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#NOT THIS EPISODE MAKING ME A POSEIDON STAN
mydairpercabeth · 3 months
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See THIS is why I trust the writers because the whole point of the deadline passing was so we could SEE Poseidon surrendering for Percy. The show has given Poseidon a more active and loving role in Percys life. The gods pride would never let them surrender to one another. But Poseidon knew his brother wouldn’t spare his son’s life. And he knew the only thing that would spare his son’s life was him surrendering. ALSO FURTHER CEMENTING THAT PERCY IS HIS FAVORITE CHILD! The writers pens this episode>>>
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imomnba-x07 · 4 months
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EPISODES CAME OUT EARLY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
HERES MY THOUGHTS
SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY
EP 1
- GROVER YOU SWEET CUTIE
- also love that they changed up the office scene to give Percy more of a reason to be mad at Grover
- fight with Ms Dodds was a bit rushed but I think that was intentional for us to feel that same “wtf is happening” feeling Percy feels
- Sally enjoying the Rain, feeling it, feeling connected, was awesome. Such a great visual representation of her connection to Poseidon and the water
- “God? Like Jesus” CRYING ON THE FLOOR THAT WAS HILARIOUS
- “I’m actually 24” Grover. You. Adorable. Nervous. Scamp. Your killing me here 😭😭😭
- ANNABETHS LINE YEEEAAHHHHHH
- THE VISUALS ARE GEORGEUSSSSSSS
EPIODE 2
- ANNABETH SILHOUETTE OVER PERCYS BED RAHHHH
- DIONYSUS CLAIMING TO BE PERCYS DAD IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN ARE YOU KIDDING. ONLY EPISODE 2 AND THERES NO WAY THEY CAN TOP THAT SCENES COMEDY THE BAR HAS BEEN SET
- Percy burning the blue candy in hopes of being able to reach his mom and talk to her I am a puddle on the floor I’m deceased I am unwell
- the element of Glory was a genius factor for them to add and it’s makes the characters choices hold so much more value. Everyone has a clear motive at camp now because of Glory and it’s just- MY GOD it’s such a good addition to drive characters actions.
- love that they made Luke and Annabeths relationship a clear sibling dynamic, much better then Annabeths crush in the books
- CLARISSE YOU DID WONDERFULLY AND CAN DO NO WRONG IN MY EYES IM SUCH A STAN
- ANNABETH READING PERCY LIKE A BOOK AND BEING SO SOCIALLY AWKWARD AND ALSO LOOKING AT HIM LIKE 🤨 PLEEEASSSEEEEE THAT WAS SO GOOD
- ANNABETH CALLING PERCY SUNSHINE???? ARE YOU KIDDING ME THAT WAS SO- OH MY GOD
- love that you can visibly see the adrenaline take over whenever Percy fights. His face shows you he doesn’t fully understand how he’s doing this but his body’s natural instincts kick in and it’s just 🤌🏽✨
- ANNABETH PUSHING PERCY INTO THE WATER BECAUSE SHE NEW HE WAS THE ONE TRULY 6 STEPS AHEAD OF EVERYONE
1000000/10 INCREDIBLE PHENOMENAL SHOW-STOPPING AMZING NEVER THE SAME COMPLETELY UNIQUE
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webanglikethat · 3 months
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oh well … I just finished the episode and as a luke stan, this hurt in every single way and angle.
there’s a lot I could say (and I will) but I want to focus on how, during the confrontation Luke doesn’t act like your typical storybook villain. there's no malicious smirk, no sinister laughter, no scornful remarks about Percy's trust. there is no “I can’t believe you trusted me” or berating in any way. he doesn't belittle or exude confidence; instead, he stands devoid of arrogance, pleading.
he is there, and he’s begging him. he’s pleading him to understand. because they walked on the same path. they lost their mothers to a God. and sure, you could argue that Sally never described Poseidon as a monster and neither did May. but I wonder, to what extent can the love of a profound being envelop you without sculpting you into a poignant victim of its depth? “trust me I know” and it’s the second time Luke agrees when Percy talks about his mother. he knows, he’s been there. history - fate - is repeating itself. he can’t stop it, he tried with his mom. but he is still trying and trying and trying. he tried so desperately, to alter the narrative etched in the stars, to rewrite the script that destiny had penned. but it didn’t work back then. but maybe this time …?
when I say I’m thinking about the parallels between Percy and Luke I mean I am thinking about their relationships with their parents, with their mothers, with how their fathers left their mothers (albeit Poseidon’s actions didn’t make Sally go insane) and thinking about how everything Percy does is because of and for his mother and thinking about how Luke sees himself in Percy and thinking about how Luke never got to have the type of relationship with his mom that Percy has with his because of the gods and I’m thinking of how home is the first place you learn to run from, and how losing faith in your father is like losing faith in a God. but what when he’s both? and I think of how Percy almost lost his mom because of the gods. I think of their shared pain, one fighting for the love he has and the other for the love he lost. 
and oh, the hesitancy to pull a sword on Percy. he still saw Percy as his brother. they could’ve been a family, all of them. him, Percy, Annabeth. they could’ve been one happy family, without the burden of their parents, the constant quests, the fighting, the dying.
