#THESE LESBIANS I SWEAR TO GOD

[lenaluthcr]

The Studio Dance Scene - Valentina & Luíza (Stupid Wife) via producers livestream

#stupid wife #valentina x luiza #luiza x valentina #valu #stupid wife scenes #wlw #wlwsource #wlwdaily #sapphic #oHMYFUCKINGOD #THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER #THE CHEMISTRY #IMDEADOHMY #THEY LOOK SO GOOD IM- #THESE LESBIANS I SWEAR TO GOD #THE ENDINGOHMY #ya welcome gays

[heartorbit]

revstar emu save me

#please watch revue starlight #project sekai #pjsk #prsk #emu otori #proseka #Im so mad i wrote 8 million tags stream of consciousness style and then aposted this to the weong account #im not rewriting all that. you get NOTHING. #actually i will say again i have no idea why this kind of blee up on twit please WATCH TEVUE STAKRIGHTBTNGL #i KNOW 4 thiusand of you did not watch it Watch revue starlight Do not speak of yuri unless you partske in the revue #sorry. anyways #the jist of it was ahh the assignments -> making cosplay -> might post it here if i can take a bice photo for once in my life #because im proud of it. as mortifying as it is. #my best friend is cosplaying an im the clown Two lesbians walk into the metro convention centre(is that where toronto comicon is????) #Oh right i was thinking of making little drswings of pjsk charas or at least exs and printing them out in bulk on a dheet of paper #and coloring them in w markers and giving them to people at the pjsk meetup or vendors i get merch from.. #i thought itd be fun. Also i swear to god i have a sheet of like MAGNET paper somewhere i want to make people emu magnets #Ok i fucking for real have to go to sleep i have to get up for class in 5 hours. wuit your college join my emo(daily affirmations)

[freeryebread]

sokka has got to have the most various types of rizz because how do you pull the moon, the stars, and the sun. ???

#im talking about yue suki and zuko btw #ty lee too but shes not a celestial being #zukka #sukka #yuekka #atla sokka #sokka #atla zuko #zuko #fire lord zuko #atla suki #suki #atla yue #yue #princess yue #sokka needs to start giving lessons i swear to god #yukka #not counting toph cuz thats totally a lesbian w comphet

[nyaskitten]

ACE Attorney??? What's next, LESBIAN Lawyer????? POLYAMOROUS Prosecutor????? MIA FEY?????

#raine's shitposting #DEAR GOD LET THIS JOKE BE ORIGINAL I AM BEGGING YOU ON MY HANDS AND KNEES RN #ace attorney #aa #mia fey is lesbian lawyer canon. source? my bone marrow #I don't interact w the fandom aside from the occasional post on the dash but DAMN I am sooo fucking funny guys I swear

[melittosphex]

I'M SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM

#I swear to god this was tailor made for me. apocalyptic vampire lesbian hatefuck angst? good lord #bubbline #art #Marceline star #princess bubblegum #fionna and cake #lesbian #fanart #adventure time #vampworld

[floral-ashes]

*sees discourse fizzling out* So, did you all know that “tranny” comes from transvestite, NOT transsexual or transgender?

So if you think about it, if anyone REALLY has a right to use it, wouldn’t it be femboys and crossdressers?

#i swear to god if any of you @ me over this obvious shitpost #transgender #trans #lgbtq #lgbtqia #queer #gay #lesbian #lgbt #discourse #shitpost #shitposting

[denjidenjiji]

Ruce Duvall you have me cry8ng and screaming over you. I hate you

#art #digital art #ibispaintx #phone art #Ruce Duvall #on a leash #Irene Red #uhhh I hope that’s her name #I swear I’ve reread this manhu- THING more than 5 times #wlw #lesbianism #at its best and worst for me #toxic yuri #in a sense #i’m exposing myself #erm #slight nudity #God bless amen #uhhhhh I’ll be back #manhwa

[n7punk]

what's the worst thing you watched and kept up with (at least for a while) because you were gay and begging for scraps? mine was probably pretty little liars

#what was her name? emily? whatever it was i was a simp for the lesbian character on PLL #and put up with three seasons of fucking Nonsense for it #words and things #i say 'probably' because there are worse shows i watched for various girls that i had crushes on over the years #but thats a different kind of simping. i didnt watch them for girl kissing i watched them for a girl who i knew was probably straight #gay #lesbian #bisexual #<- yall got it the worst half of these things were subtly biphobic too #oh god does anyone remember that show where the MC was a succubi but didn't know about monsters #so she thought she was just a freak and was always on the run until the monster world finds one of her kills and hunts Her down #and she ends up. idk working at a monster bar and helping her Monster Cop boytoy hunt runaway monsters? or something? #listen what i remember from that is how badly i wanted her and her simp (female roommate maybe?) to fuck instead #and i swear they queerbaited me a little. but i might have just been delusional tbh

[dannydanoninoo]

Okay but this look of pure LOVE AND ADORATION?!

