#Peanut is Legume

[kiwiplaetzchen]

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Ah, the Legume. 😌🥜💚

So you came again. Very good. Very nice.

Since Bobby went green, he seems to be rather busy with tossing the salad. Guess I will have to do the hand job.

*Flicks the bean.*

Au Revoir, little Legume. 😌👌

#mhm 😏 #🥜 #💚 #Peanut is LOVE #Peanut is Legume #just keep flicking #just keep fliicking #just keep #flicking #fliiicking #fliiiiiicking #think I just found Bobbys ringtone #but Bobby likes the vibrations more #so many flicked beans #they seem so happy #Huelsenfrucht

[sol-insidious]

Behold, more Clan of Three in the Peanuts universe~!! 🥜

(Closeups Below!)

I felt like Snoopy!Din would look like a mix between a poodle and a terrier, a skilled vermin-hunting dog who was still floofy. I think a white beagle fits Luke perfectly though, so I kept that iconic Snoopy look for him 🐶

And Grogu is Woodstock because of course he is 💕

#star wars #the mandalorian #dinluke #luke skywalker #din djarin #grogu #clan of three #skydalorian #snoopy #peanuts #star wars au #sol draws the space gays #sir that helmet is far too small and spherical for your legume-shaped head #btw no I am not procrastinating on my term paper shut up #omigod this was so fun to draw

[unproduciblesmackdown]

sprinting into the loquarium: brother piero pointing out to andreas that the peasants aren't allowed to forage for acorns in the forest anymore call that no nut november

#pentiment #very fun fact acorns are also ''true nuts'' along with hazelnuts and chestnuts. others i guess are drupe seeds. peanuts as legumes.... #`

[isfjmel-phleg]

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#random personal stuff #back on my soapbox feel free to ignore #sorry but I don't want to live in a world where peanuts (humble innocent legumes that God made) are evil and deadly #and part of a diabolical plot of Big Whoever to make us all die #just because some quack 'nutritionist' says so and accompanies it with out of context Bible vereses and pseudo-Christian rhetoric #the Bible is a lot of things but it is not a book of dieting advice and I don't think it's right to treat it that way #what people ate or did not eat in the Bible is descriptive not something we're necessarily intended to live by #and any system that promotes a fear of the shadowy mysterious They who are out to get you #while the great and noble We are the only ones telling you the truth (buy our products!) #...it's not a trustworthy system and you should be questioning its motives #anyway I did not say any of this last night. wanted to though. #it all started somehow out of small talk about a plate from a particular state #I mentioned corn she brought up soybeans (another food that is apparently Evil) and it just spiraled from there

[vandaliatraveler]

American hog peanut (Amphicarpaea bracteata), a shade-tolerant annual vine in the pea family (Fabaceae), is one of Nature’s great “nitrogen-fixers” - plants that store nitrogen in their roots with the help of symbiotic bacteria and then release it into the soil when they die, thus enriching the earth for other plants. In addition to its nitrogen-fixing qualities, American hog peanut produces an edible ground nut, along with non-edible seed pods that resemble typical pea pods. This lovely twiner blooms in mid to late summer in Central Appalachia and serves as a valuable food source to game birds, such as bobwhite quail, and rodents, such as the white-footed mouse and meadow vole

#appalachia #vandalia #west virginia #pea #legume #fabaceae #amphicarpaea bracteata #american hog peanut #mon river trail

[fakezircon]

Top five recommended legumes?

I don't eat enough legumes to have a genuine answer but I can say I really enjoy snap peas. They were one of the snacks my dad would make for us as kids and so now I associate them with him despite the fact that he doesn't even like them all that much.

They were just easy enough to pop in the over and sea salt, then it was a whole task to gnaw the pods, a snack and a thing to do!

#letters opened #orange slices #I had to look up what legumes actually are. I didn't really know what it was aside from something peanuts were classified as

[brunetterightsactivist]

people on pinterest calling peanuts toxic we are literally never going to be able to have normal relationships with food in the 21st century

#peanuts are the most delicious nut there is god i eat peanut butter every day #also the highest protein nut #i know its technically a legume but i feel like we're just classifying them based on how they're usually eaten #nobody is cooking with them like beans

[mydemonsdrivealimo]

me 🤝 jensen

legumes <3

#I LOVE BEANS AND PEANUTS AND UGH LEGUMES <333333 #nobody fucking asked but really theyre so good

[dougielombax]

“Hey, I got some peanuts.”