because, imagine this. you are seventeen and coming back from a failed quest that your father tossed at you like trash, with a scar that will forever be imprinted on your face. the gods, once the pillars of your purpose, have now withdrawn their interest, rendering you a discarded pawn in their divine game. and the realization strikes like a thunderbolt – you are useless to them. you are useless. years of training and fighting and bleeding until you were on your knees, yet you are of no use to them. so who are you then? and despite all of this, the younger campers still look up to you. and you see it in their faces how they still yearn for a chance to embark on a quest themselves, to be chosen, to catch the fleeting attention of their unknown godly parent. and there you are as you realize that their highest aspirations are to put their lives at risk while running an errand for a parent that does not care and will never care. they hope that in death, they’ll get the recognition they didn’t get alive. and some souls, still to this day, yearn for the acknowledgment that eluded them in the realm of the living.
so truly, you can’t be mad at Luke for thinking “do the gods find pleasure in our begging? does the aroma of our need, our desire, our pleas, not reach the pantheon of the heavens, or do you simply choose to turn away?” because wouldn’t you be filled with fury too? wouldn’t you want a better world? wouldn’t you too be easy to manipulated by a titan?
he didn’t betray Percy, he wanted a better world for them both, for all of them. but Percy betrayed him the moment he mentioned his father, this mention became an unwitting weapon, inflicting a pain that would forever bleed. this cut deeper than his own scar. he could’ve had it all. but he lost it again. and why does no one understand him? someone please understand him. he’s not going insane, why can’t anyone else see it?
the gods, in their relentless whims, have cruelly drained the essence of their youth, offering hollow promises of glory that crumble into the tragic reality of sacrifice and unending celestial burdens. the gods are the ones who shattered it all, but they hate Luke Castellan. it’s always him, isn’t it? first he couldn’t achieve that damned quest and now he wasn’t able to save what mattered the most in the end. his family. again.
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Finale!! Let’s go!! (Gonna write as I watch)
1)The scene with Luke was so cute but also a little creepy. What was up with that?? Also!! The initial narration of episode 1 is Percy quoting Luke?!?! My heart, I love them so much 🥺
2)Omg!! The fight was good af! Did... did Walker's eyes change color???? Not Ares trying to kill them with his " true form" as a last resort, sore loser.
3) mom??? Bro, you just saw her statue in the Underworld.... holy shit!!! Mrs. Dodds!!! The helm looks cool af ngl. Percy is so cool, like damn. Oh, yeah, the deadline passed, which means Poseidon & Zeus are definitely at war!!! That's what started WW2?!?! Gods being petty bitches... damn... He's done running from monsters 😭 (I love the implication that Zeus is a monster. You're right and you should say it.) Annabeth gave him her necklace 😭😭😭, that's so cute. An email, Grover 😂😂
4) That's one way to get Zeus's attention, damn. Just dropped the bolt in front if the doorman 😂😂. What do mortals see when they see the bolt??
5) Olympus looks cool af!! Oh, Luke & Percy again! Annabeth is terrified of spiders! Things that are small and scary get squished. Oh Luke is in his big brother mentor era!! Love to see it!
6) the council room!! The thrones look cool af, I can't wait to see all of the God's sitting on it! Oh, I have no idea how they're going to replace the actor, he is perfect as Zeus!! Yes!! Read him to filth Percy!!!! Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poseidon surrended for Percy 😭😭😭😭, I'm- Oh, Toby Stephens always eat. Omg!!! They're speaking Greek!! Is it Greek Greek or ancient Greek. Does anyone speak ancient Greek. Everyone?? What are Apollo, Artemis, Dionysus, and Demeter??? 😭
7) Percy and Poseidon!! Omg! Patrus 😭😭. Poseidon's smile about Sally... Bro... Ares is a moron 😂😂 (they've done the family vibe of the Olympians so well! 😂). Answer the question, Poseidon!!! Do you dream about her!?!?!
8) I wonder if thet planted that tree specifically to be Thalia's tree or if they just found a cool tree they liked lol. They hugged!! Holy shit, Clarisse is still here??? What is happening?!?!?
9) Luke being a responsible leader! We stan!! Annabeth being all cool, I see her!
10) fireworks! So cool!! The mommy issues in Luke are through the roof. Wait does Luke look like he's crying?? Wait what??? What do you mean she didn't???? Wait what?!?! Wtf. Luke?!?! No. LUKE SAY SOMEGHING! NOT THAT!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?! HOLY SHIT. IM CRYING. NO.
Oh, he's making some good points. This are some valid points. Episode 1 Percy would be eating this up ngl. I mean, not to be a bitch, but like... Luke sounds like those girls that have been groomed... all like "he loves me! He's gonna take care of me!" Like... are you sure???
Are they trying their best Percy?? Are they really?? I'm not an expert, but maybe don't mention his dad to the kid you know has daddy issues, if you don't want him to kill you, just a thought. I kinda of want Percy to say he's and go apeshit on the Gods ngl. He apologized for hurting Luke 😭😭😭. Wait, what??? Annabeth!! No!! 😭😭😭 she heard everything, Luke's face, my heart 😭😭😭 I was not ready for all of this emotion
11) Armed escort lol. He doesn't want you dead, he wants you next to him. Very persuasive... sounds manipulative to me.... Mr D! He's funny af. I'm 90% sure it's Peter😂. I don't think so 😂. Kicking them all out, I can't, bro...
12) Annabeth is going to see her dad?!?! Omg her hair looks so cute!! Her talking to Thalia's tree is cute. Her dad is taking her to Disney world 😭😭. Percy telling her to be a kid 😭😭😭 Grover is gonna search for Pan!! Percy is gonna help him search the seas!! (The next one is called sea of monsters right?? Maybe that's the "main quest"???) The hug!!! 😭
13) I hadn't realized it earlier, the beach is Montauk!! Where his mom went missing! It's the beach house they came to. She's here!!!! Look at her!!!! 😭😭 hugging her baby boy 😭😭wait what??? No, Sally!! Where are you?!?! Wait, is that kronos?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? Is he sassying time itself?!?!!?! Bro.... 😭😂😭😂😂 what does he mean?!?!?! What?!?!
