#Not my favorite show ever but genuinely genuinely good show.

[latenightdaydreams]

Crazy thought… but konig with a shy fem ready that’s insecure about their coochie 🫠 I got too much cooch for those cute Victoria secret panties bruh 😭 phat coochie a man we have the meats

From on phatty to an other, I understand😏

König x Shy!Reader (fem)

MDNI🔞

Master List

>cw: fem/afab, insecure, phat pussy, oral

1.3k word count

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You’ve been with König for five months now and things have recently gotten sexual between the two of you. His body is perfect, his cock is huge, and the sex is perfect. The only thing is you don’t let him finger you, eat you out, or see you without pants with the lights on. Your pussy is thick, fat, puffy…it’s big. You’ve always had trouble finding cute panties that could fit and have always been embarrassed by the mound they make in leggings and other tight pants.

You’re too embarrassed to tell König why you don’t want him to touch you or see you. He is of course upset; he loves you and your body. He wants to touch your clit and eat you out, finger you, but you won’t let him. So, he has a plan to get you to let him.

Since he has a key to your apartment, he got there before you got home and set up a romantic date night for the both of you. He spread rose petals from the front door to the bathroom. Inside the bathroom he has candles set up along the counter and around the edges of the bathtub. He found your favorite scent in a bubble bath as well as finding soft and pillowy his and hers robe set for you both.

He sees on your phone’s location that you’re almost home so he rushes into the bedroom and takes off his shirt and pulls off his pants. He looks at himself in the mirror and checks himself out, making sure he looks good for you. Leaving the bedroom, he goes to the kitchen and fills two glasses with wine. He waits by the door for you to come in.

You open the door to see König standing there with a big smile and wine in his hands. Your eyes travel over his body, appreciating his form. Closing the door behind you, you kick your shoes off and walk closer to him.

“What’s the special occasion?” You ask with a giggle in your voice.

König hands you one of the glasses and leans down to kiss you. His pale blue eyes looking at your sweet face.

“I wanted to have a special evening with you, Liebling.” He reaches out for your hand and walks with you, following the trail of red rose petals.

You follow them to your bathroom, a warm bubble bath and candles all around the room. You couldn’t help but to smile and feel all warm and bubbly on the inside, no one has ever done something like this for you before. No one has gone out of their way to make you feel special.

“This is beautiful König…” You walk in and sip some wine.

“Also,” he closes the door to show you the robes hanging behind the door. “They actually had my size.” König says with a big smile.

“You did such a good job babe!” You wrap one arm around König and hug him.

“Let's undress Liebling.” He takes the glass from your hand and puts it on the sink counter.

You begin to peel off your top and König’s eyes drop down to your breast. He watches closely as you pull your bra off next, he can’t help but to smile. You begin to pull down your jeans, but you turn away from König. He frowns watching you do this.

“Liebling, don’t hide from me,” He walks up behind you and wraps his arms around your waist, resting his head on your shoulder.

“You know I’m shy.”

“But why? Can you help me understand? It felt… normal on my cock, so what is the issue?”

“There’s nothing ‘wrong’ with it, just…aesthetically isn’t pretty.”

König looks visibly confused and moves back. He turns your body to face him, his eyes drop to your breasts before looking up to your eyes.

“I’ll love your body no matter what.”

You shrug and look away, feeling embarrassed.

“Please let me decide how I feel about your body.” His hands cup your face and bring your gaze up to meet his.

His eyes look so sweet and genuine. You take a deep breath and then nod your head. König smiles and kisses you.

“Ja?

“Yeah…”

König steps back and lets you finish undressing. He watches with anticipation and you pull your pants down and expose your purple cotton panties. His eyes glued to the mound underneath the fabric. You take a deep breath and then fully pull your panties down. My god. You’re absolutely beautiful. König’s boner is rock hard and undeniable under his boxer. He reaches for his waist band and pulls them down.

