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waning-wings · 1 month
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SPIDERS ARENT BUGS.
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bug-eats-moss · 2 years
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Some people seem to forget that Stede is fucking insane
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pigeonpeach · 4 months
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Diluc be crushing
Summary: reader is Diona’s older sister and also the crush of Diluc Ragvindr who is not just the prime bachelor of Mondstadt but also the prime heating pad for Mondstadt’s cats. Diona is angy about it thou
Diluc didn’t know what to do. He’d been trying to court his crush for a while but strangely enough Diona seemed to be interfering. If he left flowers she’d destroy them. He wondered if chocolates were even a good idea. Eventually he settled on meeting them himself. Something Diona was also not happy with.
Fortunately his crush was pretty friendly. They even asked if he’d like a room to himself as the cats seemed to swarm him. As they put it “with his vision he’s essentially a walking heating pad so many cats will prefer him.” He took their offer and asked if they’d like to play some TCG, something he didn’t indulge in too much but decided it was appropriate to do so. They accepted and they ended up talking for awhile. Diona kept trying to interrupt however but his beloved simply locked the doors and reminded Diona she had a job to do. Aftersome time Diluc sat on the couch so he could properly cuddle with the kitties. His beloved said she’d bring some snacks. But oh the gentle purr of the kitties, the comfy couch… the soft furrs. It was so comfortable. He hadn’t slept well either… surely a little nap couldn’t hurt…
Coming back to the room they were surprised to see him asleep. They poked him a bit until confirming he was. They were about to leave when they realized the cats now eating, had left him alone. Their cat instincts couldn’t help but wonder if he was warm too… they curiously pressed themselves against him to find indeed.. he was warm.. and cozy.. no wonder the cats loved him. Warm like the sunlight on a patch of grass. In his sleep he ended up wrapping his arms around them and oh! That was nice. His arms were so strong, and warm too… it felt so safe in his hold, you couldn’t help but purr slightly. A very quiet purr as you leaned against him, getting comfortable in his lap as you ended up falling asleep.
When Diluc awoke he was shocked to find you cuddled against him, purring too.. as well as a bit worried he wouldn’t make it to his other arrangements today… but that’s a small price to pay considering how utterly adorable his beloved looks like this.
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sincerely-sofie · 7 months
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queer-rose · 1 year
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Bianca: All in all, a 100% successful trip. Enid: But we lost Wednesday. Bianca: All in all, a 100% successful trip!
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bbcphile · 13 days
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WIP Wednesday (MLC Mind Control Bug Fic Edition)
Happy Wednesday! Have some of a new MLC fic I just started working on!
I realized I had very strong feelings about amnesia in fics (as someone who has experienced it before), and so a new MLC one-shot fic was born, in which amnesiac a-Fei discovers the mind control bug in his neck his first night in Lotus Tower. (This part takes place after his failed attempts to get it out.)
To anyone who is missing my MLC longfic excerpts, the plan is to continue with them next week! (I'm hoping to get this one up on AO3 by the end of the weekend!)
A-Fei’s head swam a little with each step, but the pain had mostly subsided to a dull, manageable thud in time with his pulse. He was distantly tempted to pull himself free from Li Lianhua’s hands and walk unaided back to Lotus Tower, gathering enough energy to collapse only once he had reached his bed upstairs. But Li Lianhua gripped his arm more tightly the first time he even felt like he might be about to wobble, and yanked it over his shoulder until he was using Li Lianhua like half a crutch. And suddenly, not touching Li Lianhua seemed unacceptable.
“What were you thinking?” Li Lianhua muttered again, wrapping his other arm around a-Fei’s back and resting his hand on his waist. “You probably reopened your stab wound, collapsing like that. I really should be charging you for this, you know. You’re getting my professional expertise for free.” His grip tightened on a-Fei’s waist too close to the stab wound, sending ripples of angry fire coursing up his torso. 
A-Fei hissed out a pained breath. “It’s worth exactly what I’m paying for it.”
Li Lianhua pulled his hand away from the injured waist like he’d been burned. “Don’t be ridiculous,” he said, putting his hand much higher up this time, closer to a-Fei’s ribcage. “I was just checking to see if you’re bleeding through the bandages. It’s a necessary part of the process.”
“Hmm,” a-Fei hummed, taking several more steps and relishing the sensation of the man’s hand against his side. His fingers were cold but the touch warmed him nonetheless. “And am I?” 
“Are you what?”
“Bleeding through the bandages?”
“I didn’t finish checking. You’re too terrible a patient,” Li Lianhua said, squeezing a-Fei’s forearm in what seemed like an apology. “I’ll have to examine it more inside.”  
