#Our Uncle Now

[headless-horsepossum]

while i'm at it, responses to tags on the Post About Uncle Matt:

as requested, i will tell him you all love him. (he lives on the other side of the country, but we video call him every week.) i think "lots of strangers on the internet love you" is a bit abstract for his understanding or interest, but i'll pass it along anyway.

though actually i guess if you wanna show your love you can send me your coolest pictures of horses or dinosaurs, he'd be into that. only quadrupedal dinosaurs, though, he doesn't fuck with theropods.

for the people who are Less Annoying about it: the cutting up of clothes has not been a common enough occurrence that you need to worry about waste. however to be clear, the reason this is good is because it means people are not pressuring him to wear things he doesn't like. "but other people could have worn those clothes :( :(" is a wack priority to have.

to the person who asked if uncle matt would come stab their dad with scissors: he would never use scissors on a person, come on. with people he uses his teeth.

To the person who said they initially read the post as beginning "my uncle is SO autistic" and they thought "how autistic is he" like the joke format. Please know that I think about that every single day

I only barely know what fraggle rock is and didn't know there was an uncle matt in it so y'alls tags about that are. Extremely funny to me

#i also have an uncle matt #this is a post about uncle matt #maybe i will pin this #at least until i chicken out and delete number 4 lmao #actual message to that person: i'm sorry your dad sucks i'd come stab him for you if i could :( #i don't have uncle matt's strength of conviction (yet!) so i've never bitten anyone. (yet.) #anyway. message to all allistics you're always going on about how much Empathy you have. try extending it to autistic people sometime #This Is Not Normally My Vibe Lmao #I Am Salty Today. i'm not sorry except that i kind of am. #also to the Truly Wild number of people responding with i am giving you a firm handshake and a solemn nod #Our Uncle Now

[bruciemilf]

KANES + 💫 zodiac signs 💫

#bisexualy speaking im in heaven #morally speaking I should be evaluated #jacob kane #martha kane #martha wayne #philip kane #dc #dc comics #fancast #‘oh what you got Married and now you’re too Good for our name is that it’ #‘I’m not sure you understand how marriage works’ #‘he’s divorced so that’s correct’ #dcedit #I want more of Bruce’s trash uncles fr

[moveslikekeithrichards]

its so hard to talk about how traumatic it is to watch somebody be claimed by dementia without going "well i cant complain because at least i wasnt the one losing my mind (for now)" but that shit fucks you up so much. that ghost is going to haunt me for the rest of my life and all i can do is hope it Stays a ghost

#tiddytaco #b #thinking about it rn bc today while i was driving my mom home from pt #she saw someone she knew from years ago driving & was like FOLLOW THAT CAR & we met them in a parking lot #& the conversation turned to 'hey what the hell happened to your parents' pretty quickly bc our families hadnt been in touch #& it was a long conversation in the hobby lobby parking lot #& idk if itll ever Stop being fresh in my mind but now its Extra fresh in my mind #that whole time period was just so insane & awful #bc it was like Ok we're caring for both grandparents #& then my grandpa died #& all our pets at the time were very old #& when he died it occurred to me that we could easily lose both grandparents and all 3 pets within the year #it turned out to be like a long drawn-out year & a half from the first to the last #& looking back it seems impossible that is was that short a time period bc it felt like an eternity #we got off easy with grandpa bc he died before it got too bad but with grandma it just kept getting Worse #& the climax of the caring experience was traveling to take her to my uncle bc he wanted to take his shift caring for her #& that was so . So bad. SO bad #like it literally could not have gone more smoothly and it was SO bad #just thinking about it i feel like im there again i get so stressed out

[munchkinmarauder]

#tommy shepherd #speed #magnet family #Maximoff twins #scarlet witch & quicksilver (2024) #scarlet witch and quicksilver #Now we just need Luna ❤️ #And many Lorna #Mr Dibbles #Monet? I mean if we are getting vision who hasn't been a part of that family for 30 plus years and hasn't interacted with Tommy and Billy a #So happy our boy speed is back #Looking like his uncle Pietro #That's Wanda's boy #Can't wait for this issue #Magnet family

[yohankang]

not to be emotional on main but my granparents are on their first ever trip abroad they could afford on their own and they sent me a picture from the airport and okay maybe i am emotional

