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A Not-So-Disastrous Romance (Book 1) Chapter Six

Kusuo Saiki x Reader

Chapter Six: Christmas Eve

Summary: Saiki's bothers (friends) end up at his house for Christmas Eve.

Saiki walked towards his house. His parents were excited as usual for holidays, so the entire house was decked in lights and wreaths for Christmas, even if it was a rather western holiday. As soon as he placed a hand upon the doorhandle, he had a bad feeling. Sure enough, his mother and Nendou were inside the doorway when he opened the door.

“Oh, welcome back, Kuu!” greeted Mrs. Saiki.

“Hey, you’re late, pal!” said Nendou, giving him a thumbs-up.

“Hey, Saiki!” (Y/N) walked in from the living room and waved.

Saiki sighed and walked in. “How did they end up here?” he asked his mother.

“I ran into Nendou at the grocery store and asked him to join us! And (L/N)’s parents are going on a trip, and since they were so sweet last time we met, I offered for them to join us for Christmas,” explained Mrs. Saiki. She left to go greet her husband, who had just arrived home.

“I’m gonna grab a cookie!” said Nendou, heading to the kitchen.

“A trip?” And they didn’t invite their kid?

“They had business,” said (Y/N). They smiled, but Saiki noticed it wasn’t as big as their usual one. “They’re sort of workaholics,” they joked. “They’ll be back tomorrow.”

“So you’re staying here.”

“Yeah!” A real smile spread across (Y/N)’s face. “I’m excited! I’ll try not to bother you, though.”

Considerate of my feelings. “It’s fine.” He ignored how often he observed (Y/N)’s good qualities these days.

(Y/N) looked at him in surprise. They were about to respond, but Mr. Saiki, Mrs. Saiki, and Nendou returned.

“Merry Christmas! Santa’s here!” called Mr. Saiki, dressed up like St. Nick. He blanked when he saw (Y/N) and Nendou. “I wish you had told me that we were going to have guests. I look like a fool!” he whispered to his wife.

“That’s because you are one.”

(Y/N) covered their mouth to avoid laughing.

“So who’re they?” asked Mr. Saiki.

“They’re Kuu’s friends, Nendou and (L/N). Remember? The (L/N)’s were dropping their daughter of today for dinner,” said Mrs. Saiki.

“Kusuo’s friends?!” exclaimed Mr. Saiki. He began crying in happiness.

Saiki sighed in exasperation while (Y/N) laughed.

“Hello, Nendou, (L/N)!” said Mr. Saiki. “I’m Kuniharu, Saiki’s father! Nice to meet you!”

“Oh, you’re my pal’s dad? Nice to meet you,” said Nendou, but because he was so tall compared to Mr. Saiki, he ended up looking intimidating.

He seems like a total thug, thought Mr. Saiki.

“Nice to meet you!” chirped (Y/N). Flowers twirled around them.

They seem too nice to hang out with Kusuo, thought Mr. Saiki.

Hey—

“These are well-made,” said Nendou, holding Mr. Saiki’s discarded Santa hat and beard. “I really thought it was Santa.”

“What? R-Really?” Mr. Saiki blushed.

So you’re happy now?

And so, Mr. Saiki accepted Nendou as a not-thug friend and (Y/N) as the too-nice-for-Saiki friend (Saiki was not pleased with the second one). Together, they all sat down for dinner.

“Merry Christmas!”

They all clinked glasses.

“(Y/N), how did someone so nice because friends with my closed-off Kusuo?” asked Mr. Saiki.

Is this what TV shows mean about awkward family dinners with guests?

“Saiki’s actually pretty accepting! He’s just quiet, but that’s completely fine,” said (Y/N). They spoke casually, but their heart thumped as they complimented Saiki. They almost glanced at him as if hoping for a reaction. For some reason or other. Nothing they knew.

Mr. and Mrs. Saiki awed.

How do they say those affectionate things so easily? Saiki would be lying if he said he wasn’t a bit embarrassed and flustered, but the world would start loving him before he showed it.

“And Nendou! You’re quite sensible! I was happy to hear you thought I was the real Santa,” said Mr. Saiki. “When Kusuo was less than a year old, he already looked at me as if I had come from his diaper.”