You stand slightly embarrassed as he looks at you, his face full of lust. He walks towards you and puts your hand in his, pulling him towards you. His arms wrapping around you.

“Are you ready to get in, Meine Liebling?”

You nod and smile up at him. Both of you are walking towards the tub. He gets in first and makes room for you on his lap. You step in and König watches as your legs part to see your beautiful labia and he just thinks about burying his face in that soft looking pussy.

You rest your body back on his and he wraps his arms around you, hugging you tightly against him. You rest your head back on his chest and allow yourself to melt into him. His hands move up and begin caressing your breast and playing with your nipples. His hard cock is pressed up against your rear.

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Once you both step out of the bath, he grabs your robe and wraps it around you, your eyes glued to the way his cock bounced as he walks. He wraps his around himself as well, grabbing the wine glasses and hanging you yours. He watches you take a sip as he takes one himself.

Grabbing your hand, he leads you out of the bathroom and to the bedroom. “Lay down.” His voice is low and sensual.

You do as he says and lay down in bed. He walks over to you and slowly unties your robe, exposing your soft body to him. Instinctively you reach down to your pussy and place a hand to cover it.

König gently moved your hand out of the way, “I think it’s about time I teach you to love this beautiful pussy Schatz.”

“But it’s so fat.” You say with a nervous giggle.

“That’s what makes it so yummy. It’s thick and juicy…just perfect.”

He grabs your legs and moves them over his shoulders as he gets on his knees in front of you. You look down and feel bashful as you see his eyes stuck on your cunt. He begins to kiss the chubby mount of your pussy before kissing down. You started to let out tiny sounds of pleasure and it excited him.

The feeling of your soft pillowy pussy on his face is godly. He presses his face into it and takes a deep breath but sliding his tongue up your folds. It’s a shame that you’ve hidden such a precious part of you from him for so long. He is instantly obsessed with your smell, taste, and look. He pulls back to look at it, pulling apart your folds to see your tight little entrance that stretches so perfectly to take his cock. Fuck.

“Such a beautiful fucking pussy.” He says quietly as he moves one hand to the top and squeezes the soft fat mound.

König leans in and begins to kiss you before lapping like a thirsty dog at your cunt. Your body trembles as you look down at him, your chubby lips surrounding his lips as his eyes are closed just enjoying you.

“Oh god König, too much.” You try to wiggle away but König just grabs your arms tighter and pulls your legs back, bringing your ass into the air as he shakes his face back and forth, coving himself in your slick arousal.

König has missed out on months of giving you the attention you need and deserve, he will be here all night.

#konig #konig x reader #konig x y/n #könig #konig cod #könig x reader #konig smut #könig smut #könig cod #könig mw2 #konig x reader smut #könig x reader smut #cod smut #smut #chubby reader #konig x you #konig x female reader #könig call of duty #könig x y/n #könig x you

[andthebeanstalk]

Me: I don't like when shows queerbait me.

Other Fans: Well then just watch other shows, dummy!!!!

Me: 👍👍👍 wow what a tidy way to dismiss and invalidate a legitimate reaction to homophobic story tropes! 👍👍👍

The "just leave then" response to people wanting more inclusivity from the stories they love is not just emotionally invalidating - it is also one of the things that keeps storytellers from feeling that they need to improve in the future by making fans feel stupid for demanding better representation in the first place.

This kind of response doesn't just make you sound like a conservative (since this is a VERY popular response that conservatives have when confronted with leftist media criticism), it also fundamentally ignores the fact that there may not BE an equivalent story with good rep to go to after leaving the queerbait-y one behind.

Delicious in Dungeon is special and unique; that's why I genuinely love it. It is that love that makes me want it to do better.

When I see that Shuro is allowed to openly express romantic love for Falin, but Marcille/Falin is relegated to mere implication, it makes me really sad. It may not be a romance manga, but there ARE straight couples, and hetero desire IS on display - which makes the lack of open queerness all the more noticeable.