14) Sally!!!!!! She's here!!! The fact that he's only just starting 7th grade is wild... he's baby. Percy calling Kronos grandpa, I can't 😂😂. Sally is done with Percy's shit , I can't. "Kronos, Lord of the Titans, said that?" I love her 😂
15) blue pancakes?? They look good af ngl. It's a storm!! Poseidon is also there for Percy's first day of school 🥺. Didn't percy have a step-dad?? The asshole one? What happened to him??
16) oh, there he is. What an asshole. Sally changed the locks 😂. Good for her!! What a dick. Wait.. is that.... is that Medusa??? Omg! Holy shit!! That's hilarious!! 😂😂 good riddance!!!
I have no words. I need a new season now!!! This was by far my new favorite episode!! I love this so much!!! I'm heart broken. I need more!!!
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til-f · 4 months
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Episode 4 thoughts (spoilers)
This was by far my favorite episode.
the bonding scene on the train was refreshing. Like, we needed that.
In general I like the dream sequences. I like tiny percy. The beginning swim lesson bit with percy and sally I didn't like as much, mostly because *surprise* I like that Percy Jackson is the son of Poseidon, and I thought it was annoying that they added that scene without us witnessing some tiny percy powers. But that's just me.
I miss the poodle scene. "I said hello to the poodle."
I wish so badly that percy was the subject of the nation wide man-hunt. Like, that was one of the reasons why this quest is AWESOME. Plus, it brings nasty gabe back to the picture. I have a feeling that they aren't going to kill him in the show. Probably sally will just leave him. Wah
I liked when they ran from the train. Like yeah, they're freaking demigods. They're gonna look a little odd most of the time.
I liked echidna. I liked her and the chimera. I get tired of the long ass monologues by the villains. Like, just fight already. Or give me some action. there's so much cool stuff to add from the book that I literally don't care about echidna except for the fact that she calls her chimera "sonny" and also that she tells percy to "prove his bloodline" as he dangles from the arch, laughing at him because he doesn't believe Poseidon will save him.
I liked how Annabeth started talking about architecture. Changing the plot so that the arch was a temple that monsters couldn't enter, and she pissed off athena by mailing the gorgon head... like, that did nothing for me. but okay.
I liked the bit about the centaurs being a metaphor for the plains' buffalo, and the emphasis on the plains tribes. South Dakota is my home and out here we stan.
I liked how percy tricked them and made them go down the elevator. that's some good percy vibes right there. props to the team, lol.
The fight scene with the chimera was lame, but at this point, who's surprised. Also, I literally cannot deal with how lame they made riptide. LIKE SERIOUSLY. THIS WILL BUG ME TILL THE END OF TIME. GIVE HIM A REAL FUCKING SWORD. IT LOOKS SO STUPID. sigh. okay.
The scene of percy falling from the arch was dope.
The scene in the mississippi was cool (so far). I really want the bit where he takes the old wet plastic wraps and lights them on fire. But I doubt it will happen considering that in the previews for next week, I see annabeth hugging a very wet percy. Sigh.
I want percy powers. give them to me! I feel like the writers are somewhat undermining percy as the main character and it's driving me a little nuts. I looooovveeeeedddd leah's performance (all of them) in this episode, but there really are a lot of bits where it doesn't feel like percy is this singular threat, who stole the fucking lightning bolt. THEY HAVEN'T EVEN MENTIONED THE LIGHTNING BOLT AGAIN. the gods think he's a fucking thief, and there's a whole ass mystery to solve . whatever.
Simply saying that percy is the "forbidden child" doesn't make it so, when all the monsters are so fixated on annabeth, or literally ANYTHING but the quest. it's kinda weird.
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luckycheesefoodie321 · 3 months
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UNFILTERED REACTIONS TO PJO SHOW EPISODE 8: yes, spoilers. No, coherence.
LUKE SAYING THE LINES???? LUKE SAYING THE LINE!!!!
Ok but it’s so important we see Luke teaching Percy swordsmanship bc having the best swordsman in camp teach him is so important to his development as a warrior.
Also what a stellar move bringing Luke purposefully for the final ep and making him the first words. All those Luke stans are either in euphoria or they’re hella suspicious
Ok but that was some solid fight choreography and Percy sweeping Ares out with a mf tidal wave was fun. Get wrecked by a twelvie Ares!!!
Oooh true form Ares!
And at least he’s true to his word.
“Please” why was that so sweet??
“We know who Ares and Clarisse are working for” STILL. EVEN NOW. HE STILL DOESNT ONOW.
AHHHH ANNABETH GIVING PERCY HER NECKLACE AND GROVER ACTING THE THIRD WHEEL
“Couldnt this be an email?”
“Where’s the glory in that?”
Hmm Olympus needs to be more gold but then we’re heading into Asgard territory??
LUKEEEE. Letting Percy conclude demigods are pawns for the gods to break rules and also showing his own thinking that he is scary but he’s fed up with being small.
Was so busy looking for Poseidon’s fishing chair that I straight up didn’t see Zeus
Lance Reddick!!!
Idk if it’s Lance Reddick’s natural timbre or special effects but there’s a rumble under his voice
DAMN PERCY BOUTTA DISH DIRT ON ZEUS BEING A SHIT DAD AND PATRIARCH. TELL IT LIKE IT IS PERCY
POSEIDON
Lmao Zeus was boutta smite his ass
Jovial beach dad energy isn’t quite there but we make do. This is pathetic Poseidon protecting his son
“We’ll declare my swift and crushing victory” YOU PETTY ASS JOCK OLDER BROTHER and the way Poseidon sighed like an annoyed little brother
This conversation is everything to me. And they’re both doing so well.