I'm rolling in the floor crying right now (not joking)

#look at that SOFTNESS #i swear im normal #the amout of love got to me okay? #also whoever drew this panel deserves an award now #Amity's eyes MY FUCKING GOD #like you know what if this is what we got for the show being shortened I'm fine #I can die happily with this screenshot right now #also I cried twice during the panel just imagine how I'm going to be during the episode #the owl house #toh #toh spoilers #luz noceda #amity blight #lumity #bi ugly sobbing #cries in bisexual #bisexual #lesbian #lgbt

[eelektroenthusiast]

Side order doodles!!^^ i can't wait to see agent 8 face MORE trauma 😃

Also, WHERE IS MARINA, DON'T SEPARATE THE OFF THE HOOK WIVES

#splatoon 3 #side order #splatoon side order #pearlina #splatoon 2 #octo expansion #off the hook #pearl houzuki #marina ida #agent 8 #my art #also deadfish ain't dead 🤩 #i swear to god off the hook better be ok at the end of the dlc or i'm going to be very very sad ☹️ #lesbians 🦑🐙✨️✨️ #splatoon

[nyan-ryder]

SPLOON DLC SOON

Commissions!

#art #shitpost #splatoon #splatoon 2 #agent 8 #agent 4 #agent 32 #octoling #inkling #lesbian #of the cringefail variety #can’t wait to put 8 through the horrors again #Roesa (OC) #Pei-Trei (OC) #EDIT: I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDN’T SEE THE POST POSTED JUST BEFORE THIS ONE IN THE AGENT 32 TAG AHDBDGAJSGDHXKD #AGENT 4 IS DUMB AND WE CAN ALL SEE IT

[wasabijean]

rip freakazoid you would’ve loved tumblr

#freakazoid #dexter douglas #the lobe #fanart #my art #so i was watching freakazoid again. Still peak. #someone help this nonbinary lesbian PLEASEE please he is never gonna pull ANYBODY #except steff. him and steff are endgame. i have a sketch i did of them its old but sgdjsjskd i might post it #also i love the lobe. So much. Omfg. #if i draw this internet amalgamation guy one more time I Swear to God. Okay. Ummmm ya #See ya whenever rofl sorry im not crazy active here

[xoxoladyaz]

Fem!Steddie AU where Eddie and the band burst onto the scene as an out and proud indie rock band a la The Last Dinner Party and Stevie Harrington - this world’s Taylor Swift - shortly comes out as bi and openly flirts/posts thirst traps to Eddie’s bands’ music and Eddie is having to eat her words about mainstream pop and then Eddie’s band opens for Stevie and its love at first sight and they get married SO FAST and live happily and musically ever after

#I swear to god one day I won’t be coming up with WIPS at the speed of light #but it is not this day #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #rock star eddie munson #wlw steddie #sapphic steddie #lesbian eddie munson #bisexual steve harrington #I can’t stop listening to the last dinner party and I’m going to make it everyone else’s problem

[sugarhillpark]

pick a song for each letter of your URL, and then tag that many people

thanks for the tags forever ago @part-time-deranged and @elviehun i do notice <3

s - sugar by brockhampton

u - unfucktheworld by angel olsen

g - going to pasalacqua by green day

a - amity gardens by fountains of wayne

r - rose parade by elliott smith

h - hold the light by lp

i - i wanna be adored by the stone roses

l - love my way by the psychedelic furs

l - lua by bright eyes

p - plasticine by placebo

a - awful by hole

r - rhymes of an hour by mazzy star

k - kids in '99 by death cab for cutie

bold assumption that i'd know 13 of my followers who haven't already done it and actually wanna interact with me to tag and i won't do it but tagging @libraryspectre @beanie-twink @dearings from my recents and @gnome-cleric @pyrchance and @100percent-unimpressed my beloveds in case you wanna(/again).