So when people say "just go watch something else" in response to my genuine sadness and irritation that a beloved story is excluding people like me..... Are you telling me there's a nearly identical queer show - with a similarly active fandom - all about found family learning to cook beautiful foods in a dungeon? Is my favorite-guy-ever Senshi going to be there? Is there actually a place for me to go to??

OR is there only one Delicious in Dungeon, and that's what makes it great?

I think actually folks who respond this way just want me to leave, and they don't really care where I go, so long as their favorite thing doesn't have to stand up to criticism.

Because I don't want lesbian media elsewhere. I want it here, with my friend Marcille. Here, where the seeds of queer romance were purposely planted to hook my attention. What's so wrong with being disappointed if those seeds never grow to bear fruit??

We can like good art and still demand it does better. And we can validate people who are sad it isn't doing better without getting defensive. Critical analysis is healthy and important. It's how good and bad stories are fully understood, and it's how better stories get made.

And while I will try to enjoy the plentiful delicious crumbs I am being served (since it is more than most shows give me), just because I CAN squish a bunch of crumbs together into the approximate shape of a muffin, that doesn't mean I've been served a meal.

#original #i love the show i am loving the manga but this is queer baiting plain and simple. i don't want to leave i want better rep. #I know they're not going to give it to me but how about you don't invalidate me when I say that makes me sad and they should do better?? #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #falin x marcille #marcille x falin #marcille donato #falin touden #queerbait #queerbaiting #falin dungeon meshi #dunmeshi falin #marcille dungeon meshi #marcille dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon marcille #delicious in dungeon #listen i adore marcille and I'm angry on her behalf that she is not allowed to truly be the romantic heroine she is set up as #not without layers of obstrusion and vaguery.

[klaprisun]

One Sunny Day

(Stardew Valley)(Haley x Female Farmer)

Chapter 14

The sound of seagulls floods the open, unpolluted air of Pelican Town. Summer has finally arrived, which means I have to grow this season's crops. A trip to Pierre's shop is in dire need since I also need to replenish my food supply.

The jingle above the door announces my arrival, causing Pierre to look up from his counter and give me a greeting nod. I shoot back a casual wave and disappear into the aisles.

"I knew you'd be here, farmer." Haley gave me a sly smile. She was apparently waiting for my arrival.

"Well hello there pretty lady, how'd you know I'd be here?" I throw my hands in my pockets and broaden my shoulders. She blushes at my little comment.

"Well, last season we ran into each other here around this time when you needed seeds. I may have waited around today to see if you'd show. I want to know what kind of crops you are growing this season," she responds.

"Uh huh...?" I give her a look of suspicion, unsure if she is telling the truth.

"No really! I don't want anything else I promise...," I watch her look me up and down quickly, "scouts honor!" she puts two fingers together in the air instead of the three.

I cover my mouth quickly to stop me from laughing out, but I don't do a good job because I end up letting out a few chuckles.

"I think your fingers are saying otherwise," I say.

A look of confusion crosses her face.

"Not that three fingers is too many or anything..." That finally makes her clue in to what I was laughing about and throws her hand back to her side. Her face has gone beat red now.

She turns to face the shelf of seeds and proceeds to change the subject, "what seeds are we starting with. Oh, how 'bout some melons." She takes a few packs of melon seeds off the shelf and places them into my basket.

As she continues to pick out the seeds for me, I cross my arms and lean against the shelf. She has been chit-chatting away to me as she places things into my basket, not noticing I haven't said a word. She hasn't even noticed the look of adoration I have been giving her this entire time.

"-summer is usually best for sunflowers, which are like my favorite thing ever, but they also grow in fall too," she rambles on. However, that sentence makes me perk up.

"Oh yeah? You really like sunflowers?"

She nods her head aggressively.

"Hm," is all I respond with. She didn't put any sunflower seeds into my basket. Instead she moved on to the blueberries and tossed those in.

We start moving down the aisles of Pierre's store, her rambling on about whatever she can think of with me trailing right behind her like a little puppy dog. She has filled my basket to the brim with everything she has decided I should get. I haven't stopped her from putting even one thing in.