I’m half a mind that oh yes the show Poseidon is absolutely choked up by emotion at how much he dreams about Sally and the other half is “well I do dream about her but not the dreams I should share with my twelve year old son”
And then dude didn’t answer
Oof not a soft landing Poseidon
NOT THE SILHOUETTE OF PERCY AND THALIA’S TREE
ARE THOSE THE STOLL BROTHERS?!?? LOOK AT THEIR LIL FACES!!!
LUKEEEE
Oh god it’s gonna happen but there’s a whole half an episode left????
HOW YOU FEELING LUKE DEFENDERS???
Lowkey given how much they emphasised it, dude has a point. But againnn Percy showing himself and how he’s a foil to Luke (SEE THAT LUKE SAID THE LINES AT THE START) he can see the good in the gods even if they suck as a whole
Also Backbiter!!
BUT ALSO THE DEVASTATION ON LUKE’S FACE WHEN ANNABETH CAUGHT HIM AND HIM SWITCHING BETWEEN PERCY AND ANNABETH AND KNOWING HE’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO CONVINCE HER TO JOIN HIM AT THIS TIME
Putting that emphasis on their relationship so the final prophecy hits that much harder
And Oercy apologising in a life or death battle (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)
OH NO POISON SCORPION (as in there is none)
MR D YOU CANT GASLIGHT HIM INTO DOUBTING HIS REAL NAME XD
I was so caught up in how cool Annabeth’s hair looks that I missed the Seaweed Brain
Grover I’m so proud of you!!!
I won’t lie. That whole moment with the golden trio gave me the same energy the end of the first Harry Potter movie used to give me with the “I’m not going home. Not really” with the swelling music and the huggg
BUT ALSO GROVER YOU AINT GONNA BE THERE
IM SORRY WTF WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
I FORGET IF THEY EVER MENTIONED THEY WOULDNT DO GABE BEING TURNED TO STONE BUT WHERE IS GABE TURNED TO STONE
OH THERE IT IS. I know Sally has done a lot of other cool things but I am disappointed she can never add abuser murderer to the list.
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antiloreolympus · 3 years
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10 Anti LO Asks
1. Maybe this is just me, but in every story where Hades is the bad guy, you actually end up seeing his POV and why he’s the way he is, maybe even siding with him over the good guys, yet something like LO, which is destined purely to “make him the good guy”/“redeem” him while tearing everyone else down for his benefit actually makes him look downright evil, worse than any villainous depiction. Sorry, no amount of having daddy issues (which conveniently neither Poseidon or Zeus have) excuses him owning countless slaves, thinking he’s above the law, violently oppressing and abusing his citizens over any little slight or want he has, his greed, and creepy love for controlling young, impressionable women who he throws away when they finally grow a personality, and many other issues. Rachel wants us to look at this greedy, violent capitalist and see a good guy? That’s laughable at best, insulting at worst.
2. I kept up with the fast pass episodes just to see the train wreck but it’s so bad I can’t even bother anymore. There’s another Webtoon I read with good representation, romance, colors, and character designs and reading that masterpiece to then painstakingly read through Lore Olympus was like my own personal hell.
Like imagine making the past 7 episodes or so telling the audience how stupid they are for criticizing Hades and Persephone, and not using the basic knowledge of how court systems work in the court scene. I’d love to see her go to court and try to tell the judge he’s stupid and she’s justified for killing a bunch of people because she feels bad.
3. Okay the ask about Thanatos cucking his foster father is gold.
4. ngl, kinda funny the post saying the FAN voted ringo awards (so its basically a kids choice award, not a legit award by actual people in the comics industry) voted lo persephone "best hero" and the comments were almost entirely people questioning why shed be called a "hero" when shes a mass murderer and a bunch of people agreeing she doesn't deserve the title. idk if the tides are turning but critique/dislike of the series certainly seems a bit more present than it has in the past.
5. i severely doubt RS is keeping track of the plot at this point. Not only does she not have character sheets to keep colors or designs consistent, she also openly writes the week of for episodes, meaning it's very likely that minus basic ideas (hxp end up together. minthe "dies", etc) that everything is almost entirely made up as she goes, and it shows. the fact even the dedicated readers often can't tell what the plot is or what time it is is a bad sign in how she presents this information.
6. i agree with that other anon. LO already had a lot of issues, but it seems especially obvious now Rachel insisting she be a part of the fandom has seeped heavily into the actual comic, and it's gotten worse for it. Don't get me wrong, there are real criticisms Rachel should hear and hopefully fix, but instead she sees the critique and uses her weekly episodes to make up any excuse she can to justify her writing choices instead of fixing what she can. It's not just a waste of time, it's annoying.
7. LO stans are the wildest, they'll say every fiction has its share of flaws and then turn around and harass people who make even the mildest (yet absolutely valid) criticisms. You can be a fan of something and still criticise it, y'all know that right?
Also it's just hilarious that they'll complain about us 'antis' apparently just blindly shitting on this series and going out of our way to do so when in actuality, taking your blog as an example, I've seen nothing but a wide variety of criticisms and sometimes discussions.
There are both fans and non-fans choosing to make their opinions known here because you can't make a criticism of LO anywhere else without being talked down to, called stupid or something along those lines, or harassed, all of which I've seen on the webtoon comments and reddit.