“I see,” a-Fei said, taking another step, his mind still turning over the grip on his arm. Had they touched often? The idea of anyone else touching him made him want to unsheathe his dao, but with Li Lianhua, he would almost rather chance one of his bai hui’s acupoint’s lightening bolts of pain than step away. And as much as he disliked the idea of needing his wound examined, it would give him the opportunity to examine Li Lianhua. And to continue observing his own reactions to the man’s hands. “And what exactly does this examination entail?” he teased. “Based on your earlier example, I assume pinching or punching the wound? Or stabbing it again to check the durability of the healing skin?”
Li Lianhua snorted. “Only if you keep insulting my competence.” Then he paused, mid-step, his grip on a-Fei loosening. “Ah. I’m just going to look at the plaster. If blood has soaked through it, I’ll pour hemostatic powder on the wound first and then put a new plaster on. You’ll just need to untie your robes, but they can stay on. I’ll be quick.”
Huh. Unexpected. He had been joking, but actual information about what to expect didn’t hurt. Although something about the way he mentioned robes was strange. Almost as though Li Lianhua was uncomfortable about it. There was no reason for that to be an awkward request from someone providing medical treatment–
Unless they had been in a relationship, or at least had prior sexual history together.
It would certainly explain his response to Li Lianhua’s hands touching him. 
He’d have to investigate more to be sure, since asking would be sure to prompt more lies.
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cerise-on-top · 2 months
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Been really into gardening, so what about Nikolai and König with a gardener s/o? Would they be interested in helping out, or have a specific favorite type of plant?
(I love love LOVE rambling about plants, they're so cool once you get to know them!! I blame my mom entirely since she has a green thumb)
(Also, do you have a fav kind of flower? I personally love hydrangeas)
Plants are really cool, though! Hydrangeas are very pretty, I think I've seen some here and there! I personally adore lisianthus, though! They're absolutely gorgeous! Now I can't help but wonder if I could grow some someday when I move out, haha!
Nikolai and König with a Gardener!S/O
Nikolai: I do believe that he has a garden somewhere near his house only he knows about, where he grows vegetables. He loves having his own little garden, just that little bit of space that no one can take away from him with which he can do just about whatever is nice. He especially likes tomatoes, they’re nutritious, healthy and very delicious, as well as easy to cook. Nikolai is a pretty good cook, so he knows how to utilize tomatoes to their full potential. He has tried to grow flowers as well, though. He’s made some good success with sunflowers, in fact he still has some in his secret garden. So he absolutely knows how to take care of a garden, he finds it relaxing even and would love to help you out a bit, if you let him. Do let him plant some plants of his own, though, he loves watching them grow. Although he’s never been able to do so, he’d love to cultivate some melons at some point as well. Watermelons, cantaloupes, honey melons, he’d love to eat his own ones someday as well, especially with you. He thinks it’s so cool that you’re a gardener because, in another life where he wasn’t a soldier and or leader of a PMC, he, too, would be a gardener. Has always dreamed of having a garden with you and would love to plant some trees as well. Apple trees, cherry trees, maybe even some orange trees, as long as he gets some delicious fruit out of it, he’s down. Besides, what’s more domestic than working at your shared garden together? He’ll even plant some flowers as well. He can’t particularly surprise you well with them, but he can look at your surprised face when they first start sprouting. While he won’t pluck or cut them unless he needs to, he will cherish the moments he gets to spend with you and your shared plants. And if you’re the type of person to name your plants then I can assure you he remembers each and every single name.
König: He’s never really been into gardening. He had a small succulent as a kid once so he had something to take care of that would help him with feeling down, but it didn’t survive very long. He loved the little plant a little too much and gave it too much water every day. To this day he feels guilty about it. He named it “Luisa”. Ever since then he’s not very confident in his plant keeping abilities, thinking he has the worst green thumb imaginable. He would love to help you, don’t get me wrong, but he’s afraid of killing your plants and making you mad about it. No, he’d much rather watch you and encourage you with your endeavors. He’ll buy fertilizer, if needed, or some new seeds or saplings if you want some, but he won’t really do much with your plants, aside from moving them to the sunlight if you want him to. Although, it should be added that he could still learn how to take good care of a plant. With some guidance, and another small succulent that’s hard to kill, it’s not too late. Just show him the ropes, tell him what to do and he’ll do it. He might get nervous about having overdone it again from time to time, and will come up to you, the succulent tiny in his hands, asking you if his plant will make it. Reassure him and give him some good tips, he’ll appreciate it more than you’ll ever know. König feels very accomplished when the plant has survived over two months. As time goes on, he’ll grow more comfortable with plants and ask you if he could maybe help you water some more plants. He may still need to get a feeling for it all, but he’s very eager to help you. Again, this is all very domestic for him, so he quite likes it. Just watering some plants with you, harvesting some parsley, maybe picking some apples from the tree. He can get most fruits from the tree due to his height as well, which is great. König’s more into the practical side of gardening, so he prefers fruit and vegetables over flowers. His favorite plant would be a pumpkin, but only because he loves pumpkin seed oil.