She suddenly stops in her tracks, almost causing me to bump into her. She abruptly spins around to face me. "Why do you call me 'pretty lady'?"

"Can I not call you that?"

"No no no it's not that. I'm just wondering why. Do you think I am pretty?" her eyes are twinkling up at me while she waits for her response.

"I think you're beautiful," I responded genuinely, looking down at her captivating, blue eyes.

Her mouth opens slighting to say something, but then she closes it. She keeps repeating the same process as she thinks of the right words she wants to say.

"Why have you been so nice to me since you have gotten here? I have been nothing but mean to you and you don't deserve any of it. I'm so sorry," she wipes a tear from her eye.

"You aren't being mean to me now, are you?"

"No but-"

"Unless you are going to walk out on me again without explaining why?" I try teasing. I reach my hand up and brush away another stray tear from her cheek.

"Maybe," she chuckles sadly.

"Alright I'll make way." Chuckling along with her, I move to stand off the side, going along with the bit.

"I'm sorry again for doing all of that and constantly walking out on you when we are together. It's just... I have been feeling... weird?"

"What do you mean?"

"Are we never going to talk about the day at the spa?" she blurts out.

My breath catches in my throat and I start choking on air, breaking into a fit of coughs. "You remember that?" I managed to get out.

"Surprisingly,  considering I drank that whole bottle. There are some bits I don't remember, but I remember enough."

"Is this why you wanted to catch me at the store today?"

"I had promised you there was nothing more to me being here. I just happened to bring it up now."

We stand there awkwardly, none of us knowing what to say.

"I'm really sorry I put you in that situation. I'm also sorry you had to see me like that. I had just gone there to clear my head with all my confusing thoughts and then you happened to show up and..." she trails off.

"And then you were telling me you and Alex go there to screw around, taking your top off, giving me a massage and hitting on me," I finished for her. She winces and her shoes suddenly became very interesting to her. I tilt my head and wait to see what she has to say.

"Sorry..." she whispers.

"That happened a lot to me in my high school years. Girls would get plastered, think they are into girls, then try to hit on me or even try to kiss me when they are in that state. I say 'think' because all of them I've seen on social media are with a dude now. Who knows, maybe they ARE into girls and just continue to suppress it. I hope they are all happy with their choices." I give a little shrug like it's no big deal.

Haley has a look of horror on her face. She brings her hand on top of her head, smooths back her hair and puts her other hand on her hip.

"I can't believe I acted like that, oh my Yoba." she puts her face into her hands and takes a deep breath.

"Don't worry, I won't tell Alex. I know you guys aren't together right now, but just in case you guys get back together or anything..." I give her a reassuring pat on her shoulder.

She raises her face from her hands and gives me the most judgmental, but sympathetic look and starts chuckling. "Respectfully...you are really dumb, Danny."

#haley x female farmer #sdv #haley stardew #sdv fanfic #stardew valley #stardew #stardew fanfic #stardew valley haley #stardew valley haley fanfic #haley fanfic #sdv haley fanfic #sdv haley #stardew haley #haley x farmer #lgbtq #wlw yearning #wlw #sapphic #sapphic yearning #lesbian #pelican town #fanfic #stardew valley fanfic #stardew farmer #farmer #sdv farmer #stardew valley farmer #haley sdv #haley stardew valley #haley

[atomicc]

Dead End Paranormal Park was really good but not just because it had a trans main character. It's because the fact that he's trans is an important and plot driving part of the show. The show would not work if he wasn't trans, and didn't have those moments where him being trans is front and center. It's incredibly important to the plot, not just a side note. The other main character is autistic, which once again, is a major plot point and the show would not work without that part of her. It's who she is! And the show doesn't shy away from that! The reason this representation is so important here is because the show is actually about its characters and their backgrounds, their 'minority traits' aren't just thrown in for points, it's legitimately part of their character. It's the most seen by a show I've ever felt, to the point where some moments genuinely hurt. Hurt in a good way, a way where I felt like my experiences were understood by someone. Don't pass this one off just because other shows don't use their lgbt and neurodivergent rep well. It's utterly and completely about them. As well as having a fun plot about ghosts and demons and HELL LET IT RAIN BLOOD AND BONES