I've seen and been part of my fairshare of toxic fandoms and LO stans really make this fandom one of the worst with everything they've done. 
8. This is like the most mild of criticism but why does lo have so many goddamn typos??? I saw someone mention this on reddit and another person come in saying RS had dyslexia and like okay well if she were still on discover then that's excusable but she's not? She's being paid for this? She's got an editor? She apparently has a proof reader? They should be catching all these typos before the chapter goes live.
Like there really shouldn't be an excuse to this amount of typos especially when you consider the fact people pay money for this
9. Y'all I'm gonna lose it, someone posted an info graphic of LO's timeline in the reddit and it's literally only been 4 weeks in canon and some people are commenting how that can't be right and it's not accurate because 'there have been so many scenes implying the passage of time' or how we just don't see them on their off days but??? There are literally so many people rereading to accurately gauge out the timeline and all coming to the same conclusion that it's been only a month????? Hello????? I am so close to just losing it this is so funny oh my god
10. When comparing Persphone vs Thanatos I’m being qualified in their fields verse nepotism, Thanatos was clearly a young child who couldn’t make his own decisions for his next step of life, his mother literally just dropped him in Hades’ Lap and left. Hades gave him that job and has complained about his performance, but like it seems like that is what he is the god of like idk of hades can fire him.
Persphone was technically a teenager  who did have choices. Hera signed off on it giving her approval but did that approval have to go through? Isn’t hades the king of the dead? Couldn’t he call Hera and he like “this isn’t a good idea since I have feelings for her” (which should be his first green flag out of the ocean of red ones to show he’s got half a mind not to mix business and pleasure AGAIN). But not just there, she gets the job winning at chess, (according to the gods is fine) she doesn’t know how to use a computer. Sure her training wasn’t the best, but Hecate said she was expecting more done by the afternoon and then we haven’t seen her work until after she kissed Hades and asked Minthe for help. (So we only see Persphone needing help for a job or just talking to someone but never actually working efficiently). And then to add another layer, she gets to see hades whenever she wants, she gets paid (which other interns haven’t been paid) but the narrative still says it’s not special treatment. Hades hasn’t even checked her work, or even made her work in probably over a year in real time. She’s just there.
Thanatos (child servant who has a bad relationship with foster father not doing the best at work) vs Persphone (handed mostly everything to her)
Yeah these two “special treatments” are the same. 
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rad-ishy · 2 years
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Got bored and decided that it was the perfect time to start my South Park Camp Half-Blood AU
(I’m going to conveniently forget that all children of Athena have blonde hair and grey eyes for this!) Stan Marsh; Son of Aphrodite 
I was originally stuck between Apollo, Hecate, and Aphrodite for him, but ended up settling of Aphrodite, because idk he just seems like a romantic to me, he always cared about his relationship with Wendy, and it just made sense to me idk
(Aphrodite is the goddess of love, lust, beauty, pleasure, passion and procreation)
Kyle Broflovski; Son of Athena
This one is easier to explain, Kyle is shown time and time again to be the smartest and most logical of the main four boys, so it was only right for him to be a son of the goddess of wisdom
(Athena is the goddess of wisdom, handicraft, and warfare)
Kenny McCormick; Son of Hades
“Oh my God, they killed Kenny!” is probably what Hades says every time he has to bring his son back to life. Hades is the god of the underworld, Kenny dies a lot, perfect father son relationship
(Hades is the god of the dead and the underworld. King of the Underworld)
Eric Cartman; Son of Ares
Eric is an asshole, he’s probably even seen as an asshole among the other Ares kids. I bet you he’s Ares’ favorite tho
(Ares is the god of courage and war)
Leopold “Butters” Stotch; Son of Persephone
I just thought it would be cute tbh, plus I think it matches his personality
(Persephone is the goddess of spring, life, death, grain, and destruction. She is also the Queen of the Underworld)
Craig Tucker; Son of Hecate
Space makes me think of magic and Craig is a space nerd, plus I think he just totally wouldn’t give a fuck that he has such a badass mom
(Hecate is the goddess of boundaries, crossroads, witchcraft, and ghosts)
Tweek Tweak; Son of Demeter
Tweek sitting in a wheat field cause yes. Also I like to think that Demeter has a rather calm personality and Tweek is just the opposite of that lol
(Demeter is the goddess of harvest, agriculture, fertility, an sacred law)
Clyde Donovan; Son of Hermes
I couldn’t really come up with one for Clyde, but Hermes covers so much stuff that I just felt that it fit. Also Clyde definitely takes after the Stolls
(Hermes is the god of boundaries, roads, travelers, thieves, athletes, shepherds, commerce, speed, cunning, wit, and sleep)
Token Black; Son of Pontus
I wanna see Token controlling water like a badass, but I didn’t wanna give him Poseidon cause it felt too basic
(Pontus is the primordial god of the sea)
Jimmy Valmer; Son of Agon 
This is purely because of the episode where he uses steroids for the special olympics, mans is wild
(Agon is the spirit of conflict, struggle, or contest)
Scott Malkinson; Son of Philotes
Cause the way he acted towards Sophie in Basic Cable gave me that vibe
(Philotes is the goddess of affection, friendship, and sex)
Bebe Stevens; Daughter of Aphrodite
She’s pretty and perfect, also she’d have to be Stan’s half sister lol
(Aphrodite is the goddess of love, lust, beauty, pleasure, passion and procreation)
Wendy Testaburger; Daughter of Athena
She’s just that smart, plus she’d be Kyle’s half sister lmao
(Athena is the goddess of wisdom, handicraft, and warfare)
Sophie Grey; Daughter of Nike
I really don’t have an explanation for this one, I’m sorry
(Nike is the goddess of victory)
Red McArthur; Daughter of Enyo
Red just seems confrontational, but I didn’t wanna give her Ares
(Enyo is the goddess of war)
Heidi Turner; Daughter of Eleos
Heidi must’ve had some heart of pure fucking gold to put up with Cartman
(Eleos is the spirit of pity, mercy, clemency, and compassion)
Nichole Daniels; Daughter of Hebe
I just felt like it fit cause Nichole is beautiful
(Hebe is the goddess of youth)
(can you tell I ship Bunny by who I gave Butters and Kenny???)
