if all your charr had to do one of those escape room puzzles together, how would it go?
oh man. if ALL my charr were in an escape room? to be clear, this collective includes: no less than 2 legion defects, at least 1 war criminal, 1 priory archon, 2 loyal soldiers, 1 inquest agent, 2 mists-originating charr, 1 asura, 1 ex lunatic, 1 wine grandma, and 2 pirates.
I think things might get a little chaotic.
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Soldier: Let me guess. You’re fucking the LT in order to get special treatment. Or is it because you’re a slut
Soap: IS FUCKING HIM AN OPTION?! COULD I HAVE BEEN FUCKING HIM THIS WHOLE TIME?!
Soldier:
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Canadian!Reader: Queen
Reader with Alejandro, Ghost and Soap in a truck on a way to a mission:
Ghost, looking at his phone:
Ghost, suddenly: Stop the car.
Alejandro: What?
Ghost: Stop the fucking car!!
Reader: What’s going on?!
Alejandro: Okay, okay, loco hijo de puta...
Ghost exiting the truck immediately and just standing there staring off into the distance:
Reader: What the hell is going on...?
Alejandro: No fucking clue
Soap, looking at Ghost’s phone that he left on his seat:
Also Soap: Bloody fucking hell, the Queen just died!!
Ghost: *sobbing*
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Every day i just want to write a post that just says "The Brigadier is so damn autistic."
but I then worry about what other people might say if I do that
but fuck it
The Brigadier is so fucking autistic, and nobody can change my mind
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The Off-Duty Outerwear
"I love the smell of a kicked ass in the morning."
Type: Cosmetic/Misc
Class: Soldier
Paintable: Yes
Accepted in game: No
This cosmetic set was made by Steam users Chickenmann and Jauntyweb. Posted on April 28th 2023, you can vote for this right here!
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For wen!wwx: "you are a fool wei wuxian," Wen Qing hissed angrily. "What of a-yuan? How will you protect him if you are dead?" She asked, violence on her face. "This poison will destroy your jindan, if not outright kill you!" But A-Ying had already made his decision. She can only have faith. They may not be of the same blood, but Wen Zhuliu had taught him all he knew. And there was no one alive or dead who knew more about the jindan than the core melting hand himself.
I'm guessing that this prompt assumes that Wei Wuxian was behind his own poisoning/is preventing his recovery in some way, so here's some more background for the AU.
This wasn't covered in previous asks, but Wei Wuxian has been subtly influencing battles/supply runs in favor of the Sunshot alliance for years, since the obedience seals bound to his life-force prevent him from openly rebelling against Wen Ruohan. Until the year before his poisoning, WWX was ferrying information across the Jiangling battlefront to Yunmeng by way of Yu Zhenhong and Li Shuai; and when he was forcibly retired and sent back to the Nightless City, he could no longer interact with his spies and gather information in person. Furthermore, the safety of his household depends on how well he serves Wen Ruohan, which means that Wei Wuxian has to be more useful to WRH as a wounded battle strategist than he was as a general on the front lines.
Wei Wuxian would much rather have found a cure and gone back to the Hejian (Qinghe) battlefront, but Wen Qing couldn't find a remedy for his core-poisoning in time—which is unsurprising, because the poison was developed in Gusu Lan as a last recourse in case of siege, and never tested on a single human victim prior to Wei Wuxian.
Re: the poisoned arrow, Jingyi was the archer who shot Wei Wuxian. He switched places with one of Nie Mingjue's disciples and sneaked in as part of his dad's first regiment; and when he actually got to the front lines, he panicked and shot WWX. :/
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🇦🇹+❤️
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so uh. apologies for the unexplained break/short hiatus (again). school and procrastination have been keeping me busy.
take this keegan face reveal redraw as a gift :)
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i would like to open another discussion on the functionality of ghost's outfit in whatever rendition of him this is (sorry idk all the versions of his skin off the top of my head). specifically i'd like to point out the sunglasses. we can see clearly here that the mask shortens the length of his nose bridge immensely, therefore putting him at more risk of dropping his glasses. now let's consider the balaclava he's wearing. clearly it would reduce the indentation from the connection of your ear and your skull where glasses typically lie, so because of his balaclava he no longer has that indentation. therefore i believe the only logical conclusion is that his glasses are being held in place by his headphones. therefore it's only logical that one of the reasons ghost is so grumpy all the time is because he has to wear his headphones tight enough that they keep his sunglasses secure, which means that he probably has the worst headache known to mankind.
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Hey, Trench Monkey! Welcome aboard! Glad to have more Transmasc swag on the team (fingerguns)
-@emotionally-creative-rogue
JESUS CHRIST THESE NEW CLASSES ARE MAKING ME FEEL OLD!!! HEY THERE, FRUIT BASKET, GOOD TO BE BACK ON-DUTY!
I MISSED A LOT I GUESS. DAMN ROBOT WARS. I HATE ROBOTS. THEY CREEP ME OUT. AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT IN WITH THEM WE'RE ALL GOOD.
I LIKE THAT. "FINGER GUNS". THEY'RE LIKE GUNS FOR YOUR FINGERS. EACH DAY I LEARN SOME MORE
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people need to make content abt sara that isnt ship-focused immediately
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James Maxwell, in various stages of fake facial hair, as Joseph, part of a gang of German art thieves, in The Saint: The Art Collectors (5.18, ITC, 1967)
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blindsided seeing a little youtube short and immediately recognizing that they were lipsyncing to a gender flipped call of duty audio. reeling with it actually. that was terrifying i'm in too deep
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SOMEWHERE IN THE HAZE GOT A SENSE I'D BEEN BETRAYED!!
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Different focuses of Pixies AUs because I can :)
141/‘SIMMONS’: Finding peace in a life of war; learning to set old grudges aside; the dangers of caring too much.
THE COMMANDER: Appearances; knowing that the lives you are responsible for have become family: refusing to let the past repeat itself
‘DEAD FAE WALKING: what happens when it's all taken away; becoming a dog of the state because you don't know what else to do; living with the guilt of surviving.
PHOENIX: Forging your own identity; grappling with a past you don’t remember; always moving forward
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I saw someone today accuse John of being an “arrogant rich guy” and all I could think about was the only thing John is “rich” in is TRAUMA™️ 🤣🙃
oh yeah he’s swimming in trauma
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