(Y/N) nodded. “The Saiki Death Stare.”

Saiki gave them that exact look. They shivered.

“You really are a good, well-mannered kid, Nendou,” continued Mr. Saiki, still doting on the tall boy.

“Oh? I’m not really a good kid,” said Nendou.

“Sure, you are,” assured (Y/N).

“What?” asked Mr. Saiki.

“Santa never came to my place,” said Nendou.

“Oh, well, that doesn’t mean you’re a bad kid. Santa didn’t come to my place, either,” said (Y/N).

“What?! Why your fathers deprive you of Santa?!” cried Mr. Saiki.

“I don’t have a dad. He died before I was born,” explained Nendou.

“My parents said it didn’t matter where presents came from,” said (Y/N).

How on earth did you end up so optimistic with such realists for parents? Saiki was almost disappointed to know their home-life wasn’t as bright as they themself were.

“What?!” cried Mrs. Saiki.

“I-I didn’t know that…” said Mr. Saiki.

“I’m sorry…” said Mrs. Saiki.

(Y/N) shrugged and smiled. “It’s fine.”

Clearly not. I wish I could read your mind. Then I’d know how to help. Saiki saw (Y/N) as a real friend (translation: he was willing to admit (Y/N) was his friend, but he had others). He was more willing than usual to get involved in their problems.

“Hm? Why? That doesn’t bother me. I’ve got my mom, so…” Nendou gave a big smile and a thumbs-up. “Santa doesn’t come, but that doesn’t make me feel sad or anything!”

“I see…” murmured Mr. Saiki uncomfortably. “Ah, excuse us for a bit.”

“You three go on eating,” said Mrs. Saiki.

The husband and wife left the room.

“Your parents are pretty cool, and your dad is fun. I mean, he came home in a Santa costume,” said (Y/N), smiling.

“This is just the beginning. It only gets more ‘fun’ from here,” said Saiki, the sarcasm clear without any tone.

“Sorry for stepping out!” chirped Mrs. Saiki, returning with a bright smile.

“Where’d Mr. Saiki go?” asked (Y/N).

“Ah, he went out. He said something like having to go lick his clients’ shoes,” said Mrs. Saiki. She gestured to the food. “Let’s go ahead and enjoy.”

Suddenly, Mr. Saiki, dressed completely like Santa, began trying to open the backdoor.

“Ahhh! What’s going on?” questioned Nendou. “Some guy that looks like Santa is trying to open the door!”

Mrs. Saiki opened the door and let “Santa” in.

“Ahem.” Mr. Saiki cleared his throat. “Hello, Nendou, (L/N). I’m Santa. Nice to meet you.”

“See? My father really is one-of-a-kind, isn’t he?” remarked Saiki, sending the message just to (Y/N)’s mind.

(Y/N) smiled and whispered back. “I think it’s nice.”

“The real Santa is here!” gasped Nendou. “Is it really you, Santa?! Amazing!”

“Wow! Incredible!” (Y/N) played along (mostly for Nendou’s sake).

“Please shake my hand, Mr. Santa!” said Nendou.

“Ho ho ho! Sure!” Mr. Saiki shook Nendou’s hand.

Mrs. Saiki and (Y/N) laughed.

“Oh! That’s right!” exclaimed Nendou. “Santa travels with reindeer, right? I want to see reindeer even more than Santa!”

“Okay! They’re outside. Why don’t you go look?” said Mr. Saiki.

(Y/N) tilted their head. “Can your dad keep this up?

“Probably not.” Not without my help. Both of my parents keep begging for my help in their minds. He teleported a reindeer to his backyard effortlessly.

“Whoa! A reindeer! Amazing!” cried Nendou.

“Wait, really?! Cool!” (Y/N) hurried to the window. “Whoa!”

“Here, you two. These are presents for you,” said Mr. Saiki after they returned indoors. He handed them each a gift.

“I-Is it really okay?” asked Nendou.

“R-Really? For me?” Strangely, it meant even more to (Y/N) to receive the gift knowing it wasn’t Santa. They glanced over at Saiki, knowing it was probably his.

My parents are giving away my gifts, and yet… Saiki gave them a thumbs-up. I don’t mind.

(Y/N) grinned, and their heart warmed happily. “Thank you.”

