#NSFA

[tsuwumugiaowoba]

#rei sakuma #kanata shinkai #wataru hibiki #shu itsuki #watarei #enstars #ensemble stars #nsfa

[krysmcscience]

MOGUS ART DUMP TIME

Have you ever wondered what would happen if Brown, Red, and Green raised a kid together? Probably, because there's no fuckin' way that kid would end up normal by any stretch of the word, and it would be absolutely hilarious to watch the assured family drama unfold.

Have you ever wondered what would happen if the kid they raised came from an entirely different canon universe altogether? Probably not, but that's what's about to happen in this fukken post, because in an alternate timeline, the kid these three adopted turned out to be Shio. (Yes, that Shio - the one whose canonical appearance typically requires a Body Horror warning. If you want additional context about who tf Shio is, there’s a simple summary of them in this post (some of the deets for other characters is, kinda outdated or wildly inaccurate now, ahaha, C A M), or you can read the WIP for the novel they’re from here. Although, there’s some good or bad news if you take the latter route, depending: Shio doesn’t show up until the end of chapter three, and you already have hella spoilers going in, LOL.)

That being said, get ready for some family photos of our favorite trio of gay space pirates, who have managed to accidentally adopt an impostor baby from a whole other universe, which is a totally normal and average thing to happen to anyone ever, no big deal. Pay no attention to the fact that their brand new impostor baby used to be a literal war criminal, one who attempted to rage-quit life so hard over being dumped that the creation deity of their universe took one long look at them and decided, 'Ya know what would be funny? Resetting this piece of shit back to Babby Status without any memories whatsoever of who they used to be, and then tossing them out into space for a trio of some of the biggest chaosmongers in this other reality’s existence to stumble across and adopt because they think they've just found some weird cute animal, rather than a fully sapient being that is going to molt into what looks like a human baby in a little less than two years. That would be So Fucking Funny and it needs to happen Right Now.'

'Look at how tiny and cute and huggable this lil guy is, surely they will stay this way forever~' Oh, Brown, you poor sweet naive little man. Shio's only three here, they've got plenty of time to grow. >:3c

Plenty of time to grow and decide that they're more of a 'he' than a 'they' this time around, even.

Sweet/sad fact about Brown - he refuses to allow a child of his to go without love and support because of the way he lacked those things growing up (and in general). Hilarious fact about Brown to follow that up with, though - that does not mean he will be responsible and NOT put his all into teaching his child to become a notorious space pirate just like him (with - of course - the Full Backing of Green and Red). So, Shio might not become a war criminal, per se, but, uh. He is Definitely still gonna wind up becoming a criminal. <:]

Yes, Red's shirt says 'Puppy Cannon', and it is indeed a reference to 'Party Cannon', why do you ask? Shio's shirt, meanwhile, says 'Squish Bab', whereas Brown's says 'I woke up like this (48 hours ago)', and Green's gauges have 'BlaXk HUle' on them. (Crinkle assures me it's pronounced the same as 'black hole', and while my brain understands this logically, my eyeballs still have doubts.)

'Well, Shio has gotten bigger and taller than me despite him only being 13, but surely he won't get any bigger than this, right???' Keep dreaming, Brown, this isn't even Shio's final form size.

Has Shio already accompanied his parents on several heists and raids on MIRA property while in some manner of disguise by now? Not according to any of Devon's paperwork. Which Shio helps with on a consistent basis to give his parents some alone time. And who wouldn't trust the beloved Admiral's part-time assistant~? He's such a calm, quiet, and responsible young man~ ;) Pay no mind to the fact that, against Red's wishes and to Green's not-so-secret delight, Shio and Brown have recently and very intentionally caused a full-blown society-wide panic back in Shio's old universe, thanks in part to them learning about his past life and making a series of videos on social media entitled 'Shio Survived So Get Ready For ~Kill All Humanity PART TWO~ LOL'.

