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iamumbra195 · 8 months

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Random One Piece incorrect quotes cause I'm bored

Some of these are modern au though

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*Sanji's not there*

Usopp: HELP! I TOLD LUFFY I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Zoro, pouring alcohol directly into a cereal bowl:

Zoro: And you thought I could help?

...

Luffy: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Nami : Wasn't Zoro with you?

Zoro: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised

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Law: I trust Mugiwara-ya.

Penguin: You think he knows what he's doing?

Law: I wouldn't go that far.

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Sabo: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Ace, confused: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Sabo: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Luffy: edible

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Nami: We need to get through this locked door. Usopp, give me your credit card.

Usopp: Here.

Nami, pocketing it: Thanks. Luffy, kick down the door.

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Chopper: You know those things will kill you, right?

Zoro, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Sanji, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Luffy: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

...

Robin: Why is Luffy so sad?

Nami: He took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes

Robin: And...?

Nami: He got Buggy

*Zoro cackling in the background

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Zoro: Self care is actually getting into fights with randos in dark alleys.

Nami: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

Kin'emon, trying to be poetic: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!

Usopp: Lmao self care is taking Luffy's birthday meat cake just so I can eat the frosting.

Luffy: If you touch my meat cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

Sanji, losing his mind: WHY IS THERE FROSTING ON MEAT?

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Franky, about Jinbe: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

Robin: Are we stealing them?

Brook: New or used?

Franky, cackling: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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Smoker: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Sanji: Shit.

Usopp: Wait, three?

Smoker: Yeah?

Nami: OH MY GOD ZORO FELL OFF!!!

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Kin'emon: Tonight, one of you has betrayed us.

Ashura: Is it me?

Kin'emon: No, it’s not you.

Denjiro: Is it me, Kin?

Kin'emon: It’s not you either.

Kanjuro: Is it me, Kin'emon?

Kin'emon, bleeding from several debilitating injuries:

Kin'emon, mockingly: Is IT mE kiN'eMOn?

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Usopp: Can I be frank with you guys?

Luffy, confused: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Chopper: Can I still be Chopper?

Franky, snickering: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Sabo: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Koala: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Sabo: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING ROBIN-CHAN WITH ME

Hack, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

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Law, walking into his submarine: Hello, people who do not belong here.

Zoro: Hey.

Sanji: Hi.

Robin: Hello.

Chopper: Hey!

Law: I gave you my vivre card for emergencies only!

Luffy, grinning: We were out of meat.

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Sanji: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Luffy, drinking meat: Why do you say that?

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Zoro: Do you take constructive criticism?

Nami: I only take cash or credit.

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Koala: Why are you on the floor?

Sabo: I'm depressed.

Sabo: Also I was stabbed, can you get Ivankov, please.

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Robin: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

*everyone looks ay Karasu

Karasu: What? How am I supposed to know?

Lindbergh: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Karasu: *sighs*

Karasu: You wouldn't be trapped

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Vivi: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Nami: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Vivi: Yes!

Usopp: ... I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Usopp: WHY. why did you give Luffy a KNIFE?!

Zoro, shrugging: He said he felt unsafe.

Usopp: Now I feel unsafe!

Zoro: ... would you like a knife?

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Dragon: What did you do with the target's body?

Sabo : What didn’t I do with the body?

Dragon:

Sabo: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

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Luffy, texting Ace: Ace! Help I’m being kidnapped

Ace: Where are you?

Luffy: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Ace: I’ll call Gramps.

Garp, answering their cell: Y’ello?

Ace: Where’s Luffy? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.

Garp: Luffy? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-

Garp, who shaved his head:

Garp: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*

Garp: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Luffy: WHO ARE YOU?!

...

*Ace, Sabo and Luffy sitting in jail together*

Sabo: So who should we call?

Ace: I’d call Gramps, but I feel safer in jail

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Roger: Garp, my old arch enemy.

Garp: ... I thought I was your only arch enemy?

Roger: I have a life outside of you, Garp

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Zoro: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Luffy: The cow???

Zoro: What?

Sanji: *disgusted shudder* LUFFY, W H Y?

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Usopp: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 billion berry?

Zoro: Nami can stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house and erase my debt

Luffy: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 billion.

Zoro: Good thinking.

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Kin'emon: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Denjiro: You were flirting with O'Tsuru.

Kin'emon: So what? She's my wife.

Denjiro: You asked her if she were single.

Kin'emon:

Denjiro: And then you cried when she said she wasn't

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Marco: What time is it?

Ace: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

Ace: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Izou: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

Ace, proudly: It’s 2 am

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Luffy: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Law: You people already know too much about me.

Kidd: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

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Sabo, an enabler: Tell Ace about the birds and the bees.

Luffy: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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Brook: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

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Zoro: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

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Law: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.

Bepo: Captain, no.

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Law: Nothing in life is free.

Chopper: Love is free!

Luffy: Adventure is free!

Robin: Knowledge is free.

Nami: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

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Usopp: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Luffy will and will not eat.

Franky: Grass? Yes!

Usopp: Moss? Yes!!

Franky: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Usopp: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Franky: Worms? Sometimes!

Usopp: Rocks? Usually nah.

Franky: Twigs? Usually!

Usopp: Zoro's cooking? Inconclusive!

Chopper: How did you… test this?

Usopp: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it.

Chopper: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Nami: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SHOELACES WENT?

Robin: What about humans? He tried to eat Crocodile once

Everyone: ...

Usopp: I think I might be too afraid to ask

(Someone pls draw this one XD)

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Betty: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Koala: *turning to Sabo* How tall are you?

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That's it, this took forever to write lol

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bidisastersanji · 4 months

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Classic high school anime tropes ZoSan omigosh listen up this is so cute and I have so many tropes to hit I basically wrote down the beats of the season:

Unexpected mid semester half foreign transfer student Sanji with mysterious past

Zoro sits by the window at the back of the class and Sanji is told to sit next to him

Dropping the eraser and brushing hands oh my this new guy has the softest looking hair and his eyes are so blue

Your eye-

Huh?

Your eyebrows look stupid.

What did you say you stupid mosshead?