“All right! I get two presents this year!” cheered Nendou.

“What? Two?” asked Mr. Saiki. “I thought you’ve never gotten a present.”

“Yeah, nothing from Santa,” said Nendou. “But I get one from my mom. Every year, while I’m asleep at night, she puts a present next to the pillow. She could just give it to me directly. I wonder why she does it…”

Everybody deadpanned.

“He has a nice mom.”

(Y/N) nodded. “Definitely.” A lightbulb went off in their head. “Oh, did you also think I never got a present? If you did, you can have your gift back, after all, it might be something you wanted, and I—.”

“Keep it.” Saiki looked at her. His eyes displayed his honesty.

“Are you sure?”

Saiki nodded.

“Thank you.” They reached behind her their and picked up a small, wrapped gift. “Here! It’s your present!”

He took it from them.

“Go on, open it,” they encouraged.

With his x-ray vision, he already saw what was inside, but Saiki was excited and opened it. It was a package of coffee jelly and a keychain shaped like coffee jelly. “Thank you.”

“Of course! Anything for you!” (Y/N) grinned with closed-eyes at him.

A tiny smile appeared on his face. Behind them, the sounds of holiday cheer echoed from his parents and Nendou. The tree was glowing, the food wafted delicious smells into the air, and presents were piled under the tree.

“Merry Christmas, (Y/N).”

“Merry Christmas, Saiki.”

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callie-the-creator · 5 months

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sfw. warnings: obsessive behavior, slight stalking, jealousy, saiki uses his powers for selfish reasons, etc.

author’s note: oh, don’t mind me, just writing some headcanons if saiki was ever a yandere.

• you and saiki first met in chūgakkō, junior high, but he didn’t fall in love with you until a few years later when you two were already in pk academy. maybe it’s all the accidentally bumping into him, dropping your papers and saiki being the one to help you pick them up, making awkward eye contact in class, hanging out with one another outside of school, or touching on the same snack you both are aiming for at either the vending machine or at the store... all the things somehow have you involved these recent days and saiki is less than impressed at first

• saiki has always stated time and time again that he personally does not think he will not fall in love, so he always watches others who are in love and help them if he can, but here he is…completely captivated by you of all people. he didn’t know why though, was the author just really that bored?

• good grief

⨯ . ⁺ ✦ ⊹ ꙳ ⁺ ‧ ⨯. ⁺ ✦ ⊹ . * ꙳ ✦ ⊹ ⨯ . ⁺ ✦ ⊹ ꙳ ⁺ ‧ ⨯. ⁺ ✦

• let it be known that he does possess the power to alter your perception of him. saiki could always just make you fall in love with him just like that…but…what’s the fun in that? no, no, he wouldn’t dream of doing that to you

— however, since saiki was born with the uncontrollable ability to read the minds of all living creatures in a multiple-mile radius…he can read your mind, he knows all of your favorite things, what you dislike, your hobbies, and your address. he didn’t mean to at first, but he did find your thoughts and imagination fascinating. he even finds himself listening to you during class like you’re his favorite podcast

• saiki is crazily protective over you.

— there was a time where you nearly got mugged! and when i say ‘nearly’, well, let’s just say you should be grateful saiki was there to protect you. can’t you see that he’ll always be here for you in a time of need? he’ll keep you safe, but only if you see that for yourself…

• saiki doesn’t think he’s the jealous type, but he will stop any other man who has a crush on you by any means necessary by either relentlessly embarrassing them for the rest of the day or wiping you from their memory because only saiki can have you. no one else. he doesn’t care how many people he has to make forget you to become your boyfriend

• what’s that? you wish it was a sunny day in japan instead of a rainy one? don’t you worry about a thing! saiki will handle that for you!

• stalking you is almost child’s play to saiki since he has so many powers to ensure you don’t spot him — shapeshifting, teleportation, you name it! but this is a good thing because you don’t have to worry about him being an aggressive type of yandere

— if he is following behind you when you’re walking home, i do think saiki would change to his female self, so you would be less scared

• once the author made you bring coffee jelly to school and willingly give it up to saiki after seeing him light up at the sight of it, saiki knew that he just had to marry you

• he could, quite literally, turn the world upside down for you if it meant that you’ll be with him.

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