#i said first ever they could afford bc they were on one trip before but my mom and uncle paid for that #they've been living off my granpa's pension only for so many years. and they've never had a lot of money anyway #because our dear country told my grandma her work doesn't count and she won't get any pension <3 but my mom fought hard for it #and my grandma was granted pension this year!!!! so their income doubled and that's like. mindblowing for them #and we convinced them to go on a holiday and now they're on a plane to italy with my uncle :') it was their dream to see rome #and i'm sitting here like. I LOVE YOU YOU DESERVE IT SO MUCH PLEASE TAKE LOTS OF PICTURES #AHHHHHHH #yeah i got teary eyed :') #also my other grandma!!! just texted me saying she loved the japanese book i gave her and also clowned our government in one message lmao #i'm just full of love for them tonight #k.txt

[magic-swords-art]

Got too silly. Meet Quilliam Tulin, a Drow artificer who committed treason and had for leave the Underdark for it! He’s just a middle aged guy with a lot of regret (well, except for the treason, actually). And he loves tea!

Made him as a backup character that I got too attached to and now my warlock is gonna run off for a period of time while I play as this guy for a lil bit lol

#in our homebrew world elves age 5 times slower so he’s like 260ish aka early 50s #our party needs a responsible dad figure so bad they’re all 20 something’s who make bad decisions #artificer #oc #oc: Quilliam Tulin #dnd oc #dnd #more context about our campaign: the Drow empire/emperor is our bbeg #quill worked to design weapons for the empire but then tried to destroy them #(that’s the treason) #they were gonna kill him so he had to leave the underdark #now he lives on the surface as a reclusive watchmaker! #so he has this sort of uncle iroh thing going on

[7greentears]

“Auncle n’ Uncle, what are they gossiping in the parlor?” + “When the lake settles...”

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Outta my art block and going mad with inking and stippling. >:] 

Barrett (He/She/They) | Lestervan (He/They)

#Wherethedepartedbelong #myart #myocs #sketches #sketchdump #inking #barrett al-shahzad #Lestervan #uncle lesly #Auncle Barrett our beloved- #GREEEEEEEEEEENNN #made my own custom brush outta spite #now I can ink in peace

[cult-of-the-eye]

Guys my friend who is 19 years of age has never read Percy Jackson and she wants to start reading now. How insane is it that she's gonna start reading AND THEN THE SERIES WILL COME OUT oh my god can you imagine us as insane 13 yr olds frothing our mouths over it

#come on guys we need to thank our uncle rick #all together now #thank you uncle rick #percy jackson #pjo series #pjo #pjo fandom #pjo meta #percy jackson and the Olympians

[stabbingandorbeingstabbed]

well it finally happened lads i got in another argument abt lgbt rights with my mom and ended up coming out as bisexual happy pride LMAO

#like she said she had her suspicions and that it doesn't change anything and i believe her #but i felt the need to do it bc she is under the impression that lgbt rights aren't a civil rights issue bc gay people chose to be gay #so i asked if the people in our family chose to be gay and she said my uncle was gay bc he didn't have a male presence in his life #and my cousin was a lesbian due to past trauma #so i had to be like okay well i'm bi and it's not due to either of those things so like. what now #it wasn't a productive arguement really but i still always feel the need to get my point across and be understood #even if we end up disagreeing in the end. idk #anyways how is everyone LMAO

[keep-dreaming-killjoys]

something I will always thank this season for is making me realize how much of a fucking treasure Con O'neill is. Like, I knew he's a talented performer and very welcoming of whatever weird bs this fandom throws at him, but I have a thing that if I don't particularly care for a character, the same goes for the actor and this season made me appreciate Izzy so much and therefore Con. like. sir is an award winning musical actor, how cool is that????

#this a Con O'neill appreciation blog from now on #and imma go watch uncle now <33 #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #our flag means death

[hauntingblue]

Stampede aka another episode of luffy turning haters into dick riders just with his kind and big heart