In case it's not fully legible, Brown's shirt reads 'I went to another universe and all I stole was my *awesome kid* (and 50 thousand dollars) ... (and a car)'. Meanwhile, Green's 'Slutstomper' gauges are in reference to an absolutely raunchy electropop band from Shio's ex-universe. Red's shirt will be revealed in the next photo, and I can assure you, he does not understand what it means the way Green and Brown do, and it was all Green's idea because he just has, you know. So much class.

'I can't believe my son can lift and carry all three of his parents like it's nothing now. I'm so mad, yet I couldn't be prouder.' People who knew Shio before they got reset tried to warn you that they were an Absolute Unit, Brown, but you didn't listen. This is what happens when you don't listen. 23 years later, you wind up with an adoptive son who can easily pick up not just you, but both of your boyfriends along with you.

Has Shio gone back for another visit to their old universe with Brown by now to fake going on a Kill All Humans crusade for the sake of causing more mass panic? ...Maybe. Did they trick Devon into letting them borrow one of his ships for this endeavor? ...Possibly. Did Red end up so furious that he made both of them do three months of community service to make up for it afterward, and banned them from letting Green go along to help them properly socialize? Well, yes - absolutely yes, in fact - but to be fair, they both knew Green would have spent most of his time there being a slutty menace and flirting with everyone, anyway, and neither of them wanted to have to deal with that. They were already being punished as it was (by having to help a bunch of needy people with a smile), so, no need to make it worse for themselves.

Brown's 'Stabby Babby' shirt definitely features an angry baby holding a knife on it, but Shio's arms are in the way because he's Just That Massive. Also, I apologize for Green and Brown (but mostly myself) for allowing that Pupknot shirt to exist on poor innocent Red. In Shio's defense, he has crafted a very solid mental block around what the joke is and thus Also does not understand what it means. And in my own defense, after coming up with two other puppyfied metal band names, how could I resist the horrible joke that would come out of doing the same to Slipknot? (Okay, that's less of a defense and more of an outright admission of guilt.) As for Green's decals and patches, if anyone wants to see the full-size versions of them for whatever reason, let me know, because I put an absurd amount of work into them, and I want a reason beyond my own fragile artist ego to compile them all into a single cohesive image. Also, in regards to the 'VB' on Green's gauges and one of his patches, it stands for 'Video Bois', which is sort of an AU-canon term for their polycule (video cables = RGB = Red, Green, Brown).

Oh, wait, what's that eldritch creature way off in the background, you ask?

...

Don't worry about it. :)

#among us #art #fanart #original characters #only shio is mine lol #crinklytinfoil #NSFA #brown is the supportive dad #green is the cool dad #and red is the sweet dad #they are Excellent Parents and yet - at the same time - Terrible Parents XD #their child is loved and supported and taken care of #their child is also a terrifying force of a space pirate who likes to play Secret Mind Games with their targets #still better than what COULD have happened with shio tho #because i cannot stress this enough #they were a Literal War Criminal in their past life #also i actually did not realize the implicit What The Fuck in the Pupknot joke until i was already halfway done with the logo WHOOPS XD

[gayshadowgov]

Penis blast eenie

Penis blast meanie

With my final penis blast, I free the penis genie

#penis blast #nsfa #dick jokes

[bladerbunny]

Anything NSFW for our b-boys, please, we’re starving 😩😂

AND MAMA IS HERE TO FEED YOU A LITTLE MORSEL I APOLOGIZE.

WARNING 18+ UNDER CUT

VVVVVVVVVVVV

The B-Boys and some of their favorite sexy time pillow talk phrases.

Tala, the cocky but reassuring lover

- "look at what you do to me."

-"I love it when you moan my name

- "open your mouth"

-"like what you see, don't you?"

-"don't worry, I'll take care of you

Kai, possessive and direct

-"the only way you are getting off is on my thigh

-“i’m going to fuck your so hard you’re going to forget that other person's name"

-"Strip. Now."