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xx-sketchy-xx · 8 months
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Mwahahah. I loved them so I colored them
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youropinion-iswrong · 11 months
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thenamesblurrito · 9 months
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Botbots had the energon cloud turn Objects into fully sapient Transformers. Consider: is a corpse an Object?
there are poop and vomit Botbots, meat and plant Botbots, and an anthill Botbot with living ants inside her. so clearly there's no restriction on what kind of matter, living or dead, can be affected. i actually personally think it's more about size. so.... a mouse corpse, i guess? perhaps a Cybertronian corpse that already has an affinity for energon might be revived, considering they're good at not staying dead anyway
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ohshy · 4 months
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punch out furry edits - bug edition !!!
here we have escarjoe and mac-erpillar the japanese emperor caterpillar :3
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musubiki · 7 months
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I don't know if you have answered this already so if you have you can ignore this, but how did mochi and coco become friends? Since coco is a bit older is she from another class?
she is a bit older, but not in another class! shes one of those people in high school that either have a very early birthday so theyre always the oldest in the class, or she maybe fell behind a grade (since she had delinquent tendencies growing up)
BUT A GOOD QUESTION AND I DONT THINK I EXPANDED ON IT BEFORE MAYBE??? its somewhat skipped over in that webtoon chapter.... first ill talk about a little coco backstory that leads up to it:
essentially, growing up coco was the lazy, troublemaker, didnt-take-school-seriously kind of student that always had bad grades and skipped class. her parents obviously werent thrilled about that, but they were never really hard on her about it and had a good relationship with coco!! at one point (when she was about 12-13 maybe), they had quite a light-hearted and humorous talk with her about getting herself together before high school, and made a little list of things for her to do to have a good life ("a better life than we did," is how they put it).
the things on the list were rather mundane and normal, sometimes kinda dumb. it was things like "study hard 8 hours a week," "learn to cook," "exercise regularly," etc. it also has rather strange ones, one being "change someones life," which coco spent a lot of time trying to figure out what that one was supposed to mean. at the time she treated it lightly and as a joke, and more of a chore like "ah damn i gotta exercise now?? ill do this stuff later"
anyway, when coco was 14, both her parents and her little brother passed, and coco to this day holds on to that list and tries to fulfill every item (which is why she does the things she does, including running every morning, working hard on studies to go to college, getting a part-time job, etc).
NOW how this relates to mochi: one of the items on cocos list is "make friends with good people." when coco first moved to wessport and started school there, obviously she was new and didnt know anyone. the week she started was (if you remember the beginning of that one webtoon episode!!) a week where lime was fighting off a cold or something, so he didnt come to school and mochi was by herself.
their meeting was actually pretty mundane, but coco was lost in the school and asked mochi for directions to various classrooms and such. mochi was very nice to her (as mochi normally is), like she lent her a pencil and piece of paper cuz coco didnt buy any yet, things like that.
at the end of the school day coco just looks at her for a long time and goes "...hey, so you're a 'good person,' then...right?" and mochi just goes "Uh....I guess I try to be?" and for that week coco seeks out mochi to hang out with her. by the time lime gets back theyre already friends and coco lowkey adopted mochi ehehe (and then that one coco intro episode is where this mini story picks up)
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potatochip-oc-dump · 4 months
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Cringetober Day 12 - Niche Interest
I survived the art challenge for ah... 10 or 11 days! new record! I won't force myself to finish it since I'm so busy (and Burnout) so take this prompt that I accidentally did early :3c
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hedonist-aesthete · 1 year
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Based on some screenshots I took
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cordycepsbian · 1 year
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big fan of the dynamic between dmk and sectonia that only exists in our head and almost nobody else shares
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In honour of Titan Day, we're scaring Foolish <3
Only warning is a sick child, and big levels of parental fear. Using she/her for Leo for consistency's sake, also human-form dragon eggs as it works better for what I want.
When Foolish wakes in the morning, Leo is gone. She's not in her bed and she's not in her room, and he can feel himself panic even as he pulls out his comms.
It's fine, right? She's probably just with Bad? Or playing with one of her siblings?
/FoolishG: has anyone seenleo?
BadBoyHalo: isn't she still asleep?
oiBagi: Not since yesterday/
And that's when he panics.