-Roronoa. Black. Stand outside. (With the buckets, staring daggers at each other)

Thus starts their rocky friendship (?) and they’re forced into interacting because they’re sat next to each other in class and constantly are paired to do class work together.

Sanji’s flirty and deferent nature around women- students and teachers alike (and his occasional nosebleeds) rub Zoro the wrong way, and Zoro’s disregard for women, hygiene, manners, the dress code/uniform etc annoy him even more.

He also hates how popular Zoro is and the amount of love confessions he gets and that he does not handle gracefully at all (you’re such a brute!)

Rivalry intensifies during sports class- episode where they go absolute ham during dodgeball and scream out attack names

Although it must be noted that Zoro feels warm when he sees Sanji stretching effortlessly, and being sweaty and fiery during sports class

Nami is elected class rep and Sanji vice class rep

The high school girls think Sanji is princely and mysterious and he quickly becomes popular thanks to his beautiful bento and the snacks he makes for his girl classmates

Zoro observes him and thinks he’s always putting on a mask and keeping people at arms length. He doesn’t let himself admit that he kind of feels bad for him but subtly drops comments that get Luffy interested in him so that Luffy can force him to join their rowdy friend group

They go to karaoke and the strawhat shenanigans slowly crack at Sanji’s composure until he’s singing loudly and happily with everyone else by the end of the evening

From then on Sanji’s smiles are more genuine and happy and Zoro is more than content with his little plan

Nami noticed and teases him about it

At least one scene where Nami steals Sanji or Zoro’s umbrella so that they share one and go home together (they learn they have to go in a similar direction and walk some of the way together from that day on “you’ll get lost without my help mossy, we know you already have too many lateness issues with the school)

Sanji joins so many clubs- he works really hard to be top of the class and does all the things that would get him into a top university- and it’s only after Zoro talks to him that he decides to follow his heart and join the cooking club and drop another club

He later gets his first part time job at the Baratie and gets basically adopted by his new father figure Zeff (Sora’s brother who he reconnected with)

He’s so excited to have some money of his own and gets a marimo keychain for Zoro’s birthday

Episode where Zoro gets sick (I thought idiots didn’t catch cold?) and as vice class rep (Nami makes an excuse not to go herself) he has to go give Zoro notes and stuff

Highly entertaining scene where he gets to Mihawk Manor and meets Zoro’s goth family

Followed by sweaty feverish Zoro in his bed that absolutely does not make his stomach flip flop and his hands sweaty (he brought homemade soup!)

Obligatory Zoro pushes himself too hard to prove he’s not sick/weak and passes out on Sanji and Perona walks in on an easily misunderstood position they’re in

BIG EXAM arc where everyone is stressed out, Sanji shares his notes and organises a study group at his place - revealing that he lives alone in a studio apartment, he glides over his explanation and says it has to to with the fact that he’s half and his French dad doesn’t live in Japan, and Sanji wanted to live here because his mother was Japanese. No one dares dig deeper but Zoro can tell there’s a lot more to the story, Sanji looks very tense and his fake smile is on (also there’s no family pictures at all)

Zoro falls asleep during the study group and Sanji definitely doesn’t think he’s adorable drooling on his tatami floors

Zoro is captain of the kendo club and has a very… intense fan club of people of all genders who guard him very jealously

Zoro interacting with Sanji constantly makes the fanclub jealous and some try to intimidate him and bully him into avoiding Zoro but he refuses to be pushed around until they find stuff about his past/family and blackmail him (this happens in a bathroom probably)

Zoro gets insanely annoyed that Sanji has been ignoring him- he then confronts Sanji about it- cue dramatic, tear filled scene where Sanji says hurtful things to push Zoro away

A few weeks pass until Nami and Usopp catch wind of what really happened and Zoro is FUMING with anger when he learns what happened. He confronts the head of the fan club and tells them to burn whatever it is they have on Sanji and to never go near him again, threatening them

Things eventually go back to normal

Zoro exasperating Sanji with his inability to not burn everything they’re supposed to make in home economics

Winter holidays and Sanji is lonely (but happy to spend Christmas with Zeff)

He is cheered up by his friends making plans to go to the new years festival in kimono (he wouldn’t miss Nami and Robin in kimono for the world! - he says , while also thinking of what Zoro will look like) zoro comes in normal clothes and he’s disappointed and insults him for not making an effort and what did he even expect from a sentient plant

Zoro keeps stealing looks at how beautiful Sanji looks in his kimono though. Nami tries to bribe him into revealing what luck/what prayer he did but he doesn’t cave, no matter how much of his debt she would wave off

Sanji gets “extremely bad luck” in love and cries haha

Valentine’s Day and White day shenanigans with obligation chocolates and homemade chocolates and Zoro feels sad cause he didn’t get any from Sanji- is even particularly jealous that Law, Pedro and Ace got some, but Sanji gave him something else since he knows he doesn’t like sweet things but Zoro didn’t realize it was a Valentine’s Day gift until Nami explains it to him later

Zoro struggles to find a gift for white day since he still can’t tell if it was obligation or romantic on Valentine’s Day - he gets Sanji a kitchen knife, to the hilarity of all and the panic of their teacher

The straw hats going to cheer on for Zoro at his kendo competitions and Sanji definitely doesn’t think to himself that Zoro looks very cool

Culture festival is ripe for SO MANY THINGS do they do a maid cafe??? Is Sanji forced into a maid dress by his burgeoning fan club/the girls in the class he can’t say no to? Sanji is so happy to bake the patisseries for it all (also Zoro’s reaction ti Sanji in the maid outfit and saying welcome goshunjin-sama before he sees who walked in and turns tomato red)

Alternatively they could do a play where they have to play the prince and the princess and we get Sanji as the beautiful princess, directed by Iva-Chan of course- and they torture themselves over the kiss scene

Luffy pressures Sanji into accompanying him and Zoro to the haunted house done by another class and Sanji is terrified and grabs onto Zoro (you will never speak of this to anyone, marimo, you understand?)

Beach episode!! Nosebleed Sanj surrounded by bathing suits (not just the girls, this man is a proud bisexual disaster).

