bakugou, who has been your best friend for too long, so long that you're so unaffected by all his cheap threats, grabs you by the front of your shirt after you tease him for the umpteenth time. mouth all twisted, scowling, eyes burning. you think maybe the material in his fist is smoking.
he warns you, "watch your mouth, you fuckin' nerd, before i cream you."
and kaminari is not far, close enough to hear, and he immediately busts out laughing while clutching his stomach. "dude, you'll WHAT?"
bakugou's whole face goes red, flushes all the way down to his chest and he drops you like a hot tamale, sputtering, "you—fuckin' perv, not like that!"
I'm just imagining Allura standing in the corner clutching her emotional support wizard staff looking upon The Fatestitcher who is apparently the "Nana" of this latest crew of chucklefucks she's had dalliances with, her eyes getting wider each time Bells Hells spits a fact like "Nana has a talking tummy mouth"
"Fearne's actual birth parents are also here"
"The sentient automaton will consent to having its memory wiped by the powerful archfey for the purpose of being able to participate in the scavenger hunt they will help create"
"THEY HAVE A LINK TO ASMODEUS!?"
Hi friends! Once again here using my Tumblr like a traditional blog where u share thoughts and updates and stuff haha.
Sorry for being gone for a bit, life was BUSY with plans and now I’m finally back home from a little trip visiting a lovely friend of mine (photos for visual-aid of said trip 😉😇). God I love summer and sunshine!! ☀️☺️🌊🚤🍉
So due to being less active, I did build up quite a bit of notification and message debt. Wanted to take a quick moment and say that unfortunately there is no shot I’ll be able to catch up on all of it in terms of responding to everything, even though I usually really like to stay on top of that; especially with tags and reblogs and comments on my posts! However, I did read and see everything that I’ve missed.
So to all of u that interacted while I was gone: the satisfaction from flustering some of you was absolutely enjoyed 😉~ and on the flip side the backfire from your teasy comments has also been suffered hahaha 🙈. Either way you already know I love seeing interactions from you guys and I’m just so THANKFUL TO HAVE HAD SO MANY TO CATCH UP ON 🥰 sorry again I can’t always be reciprocal, but please know that I adore all of you and am enjoying the heck out of being in your presences with or without direct line of conversation!
Anyway, if it wasn’t clear enough by now, I think the world of u community pals and I hope you all have a day as lovely and awesome as you! (Very lovely and awesome, to clarify haha)
men feel more sorry for western men being „scammed“ by global south women than the fact most impoverished women with no access to education/viable income in tourist destinations are raised to believe the best thing that can happen to them is a western man falling in love with them and taking them with him. and then they complain that some white guy‘s abroad „girlfriend“ who he sends a monthly allowance to after meeting her on vacation (surely not with the expectation of sex whenever he visits or for her to become his dependent live-in maid and sex doll if he decides to marry her so she gets a visa) has other boyfriends who send her allowances like she isnt just playing the game she was forced into. people describing sex tourism and sex tourist relationships as „mutually beneficial arrangement“ fuck you it could not be more unequal. im actually so embarrassed for white people who go on vacation in countries that are not white dominant and feel flattered by the attention. youre not special people just hope for a better life and know that white tourists tend to have money and/or if youre a white woman they consider you more „valuable“ because they devalue their own women and fetishise whiteness 🙏 trust me that 20 years younger underprivileged person is not in love with you and im sure deep down you know that but carry on because you like that you hold all the power in the relationship. but yeah aww those poor people just looking for love lmao
because the only good reason to go to london on vacation is to visit the filming locations of the best movie ever made and be absolutely insufferable about it