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alatismeni-theitsa · 4 years
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anti LO anon opinions
(1) It's been almost two months since LO started again and Persephone, the literal lead, has not shown up even ONCE.
(2) By the way, Smythe ships Thanatos/Daphne too. There's literal porn of them on her Patreon. Literally very ship she makes up is a crackship of increasingly stupid proportions. Just wait, Hekate/Poseidon is next at this rate.
(3) I hate how LO stans praise it for "dealing with dark topics" as if it didn't have r*pe just so Persephone wasn't technically a virgin when she gets with Hades/making Hades look better and pushes it aside as if nothing happened because she immediately gets horny for Hades doesn't even linger on it. I'm not saying some victims don't heal through their sexuality, but Smythe is only using a deeply traumatic act to make a SLAVE OWNER CAPITALIST look better, who was her actual r*pist in myth!
(4) Tbh the latest LO episode had two things that stood out to me: 1) Smythe literally cannot draw any woman remotely differently so Hades easily confuses a random pink girl for Persephone only to realize its not her once he sees her blue (?) hair, and 2) the diamond hair comb that symbolizes their love? His gift to her so many episodes ago that she proudly kept away from Hestia to be connected to him? She sold it for a few bucks. Isn't Persephone supposed to be in love with him? Way to undercut it.
(4) I don't understand about LO (or just H/P media in general) is how they refuse to have incest, but they're fine with slavery, racism, sexism, and a host of other issues, sometimes making them worse than the ancient culture itself. Even in LO, it's implied that Hades is attracted to Persephone because of how similar she is to his mother. She claims its to "make the storytelling process" easier but does it really? She can excuse slavery and greed but draws the line at shared blood!
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Hi! What are your thoughts about OUAT.
That’s a complex, layered answer because my feelings for OUaT are very complex. The short of it is that, obsession and love level wise, this was my Shadowhunters before Shadowhunters existed as a show. I completely loved and adored this show, I watched every episode as soon as it came out, with a single-minded focus (as in: normally, when watching TV, I use the show as a background noise to my writing. There is only a select handful of TV shows that ever managed to get my full, undivided attention of me turning all else off to only focus on the show).
I love OUaT to bits and pieces. However, much like Shadowhunters, it was far from a flawless show. Very, very, very far. Seriously, it’s an absolute mess in many aspects but damn do I love it.
It appeals to many of the things I love. For one, classic Disney movies. For another, fairy tales - but the very specific niche genre of fairy tale crossovers, which is just... my biggest weakness, possibly. Thirdly, characters you can get invested in and love to bits and pieces.And fourth, shipping.
This is one of the incredibly small, tiny pool of shows where I absolutely adore the canon ships, not just in a “daw it’s cute enough” way that makes me accept that it is The Canon Ship That’s Happening, but in a way that has me actively invested in and rooting for those absolute dumbasses. And. Not just one ship, usually it’s like “huh I am surprisingly invested in this one ship”, but - Rumpel/Belle, Hook/Emma, David/Snow?? Yes, please, inject it into my veins.
Though also just as attached to my non-canon ships - REGINA/EMMA FOR LIFE, Ruby/Snow, Hook/David. And that duality of being really invested in the non-canon ships but still absolutely loving the canon ships? That is... completely and entirely unique to OUaT for me. Never happened outside this show.
I adore that this show did one of the things that I complained Descendants didn’t - it respects Snow White, the very first Disney princess, and puts her front and center. Never-ever made sense to me that Descendants just went “uuuh we at random picked Belle to rule all the kingdoms because I dunno the head writer loves Beauty and the Beast the most”... Snow White was Disney’s very first and I do think she deserves more respect.
The things they did with her! They made her an actual active heroine. Not a little girl hiding out in the woods. They explored possibilities and turned her into a total badass, who never lost the main qualities of Disney’s Snow White though. Her nurturing, loving, gentle soul. That is what I adore about her, because very often when trying to portray strong female characters, media removes their softness, makes them hardened to make them a badass.
Regina and Emma have such a brilliant canon dynamic - even beyond the fanon ship. The way they mended and grew together and became friends. The growth, the softness, the shared custody. I love them.
And with both Regina and Rumpel, I love the day they gradually progressed from “main antagonist from season 1″ to “part of the family”. This show is a found family feast.
It wasn’t flawless. It had some pacing issues, in my opinion. Like the Peter Pan arc was too long. They went hiking for like 12 episodes. That one still sticks with me as having bored me. And I also do think it was a huge mistake to make Peter Pan, one of Disney’s heroes a villain. He was a great villain and his actor absolutely killed it, don’t get me wrong, but in the context of Disney canon, it was a bit jarring.
The same is to be said about Arthur. Don’t take King Arthur, of all people, and turn him into a jackass. That didn’t sit right with me and I think that could, and should, have been handled differently.