Going at Mihawk’s expensive beach house with all the strawhats. Watermelon smashing, ice cream, playing in the water, going in a cursed/legendary/scary/lover’s cave (repeat of Sanji tightly holding on to Zoro for dear life, especially since there are bugs) fireworks, near love confessions with one of the two parties asleep and not hearing it

Background world wise- seven warlords are on the student council and hold a lot of power of course

Obligatory jealousy episode with the childhood friend and misunderstandings- Kuina (yes she’s alive, but a wheelchair user she survived the accident but can no longer compete in able bodied Kendo) comes by school and Sanji misunderstands the tenderness Zoro shows her, jumping to conclusions in typical anime fashion and running away

Class trip to Kyoto arc where the boys struggle with all the romance in the air, sitting next to each other on the Shinkansen (zoro falls asleep on Sanji’s shoulder and he lets him and shushes people), get into trouble when they’re late to the meet up because Zoro got lost( sharing a hotel room - yes Usopp and luffy are there but they need to share a bed omg), buying souvenirs, getting into a fight with local school punks (Killer and Kidd)

ALSO OF COURSE a bath scene during the Kyoto class trip what was I thinking, we need a nosebleed Sanji being taught how Japanese bath etiquette is- Sanji asks about Zoro’s scars and lies about his own when Zoro notices the many marks he has

Possibly tie up the story with finally revealing Sanji’s tragic backstory that’s been hinted at the whole season when Judge comes and removes Sanji from the school and plans to send him to a boarding school abroad- everyone bands together and dramatically save the day and Zeff adopts Sanji and Zoro and Sanji confess to each other and become boyfriends

The end

#wow this got so much longer than I meant to make it haha #I can just picture it so clearly haha #did I miss some tropes ?#zosan #zoro x sanji #sanji x Zoro #zosan fic idea #high school au zosan #anime tropes zosan #op zosan #op sanzo #sanzo #can you tell I’ve watched too much anime #my brain is mush

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blacklegsanjiii · 18 days

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Y'know the together!RLS au? The one where they stay "together"? Yes, so, a hc about it!

Sanji's birthday, maybe 14 yo especifially, and both Law and Robin aren't really far from Baratie and both just think "fuck it. we haven't see our baby brother in four years!" and call one month before his birthday to say they will go see him. Sanji is over the moon, of course, and the next day when ASL and Garp come to Baratie, he tells his boyfriends the news.

So, his day comes and both his siblings are there early, so they can help and have time for just the three of them. Some hours later, when the hour of the party comes, Garp and his grandsons arrive. ASL are very very happy to see Sanji and celebrate for the first time with him as boyfriends.

And they also meet their boyfriend older siblings and also watch their dynamic and... it's different from them own, RLS are more the quiet & subite affection type. Watch the casual way Robin and Law use their devil fruits (Robin even more) is kinda freaking out everyone except Sanji.

In the end of the day, Law gives Sanji a gift who is a new version of the blonde's old camera, bc the other wasn't working more (but Law managed to save the photos) with Sanji's favorite photos from all the ones they've take. Now, he has the photos on his wall and desk, just like new ones with his boyfriends.

That's so cute!! Oh lordy, okay.

So in preparation for Sanji's birthday Robin finds out Crocodile is headed to the East Blue for business around that time and she asks to tag along saying she has business at Baratie on Sanji's birthday and Crocodile shrugs and agrees. Law has to get a few things specifically in the East Blue before heading back to the North Blue and decides the crew is going to meet Sanji and celebrate his birthday. Bepo, Shachi, and Penguin are losing it as the others in the crew are confused about who Sanji is outside of the photo Law has hanging. So they are both headed to Baratie, having called beforehand to inform him of their being there. Sanji is absolutely ecstatic about them coming.

They arrive a day early for introductions to be made properly and to start setting up for the closure-even if Sanji insisted that they didn't need to be Zeff kicked him swiftly and told him to shut up and enjoy the family reunion properly. Patty and Carne and the other staff are concerned about Nico Robin being there because of the rumors but Law calls them all dumb assholes which Zeff laughs at. Law isn't wrong and Zeff says so. Sanji and Robin meet the rest of the Heart crew that came after the storm, excited to see them either way. So they close down and clean and Law of course runs scans over his siblings because they're his siblings and he needs to make sure they're okay.

The next morning as they're setting the last few things for the party up they find Sanji smoking outside and Law is shaking the now fourteen year old and demanding why he's ruining his lungs and tastebuds as Robin giggles. Sanji is grumbling something or other about them meeting his boyfriends and understanding. Law immediately sicks Bepo upon him. Sanji just burrows into the bear. Then Garp arrives with ASL and the loud screaming immediately interrupts the calm as Sanji apologizes for them. All of them touchy and grabby with the blond as they scream happy birthday and Sanji. Law sighs and Zeff did say Sanji warned them, Law disagrees and says they weren't properly warned.

Of course ASL are all over Sanji but when he does get them to calm down, as much as he can anyway, Robin and Law make polite conversation with them and help with the party. Garp is keeping an eye on the wanted siblings, losing a lot of trust in Sanji for hiding them. But Garp is also watching Law shambles dirty dishes away as Robin refills drinks and plates and fixes Sanji's hair and clothes with the extra hands she sprouts all over. Law also will just walk over and fix the way he looks and complains he's still too thin and chastise him for smoking.

The Baratie staff and Zeff find their powers weird and kind of gross. ASL are watching with interest because it's way more subtle, the way they show their affection to Sanji. It's just not as overt, subtle in the way they pull him aside to fix him. The little brushes as they pass by, and the looks thrown to him. When it's time for presents it's mostly cookbooks and clothes. Law gives him a box and apologizes for the first one breaking and Sanji is looking at him confused until he opens the box and freezes. Ace moves into ask what's wrong as tears start falling but Sanji is wrapped around Law as Robin sprouts hands to catch the box. Law is just holding him as Robin looks in the box and smiles as she picks through the photos and calls him a masochist with a smile. Zeff asks what the hell is going on as Sanji wipes his face and calls Law an asshole with a big smile as Robin displays the camera and explains they got one for Sanji a few weeks after meeting the little skeleton boy.