#dead end paranormal park #I can't overstate how impressed I am #Good show. #Not my favorite show ever but genuinely genuinely good show. #Srry 4 getting serious teehee #😈

[socialistexan]

Holy shit, could you imagine if David fucking Bowie was not only on Doctor Who but played one of the most over the top campy characters in the shows history in one of the greatest stories the show has ever made?

I would have killed to see this.

For reference if you haven't seen Caves of Androzani (which you should, even if you don't care about Doctor Who, it is must watch Sci-Fi), Sharez Jek is mad scientist who molded in the type of the Phantom of the Opera and is clad head to toe in leather that resembles fetish gear

I would have lost my mind over this.

#the caves of androzani #doctor who #david bowie #please understand Caves of Androzani is genuinely one of my all time favorites stories it is so fucking good and came totally out #of nowhere at the end of a pretty mediocre season of the show #and right before the show collapsed in on itself in the mid-80's #the serial directly after Caves the twin dilemma is imo the worst thing the show has ever put out #so it went from the best to nearly the worst ever

[anchoredgalaxy]

a court of silver flames gets the award for book where i've said "god i wish everyone in this book would die" the most

#and i've read fucking gone girl so that's a real award. (the difference is that gone girl is actually good) #anti acosf #i guess? i know there's like. etiquette for this #i just need to get this out trying to get through this audiobook is like pulling teeth #anti acotar #anti sjm #just in case #lol #except for nesta because i want her to kill someone. i just want her to do it. how the fuck does this end with her geting with cassian he #has zero fucking redeeming qualities #he's stupid he's fucking mean he's bad at his job he berates nesta every other page #don't get me started on rhysand the only way this series can be redeemed for me is if he explodes into blood. #genuinely my least favorite character in anything ever and it's all because this series spends its narrative jacking him off #anyway im goin gmental wish me LUCK #oh wait #anti cassian #anti rhysand #is this how this works i hope so if this shows up in an improper place uhhh i apologize

[p4nishers]

crowley better wife up aziraphale and FAST bc i'm always out there, lurking around. i'm pacing myself, and can lurk for the rest of the night if necessary, with still enough sullen menace left for a final burst of lurking around dawn. watch out girlie pop.

#that line is honestly one of my favorites from the show #anyway im genuinely like insane for aziraphale and i would do anything at all for him and some loser ass snake could not stop me (we're #literally the same person and if we'd ever get into a fight it would end w us getting drunk and either crying pitifully abt az or ranting #abt how there's something definitely shifty about dolfins) #i love him so much i wisj he was real #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #good omens s2 #good omens season 2 #azicrow

[audhd-nightwing]

rereading good omens is healing honestly

i love the show ofc but the book is just SO. GOOD. and the writing style is mwah mwah mwah and the footnotes? amazing hilarious arguably one of the best things about the book

the inner thoughts of characters and the way they are described? crowley “who did not so much Fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards” ?? truly one of my all time favorite books

#good omens #good omens show #good omens book #neil gaiman #terry pratchett #booklr #book recs #go fandom #crowley good omens #pls read it it’s genuinely so so good #probably my favorite writing style EVER #bookblr

[ghostbustermelanieking]

..... yeah, there's a reason the lighthouse metaphor in ofmd appeals to me so heavily