As a huge fan of Wizard of Oz canon, I have mixed feelings about Zelina. She was kind of a joke most of the time, her raping Robin was not good at all (beeecause that’s what it is when you shapeshift into the person the other one loves and then have sex with them under pretense to get yourself pregnant), but in the end it - and her - fit relatively well into all of this.
Was completely wasted for the entire Frozen arc, but even I, someone who loathes that movie with a burning passion, genuinely enjoyed the way the show was trying to fix it? Answer all the unanswered question the movie left and actually tie it into the Snow Queen fairy tale? Like, that was a feast and I love that they did that. Also Ingrid was hot and checked all my boxes so there’s that.
In the same way, I adore what they did with Ursula. That they took the scraped canon of Ursula being Triton’s sister and worked with that and that they in the end decided to redeem her too - though I am still very disappointed that we never got to see Ursula actually interact with Ariel at all. That’d have been so interesting. (Also, I admit, they went really overkill with having three Ursulas. Regina pretending to be Ursula, Ursula the ancient golden statue goddess and the actual Ursula, daughter of Poseidon).
I love Hades. I love Greg Germann’s take on Hades. He absolutely killed it. The whole underworld story was incredibly awesome to me personally - though I know others didn’t like that half-season as much. But I really dug that.
I think that it started to fizz out after that though and that after the underworld storyline, they probably should have drawn it to a close, because... after everything, after five whole seasons of watching redemption and working hard to make up for the things you did in the past, they really just decided “and now Regina is gonna physically split off her Evil Queen”... and made that Evil Queen the villain. That felt insanely repetitive of season 1 and like a set-back for Regina.
(The second half of that season didn’t go better because honestly that whole nonsense with “not only is Rumpel the son of Peter Pan, nope, now we bring in his mom the Evil Fairy”, featuring the very overused trope of “baby is magically aged up to be a character who can contribute to the plot”... Not the best.)
Also I refuse to acknowledge the existence of that reboot season. It’s bullshit is what it is. The show had the perfect ending. And then they immediately slapped a reboot onto it... why? If they had taken their time, wait ten years until nostalgia for the show kicks in and the actors all need work again, and do a proper “now Henry goes through shit”, that’d have actually been interesting, but... the moment I saw “so... we keep half the main cast, break up some OTPs, don’t age the adults up but age Henry up and also there is now a second Cinderella”, I knew that’s not gonna be good.
Seriously, the second Cinderella is what really fucked it over for me. What I loved about OUaT was that it gave very specific rules to its universe.
The Author documents the tales. The Author gives them their spin. But they are still the same tale. Be that the Brothers Grimm, who documented Cinderella, or then Walt Disney, it was still Cinderella, from the Enchanted Forest. Their stories were simply written down.
That they then, in the reboot season, went “well, actually There Are Many Cinderellas!!” completely contradicts the previously established rules of this world? Because yes, the concept very similar to Cinderella actually exists in many cultures - and that was the cool thing of OUaT’s take, because pressumably that is because the Author was in said culture at said time and documented the tale, as is the Author’s job.
Especially since it was so... unnecessary? I mean, they gave Rapunzel one half-assed episode in the past, they never tackled Gold Mary, they could have shown what became of Hänsel and Gretel now also grown up, etc. There were other unused characters that could have been brought in instead of throwing the rules out of the window.
But moving on from that; I love that they didn’t limit themselves to Disney movies - that they did prominently put Red Riding Hood (my favorite fairy tale character) in there, that they worked with mythology as well as books.
One thing they absolutely fucked up was their spin-off though. Once Upon a Time in Wonderland. They made that. They decided that, out of everything touched upon in the series, Alice’s tale should get a spin-off... and then they didn’t use any of the actual characters?
Alice herself never got an appearance in OUaT, not prior or after the spin-off (only very much later in the reboot season, with a different Alice)
They had the Queen of Hearts on OUaT, but they didn’t use her as the main antagonist, or at least a huge deal, on Wonderland
They had the freaking Mad Hatter on OUaT, but he doesn’t even have a single cameo on Wonderland
And don’t give me “Seb Stan was too busy!”, because... even then, they could have recast. The Mad Hatter is kind of a big part of Alice in Wonderland, but... they ignored the majority of what is important in AiW in general, so there is that
They named the Red Queen Anastasia and very heavily implied that yes, the Anastasia who was the stepsister of Cinderella - but when OUaT’s original Cinderella got her stepsisters introduced, they suddenly had entirely different names than the Disney stepsisters and of course it wasn’t the same actress either
They introduced Jafar (for some reason) in Wonderland. And then recast him when Aladdin was tackled on OUaT and never addressed any of the things that happened on Wonderland, especially not how Jafar was the son of the sultan which would technically make him Jasmine’s brother
It was nearly dumb to move Will Scarlet to OUaT after the spin-off was axed, because at that point they legit just ignored Wonderland as a whole so this acknowledgment felt very off. But then it’s Michael Socha and I love him so I ain’t gonna complain about that.
So yes, I have mild issues with how they made a spin-off that had basically no inpact on the show, despite many elements that should have crossed over and carried significance in both shows.
Lastly, because we’re on the topic of spin-offs, I still would absolutely kill for a spin-off about Mulan, Merida and Ruby. Those three, exploring the Enchanting Forest together, training together, being gay together, it was the best thing. Which does force me to mention the gay. Because... Mulan was canonically in love with Aurora and when they set her up to find Ruby and journey with her, it came really off as them trying to make Mulan/Ruby happen. Then they introduce Merida, a very famously single princess, and you start to wonder. But in the end, it’s Ruby who ends up with Dorothy, aka two characters not associated with Disney. And it makes you wonder. (It doesn’t. We all know Disney is hugely homophobic. We all know OUaT most likely had some Disney executive yelling at them for even implying one of their characters may be gay. So they backtracked to give the wlw storyline to two characters that weren’t Disney property.)