Do they take a lot of photos that day? Yes. Does Sanji hang up photos all over his room? Yes. Are they also all over the tree house and bandit house? Yes. Law gave him the best present that day. And it gets a lot of use.

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beanghostprincess · 3 months

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Shanks would be the type to eat someone else's Valentine thinking it's his

Shanks: *gasp*... Flowers??? strawberries???? He even gave me a stuffed sea-king!! Look it's holding a heart!! Buggy you really do care!! You finally want to make it work after all these years.........

Benn: that's nice good to see things working out

Shanks: he has a lot of fancy shit in here cheeses, dried meat.... Fancy wine?? I don't think this is from buggy.... This has to be from mihawk. It has to be

Roux: that's even better

Lime juice: maybe they want you to join the guild!!!

Shanks: I'm shaking. Oh my God! oh my God! finally! Let me see the card.... 'to yasopp you really know how to rock the boat. .... and...........open your throat..........❤️-zeff '................................

Red hair:.................................

Yasopp: ......*cough*.........let me just.......... Take that from you..............thank you....... Here's your Valentine's Day for you from the cross guild......... They dropped it off a couple minutes ago............

(it's cheap Valentine's Day candy that they got last year on sale with a plastic rose along with a card that says happy birthday but Birthday is crossed out with Valentine written on top of it)

Shanks: 'to shanks.... Happy Valentine's Day I guess p.s You're not joining the cross guild'..............love Buggy

HE WOULD SO DO THAT-- He just does that with literally every gift he sees. I think he just assumes every neatly wrapped thing is for him. Also, Zeff giving Yasopp a ton of things for Valentine's Day is so sweet because that man doesn't look like he's THAT romantic, so I can't stop thinking about him wondering what would have Sanji done instead 😭 Then you have both father and son being overly cute to Yasopp and Usopp and,,, It's so sweet!!!! <3

#zeff x usopp being a thing now is something i was not expecting but i am so not complaining #also shanks is a menace to society #one piece #red haired shanks #yasopp #red hair pirates

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real-jaune-isms · 1 year

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It’s Robin’s Birthday! How Does the Swordsman Celebrate It?

Nami: So, what are you going to get her?~

Zoro: What? Get who? Why?

Nami: Robin! It’s her birthday on Monday!

Zoro: Oh. I dunno, guess I’ll find a book at a store or something?

Nami: It can’t just be that boring, birthday gifts should have meaning, show how much you care in a way that’s special to you!

Zoro: Have you been talking to Luffy? You’re way more worked up over this than I expected… What are you getting her, then?

Nami: I found her a dress with a nice floral pattern, AND I bought her a new cowboy hat!

Zoro: She hasn’t worn hats like that since Sabaody…

Nami: Yeah, but she looks nice in them and clearly she likes them a lot. Now get to work on a gift that only you can give, don’t just steal my idea! *walks away*

Zoro: Hmmm…

*That Monday, Chopper’s kept Robin busy in the library while the others put their gifts on the kitchen table. Sanji of course baked the cake, with a pattern in the frosting like her favorite flower. Luffy found a fossil of a beetle, and since it’s really old he’s sure she’ll like it. The other gifts are similarly thoughtful, most wrapped as best as the crew can manage, but lying across the table there also sits the Wado Ichimonji. As Sanji’s finishing setting the table, he sees it and grimaces before tossing it in the corner of the room*

Sanji: Damn mosshead leaving his stupid swords on the table like this, he knows full well what we’re trying to do here… ALRIGHT IT’S READY!!

*At the sound of his yell the rest of the crew gathers in the kitchen, Chopper sitting on Robin’s shoulder and covering her eyes once they safely get to the doorway so she won’t see the gifts yet.*

Nami: Alright, you can look… NOW!

Robin: *casually lifts Chopper off of her and blinks a couple times to let her eyes adjust to the light* Oh my!~

Everyone(at varying volumes): Happy Birthday, Robin!!

Robin: You all did this… for me?

Luffy: Shishishi!!! Of course we did! We wanna celebrate our nakama! So let’s have a party! Oh, and we all gotcha gifts!

Nami: *looking over the pile* Except Zoro, apparently. I’m ashamed of you, Zoro!! I told you to get her something so long ago!!

Sanji: You’re seriously disrespecting Robin-chan this much, you asshole?!?! I should kill you!

Zoro: What the… I did have a gift for her! Where the hell is it, it was right here on the table with the other stuff?!

Sanji: the only thing you left on the table was your stupid sword, marimo!

Zoro: THAT WAS THE GIFT, DIPSHIT!!

*everyone is stunned*

Sanji: You what?… What did you say?…

Zoro: I said I’m giving her my sword. *finds it in the corner, then turns and presents it to a speechless Robin* Happy Birthday.

Robin: Z-Zoro-kun… this is your oldest sword, the one that belonged to your deceased friend, I thought you treasured it?

Zoro: I do. So I’m showing how much you mean to me… by trusting you with it.

Robin: Zoro…~ I can’t accept that, you need it to achieve your dream. But I’m so honored that you’d want to do this, so I’ll take a different present instead.

Zoro: And that would b- MMMMMPH!!!~

Robin: *pulls him into a kiss, much to Sanji’s fury and Luffy’s confusion*

#would you believe me if I said I had this queued for months?#and my more recent ZoRobin post was a spur of the moment idea in between?#one piece #roronoa zoro #nico robin #ZoRobin #zoro x robin #happy birthday Robin #nami #sanji #zeff sanji #vinsmoke sanji

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entomjinx · 4 months

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Hello all! This post has links to everything I made in 2023!