#actually it's just. the reason the show itself appeals so heavily to me. outside of it just genuinely being a good show lmao #trips to the north carolina coast as a child fueled an obsession with lighthouses and pirate history (yeah we learned about blackbeard #in school and stede bonnet too) #one of my favorite places in the world is the town that now exists in the spot where stede bonnet was captured #(and ofc im not trying to glorify the real guys i just like history!!) #but yeah lmao i have a bunch of pictures of me in the spots where sb got captured and blackbeard got killed and their ships were run aground #and the musuem where the queen annes revenge is #ANYWAYS. i have a lighthouse problem. my first tattoo will prob be a lighthouse #also sidenote the lighthouse stede and mary get married beside is the ugliest fucking lighthouse ive ever seen #and ive seen skeleton lighthouses #some college friends referred to oak island lighthouse as cigarette butt lighthouse

[doofnoof]

They weren't lying, those Re: Dracula wedding vows can Make Me Cry Until I Feel Sick

It's just. Mina's love for Jonathan, the way he pledges his life to her and she thinks he's still delirious when he is in fact saying he's gone through hell and he'd do it again, all for Mina. The way that when he flung himself from Castle Dracula, he wanted to think only of Mina, and said his goodbyes to her more than he did anybody else in his life, more than even his father figure.

And she doesn't yet know the extent of it, but she feels the very same way for him, and the fact that later in the story she goes through the same hell Jonathan went through to protect him, and for what Dracula does to Mina, Jonathan intends to kill the thing he was previously unable to kill for his own sake, and pledges to follow Mina into hell because he loves her. She's finally his wife, and he's her husband, and they want so badly to move forwards. Imagine how they must feel. Mina thought Jonathan had died and that she'd lost him forever, and Jonathan thought he would die in Castle Dracula and never see Mina again. But Jonathan survived, and now their fears are all swept away because the thing they most want in life is eachother, and now they have it.

Love is real in this Chili's tonight. Pure, flawless love, and I am shaking and crying. I wish that Lucy, who is so unbelievably sweet and kind-hearted, could have the same luck that Jonathan and Mina had, and that her life with Arthur would be filled with the kind of love, joy, peace and devotion the Harkers find in each other, and I am devastated to know that the rest of Lucy's life is going to be torturous at best.

#bug barks #dracula #re: dracula #this is the first time I've ever listened to/read the original Dracula and I wish I had listened sooner #the voice acting is phenomenal #and the story itself is so much better than I could've ever imagined #I have to say Seward and Renfield are my favorite part #whenever I hear the medical malpractice warning I sit and cross my legs and giggle because I'm about to listen to Seward #scratch his head about Renfield while Renfield does his own thing. A Kitten!! A little sleek PLAYFUL Kitten that I can Play with and Teach. #And Feed. And Feed. And Feed. #I wish my thoughts were more coherent here but I am ACTUALLY crying as I type this and keep having to wipe the screen free of tears to #continue typing. it just all clicked for me how deeply Jonathan and Mina love eachother right then #bravo to Mina's VA #show stopping performance. I will never ever get over it #Isabel Adomakoh Young is genuinely like. I implore every single one of my mutuals with even a passing interest in horror to give Re: #Dracula a chance. it's So Good #every single VA gives it their all but it's not Hammy in the slightest. it's refreshing and moving. give it a try y'all ;0;

[hellonoblesky]

would you recommend hannibal to someone else? i honestly am very invested in all the gifs and everything you reblog but it's occurred to me i don't actually know anything about the show's premise i only know about the gay people and the cannibalism

YES. YES. GOD. ITS LIKE THE MOST PERFECT SHOW I'VE EVER EVER WATCHED. I GENUINELY FEEL IT IS THE SHOW OF ALL TIME. IT HAS ME HOOK LINE AND SINKER. THE SYMBOLISM THROUGHOUT THE SHOW IS BEAUTIFUL. THE SCRIPTS ANS LINES ARE MIND BLOWING. IT'S FROM 2013 AND THEY GOT AWAY WITH CANON GAY LOVE. THERE'S SYMBOLISM IN THE FORESHADOWING THAT YOU WONT REALIZE UNTIL A SEASON LATER. ITS SO. ITS SO. ITS SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DOn't watch it if you're squeamish in like any capacity though. Because the gory bits are VERY plot relevant !! Also be prepared for all types of gore shit gets a little quirky in the cannibalism show,,

