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wildernezz · 3 months

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fuck canon bro. i believe in the bro that sells random shit on facebook marketplace and tells dave that it's art.

#homestuck #bro strider #fanon #art maybe #idk i just think hes silly when not being a canon dipshit #this is why we cant have nice things #my art

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hope-ur-ok · 11 months

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MORE REP!!!!!!

#taylor swift #the eras tour #reputation #this is why we cant have nice things #tiwwchnt #live audio

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unformula1 · 2 months

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day THREEE!!!! of loscar posts until we get a loscar podium!!! do we start writing fics now instead of photo posts?!!!

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hms-incorrect-quotes · 5 months

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Mind [talking to Soul on the phone]: Remember how I said that Heart and I were gonna have a normal night out for once?

Soul: Yeah…

Mind: Well, we’re in jail.

Soul: (hangs up immediately)

#chonny jash #cj mind #cj heart #cj soul #chonnys charming chaos compendium #this is why we cant have nice things

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lustrousims · 4 months

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good lordie

not someone making a burner account just to threaten to report me for the goth kit conversion 😭😭 that kit was broken first of all, if u wanna pay $6.40 after taxes for broken content u go right ahead, nobody is forcing a download down ur tight little throat

#like what #this is why we cant have nice things #do YOU wanna pay for an egghead sim??#go right ahead

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geekydemigodinthevoid · 2 months

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I had another realization today and I'm not okay

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gotham-response · 5 months

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#only in gotham #gotham city #just gotham things #in universe memes #this is why we cant have nice things #and someone please tell Nightwing that you're supposed to pedal the bike with your feet #he must be an alien if he thinks pedaling with your hands is okay in any context

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becoming-less-than · 6 months

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✨~ For the many abusers masquerading as Doms: I’m an ex-pro Domme, and kink educator; I will call you on your shit. Respect is a two way street if you’re not my Dom and/or haven’t gotten my consent to be misogynistic, degrading, or objectifying, don’t be until you have permission and we won’t have any trouble. - 🖤 - At this time unsolicited dick pics will have the meta data extracted and as many identifying details as possible about the sender added to them, before being turned into NFTs and sent to market, you’ve been warned. I want be dumb, pleasing, and playable; don’t make me have to be smart, bitchy and vindictive because you’re a douche~✨

- 🖤 - Now that the boundaries have been set - 🖤 -

Hello, you may call me Eris. I’m open to any asks that don’t violate the above boundaries, happy to receive hypnosis files, gifs and videos from others, and willing to chat with prospective Doms. I’m a sub but not your sub unless we negotiate some sort of arrangement and messages should be respectful until you’ve gotten permission to be otherwise. This is kink for me, one I’m very happy to let spill (to a greater or lesser degree) into the rest of my life, but a kink none the less not a full time lifestyle as that’s untenable in my current situation.

~✨ - 🖤 - ✨~

So what am I looking for in a perfect world where I didn’t have to hold a smart girl job:

I’d want to be conditioned to present as being a totally vapid and dependent, but incredibly sweet and lovable sex toy for my Dominant. I’d want to be gradually turned into a hyper feminine bimbo through behavioral modification, protocol and other techniques. I’d want to have my intelligence gradually taken away so that I’m aware of the fall, but helpless to stop it. To have my vocabulary slowly stripped away, my critical thinking and math skills diminished, all while becoming more bubbly, girly, and submissive. I’d want to know that I used to be a genius, but see that now people I used to condescend to for being less intelligent need to patronize me and explain things like I’m 5. I’d want to be reduced to being arm candy and a house wife, someone who’s good only for menial chores and getting fucked.

In my current circumstances I’d like much of the same but I’d like to be able to lock it behind triggers to await safe times to totally surrender. If this has interested you and you’d like to talk further to discuss limits and expectations or other details feel free to message me.

Thank you for your time! I’m looking forward to hearing from you!

#gimbo #bimbo hypnosis #bimbo training #safe sane consensual #boundaries #this is why we cant have nice things

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bluedovee · 7 months

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chokes on astronomical energy "Queen Undick couldn't care less" I LOVE YOU (platonically) YOUR ART YOUR FIC YOUR EVERYTHING YOUR AMAZING

have a great day <3

or night <333

or any hypothetically possible time of the universe, as in the 4th dimension there might not be such a concept.......

ok you made my day ✨ I LOVE YOU TOO

THE FOURTH DIMENSION. if we can come up with the multiverse and the antivoid, I mean we can't prove it doesn't exist