Happy new year and may 2024 bring more One Piece content <3

Also if you remember the poll where I was writing 250 words for every vote (105 votes+ one extra vote from the comments(106 total) = 26,500 words), then you'll be happy to know that I've written more than that for only 5/8 fics, though one remains unposted because Surprise! It's for a zine! The others I plan to finish this year, and I have 3/5 of the drawing requests done. They'll be posted all together soonish I hope. lmao

One Piece Fanfics:

A Mother's Love Doesn't Come From Blood (Luffy & Makino gen, AILAIF series part 1/14)

Banned Games and Beginner's Luck (Whitebeard Pirates gen)

I Won't Tell (Law/Luffy)

Rosemary By The Roadside CH1 (Law/Luffy)

Smoked Lungs (Law/Sanji)

Wishing To Be Wanted (Ace & Sabo & Luffy gen, AILAIF series part 2/14)

Oh-Ho The Mistletoe (Shanks/Beckmann)

One Piece Theories/Analysis/Metas/Ramblings/headcanon lists:

Entomology Majoy Luffy short

Strawhat Polycule + Vivi and Law

Luffy's Perception of Love (Version with the Lawlu add-on)

Nika and Luffy Seperate entity AU thing

Uta Analysis (why she's not a Mary-Sue)

One Piece Fanarts:

Sanji Birthday doodle

ASUL sketch

Sabo Birthday doodle

100 followers on twitter Luffy

Gear 5 Graduation Cap art Bad scratchboard memes

Luffy Selective Mutism vent piece (Ink)

Happy Birthday Corazon art

Uta Color study

Lawlu art I didwhile the internet was out

Original art:

Scratchboard bullshit 1, 2, and 3

And with that, my 2023 content comes to an end. If you made it all the way to the bottom of this post, then eat something, drink something, take your meds, and get some rest. I love you! Take care of yourselves!

#one piece #monkey d luffy #lawlu #asul siblings #2023

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ghost-maya · 1 month

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Thanks for the tag @fivedayslater !!

RULES: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

Oh god... I haven't cleaned that out in ages... most of the non one piece ones are abandoned unfortunately :") - I'll still put the rest in the "read more" bar in case anyone is interested but it's probably best to stick with the op ones lmao

Behind Blue Eyes

life's a precious thing

Deep Sleep

Ghost Hunting AU Outline

omegaverse outline

sanji's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad heat

Straw Hat Vampires

The Cruise - Outline

The Skyscraper

(+ 2 wips that have not made it out of the discord dms yet. let's call them "zosan closet pwp" and "nami x conis pwp")

Tagging: @ms-all-sunday @abilusanji @brunetta6blog @misqnon @summerofspock @sinelanguage @redyarns @lakesandquarries @purpleneutrino

Fandom works (mostly haikyuu lol):

Gelphie Omegaverse

Zukka Canon Divergence AU

A leap of faith

A Whisker Away AU

BokuAka in BOTW

Just Sum World Building

KageHina Witch Fic

Kageyama Birthday Oneshot Thing

kghn band au thing

KGHN hurt/comfort

Shadow God Kageyama AU — Outline

SPSS & PSS: Operation SakuAtsu

The Absence of Hinata Shouyou

The Kagehina Wedding Saga - Miwalisa

The Kagehina Wedding Saga - Planning

The Silver Lining

train au??

TSL Info & dumping grounds

MLP:ZLS Loredump

Zelink

Long Forgotten Words

Original works:

*Record Scratch* *Freeze frame*

Character background stuff

Character Info

Coffee shop AU: A Character Study

Dandelions

Evergreen

Getting into Mo's Voice Stuff

I have too many beginnings

in the classroom

Izzy vent

Kit's backstory

Kitzy Banter

leandy

Lucilleana Fic

Magic System

Nanowrimo Outline

The Ghost of Wilson High School

Train

Untitled document

Untitled WIP (A Novel Study)

Venty Thing

Vy's Butchered OCs

Word Vomit

World Building.exe

Zodiacs

If anyone ventured in here; hello! I'm happy to post/talk about any of these still. Some are a LOT more recent than others. This game finally had me move my "miraculous ladybug" folder out of there bc i know i am truly never going to touch those again rip 😭

Also bc i find it interesting - the last time i did this game was 2 years ago. Hyperlink if anyone wants to see which "wips" have been sitting around for 2+ years now (i dont think i published any of them.. just put them in the abandoned folder..) *sweats*

#tag game #my post #my writing #might rb this tmmr bc idk if anyone is around to see this post rn #ask game #no pressure to the ppl i tagged ofcourse #also deep sleep ch1 is published but i do have ch2 going in the same doc so its not moved yet

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aveegrex · 2 years

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COWORKER!SANJI

coworker!sanji has a crush on you and reevaluates his everything upon learning it its reciprocated. genre: fluff, coworkers (friends) to lovers pairing: coworker!sanji x gn!reader word count: 1,1k trigger warnings: none except for a little dumbassery on sanji's side, a couple of curse words and mentions of alcohol and cigarettes. author's note: I've recently started One Piece and I am now infatuated with this blondie

coworker!sanji who always compliments you on your looks, making sure to address not your body, but your clothing choices or your make-up

coworker!sanji who knows you hyperfocus on your tasks and don’t pay attention to the clock, and gives you a little shoulder squeeze in the beginning of a lunch break

coworker!sanji who shares his lunch with you, telling you he just ‘accidentally’ made too much for himself

coworker!sanji who smiles shyly when you compliment his cooking, and makes a mental note to himself to bring you something special the next day

coworker!sanji who put up a cute picture of a cartoon monkey with a cake on your desktop on your birthday, and then denied all allegations with a playful giggle

coworker!sanji who lives for the moments when the two of you go on a smoke break while it’s raining and he gets to stand closer to you since you always manage to forget your umbrella

coworker!sanji who lives for the days when you come to the office wearing hoodies and little to zero makeup, stealing glances at you throughout the day to relish in your domestic vibe

coworker!sanji who also doesn’t really enjoy office parties and eventually you two end up on the couch in one of the rooms, chattering away with soft drinks in your hands

coworker!sanji who plans on making a move on you for the fourth party in a row, but is too scared to ruin the special intimacy you two share

coworker!sanji who stands up for you when the hr people stick their tongues in their asses about your boss overworking you

coworker!sanji who is dying of happiness inside when you ask him to give you a ride home since your car is stuck at the mechanic’s

coworker!sanji who dies internally when your fingers brush against his as you’re trying to lower the volume of radio playing some random song

coworker!sanji who stummers on his little ‘what?’ when you ask if he’s busy this evening, and quickly composes himself enough to mumble a ‘oh, sure, thank you’ when you invite him for some tea

coworker!sanji who looks confused as you then fetch two wine glasses and a bottle, saying he can’t drink as he has to drive home later

coworker!sanji who thinks he’s gone to heaven when you rub his cheek with your thumb, your lips too close to his own chapped ones, and whisper ‘stay’, giving him a feather-light kiss

He thinks he’s lost his mind, unable to believe a single ounce of reality, because it simply cannot be. It is not. You’re not kissing him right now. It’s not your soft lips he feels on his own. It’s not your house, it’s not you. It’s not him here.

