for @diazactually, because I love youuu 💕 part i | part ii
‘I watch him in the kitchen. I think of how much it hurts to love somebody. How deep the hurt is, how almost unbearable. It’s not the love that hurts; it’s the possibility of anything happening to the object of your love.’
Augusten Burroughs || Magical Thinking
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Marilyn Monroe leaning backwards on a swimming pool ladder.
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i for one am eternally grateful to live the golden age of Dead Dove : Don't Eat fanfiction cause I can finally read about my poor blorbos being put into 𝖘𝖎𝖙𝖚𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖘 without having to vouch for the moral compass of my entire lineage
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figuring out how to draw my favourite puntable worm king
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Sims moodboard | Brandi Broke
Brandi was left to raise two boys alone following her husband's suspicious pool ladder accident.
Friendly by nature, she has often been accused of being overly so. She enjoys grape juice and crumpling tin foil.
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“Don’t get me wrong, I do find you attractive—”
“Oh! ... Um, okay, yeah! Same page!”
“It’s just, y’know, a no from me for the moment. I just had a baby—I’m giving, like, a hundred and ten percent of myself to that right now. But uh, if and when that changes, you’ll... you’ll be the first to know!”
“I— [choke] well— Right on!”
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my sims movie pitch is it should be like genuinely a normal rom com but the words are all in simlish
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Yesterday I put up some more of my peel and stick wallpaper and we’re so nearly done. I know this is going to sound crazy considering the precision necessary for the task but it was actually so much fun! Although it didn’t seem it at first high quality peel and stick IS forgiving.
My tips for anyone who is insane enough to try wallpapering something is to choose a really busy pattern. At first you will ask yourself why you chose something that requires each point to line up precisely. Then when the full picture is produced you’ll realize that you were never going to be completely lined up and that the business of the pattern hides those imperfections, and you’re going to love yourself.
And for the love of all things that need caretakers, always have at least one if not two people on hand. It’s not humanly possible to do it with just yourself.
The tip that saved the project was the realization clear masking tape / duct tape wouldn’t hurt our paper if it was taped to it, so we taped the sheet to the wall to pre-align it before taking the backing off. Only downside was sometimes when taking the tape back off the heavy duty yet thin tape didn’t come in one piece, so I would fold the tape over on itself and leave a pull tab.
When you’re using a razor to cut away the excess always hold the razor straight on and never at an angle, or you will lose some of the paper and the wall behind it will peek through! I have a black wallpaper so with any imperfections I was able to cut strips from another piece and fill in the gaps where I could see the wall behind.
Expect it to take hours and hours and hours and hours. Tomorrow is our last day with it and we will have spent three separate days on what doesn’t look like a lot.
This is my pattern!
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whenever i see one of those "the main characters of the last show you watched are now stuck in the last video game you played, how screwed are they?" posts i never have anything interesting to contribute because the last video game i played is pretty much always the sims 4, and how do you fuck up being a sim? but tbh the cornley polytechnic drama society could and would fuck up being sims, definitely fatally and probably within 45 in-game minutes
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