#Slashers Incorrect Quote

[slashingdisneypasta]

Incorrect Quote

Jennifer and Y/N arguing over which Slasher gets to be their 'Back up' (Back up husband in case they dont find anyone by 40).

Y/N: Alright!, you know what!? I know how we're gonna settle this. Alright, here- this is what we're gonna do.

Y/N: I am gonna write Freddy on one napkin and I'm gonna write Jason on the other napkin, and we are going to pick one.

Y/N: And that person is gonna be our back up!

Y/N: Okay here we go- *Shuffles the napkins around so no one knows which is which anymore, then holds them behind their back* Uhuh- Okay, pick one.

Jennifer: Uhh, hmm... left!

*Jennifer and Y/N read their napkins*

Y/N: uh- Jason!

Jennifer: ... Freddy.

Y/N: ... hm

Jennifer: Hm.

Y/N: ... we should just switch-

Jennifer: *Handing over her napkin immediately* Yep-

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[issdisgrace]

Y/n *out of nowhere*: If a 178lb person fell from a 15 floor building how many feet would they fall in a second

Hannibal: Where do these questions come from my love

Y/n: I don’t know, my brain

Hannibal: Sigh, they would fall about 15 feet per second meaning they would impact the ground in about 10 seconds.

Y/n: Cool

*Cue Y/n going back to what they were doing before their question*

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[theres-a-body-here]

Sable: "When meeting new people remember to keep it light and casual. Use our conversation starters if you get in trouble"

(Y/N), nodding along: "Light and casual, got it"

~~~~

(Y/N), throwing themselves at the Killer's feet: "I LOVE SWEATY, EVIL, AND VIOLENT MEN, PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!"

Screams and yells echo through the realm as the killer frantically attempts to shake off (Y/N) from their thighs

~~~~

Sable, panicking and holding her head: "He's pulling the freak-off card THIS EARLY?"

Mikaela, looking through binoculars: "If he u-turns the topic back to the Mori Rework we might clutch this"

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[slashv1xen]

incorrect quotes - dating bo sinclair

idk either but enjoy <3

you: “my hands are cold”

bo: “put them in my pants”

you: “would you take a bullet for me?”

bo: “i’d do anything for you”

you: “really?”

bo: “of course, except eat mushrooms. those things are fuckin’ nasty”

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[whorrorfix]

stu: god it’s so hot in here.

billy: i know but why are you unbuttoning MY shirt?

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[harveywritings92]

[Slasher au.]

R/n: Yeah I'm really into true crime podcasts lately.

Ghost & König, trying to flirt: You know We've been the primary suspects in quite a few murder cases.

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[chubbyreaderchan]

Y/n at home alone.

*phone rings*

Y/n: Mr. Sexy's pizza, the special is sexeroni

Billy, as Ghostface: *watching her answer from the window* .....

Stu: *cackling up with laughter*

Billy: *dial tone*

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[vincent-sinclair-deserved-better]

Vincent: this is art

Bo: this is a fire hazard

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[mostly-ghostly-hotel]

Y/N: I’m going to start a false crimes podcast where I explain crimes that never actually happened.

Michael Myers: I’m going to do those crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crimes podcast

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[i-heart-slashers]

Michael, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here. Marko: Hey. Dwayne: Hi. David: Hello. Paul: Hey! Michael: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Y/N, pouting: We were out of Doritos.

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[jesse-cromeans-sugarbaby]

Y/n: calling her best friend) yeah I know I was gonna let you know when I was free…..yeah…alright.

Slasher: (sitting with a towel wrapped around there hair and a face mask on…waiting for them to finish their call)

Y/n: omggg I know!! Yeah I saw it…yeah NO way!!

Slasher: (sighs walking out of the house before.)

Y/n: yeah so- (hears screaming over the phone) hello? Hm weird (turns seeing slasher covered in blood)

A/n: I apologize for not writing anything college has been hectic as shit. And my electives are taking up most of my time along with main courses

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[slashingdisneypasta]

Incorrect Quote

Y/N explaining what happened when they fainted in the Horror House one time.

Y/N: It was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life.

Y/N: -and then I woke up,

Y/N: And Michael was holding my legs...

Y/N: And Jason was massaging my shoulders...

Y/N: *Sighs wistfully*

Y/N: I'm telling you... I could do that again.

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[saturncodedstarlette]

🎬✰ {Slasher AU | Butcher Ghost}

[Context : Y/N’s friends all escaped and left Y/N to die. But instead of Ghost killing them, he took pitied on them so he takes Y/N back to his house on top of his shop]

Y/N, sitting comfortably on the old couch while watching Ghost gathering woods for the fireplace with warm cup of tea in hand :

Y/N : You allow the world to think you’re a heartless monster.

Y/N, is confused by his nice gesture : And you’re not.

Butcher!Ghost, still dripping with blood and all :

Butcher! Ghost, lifts his eyebrow under the mask :

Butcher! Ghost, chuckles : No. I’m afraid I’m just a regular kind of murderer, sweetheart.

Butcher! Ghost, return with clean clothes and handed some to Y/N : I may be a murderer but I’m not that heartless like your shitty friends eh?

Y/N, silently accepts the clothes : (That sounds so wrong yet right at the same time…)

Dividers belongs to : @rookthornesartistry ♥️

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[adalwolfgang]

POV: What would happen if (Name) flirted with Bo instead?

*Everyone chilling in the living room. Vincent watching Lester and Jonesy play wrestle, while you and Bo are talking on the couch*

(Name), shocked: “Bo! You’ve been rejected 27 times?”

Bo, rolling his eyes: “yes.”

(Name): “let me tell you something Bo, that’s 27 people on this earth with no taste.”

*The room goes quiet*

Bo: “(Name) I want to have s*x with you.”

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[incorrect-random-fandom]

Michael, refusing to die: I think I am going to violate the laws of nature on purpose.

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[luna-charlie]

Vincent: how's married life?

Y/N: it's good, but bo got really drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire.

Vincent: WHAT?

Y/N: he said 'good luck tryin' to return me without a receipt!'

Vincent: why am i not surprise..

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