It cannot be true because it’s just against every law of nature that he wasn’t alone in his feelings. So Sanji quickly breaks the kiss, looking at you as if he’s seen a ghost.

‘You - his hands shaking, every cell of his being on fire. - You..’

Your eyes widen and you almost jump away from him, covering your mouth, a tiniest ‘Sorry’, not louder than a mouse’s squeak breaking the silence.

‘I’m.. I’m so sorry, Sanji, I-... - you avert your eyes, quickly turning away to the counter, fidgeting with little misplaced utensils that you forgot to put away in the morning. - I just, I’m so sorry, I just assumed you liked me - oh, silly me, heh, - and I…’

You turn back to him, the overwhelmed state you’re in filling your eyes with tears, and you sigh, meeting his confused gaze.

‘Let’s just for the sake of my dignity - well, whatever’s left of that, - let’s pretend it didn’t happen and I didn’t just do … that’

Sanji was borderline going insane. He should’ve closed the damn distance between you two and kissed you, should’ve pulled you snug against his chest and crashed his lips against yours to muffle the mumbling mess that escapes your mouth and to finally have what he was craving since the first day he saw you.

Sadly, Sanji was an idiot.

‘You kissed me. - he gulped, his stare still lingering on you as he hesitantly brought his hand to his lips. - You kissed me? Why?’

Sanji’s CPU malfunctioned exactly the moment you made your initial move and ever since was quietly resting in peace with all the smart words and cute flirts and sleazy pick-up lines the man has ever come up with.

Not a thought flashed in his brain, all built-up neuron connections ceasing their work for the day and calling it quits since one of the fundamental beliefs of Sanji Vinsmoke 1.0 was butchered by your lips and a single word that escaped them.

‘Sanji? - you took a step towards him and your next line sounded too much like a question. - Sanji, I like you.’

Dead as a grave.

‘Sanji, I’ve liked you for about two years now’

Try again.

‘Sanji, kiss me right fucking now or I swear I’m gonna kill you so this shame dies with yo-mmmphhh’ - and you melted in the man’s arms as he obliged, kissing you feverishly, religiously, pushing you two towards the wall and outright moaning as his tongue found it’s way in your mouth.

It was autopilot Sanji, the one that took charge preserving man’s life in the craziest of moments, and this Sanji knew damn well to not break the kiss. To hold you so tight against him that you were borderline asphyxiated, and never let go, because miracles don’t have a habit of happening often.

His hands hooked under your thighs and he raised you oh so easily to bring you on the couch, stumbling yet dead set on having your full body pressed against him. Falling to the soft cushions he let his hands into your hair, his lips raw of bites you’ve left, and only then he broke the kiss.

‘Is that really happening?’ - the puppy eyes stared into your own and you couldn’t contain a giggle.

‘Yes, yes it is, Sanji. - you smiled softly and he swore under his breath again, incredulous of how such beauty as yourself is even allowed to exist. - I sure damn hope it is’

A big foolish grin adorned Sanji’s face and he raised his hand to cup your cheek, running his thumb over your lips.

‘If so, please don’t kill me. I won’t tell anyone, promise’

You laughed and nodded, your own hands finding purchase in his now messy hair.

‘So, wine?’

‘Anything you want’

reblogs are welcome, MDNI, confess your feelings people

#one piece #one piece fluff #one piece fanfiction #one piece strawhats #one piece au #one piece sanji #sanji vinsmoke #vinsmoke sanji #sanji vinsmoke x reader #sanji x reader #sanji x you #sanji x y/n #sanji fluff #sanji kiss #coworker!sanji

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swirlymarimo · 1 year

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Surprise! : Part 3

Sanji: Oh well. I guess I should start on lunch. They'll be back soon. *opens the galley door*

*The galley is decorated with streamers and balloons*

Sanji: *shocked*

The crew: *jumps out* Surpise!

Luffy: Happy birthday Sanji!

Sanji: You guys didn't have to do all this.

Zoro: We wanted to Curly. *hands him a bouquet of blue roses*

Sanji: *smiles* These are wonderful, thanks you marimo.

Zoro: Also, I think you'll like the girls gift. Look on the table.

Sanji: Nami san! Robin chan! You made a cake for me!? What angels! *heart eyes*

Franky: We tried to get Zoro to jump out of a giant cake but he wasn't fun enough.

Sanji: *smirking* Oh what a shame, I think I would have liked that.

Zoro: *blushing*

#zosan #zoro x sanji #zoro and sanji #zosan script #original zosan script #not incorrect quotes #my post #happy birthday sanji

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joyboyish · 1 year

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luffy bday hcs!

luffy started his journey on his 17th birthday, and saobadoby happends some time before his 18th birthday. its not clear how long it is but fans think luffys journey was around 4-6 months, so he never celebrated his birthday w them, so he didnt think they knew it anyways.. he usually forgets his birthday and they (assumably) didnt know so he didnt think much of it

so the day comes, and low and behold... luffy forgot.

ace told the strawhats when luffys birthday was during their time in alabasta though, and nami made a point to put it on the calendar in the girls dorm, since luffy only ever comes inside so robin will tell him and chopper a bedtime story (usopp and robin alternate)

about a month before his birthday, nami started her mission.

luffy does so much for them without even realizing, he deserves a good birthday!!

granted for as many issues hes solved hes probably started 3 more

she told everyone in advance to start getting gifts, as well as party decorations, so everytime they stopped at an island they could keep an eye out for him.

she puts sanji incharge of the food (obviously) and he decides to make the biggest cake possible, tons of different meat, ramen, onigiri, oden.. whatever you can name, he probably made it.

chopper and usopp were in charge of decorations. they got a piñata, streamers, balloons, etc... they wanted it to look as cool as possible

zoro was incharge of drinks, nami said he was allowed to bring as much sake as he wanted, as long as he got equally as much drinks that luffy likes

so when the day comes, the sunny is rested at an island usopp takes him around all day showing him around and have him trying new foods etc... he was having so much fun!!!

when the sun starts to set, usopp tells luffy that they should probably head back

luffy opens the door to the kitchen and then...