#i might understand all the robin law fanfare... its been 26 minutes of stampede...... #frobin reigns supreme imo still..... #VICEADMIRAL MOMONGA TOCAME LA PORONGA??? HELLO #THE LOG POSE TO LAUGH TALE???? and hancock arrived ❤️❤️ #usopp saving luffh omg..... #blonde buggy..... why are we doing this to out beautiful women... #fujitora is on his own frequency... here you go a meteorite.. whatever happens to all of you and our troops happens goodbye #mihawk intervened bc zoro couldn't do it omg.... nami keep watch he is going to end it all tonight jesus #also persona following mihaw for a second movie ajdjaks.... i love them together honestly #brosalino is the kuma guy's uncle????? nepotism...... #calling this guy the heir of the demon.... taking blame off ace akdjsksn.... you know whats funny in movies garp is very like thoughtful and #comprehensive of others peoples issues and then you get to how he raised luffy and like.... wouldn't that have been good there.... #and with ace too lmao.... i mean he didnt have abandonment issues but just wait and see to a 10yo asking if he is worthy of living idk... #i get the meaning of it and what he meant but we all know ace didnt get that at the time until luffy got there #usopp.... see how when oda writes the movies it feels different.... first steong world with namo and now stampede with usopp... #the relationship moments really hit.. i was gonna comment about zoro and the cursed sword but that was just focusing on him #well this one wasnt written by oda but supervised i will take it.... #hina taking the kids aldjakskal...... smoker and hina best straight ship behind frobin imo..... baby 5 x sai number 3 spot #sabo....... actually thank you bc smoker thinks he can take anybody #hancock and buggy AJSJAKAKLQQ omg usopp dont cry....... luffy will KILL that guy for making usopp feel like that lmao YEAAAH!!!!! #law smoker sabo the luffy lover squad..... each in their own way lmao #hancock its been so long how are you <3 omg law what are you doing here <3 my brother sabo hello. #crocodile made the plan of course.... luffy lover member too #usopps bullets omg.... #sanji and zoro against lucci omg..... YEAAAHHHH #wait a second straw hat crew costume by uniqlo design team??? THE DRIP!!! #luffy seeing ace beside luffy with the fire goodbye.... he is EVERYWHERE #talking tag #watching one piece #watching one piece movies

[jizzlords]

“Eeee!” The baby princess reaches up to the deadly sin, her tiny fingers outstretched to the strange glowing faces in his hair. Fur? Charlie has no idea what it is, but the toddler just knows she wants to touch his strange mane of hair…and the hat on his head. The faces in his hair look like puppet masks.

With piercing eyes aglow — to the unsuspecting individual, the sight of something so minute approaching something as colossal as Asmodeus would have anyone holding their breath and uncertain to intervene.

Yet as the princess would wobble her way closer to him, Ozzie was the one to swiftly close the gap between them — his body hovering over her and his arms open wide, expectantly.

❝ Ooooh hey there, pretty babe! ♪ ❞ Large arms are quick to swipe her up, sitting her on his forearm with a bounce. Her squeals and babbles were contagious in making him grin wide but if there's one thing he was to be in this moment, it was determined. Firm. She's not distracting him, no way.

❝ Nah-up-up! ❞ Starting off strong, Ozzie's got his finger up to silence her excitement. ❝ Now hold on, little miss thing. Before you ask anythin' of me, you gotta let me ask you first. Got it? Okay, so first: what are we doing way out here? Where's your daddy at? ❞ Surely, he's somewhere. He better be! Letting her peruse around his humble abode without so much as a "hi" or "can you watch her for me"? Absolutely not.

Turning on his heel with a bouncing princess in arms, he was already keeping an eye out for the ruler. There really seems to be no sign of him out here. He better be fuckin' playing.

❝ My next question is, where the hell is your jacket? Doesn't your daddy know it's raining outside? ❞ to further prove his point, he pauses by a window with a hand extended to show her. In doing so, he's also looking outside for the vanishing parent. ❝ No jacket, in the rain, your daddy's gonna get it. Just you wait, babycakes. One more question then it's your turn, okay? NEXT — ❞

Ozzie pauses at the tiniest hands pawing at his mane. His proud stature sinks at the touch, even more-so when he looks at her and he's met with her father's same striking features. With her, grinning so wide with eyes so bright. He doesn't stop her, either, as she reaches for his face, then his hat was next.