-"don’t cover you’re face, i want to see you”

-"you’re so beautiful all spread out like this… just for me”

-“if you don’t like my teasing why are you moaning”

- "I've been waiting for this all day"

Bryan, It's all fun and games

-“let me give you a reason to stay in bed”

-“don’t give me that look”

-"first one to make noises loses”

-"there is no way anyone is that innocent”

-"come and sit on my face and i’ll show you how much i missed you”

-“i want you to touch yourself”

Spencer, the gentle giant

-“it’s been along day why don’t we help each other unwind”

-"tell me where you want me to touch you first. "

-"love it when your hands are all over me"

-“what? does that feel good”

-"lay back and let me take care of you for now"

-"I can't ever get enough of you, you know that?"

#the blitzkreig boys #tala valkov #kai hiwatari #spencer #bryan kuznetsov #beyblade #nsfa #spicy

[proficgen]

Yeah uh

anyway

cw kinda nsfa/w

#art of my own #shipcest #proship #homestuck #stridercest #brodave #or #dirkdave #idk pick your favorite #this was made w brodave in mind tho #proshipper safe #proshippers please interact #proshippers are valid #comship #anti anti #a​nti anti please interact #nsfa #nsfa mention

[mlmikey]

personally i think transfem! gerard should get transmasc! mikey pregnant. by accident. but they're both stealth so mikey freaks out and gee helps him navigate through the dysphoria of it all ♡

-waycesticles

oh yes please

#yes yes #waycest #mikey answers #nsfa #trans gerard #trans mikey

[catboy-joyfriend]

#nsfa #sorry

[green-lanterns-c0ck]

Guy and Hal would both be the worst people to have sex with because they would go "You can just use my name" every time you moaned out "oh god"

#which is why they should have sex with each other 😌 #green lantern #guy gardner #hal jordan #guyhal #nsfa

[tsuwumugiaowoba]

#hiyori tomoe #jun sazanami #ibara saegusa #nsfa #Ibahiyojun #enstars #ensemble stars

[krysmcscience]

New chapter for Breach, and a few little edits to prior chapters! Also I hope you like character interaction, because there is a heckin' lot of character interaction!!! OuO

Red is having such a day, lemme tell ya. (And it's only going to become more of a day the second he goes back into his dorm.)

Also, Ghost is back, and now y'all finally get to see him in his Normal Settings! (There is nothing normal about this stupid squishbaby.)

Has Shio been hiding some Knowledge ever since they first showed up? Maybe. Probably. Definitely. (And did they manage to be convincing about it in the process? I sure fucking hope so.)

#original writing #breach #among us #(technically) #i sure like puttin' my lil guys into Situations #NSFA #gonna be back in qīng's POV after this - probably for a while #but we'll see how things go - cuz i wasn't expecting to write this much in red's POV this early LMAO #it's necessary to establish a FEW things about impostors and plot for the audience tho so whatev XD #why did shio hide The Knowledge? #WHY INDEED ;) #...........................ok so they mostly did it for Sadism Funzies - that's barely even a spoiler #but i promise there is another different reason that actually IS a spoiler LOL

[hoarder-of-danmei]

CW: M-rated text, very light CNC themes.

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Xie Lian squirms under the weight of his husband.  “San Lang,” he gasps, arousal flooding his body at being pinned so thoroughly.

Hua Cheng transfers his wrists to one hand and slides the other down Xie Lian’s side.  “You really like this, don’t you,” he whispers.

“San Lang, don’t tease me,” Xie Lian whines, pressing his face into the bed.

“I would never,” Hua Cheng tells him, a grin in his voice, and continues exploring Xie Lian’s body with his free hand.

Xie Lian cants his hips down in search of relief, tugging at Hua Cheng’s grip.

“Does gege want to be released?” Hua Cheng asks with false concern, tightening his grip.

Xie Lian is incredibly aware of Hua Cheng’s weight on him, and how his wrists are held, and how it’s a ghost king, a Supreme, doing it.  He’d have to use his spiritual power to break free.

He moans at the thought, at the knowledge that he can faux-struggle all he wants and Hua Cheng won’t let him go.

Hua Cheng chuckles.  “Whatever gege wants,” he murmurs, and continues toying with Xie Lian’s skin.