"SUPRISE!!"

it takes a while for luffy to register what happened, and he cant for the life of him figure out whats happening, so he pulls usopps arm and takes him aside to ask

"usopppp!!!" he whispers (fairly loudly at that) "what are we celebrating!! is it your birthday?"

at first usopp laughs... then he realizes he was serious...

after nami hit his head a few times they start to celebrate

zoro got luffy a card (lazy ass) he cares so much for luffy and his crew mates and doesnt know how to say it, so the card is fine. luffy doesnt mind either, he loves it in fact. the front was plain and just said happy birthday, but the inside... oh the inside. zoro and chopper drew the whole crew, its messy and doesnt look good at all, theres spilled ink everywhere despite it being drawn in crayon, and a small note at the bottom that says "thank you for being my best friend" he denies writting it but it still makes luffy ugly cry

nami decides to take 300,000 berries off his debt to her.. he was incredibly thankful. she also lets him pick which needle to follow next on her log pose

usopp got him some food and decorations for his beetles collection!!! he made tiny pieces of furniture for the beetles. luffy thinks its so funny

sanji made him food. but he promised to make all of his faves for the rest of the week

chopper gets luffy some new sandals and he even found a rare beetle on the island.

robin gets luffy books that give fun facts about beetles and frogs! she reads it to him bc he cant sit still since hes so excited 😭, when she gets to a fun fact he didnt know he grabs onto her and shakes her a bit, then runs to tell zoro

franky made a mini robot for his beetles to ride, and its literally the funniest thing ever

brook composes a new song about luffy called "the pirate king" :')

jinbei gave him a gift ace gave him a while ago, it was something minor like a letter, jinbei tells him that luffy would take care of it better than he would and luffy frames it in the kitchen

after that luffy says he to have a sleepover with everyone, they usually only have one sleepover a week but they made an exception

in the past luffy never enjoyed his bday, it was just another day to him after all.. but if all of his birthdays were going to be like this from now on? maybe its worth it

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diabelskoga · 2 months

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"Hey Sanji!" Usopp caught up with the blond, a big grin on his face. In his hands was a box, wrapped up in unassuming brown paper and a string. A card was stuck under the string, a simple but elegant candid sketch of Sanji from the back, half turned with quite the handsome smile on his face. Under it was a scrawled 'Happy Birthday Sanji! -Usopp :^)' on it.

"Go on," he pushes the box into the cook's hands, an anticipatory energy radiating off the man. "Open it!"

Once the paper was off, Sanji would be treated to another piece of art. This one was far more elaborate. It was a depiction of the sea, blues, teals, greens acting as a gorgeous backdrop to the colorful and diverse array of fish swimming about. And inside the box was, of course, a treat. A small container of Malva Pudding, a treat from his heritage.

Usopp scratched the back of his head sheepishly, and if one really looked, a light pink to his cheeks. "Yknow, I hear you talk about the All Blue here and there, and it always sounded so amazing. So I, uh, tried my hand based off the stuff you've said about it. I'd love to hear more! Oh- and that's Malva Pudding! Straight from my pop's side of the family."

birthday asks. ( accepting! )

❝ Hey, Usopp── ❞ He stopped, interrupted by the box that was now shoved into his hands. He wasn't that surprised; it was his birthday after all. His cigarette dangled limply between his lips while Sanji examined it. He saw the card, smiling at the sketch. He was always impressed with how Usopp did things; a level of art that Sanji fails to commit too. His artist skills were more based around food rather than brushes or even pencils. Then Usopp insisted he'd open it.

Gently, Sanji removed the card off the string. ( He's going to pin it on the fridge along with Chopper's drawings with this "Unknown". ) Then he opened it, gasping at the art of── wait, is this supposed to be an illustration of the All Blue? If so, it was absolutely stunning. There's shading, gradient colours blended together beautifully. Various fishes, and he swore that he recognizes them as he had tangents and rambles of what fishes he'd expect to see in the All Blue, which, technically, all of them would be there. Depending on what fish it was and their life expectancy. The joy of imagining every kind of fish from each individual sea, all connected to one. Such fish included: Smiley Jellyfish, Bluefin Elephant Tuna, Sandora Catfish; pretty much every fish imaginable, and Sanji had said so much about it out of sheer excitement.

( He's a nerd for fish, okay? )

His eyes sparkled with delight at the art, and then excited and curious to see something new. Malva Pudding, Usopp called it. His cheeks reddened; Usopp did all of this for him? From the drawings down to something that Usopp probably had a lot as a child? Since it was on his father's side and all. A soft smile is on his lips. ❝ I absolutely love it, Usopp. It's all so amazing. Do you... Do you wanna share this Malva Pudding? I'll happily tell you about the All Blue. Well, more on my thoughts, feelings and such. I mean, it is the true paradise for all fish if they can come and go from all the seas imaginable! ❞

At that, Sanji also leaned in, press his lips to Usopp's cheeks as a thanks. ❝ Thank, you, Usopp. Or do I dare say: Captain Usopp. ❞

#hexellent #[ ANS ] ── * ORDER UP ( 𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘬𝘰𝘨𝘢 )#[ VERSE ] ── * POST-TIME SKIP ( 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘸 𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘬 )#[ OOC ] ── * QUEUE ( 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴 . . . 𝘯𝘰𝘸! )#( gotta throw in the captian usopp to make him blush more and kiss him on the cheek! )

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leftsidebonfire · 1 year

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HAPPYYYYYY BIRTHDAY ILY 💗💖💞💖💕💘

expect a surprise coming up later hehe

OH MY GAAWWDDDD 😭🤩🤩 Also congrats, you're the first person to wish me a happy birthday! Hehehe. Thank you so much 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 Its a Sanji! It's what I've always wanted! 💖💖💖💖

#Happy birthday to Me

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softxsuki · 1 year

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Hello! I hope you're having a good day so far!