Me: *waking slowly, having been visibly disheveled and groggy after spending countless ages asleep* Huhhh…..

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #peanuts #sleep #my poor attempt at a joke #what #no context #the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy #matter transference beam #literature #douglas adams #this sounded funnier in my head #shitpost #highbrow shitposting #oddly specific #coma #rip van winkle #pappy van winkle #legumes

[godsprettiestprincess]

I like all kinds of human aus in general for the goofs and gaffs and grocery store trips but truly nothing gets me like apartmentverse. They have so many shitty normal problems it’s hysterical

#every time I think about peanut allergy Lucifer I lose it #the great morningstar……laid low by a LEGUME……..

[kiwiplaetzchen]

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🙇🏽‍♂️🙇🏾🙇🏿‍♀️

🥜\(•_•)/ ALL HAIL THE PEANUT!! \(•_•)/🥜

and Bobby 💚💚

Bobby believes in the Glory of the Legume.

With body and soul.

But probably more with his body.

#Legume anon #🥜 #💚 #Bobby loves big nuts and he cannot lie #Bobby prays that there will always be lots of peanuts to flick #I mean #what what? #in the butt~ #never stop flicking the bean #even if your butterfinger are getting tired

[wooshofficial]

hi woosh. hope i'm getting this right, here, new to tumblr. askgame: can you tell me about clayton legume new new york millennials. i like this guy, i have many a thought, but i want to see what your many a thought are too

HI KITE!!! You’re doing this right!!! And oooooo Clayton Legume Okok

23 and a blend of a bajillion different European ethnicities, but mainly Irish and Dutch

he/him but in a very Not Cis way. The only cis person on the mills is Jana and she gets away with it by being both the mean bisexual and the even meaner lesbian at the same time, Clayton is trans. He’s very casual about it.

Grew up on the Upper West Side, around 70th-95th street, where the money is aplenty and everyone sucks! This includes his parents, who saw the Shelled One as a beneficiary and a supporter of those of Higher Class, and thought the mills were a threat to their financial standing.

His parents are cult founders, basically, but because this sentiment was shared among other collateral across the immaterial plane, there’s multiple branches of this cult that have varying reasons for forming. This includes the LAi branch, who thinks that Peenit was meant to put LA back together. This branch is headed by Clayton’s aunt, who’s daughter is Piper Legume, but we’ll get to that later.

Anyways Clayton despises his fucking family. He hates how his family makes everything about money and looks down on the people just trying to survive and the kids who are learning about and rising against the hardships in the world (which he slowly becomes as he 1. figures out he’s trans 2. realizes he’s not going to be accepted by the world and 3. gets really upset about it). The minute he can he bolts outta there and doesn’t look back.

He goes to FIT on a partial scholarship and partly on money he yanked from his fund that his parents set up for him. He loves design and fashion and especially drag. He visits Lucky Changs frequently and meets people who push him towards the Villages, specifically the West Village (where there are a metric ton of gay bars) and keeps walking east from there because he can feel something pulling at his curiosity coming that from direction. He wants to explore what he was so sheltered from growing up so he follows what almost sounds like a voice

Fucking surprise it’s Loner Shelley. She’s been in the static and between universes for decades now and she wants out so badly because she refuses to let Blaseball take her life away from her, but doesn’t mind the fact that it gave her some weird connection to the different factions of the immaterial plane. So like she’s watching people fall and is getting frustrated and then suddenly she’s in proximity enough to someone who absolutely reeks of Peanut and Rebellion. And she sets a plan into motion.

Back to Clayton. He’s on a bit of a walk on the east side near Stuy Town when he comes across this apartment building. It’s a quaint little thing with ivy crawling up the worn down brick and warm light coming from a couple of the windows. Most of all it exudes this feeling of belonging and love that nothing else has given him before.

