THEY DID THIS FOR ME ??????
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rhys...rhys...my good sir rhys...what do you Know...what are you HIDING...WHAT DO YOU KEEP SUGGESTING WITH YOUR EYES
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cowboy jack kelly is very: "i have morals and i try not to hurt anyone who doesn't deserve it. i stick around my home town & only commit petty crimes around there"
cowboy david jacobs is very: "please look at me the wrong way, i'm bored and desperately want to have a gunfight with someone"
and sheriff crutchie morris is very: "i will GLADLY have a gunfight with you but if you lose, you have to be sheriff and if you win, you get to be sheriff!"
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y'know about this whole bro and dude thing, i used to be more on the side of "I'm fine with it, but if someone tells you to stop you should stop" however everyone defending the bro and dude side seems to be the most obnoxious people on earth and so i am becoming increasingly less chill with bro and dude lmao
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bro why are they breaking my heart like this im a SHELL
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petition for god to lift the curse he has put on me in which my mood changes between "holy shit im pretty neat actually, im happy!" and "oh god im horrible i wish to die" so suddenly like someone's flipping a switch its highkey annoying ngl
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lord the peasants are so loud today
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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth
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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"
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I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind
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my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.
it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.
it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords
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i cant stop thinking about a post by @possamble so i made this
inspired by this
based on a fanart by BugsGay on twitter
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