middle of the room and sitting him down.
Mo’at smiled, carefully placing her bowl on the floor and standing up. “I shall give you two a moment.”
And with that, she walked out the room, but not without shooting you a wink before closing the flaps.
You sighed, grabbing the bowl she put down and sitting in front of Neteyam.
“It does not hurt as bad as you think. Truly,” he smiled, your fussing over him making something stir inside his stomach.
“Well pain or not, I must put this on your wounds so they may heal properly,” you dismissed, scooping up a small glob of paste with your two fingers.
When you looked back up at him, you realized that you were too far away. In order for this medicine to work, it must be rubbed in well.
Neteyam looked at you, confused, as you took a deep breath, quickly sitting yourself in his lap, practically straddling him.
His breath hitched.
He had never had his crush sit on top of him before. Hell, you had never even been this close to him before.
Every part of him that was touching you was now heating up by the second, so much so that he’d thought he’d burn.
But looking at your face, it seemed like the most natural thing in the world, like you had done this a million times before.
“I’m sorry, but I have to rub this in correctly,” you apologized, beginning to massage the paste into the cuts on his face.
“I have no complaints,” he smiled, resting his hands on your waist so you wouldn’t fall off.
When you got to a particularly large cut, he winced, the paste making the wound sting.
You smirked, giving him a soft flick on the forehead. “I know the future Olo’eyktan is not taken down by a little medicine.”
He smirked off the pain, looking you right in the eyes. “Never.”
You chuckled, moving on to next cut, when the mention of the position reminded you of your thoughts earlier.
But your thoughts soon turned for the worse. 
“You are going to become Olo’eyktan soon. How do you feel?” you asked emptily, placing your two paste covered fingers on his chest.
He was concerned with your sudden mood change, but also loved the way your fingers felt on his skin, sending another stir to his stomach.
“It is exciting. And scary at the same time. I have so much to live up to,” he truthfully answered, looking down at himself.
You scooped some more paste on your fingers, giving him a quick glance.
“Well, you are not alone. You will have a Tsahik,” you sadly smiled, halting your massages on his wound.
You did not want to cry in front of him, but the tears were beginning to well.
“We have many that will surely be a good fit. Eyati is a strong hunter. And beautiful, too.”
It all clicked for Neteyam.
That was why you looked so sad. You believed he was going to chose someone else as his mate ( like he would ever ).
Amused, he laughed, slightly offended that you would ever think that anyone could take your place in his heart.
“What is so funny?” you asked softly, looking at him sad eyes, quite hurt that he was laughing.
He smiled, cupping your cheek in his hand. 
“You talk of me mating with another woman as you sit in my lap, massaging my chest. My love, that is funny.”
My love?
His thumb caressed your cheek as he pulled you in closer, resting his forehead on yours.
“(y/n), I see no one better fit than you to be my Tsahik. You may not be a strong hunter, but you are a strong healer. And more beautiful than any woman I have ever seen. Eyati may be a good fit, but you are the one I wish to mate with, not her,” Neteyam spoke sincerely, his eyes not leaving you for a moment.
You were flustered to say the least.
You’d never thought you’d hear those words coming out of his mouth. And boy, did it sound amazing when they did.
“(y/n)...I see you,” he finished, smiling as you cupped his cheek, placing his hand on top of yours.
“I see you, Neteyam,” you smiled back, a few happy tears managing to slide down your cheeks.
That was all he needed before he roughly kissed you, pulling you in by the nape of your neck.
You kissed just as roughly, moving your hands down to his chest as he tilted his head, getting better angle on you.
He wrapped his tail around your thigh, you doing same, trying to keep each other as close together as possible.
But sooner or later, you had to breath.
The both of you separated, panting with smiles on your face as you rested on each other’s forehead again.
“Forget dinner. I want to take you to Utral Aymokriyä right now,” Neteyam seductively growled, wrapping you in his arms and standing up, twirling you around the room.
“Neteyam! You still have to heal!” you blushed, resting your hands on his chest as you buried your face in his shoulder in embarrassment.
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midnightwriter21 · 1 year
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demon slayer hcs: douma & akaza as boyfriends
characters: fem!reader x douma, akaza
warnings: implied death, nsfw themes (no actual smut)
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DOUMA
god he’s so fine for what
first off douma has trouble understanding human emotions
and dawg prefers to eat women
so the fact that y’all are dating??
ur special fr fr
you are so spoiled
douma = sugar daddy
u have one of his followers from his cult following u around and taking care of any and everything that u want
u mention seeing something in a store that u liked?
douma will have it before the end of the day
you’re like a little doll to him
he enjoys dressing you up in the cutest outfits, experimenting with different hairstyles, and playing with your makeup
teases the hell outta u
he thinks your reactions are amusing
especially when u do that cute little pout
or the puppy dog eyes
and don’t even get me started on when he makes u upset
he LOVES that shit
he always makes it up to you tho
but let a member of his cult tease you? or make u upset??
there will be hell to pay
he’ll take their head clean off their shoulders right then and there
won’t even bat an eye
so touchy
glued to u
ur sitting in his lap during cult meetings
he’s holding ur hand
he’s got an arm thrown around ur shoulders
he’s running his nails up and down ur arms so he can watch u shiver and get goosebumps
ur mad at him? maybe yelling at him abt something?
not anymore
he’s got his hands on ur face and he’s squishing ur cheeks so u can’t talk
thinks ur expressions are adorable
now douma sounds like a great boyfriend so far
but this man is MEAN
low key only keeps u around because u entertain him
i mean he’s been alive for so long and experienced so much
mans gets bored
BUT!!
if yalls relationship miraculously progresses past this
he’s turning u into a demon
that way u can stay with him forever
and he’ll never get bored of u
how could he when ur the first person to actually make him understand emotions?
especially an emotion as complex as love <3
but his true nature
comes out in the bedroom
dawg is EVIL
100% will make u cry
humiliation!!!
he’s a biter
ofc he is
idk somethin abt seeing his marks on you rly gets him goin
biting down just enough to leave a mark but not to break skin
yeah
id let him step on me
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AKAZA
best boyfriend ever
no harm will ever come to u
protective asf
ur nocturnal at this point
bc ain’t no way ur leaving the house without akaza
so u gotta wait til it’s nighttime so he can come with u wherever ur going
such a gentleman ong
he’s holding ur hand to make sure u don’t get separated in crowds
or he has a hand on the small of ur back to guide u while u walk
he’s pulling ur chair out for u to sit down
he’s holding doors open for u
brings u flowers all the time
instead of looking for that blue spider lily for Muzan?
he’s picking u a bouquet of wildflowers
gonna get his ass kicked for that by muzan but oh well
100% the bf that’ll slow dance w u in the rain
with no music
ugh he’s such a romantic
god he loves u so much
and he makes sure u know it
words of affirmation!! all the time!!!
now
he’s a sweetie
but y’all ever heard that one phrase
and it’s like
gentleman in the streets freak in the sheets?
mhm that’s him
dude strong as fuck
and his STAMINA?
babe u are worn out
so many rounds
so many positions
u can’t keep up
ain’t no way i’m sorry
but the aftercare is on point
when he’s done puttin u through the ringer
he’s drawing u a bath
and making sure u drink some water cause u lost a fuck ton of bodily fluids i’m sorry
gross
cuddle bug!!
and the pillow talk!!
he’s the best
i love him sm
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