Xie Lian melts under him, no more than a puddle of arousal.

#tgcf spoilers #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #fanfic #tgcf fanfic #fanfiction #my posts #my writing #nsfa #/bondage #/cnc

[vilepurity]

heyyy! full version is here

#vinceren #btd #nsfa #nsft #ren hana #ren btd #vincent metzger #btd vincent #orca art

[voices-of-my-brothers]

:3

Because I’m ridiculously predictable, could I ask for Echo and Fives with Wooley? Your choice whether it’s SFW or NSFW.

-Liz :3

Thank you for the message @eyayah-oya *flappy hands* I loooved writing this. I chose your Wooley to use as the Wooley in the middle of this Fives/Wooley/Echo sandwich. This is very very much NSFW so please don't interact if you're under 18, for the sanity of all of us.

20 minute sprint and I managed to get 419 words out. Very proud of myself. It's all below the keep reading link so that no one sees it if it's not their cup of tea.

Check out @eyayah-oya Wooley, he is such a beautiful clone! Liz has a Patreon with all her arty stuff on, if you can, check it out!

Ship: Echo/Fives/Wooley

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No warnings apply

Tags: Anal sex, cockwarming, blowjob, praise kink, no order 66, Cute thruple, clone deserve happiness

Wooley was squirming on the couch. He adored having something filling him up and the fact that he was sat on Fives cock whilst Echo was in a blissful daze cockwarming Wooley was enough to set Wooley’s nerves on fire. He wanted to move more against Fives, he wanted to feel Fives cock grazing against his prostate instead of just a constant pressure, but Fives had a tight arm around his chest, and the other hand was rested gently on his throat.

“You’re such a good boy for us Wooley,” Fives smiled, lips moving against Wooley’s exposed neck as he spoke. “You’re so sweet, all drawn out like you are. So warm around me and look how blissed out Echo is with your cock in his mouth.”

Echo hummed around Wooley’s cock in response to Fives’ comment and let his head bob, slowly, almost teasingly, and he dragged a low drawn out moan from Wooley’s throat. 

“Echo.” Wooley sobbed out with his moan and tangled his fingers in the lengthening curls of the head below him. He felt his fingers brush against the data ports on Echo’s head and smiled softly. All of the modifications to Echo’s body just showed the world how strong and amazing his partner was. He felt blessed to be included in their relationship, and blessed that he had been able to see Echo grow from the shy and timid man he had become post-capture to him becoming the sassy and amazingingly loving partner that was currently resting between his thighs.

Echo pulled back to catch his breath a second and sighed happily. He let his cheek fall to rest on Wooley’s thigh and looked up at his two amazing partners. Wooley was blissed out, golden tattoos shining in the low light of the main room of their apartment, head thrown back with his neck covered in hickies and bite marks from Fives’ wandering mouth. Echo used his flesh hand to lift Wooley’s right calf to rest it on his shoulder and then swallowed Wooley’s cock back down in one swift motion. 

Wooley let out a scream and bucked his hips harshly on Fives’ cock. Fives let out a groan and his eyes screwed shut at the motion of Wooley bouncing on his cock, but he put a stop to that quickly, arms moving to wrap around Wooley’s waist to stop the middle clone moving.

“Now,” Fives smiled and almost cackled as he held Wooley down. “I think we should bring this up a notch.”

#writing prompt #star wars #star wars the clone wars #clone/clone #cloneshipping #echo x fives #echo x fives x wooley #nsfa #saucies

[catboy-joyfriend]

adam shows up to elijah like this after the whole thing with sydney btw

#nsfa #ish #elijadam

[tbdyuri]

Why do proshippers use slurs ever minute & are racist/homophobic every chance they get

#nsfa

[tsuwumugiaowoba]

Happy 600+ followers! Have this ♡

#I am SO sorry. #nsfa #rinne amagi #niki shiina #nagisa ran #rei sakuma #shu itsuki #hiiro amagi #ibara saegusa #oh this is the awful part #rinniki #nagirinne #rinrei #rinneshu #don’t tag as any weird shit okay.