Guess what? It's Shanks and Mihawk's birthday today!

-💥Anon

Today has been okay! Just tired like always :3 how’s your day going?

Oh!! Happy birthday to Shanks and Mihawk! I think I also missed Sanji’s bday so happy late bday to him too 😭

AND YOONGI happy yoongi Day 🤭💗

#han’s 💥anon

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xamassed · 1 year

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⟬ @bucketfullofocs / sanji's birthday 3 • 2 ⟭

[Aya @ Sanji - Birthday ask~] "I, um, Happy Birthday, Sanji." Aya offers him a small, somewhat thin wrapped box with a smile. Inside was a slim silver case, easily popped open with one hand - a cigarette case. While Aya wasn't fond of the smell of smoke, it was also a smell she associated strongly with Sanji. "It's, um, it's water tight, so that way they won't get wet if something happens." At least this way he could stop using the cardboard box they came in and not have to worry about them getting ruined.

Sanji knew that his habits were unfortunate and hard to shake, but he was grateful that his need to smoke didn't turn Aya away. He tried his best to keep it away from his friends and out of the kitchen, at least when the cigarettes were lit, and it seemed to work for the most part.

The only downside was, in fact, the packaging. Holding off meant the little boxes wound mu crushed and rumpled, broken and torn and shedding loose strands of dried tobacco. Cigarettes weren't cheap, so to have them go to waste because he wouldn't find the opportune time to smoke meant wasted money.

Now, with the masterfully crafted case in his hands, he didn't have to worry.

"It's gorgeous, my heart. Thank you." Though not as much as he loved her, a fact he made evident when he brought her in for a hug and kissed softly at her hair. "But I'm curious now. When you say ' when something happens, ' you mean those oh-so rare moments when I have to dive in after one of the moronic devil-fruit users, don't you?"

#bucketfullofocs #bucketfullofocs ; aya #「 ( sanji ; ic ) 」#「 v. in search of the all blue ( sanji ; one piece ) 」#「 r. the brightest ocean jewel ( sanji ; aya ) 」#( please tell me that was part of her reasoning for getting it jncsdf )

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tonberry-yoda · 11 months

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🌈

Quiz time!! (One piece and extra)

Bestie, bf and first kiss with..

Usopp, Sanji and chopper (it feels weird putting him here but I’m sure you’ll pick the right option)

If you were a marine and had a crush who would like you back who would it be?

What scene made you want to go through the screen and punch an enemy of the straw hats?

Who had the best glow up?

Who has the best fashion sense ?

You get lost with Zoro….what would u do?

What devil fruit would u want to eat in op?

You have a enemy/lover relationship with someone, who is it?

It’s your birthday and the straw hats throw a big surprise party for you, how do you spend your time with each one?

Each straw hat offer you a kiss/cuddles/hug, what do u think you get from each one and if you reject it

(Extra) your in the spider verse universe and since it’s your birthday, Your crush offers you a birthday kiss, do you accept and who is it?

Happy birthday 🎉

Hope u had a wonderful day💝

AHHHH YIPPEE!!!

Bestie, bf and first kiss with.. Usopp, Sanji and chopper (it feels weird putting him here but I’m sure you’ll pick the right option)

LMFAOOOOO Bestie: Chopper BF: Usopp! First Kiss: Sanji <3

If you were a marine and had a crush who would like you back who would it be?

hmmmmmm good question.... probably Sanji LMFAO because he loves every woman and enemies to lovers tee hee

What scene made you want to go through the screen and punch an enemy of the straw hats?

Hmmmmmmmm KLAHADOR OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL HIS NAME. I HATE THAT GUY. Kitty lookin a-

Who had the best glow up?

Usopp 🤤🤤🤤

Who has the best fashion sense ?

Also Usopp. And Franky. And also Brook

You get lost with Zoro….what would u do?

We would totally just camp out somewhere and cuddle under the stars because he's sleeby

What devil fruit would u want to eat in op?

oh my gosh good question....... I'm gonna be so honest, I really haven't wanted a devil fruit, but if I have to pick one, maybe the gum gum or chop chop because having luffy or buggy's power would be so silly

You have a enemy/lover relationship with someone, who is it?

ZORO! It would go over so well because we would just be picking on each other until finally we kiss

It’s your birthday and the straw hats throw a big surprise party for you, how do you spend your time with each one?

AHHHHHH Luffy - we would eat way too much food together tbh Zoro - we would probably be arguing over something silly and he would reluctantly give me a bday gify Nami - we would be doing karaoke together Sanji - totally flirting LMFAO and he would probably be complimenting my outfit Usopp - playing silly bored games Chopper - we would totally cuddle after passing out from eating too much Robin - we would be reflecting on the years when I want to leave the chaos and just chatting Franky - totally kissing and cuddling because he's canonically my bf. and I would steal his shirt actually Brook - he would join in karaoke

Each straw hat offer you a kiss/cuddles/hug, what do u think you get from each one and if you reject it

Luffy - I would totally give him a hug! Zoro - if I rejected him he would pout, but I would never tbh, so if he ever asked, I would give him all three but let's be real, zoro would never ask LMFAO Nami - I wouldn't give her a kiss or anything lol but I would totally cuddle and hug her frfr Sanji - All three because bbygurl deserves it Usopp - AGAIN ALL THREE Chopper - just cuddles and hugs <3 Robin - she would totally just ask for a small hug for sure and I would totally give her a hug Franky - bro's my bf, so he doesn't even have to ask Brook - ALL THREE I LOVE HIMMM

(Extra) your in the spider verse universe and since it’s your birthday, Your crush offers you a birthday kiss, do you accept and who is it?

AHHHH STAWPPPPPP THE ANSWER IS 100% YES! My biggest crush in the Spiderverse is Peter B. Parker, my big dilf, so 100% please give me a bday kiss sir I literally love you

Thank you so much for the amazing birthday quiz rainbow anon, this means the world! I am sending so many love and hugs over your way <33

#tonberry answers #asks #anon #rainbow anon #🌈 anon

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