#turtledove answers #GOD. ITS SO SO GOOD #ITS SO INCREDIBLY GOOD #LIKE ITS GENUINELY MY FAVORITE SHOW EVER

[lighthouseas]

manifesting gumball to win that poll because no one gets him like i do and i say he deserves to win so that means he needs to win

#/hj #i've been. watching a lot of tawog to distract myself from the lack of st content #i think it might be my 2nd favorite show . ever #but anyways like. something i adore about gumball is he is portrayed as this sarcastic little shit and he IS but he's also genuinely a #Good Guy. like he tries his best. he did all of that shit for penny even though he didn't need to. and yes it ended in her being pissed at #him but he still went to all of that effort to write the clues n stuff #and he loved her with and without her shell. and he defended her from her (asshole) dad #bro loves his gf #AND he's family oriented like he loves darwin and anais to the point where he was willing to dive into a fucking VOID to save them #he went to a literal dump to look for his baby sister who hated his guts #he formed a soul bond with darwin #he loves his parents even if they're. Like That #he loves sarah even though she's creepy and he's besties with carrie even though she's darwin's gf and he's protective of him #like YES HE IS A LITTLE SHIT!! but under all of that he Genuinely Cares. and i love that about him so so much. #blorbo material 🙄 #ok sorry for rambling #tawog #<- filter if u don't wanna see me being Like This #bee.txt

[belanova]

Reblog if you have "Gordiho gostosinho Best program in the world, every other program is full of shit, gordiho gostosinho we are all happy welcome to my show" stuck in your head now

#qsmp #agentemaxo #why is that theme so good #it is genuinely my favorite show ever and not enough people talk about it #i will become a gordiho gostosinho blog if i have t #my blog full of niches in here

[guccigarantine]

I love drag kings so much

#like all drag is good and wonderful #but at every drag king show I’ve ever gone to it’s like 95% people doing the weirdest shit you’ve ever seen #so few drag kings have 100% serious/sexy acts and it’s my favorite thing #seeing people play with gender in a way that isn’t trying to be conventionally attractive is soooo important #I love seeing people be utterly weird and goofy with masculinity it’s so healing #I wish drag kings were more common #it’s really hard to explain how it feels to someone who hasn’t seen it before #there was at performer at the show I saw last night in like an austin powers looking suit #and had fake buck teeth who has a smoke machine inside their pants so when they up zipped them smoke came out #and then after the show they got on stage and cried about how personal this was to them #and it’s like yeah #being silly with gender can actually be SO personal genuinely

[ban-joey]

im fine. sorry for the andor spam. im fine and normal and not losing my shit about the last episode being in a few days. im totally okay with that. it’s fine

#god they start filming the 2nd season TOMORROW #asking cassian andor's hand in marriage #mr luna you are nearly twice my age. offer still stands tho #sorry for being insane about your character though in my defense. the show is just so fucking good #every time cassian does something competent im like. thats my fucking BOY right there #literally my favorite character in star wars ever. ever ever ever. #im so happy with this show im so glad everyone has had fun working on it and has done so well #look at this thing you made. look how it easily surpasses every other star wars media. i want to give everyone who worked on it a kiss #I AM SO NORMAL #i forgot what it was to like. really enjoy star wars. to feel genuine excitement about it #it's really nice #andor

[izloveshorses]

as many flaws as this show has, the way they handled raven’s disability was so well done. like yeah, she did suffer more than necessary, but the little nuances of her coping and relearning how to do her job/live her life with a paralyzed leg was handled, imo, very delicately and realistically, without compromising her character or reducing her to just a disabled girl. not very many shows manage that balance well, if at all, so to this day i’m still impressed and moved by raven’s journey through this.

#raven reyes #the 100 #iz watches t100 #i hate giving this show genuine praise sometimes but man this was so good #and she's still one of my favorite tv characters ever