❝ You ... are just like your daddy, you know that? ❞ Composure is rapidly dwindling if not already shot. Shutting one of his eyes as Charlie reaches for the ram in his mane, he cranes his neck to avoid being poked in the eye and removes his hat to put on her head. ❝ C'mon, babycakes. How bout you and I go get a sugar high before you go back home? ♡ ❞

#damnedrainbows #── ♡ ❝ replied dms. #⸻ ♡ ❝ show me some lust! ( in character ) #THE SCREAM IN WHICH I'VE SCRUMPT UPON RECIEVING THIS. #ozzie and i are on our kNEES fuck she's ADORABLE #this is our daughter now :v: thanks lucifer. thanks lilith. #run ozzie. RUN SHE'S OURS!! #THE CUTE AGGRESSION YOU'RE GONNA KILL OZZIE!!! APOLOGIZE TO UR UNCLE!!!! #the angst laced in this lmao AAAH

[sweatermuppet]

Being compared to relatives you never got the chance to meet us such a specific heart wrenching type of love. Makes you miss someone you didn’t know and feel more like you do know them at the same time <3 your grandfather sounds really cool . Made me think of mine who I also never met

yeah oh my god it's so sweet, but it's such a tender hurt. i get compared to my grandpa a lot... when my nana was alive & i started wearing button-downs, she'd fix my collar & smooth my front & tell me i wore the exact style grandpa used to wear. or my interest in literature + history, wanting to know how things work & why, ma always says that's exactly how her dad was

& my younger brother is compared endlessly to our late uncle that we never met—looks so much like him, face shape, hair color. & ma says they've got the same sense of humor too

like oh my god....... i miss them so badly—i MISSED them before i was born & i will miss them my entire life, but also, they're part of me, even if i couldn't know that without being told

#somewhat related. my uncle died a little over a year ago & he had a cat that my older brother now looks after #cat only liked my uncle. like it was rare to even see him come out when we visited #now that my uncle has passed that cat literally climbs my younger brothers leg to get into his arms #we were watching our older brothers dog + cats (uncles cat included) & he never left my younger brothers side #laid on his chest while he slept & purred & purred & purred #& i asked him i was like... you think that cat loves you because you look like uncle? #you remind him of him? anyways. explodes into tears #anonymous

[bookwyrminspiration]

okay wait what's the relationship between Robert and his sister? did they not grow up together? are they half-siblings? is there a significant age gap? or is he dramatically monologuing to her describing his childhood that she was there for and also experienced and already knows about

#frankenstein weekly #i reviewed the first letter and it doesn't. seem entirely clear? #it references that they both know their uncle. but robert says 'my father' instead of 'our father' #but he also says my uncle when referring to their uncle. so maybe it's their father #when he said sister I assumed he meant full sibling he grew up with. because. that's what I'm familiar with #and I think it would be amusing if he was dramatically intoning to her about his childhood and she's reading it going robert #i was there #but that's not the only kind of sibling relationship. so. now I'm wondering

[decidentia]

Just a note to say thanks for bearing with me. ♡

#this has turned into more of a hiatus than i expected #i've not been putting pressure on myself to be here #so i've just been peeking occasionally #on the other side of the screen things have been a mix of good and bad #i've been settling into my new job #throwing myself into renovations #doing all the prep for christmas #attending my pottery class #minding my neighbour's cat while she's away #trying to get into the habit of using my art tablet #( when i git gud i'll share something and maybe start drawing our blorbos ) #also just trying to be more ' present ' in the everyday #tw for medical and terminal illness but my uncle was recently diagnosed with multiple system atrophy #we thought it was parkinson's ( which is what took his father ) but it's actually so much worse than that #he was an avid cyclist just a few years ago and working as an aerospace engineer #now he's in a wheelchair and recently broke his hip for the third time #there's not much i can do but i want to be there for my family as much as i can #so thank you for your patience #rest assured i adore writing and roleplay is a very important part of my life #it is my main creative outlet and i value the friendships that spring from it #i hope to get the wheels turning again in the next couple of weeks #i'll be spring-cleaning behind the scenes #you are always welcome to reach out if you want to check the status of anything but just be aware i'll be slower than usual to reply #i hope life has been treating you all kindly – sending you my love ♡ #◈ — ooc; saddest little baby in the room

[whumpshaped]

I was going to scream bc of holiday reasons but i have successfully avoided having to go to the Extended Family Christmas Lunch™ part 2 so i will take that pass and pocket it for future use

happy for u!!!

#the only reason i can avoid that anymore bc its not a possibility #bc theyre dead <3 #and my aunt hates us and we hate our aunt (wife of uncle) #and the kids too. very annoying #we never go there #we stopped when grandma died lol #theyre sooo annoying #anyway #im going to grandma's now #guess where i was last evening! #at grandma's! #guess where grandma was the day before yesterday! #at our house! #i hate the holidays i hate my family i want to kms #suicide #ig #just in case #asks #sophiness