#Suicide joke

[runawaymarbles]

Sometimes the tags alone are a journey unto themselves

#ao3 #funtags #suicide joke

[codecicle]

I GET TO WRITE ABOUT SEXUAL ASSAULT THEMES WITHIN VAMPIRE: THE MASQUERADE FOR MY RESEARCH PROJECT. I WIN EVERYTHINGGG KILLING MYSELF POSTPONED

#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍 #suicide joke #MY TEACHER CALLED IT REALLY INTERESTING ANDDD IT MIGHT GET ME OUT OF PRESENTING THE SLIDESHOW TO THE ENTIRE CLASS #IMMMMMM GOING TO BREAK IT DOWN BEATBOXING STYLE

[artemis-moon101]

(mildly annoying thing happens) i'm genuinely going to kill myself

(horrible awful thing happens) thats not cash money 😕

#i think there is something Wrong with me #suicide joke #tw sui joke

[redacted-metallum]

I need to [remembers I shouldn't make suicide jokes] join a whaling crew

#revs thoughts #moby dick #suicide joke

[lmanburs]

Tubbo's adamant hatred towards Kick remains both incredibly based and real as fuck

#im crying good for him #suicide joke

[waddei]

yknow that image of the fictional characters reaching the screen through a noose like "join us" that's the tipe of shit ctommy had on mind on exile only w lmanburg and tubbo

#suicide joke #wddy

[neoflames]

been watching Skizz and Iskall today

#Neo talks #suicide joke #suicide joke tw #Suicide #docm77 #skizzleman #vintagebeef #iskall85 #hermitcraft #text post memes #to me

[kiwinatorwaffles]

for the low price of 8 crowns, tango tek will sell his body!

#hermitcraft #hermitblr #tangotek #hermitcraft tango #decked out 2 #hc tango #xisumavoid #zedaph #kiwi’s scribbles #suicide joke

[420technoblazeit]

so apparently tommy's refusing to sign the divorce papers from that time he accidentally married tubbo. also he's started his wattpad arc

#this is SO funny tubbo's threatenign to take him to court #mcyt #tommyinnit #tubbo #sui joke #suicide joke #the pig squeals

[aropride]

im going to kill mys*remembers that suicide jokes are bad for my mental health and make people uncomfortable* You should kill yourself

#text #JOKE. DONT KILL YOURSELF #suicide joke

[arttitude130]

as expected, i will now be contributing to the disco skill meme economy

#disco elysium #suicide joke #disclaimer i dont think of them as brothers its just for the meme #since the next meme is yaoi. yeah #and yes drama has a little bowtie now #bc of the +2 drama bowtie.... idk #wrong again nerd is real dialogue electro has the best lines #i played this game 2 times and im gonna play it a third and possible fourth time #because i keep forgetting to do any politic vision quest believe it or not

[royalarchivist]

Pac: I need to pay- I need to pay Bagi, you know? She's from a mafia now, and if I don't pay her, I think she's probably gonna kill me.

Phil: O...k...? I mean, good luck with that, I mean- Jesus Christ, wtf.

Pac: You don't know anything about like, the pancake mafia?

Phil: No???

Pac: It's a mafia that created [by] Bagi and Empanada! They're handling money to people, making loans- loans? But if you don't pay, they put a lot of pancakes in your house as a warning. And if you don't pay them, they kill you!

Phil: Wtf! That's loan shark! They're a loan shark!

Pac: Yeah, yeah! Loan shark!

Phil: Jesus. Ok, ok, ok, thank you for the heads-up.

Pac: I'm scared, I need to get my 4k, you know, to pay her. I don't want to die.

Phil: Ok, ok. Good luck, good luck, good luck. [Laughs] Don't die, Pac! Don't die, Fit will-

Pac: I will try my best!

Phil: Fit will kill himself — in Minecraft.

[They both laugh]

Pac: Yeah, probably. I don't want that, I don't want that!

#Philza #Pactw #QSMP #Hideduo #FitPac #Suicide joke #Pac #Phil #March 8 2024 #edited #Fit can't frickin escape the teasing #about his love life

[heckling-hydrena]

🧚‍♀️ sundialtracing Follow

sorry but living in the tangled wood sounds so depressing… brambles so thick u can't even see the sky… I'd kms for real

🧚‍♀️ sundialtracing Follow

LEAE ME ALONE !!!!!11!!!1!

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🐕 hainuboy Follow

you couldn't pay me to live in plague imagine walking around and the ground starts breathing. offputting fucking flight.

🦠 bacteriacultures Follow

ok. Singer's Brook, White Toad St. 32a 5th floor apartment number 22

🐕 hainuboy Follow

BRO???

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#flight rising #unreality #suicide mention #suicide joke #mine

[waspcup]

literally so fucking embarrassing to have a favorite character bc it will have you sitting there thinking things such as "omg he experiences the 5 senses" and "omg he wears clothes and feels the texture of them on his skin" and "omg he eats food and tastes it" and "omg he sleeps with his eyes closed in a bed with sheets" Like be honest should i just kill myself at this point

#Yes this is abotu will graham dont talk to me . #wasp speaks #suicide joke #suicide tw #also i know theres more than 5 senses i just mean like the kindergarten ones

[clownkure]

and i think to myself...

...what a wonderful noise

#my art #pizza tower #the noise #noisette #peppino spaghetti #idk what the little guy is called #suicide joke

[kiuda]

i will no longer accept any criticism of how dream handles things because if i was him i would have already killed someone

#probably myself but yknow #suicide joke #discourse