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theeerealpunkin · 5 months
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A rare trashman pouting in his time out corner
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faulty-rob · 1 year
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Remus seems scary but in reality he’s just a big kid seeking attention
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apeiy · 1 year
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The joker’s intrusive thoughts be like “everyone thinks you’re normal”
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mothmussy · 11 months
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Those intrusive thoughts really sneak up on ya
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maya-magination · 1 year
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I love my intrusive thoughts. It's like dealing with a small child that's double-fisting pixie sticks.
Me: Minding my own business.
My Brain: "We should throw ourselves in front of that bus!"
Me: "No, Billy. Maybe next time"
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dykehelangelo · 1 year
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i could not live any longer without creating this
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lil-toastie-boi · 10 months
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Im extremely late but Happy Birthday Remus!!!!!!!!!!!
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ellenoir · 1 year
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Intrusive thought bc I don't even play him much but hey SAGAU.
Captain Kaeya picking up my slang from talking to my cat and now calling things 'a wee bit of a pain in the tuches.'
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If the decepticons holoforms were included in human error, I guarantee both megatron and starscream would be the first mfs to get horny and have some sort of casual sex agreement or something, not traditionally romantic
Megatron would never bang:
Lugnut cuz lugnut is a simp but bro is not the kind to cheat on his wife, we know he's really anti infidelity + megatron thinks he's annoying
Shockwave because shockwave would definitely be overwhelmed or flustered or something + be like "my liege that's unprofessional/inappropriate"
Blitzwing cuz I don't think blitzwing is interested in him + he doesn't really stand out as a possible candidate
Blackarachnia because she's not interested in him either + megatron is disgusted by her human half
Now.
HEAR
ME
OUT!
Both Megan and sneet snart hate each other that much we know, but I bet star scream would literally find out what sex is and be like "MUHAHAH EVEIL PLAN" AND LITERALLY TRY TO BANG MEGAN because we know how desperate that mf is for power
bro prob thinks he'll be able to tire meganron out at the end enough to poison him or whatever, But thing is bro didn't count on being a bottom😭
Bro probably whimpers AND moans and Megan teases him for it, but he tried to be like "NO I DONT!???" AND WHATEVER
And he like tries to convince himself that he'll do it the next time BUT HE NEVER DOES but it's tragic that this is like literally the only way they get along, but I don't think Megan minds
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theeerealpunkin · 1 month
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I'm in my canon Intrulogical era now lol
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bunnygirlskull · 2 years
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Just me and this bad bitch i pulled in with my autism (meat hook on a chain)
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lysol-wipe · 2 years
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Dazai Osamu x chubbyblack!reader/ obsession/ Yandere/ somnophilia/ stalking / delusional Dazai / <3 enjoy~
It started off as an accident, an unintentional meet up. It was only for a mere 5-10 seconds of eye contact on that very roof in which you sat to watch the sunset, it was only for a mere 2 minutes in which you could feel the intensity of his eyes burning through your skull. It was only about 30 minutes in which you both sat atop that building. It was that very day his obsession grew. Following you home, watching you leave to work, lingering around whenever you went shopping, but his most favorite part of the day was when you finally laid down to sleep. Shutting your eyes and slowing your breathing to a rhythmic pattern that he could listen to for centuries.
His happy place was your room, in the dead of night, no matter the weather. Let it be thundering, raining, snowing, or even hotter than satan’s lair… he would be there. He would slip into your room as usual and adore your features. Sometimes his head would give him sick ideas of taking you right then and there. Of getting rid of anyone and everyone that could want or look for you. That day after those 10 seconds after those 2 minutes during the 30 minutes, your plush and chubby form managed to have him under lock and key. He claimed you for himself, he wanted to stay longer with you that day. The thought of you both falling from that very building made his heart flutter. The mere thought of dying together made him bite his lip in yearning. He promised himself he’d have you, one way or another he would keep you to himself.
No matter if you fought against him, screamed, cried. None of it would matter to him. As long as he could have you he would be fine. He’d be just ecstatic if he could selfishly lock you away and use you when he needed. Devouring you slowly, bit by bit until you both died. And he would be damned if anyone would get in the way of his perfect future. It couldn’t happen. He wouldn’t let it happen. Even if he had to force you to let it happen, he would do it. Because he knows you, he knows what you want and need. You were practically calling out for him that day. 2 months ago you were practically sitting on that roof waiting for someone to acknowledge your stunning beauty. And he so happened to be the one to notice.
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snail-cryptid · 1 year
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The intrusive thought of wanting to call characters I ship slurs
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Should I do it 💀💀💀
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h3llgurlie · 1 year
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Someone I hate: *tries talking to me*
The overwhelming urge to rip their face off like a chimpanzee on Xanax:
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garbagegirlblog · 1 year
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help i am literally dying <3
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