#tag games #lmao at this #i just scrolled through the giant playlist i use for writing bandom fanfic until i got all the letters and look at this: #2 songs that aren't pre-pandemic #3 songs including those 2 from the last 10 YEARS #might as well have just held up a megaphone announcing i'm old #ray toro-ass 'i don't listen to new music' behaviour #even funnier because the 2 recent songs are not by young or new artists #i swear i am fun and hip kids #like mikey way trying to make bread over here lmao #also this is not my fave lp song but i'm glad she's on the list you won't catch me putting out a songlist without lp #that's my pet forty something lesbian #along with frank iero #god didn't give frank iero lp's singing voice or pussy because he would've been too powerful #frank doing a good job with his own pussy or whatever tho

[aroaessidhe]

2024 reads / storygraph

Here We Go Again

adult f/f romance

follows two childhood friends who’ve hated each other since their middle school crush-based falling out, who are now both back teaching in their small town high school

when the english teacher who was like a father figure to both of them asks them both to drive him across the country as his dying wish, they give in and spend a summer on a wild road trip across the country that forces them to confront each other and maybe grow back together

two lesbian MCs with ADHD, one is likely aroacespec

#here we go again #alison cochrun #aroaessidhe 2024 reads #this is good. it’s funny. I like the messy complicated characters and relationships and it's full of queer culture #IT IS ALSO SAD. as you would probably expect from the premise. definitely not a romcom #one thing i absolutely hated was the near-constant swearing by queer celebrity named (kristen fucking stewart! etc) oh my god. #i cant tell if that was intentionally trying to be cringe lol. but it was so often. like 3 times in the first chapter #(I say likely aspec - it’s explored and brought up but she explicitly says she doesn’t fully identify with any label other than lesbian) #also the cover illustration......proportion wise they look like teenagers. hm.

[whatsaudreythinkingabout]

scott pilgrim ship suggestion:

envy adams/roxie richter (natrox?)

(yes they haven’t interacted in canon but hear me out)

reasons why this ship appeals to me (& why it should appeal to you too!):

(half of this is based in headcanon & the other half is actual reasons why this could work)

they both have the weak spot behind their knee (envy in the books & roxy in the movie, + the fact that envy was supposed to replace roxy as the 4th evil ex but instead they kept roxy & recycled the aspects of envy’s fight with ramona into roxy’s fight; as a result i HC that they have the same weak point like kind of a soulmate mark)

both of them were previously in toxic relationships with someone they shared a very deep, close bond with but learned the hard way that the other person wasn’t taking it as seriously as they were (envy with todd, who cheated on her when she took their childhood “vow” pretty fuckin seriously; roxy with ramona, who treated it more as a college experiment leaving her shocked & upset to learn she only saw it as “just a phase”), and now they’re re-learning how to trust others & be vulnerable with each other

antagonist gfs!

height difference >>>>>>>

right person wrong time (at first; this is part of a HC i have that i can explain more of)

chaotic neutral x chaotic neutral (or is envy more of a true neutral? idk; it still works tho)

lovers (& occasional starters) of petty drama

tall calm x short chaotic

“you can pack your things and leave. there’s the door” x “THERE’S THE DOOR, BITCH!”

character that hasn’t experienced affection in a long time finally gets touched (i mean in the movie she literally disintegrated bc someone touched her in the right spot)

that one couple that displays obscene levels of PDA in public & deliberately plays it up to make people uncomfortable (but they’d also be really fuckin soft in private/around close friends)

flirty x easily flustered

partners in crime

girlboss x girlfail

girlboss x holy shit how the fuck did i end up with her she’s out of my league oh god oh fuck /pos

girlboss x THAT’S MY WIFE (goes both ways)

“i hate everyone except you”

listens to them infodump x infodumps constantly

chaos enabler x literal gremlin

if you mess with one of them the other one will literally fucking kill you (also goes both ways)

they make each other better but also worse at the same time

femdom x brat

#scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim vs the world #scott pilgrim takes off #envy adams #roxy richter #roxie richter #rarepair #envy x roxy #roxy x envy #envy x roxie #roxie x envy #natrox #i swear to god i’m gonna make this ship more popular one way or another #the lesbian agenda must be fulfilled