Surprise it’s the fucking Apartment. But actually it’s Loner Shelley working in tandem with the Apartment who is in on the plan because WHY NOT

Anyways Clayton is drawn to the place but is like “is this breaking and entering” when the door fucking swings open. The lobby is empty but still feels lived in and appreciated so he goes up the single elevator at the end of it

All the while he’s like “is this weird Blaseball shit. Is this the Shelled One finally coming to kill me for betraying my family what the fuck what the fuck”

So the elevator leads to another warm and lived in hallway with gray doors lining the walls, except for the door three spots down, which is painted a vibrant baby blue

By now Clayton has basically accepted whatever fate that awaits him because he’s too far in now. Doesn’t mean he’s not freaked out. In fact he was gonna see one of his friends perform at a club later that night and now he’s worried that this will stop him from seeing it. Yes his priorities are with his friends. He’s a sap have I mentioned he’s a sap and that the Apartment went along with the plan because he exuded such familial longing that it decided to adopt him on the spot

So he walks towards the door, hears some chattering from behind it, says “what the hell” and opens it.

Four things happen at once:

He walks in on a massive argument between Jana, Benny, Jon, Stan and Duffy over what happens now that they don’t have enough players on the roster to count as a full team

Asuka Guacamole crawls out of the living room TV for the first time

A cat with a piece of paper stuck to its face jumps through the window that was closed several seconds ago

Loner Shelley uses all her power and some from the Apartment to jump into Clayton’s body, promptly making him pass out

It doesn’t entirely work. Clayton still has 90% control of his body, Shelley only has the other 10%, and can only fully gain control of it if he allows her to. Clayton is currently thoroughly freaked out and sort of pissed about the universal plan that only happened because he can’t be rid of his family so he vetos that idea and now she’s just kinda living in his head

Clayton plural momence

Benny realizes, as the guy who keeps up with the team admin shit the most, that Clayton, Asuka, Malin (who showed up earlier) and Alejandro (the cat) are now part of the mills roster, to which all four go im sorry???

But dems da rules man and Benny shows them to the four rooms that the Apartment just made. Play begins a couple weeks later, so Clayton has time to get to know people and also the perpetually tired reporter living in his head and making him lethargic.

The thing about Clayton and Shelley’s like. Situation is that their personalities end up sort of merging and reflecting off each other. Shelley’s monotone speaking and general apathy towards everything morphs into Clayton’s body developing narcolepsy. But on the other hand, Clayton’s passion and drive mixed with Shelley’s athleticism makes him a pretty decent Blaseball player. They balance each other out and end up kinda getting along. They’re not the best of friends but they stopped arguing every 20 minutes!

So that’s how things are until word reaches LAi about a player on the mills with the last name Legume, but that’s going in a reblog because this is long enough already

#woosh answers #sunsetkite #blaseball #clayton legume #SORRY FOR GOING NUTS. I LOVE CLAYTON #I feel many a way about Clayton #you give me a peanut themed player on the mills and I go nuts pun intended

[ahhvernin]

Health food coop: we have all things bulk and many allergen food free foods for your food allergy needs!

Me standing in the gluten free aisle staring at the oatmeal that is surrounded by garbanzo bean, almond flour, and chickpea flour. And the sunbutter next to peanut butter and almond butter.

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Turns around to the regular bulk grain aisle for oatmeal.

"I opt for prolong suffering over potential financial suicide due to hospital visit."

#food allergies #nut allergy #legume allergy #peanut allergy #gluten free #health

[impulsivelycontentious]

I cannot believe it took me nearly 10 years to go from "actually you lack the enzymes to digest legumes" to "peanut butter doesn't count as a protein when you eat it."

#dietary restrictions #weird bodies #peanut butter #peanuts are a legume

[worshisqshitechause]

Oh man this one guy- or girl- or person-

Y’know what? Lets call this internet and tumblr user:

A general nuisance.

#peanuts are LEGUMES #Not nuts #bro took a silly lil joke too seriously #on a place like tumblr #of all the places tumblr is the one you decide to be offended by the ‘I sucked your dick in highschool’ joke too far #might delete later #lol

[shookawake]

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#Beef #Beetroot #can dogs eat bananas #can dogs eat cranberries #can dogs eat lettuce #can dogs eat watermelon #carrots #chicken #Danger of dog food #fish #fruits #Human Food #legumes #peanut butter #pigs #pomegranates #spice foods #veggies #what dogs can eat