/FoolishG: no D:
FoolishG: she's not here
mikethelink: I'm near the titan i'll look here/
Just like that, a search party is formed. Foolish tries to think of places his child might have gone, and everyone else scrambles to look. He thinks of stories of Forever - possessed Forever - stealing Dapper and trying to murder the kids and thinks /fuck are we doing this again/?
It's still better than the alternative. Still better than the idea she's been murdered in the night, her remains and all evidence disappeared.
Like Mike once threatened him with, like Mike once pranked him with as revenge.
Mike, who when push comes to shove, is actually looking for her.
Foolish... He'll check the Titan himself, too, but should start here. He's already checked the inside of the building. He's already checked inside, which means his kid is out there somewhere. Out there, alone, in a world that wants her dead.
He has to find her.
He heads outside, and starts circling around. Maybe... Maybe she's just looking for flowers or something? Mining for diamonds? Working on a project? Maybe she just doesn't realise what she's done to her old pa's heart.
He can hope.
Outside... He doesn't immediately spot her but it's okay, it's okay, he just needs to look elsewhere. She'll be somewhere, and he'll hug her, and it'll be okay.
He's half way to Hot Girl Beach when he turns and looks behind him.
And there's Leo, standing on the dragon's head.
"Leo!" he screams for her, already pulling out his warpstone and getting close again.
With grappling squawk and paraglider he makes it up there in record time, clattering to his knees at her side.
"Leo!"
She doesn't turn to face him, instead continuing to stare out towards town.
"Leo?" he asks, a bit quieter, trying to draw her in. "Leo bonita? Can we go inside? You're scaring your pa."
Leo doesn't respond.
Leo doesn't do anything but sway, both with and against the breeze.
Foolish sees it coming, sees his kid crumple before him. He darts out, grabbing her, pulling her into his arms. Away from the edge - away from the edge over which she nearly tumbled.
He can't breathe, can't breathe, just curls around his baby and begs her to be okay.
Her head is tucked safely against his chest, and he can feel the heat off it.
A fever.
"Leo?" he tries asking her again. "Are you not feeling well?"
He doesn't really get an answer, but Leo's eyes do blink open. She doesn't try to escape his grasp, doesn't move, doesn't think, but shaky hands raise and sign to him "pa?"
"I'm here, Leo," Foolish holds her a little closer. "Let's get you back to bed, butterfly."
There's no response as he carefully treks back down to ground level, nor as they take the elevator up and he tucks her into bed. It's only when he pulls his hand away to let the others know she's safe - and to ask for medicine because, fuck, he doesn't know what to do when his princess if sick - that she signs again.
"Pa," is all she signs. "Pa, pa, want pa."
"Leo?" he sits on her bed, petting her face with one hand while he finishes typing with the other. "Pa's right here, he's right here."
"Where is pa?" she keeps asking. "I'm scared, where's pa?"
And, fuck, Foolish is crying too.
"Pa's here, princess, he's right here..."
/FoolishG: leo's sick help
BadBoyHalo: you found her?
BadBoyHalo: I'm coming/
He doesn't look at the further messages, doesn't bother to reply. Bad seems to be prepared for everything - surely he has medicine in his bag. Instead Foolish shuffles onto the bed, holding his child close even as she calls for him.
Bad's there in seconds, or maybe a minute - certainly faster than two.
"Foolish!" he calls as soon as he's in the room. "Leo!"
Foolish doesn't bother replying - he hears a quick "Dapper wait here I don't want you catching anything", and then the elevator sounding once more.
And there Bad is, a bottle already in hand.
"Are you not feeling well, Leo?" Bad asks.
Leo just keeps signing for her pa, a little more desperately, despite him holding her close.
"Leo's got a fever," Foolish manages to tell him. "She'd wandered up to the dragon head."
Neither of them need to express how glad they are she did not fall off.
"Awww," Bad vocalises in sympathy, swapping the bottle for two more. One has water in it, the other some liquid medicine. "These will help. You'll feel all better soon."
Foolish doesn't know how bad does it, how he ignores Leo's pleas. Maybe because he's not the one she's calling for? That must be it.
They manage to get a spoon of the medicine and a few sips of the water in her before she passes out. Foolish, already hugging her, just wraps her up tighter in her arms.
"There's instructions on the bottle," Bad says, rather than explaining - and Foolish doesn't think he'd know. "I've got to go pick Pomme up, but call again if you need more."
Foolish nods his thanks, still too worked up to properly reply. Trembling hands calling 'pa where's pa need pa' haunt his eyelids - he kisses Leo's burning forehead, hums her a lullaby as Bad leaves. Hums to her, speaks to her, tries to cut through the fog of fever and sleep to let her know he's here.
His child is sick, and his child was calling for him - he's not going to leave her alone, not ever again.
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