Ah, I don’t like ending things on a negative note so one last positive - as weirdly as the Dark Swan arc was handled at parts, I absolutely love that Emma’s name being Swan really did pay off in making her the Swan Princess in the end and giving a nudge to Swan Lake with the Dark Swan. That was such a cool pay-off of something as small as a last name.
So, to sum it up, there’s some flaws in the writing, some things I wish would have been explored more, but overall good gods do I love and adore this TV show.
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OUAT Cast Singing/Dancing Talents:
With today's announcement that there will be a musical episode on Once this spring, I decided to compile a list of the casts singing and dancing talents for reference as we speculate and look forward to the episode. If you see anything I missed, let me know!
Series Regulars
Colin O’Donoghue singing at MEZCLA. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQtQvpgzJiA
Colin O’Donoghue singing and playing guitar at FT3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi30B3BGkrQ
Colin O’Donoghue singing in “The Dust Storm” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVhsxr6_BDg
Colin O’Donoghue singing “Nora” in “The Dust Storm” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDtMXvRO1ko
Emilie de Ravin singing “Catch a Falling Star” in “Lost.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svoR-EMZZnk
Ginnifer Goodwin dancing in “Something Borrowed” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2PRvux-kC4
Ginnifer Goodwin singing “Believe in Your Dream” from Sophia the First. (She comes in near the end of the song.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3zPe9dgDWg
Ginnifer Goodwin singing “Tink’n About Animals” in “Tinkerbell and the Legend of the Neverbeast” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8vg2zy1DJg&feature=youtu.be
Jared Gilmore (I know he said somewhere in an interview that he doesn’t sing. I can’t remember which interview though. Send a link my way if you find it!)
Josh Dallas singing and dancing in the musical “On the Town” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcK9srdmy1I
Jennifer Morrison dancing the Meringue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAbfTCnViX4
Jennifer Morrison singing in “Albion: The Enchanted Stallion” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5ZpiaV78zo
Lana Parrilla singing three different songs in a video montage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3TyfuyxC3E
Rebecca Mader singing a snippet of “Defying Gravity” at a con. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLeKo6P8WqI
Rebecca Mader singing “Just the Way You Are” at Ever After. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXCo3eRe2n8
Rebecca Mader singing a snippet of “Let it Go” at a con. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gDysLtEGco
Rebecca Mader singing “Smelly Cat” at a con. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q4Skhf0Slk
Rebecca Mader singing a song in German at a con. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFVxTcKVKjQ
Robert Carlyle singing in “California Solo” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDOp5i187yc
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Guest Stars: 
(I’m just picking one video for each, so the list doesn’t get ten miles long. People with a * by their names are already confirmed to appear in 6B)
Ava Acres (Young Regina) singing “You Belong With Me” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=attg8uM6iWw
Bailee Madison (Young Snow) singing “You Belong With Me” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN0Q8uzELHk
Barbara Hershey (Cora) singing “Adeste Fideles” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXRLsYI8N0I
Benjamin Stockham (Young Owen) singing “What Makes You Beautiful” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zI_hChLjyM
Beverley Elliott (Granny) singing a parody of “Rolling in the Deep” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyH2e0K_UJM
Brad Dourif (Zoso) singing “Movin’ With the Wind” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHvKz0yMkno
Brighton Sharbino (Young Ingrid) singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnCbBOul9bc
Caroline Morahan (Queen Elinor) singing “Think” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPqht2ZwjwE
Cassidy Freeman (Jacque) singing “How Do We Do” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q93cuNUqXh8
*Charles Mesure (Blackbeard) singing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOsjaaQCbQo
Chris Gauthier (Smee) singing “Born to be Wild” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gq1r0Tj7f8
Craig Horner (Count of Monte Cristo) singing “Save  Your Talk” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFbSw1pGG3E
David Anders (Dr. Whale) singing “Empty Chairs at Empty Tables” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ewpxMxExo
Elizabeth Lail (Anna) singing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eqWIGTuFFY
Emma Caulfield (Blind Witch) singing “Will Be His Misses” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXj0uD9jEE0
Ernie Hudson (Poseidon) singing “The Impossible Dream” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ7aH8OXeL0
Ethan Embry (Greg Mendell/Owen) singing and playing the guitar. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aHbbgHuRjY
Frances O’Connor (Colette, Belle’s mother) singing in the film “Book of ?Love” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wff7Fyw0wjQ
*Gil McKinney (Prince Eric) singing “All of Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4xnyShuNuk
Jamie Dornan (Sheriff Graham/Huntsman) singing “When I Go” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBsrXOTDjvo
Jessy Schram (Cinderella/Ashley) singing “Hallelujah” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyQ19DOltW8
Joana Metrass (Guinevere) singing “Part of Your World” https://www.instagram.com/p/BPHYHm8g7G5/?taken-by=joanametrass&hl=en
Jorge Garcia (Tiny/Anton) singing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt4hoji33o8
*Karen David (Jasmine) singing “A Whole New World” https://www.instagram.com/p/BL6-RWKg3FS/?taken-by=karendavidofficial&hl=en
Karley Scott Collins (Gretel) singing “I’m Fine” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRvQG7a_hiY
Lee Arenberg (Grumpy/Leroy) singing “Yo Ho, Yo Ho A Pirates Life for Me” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUMZbCCaQsE
Lisa Banes (Lady Tremaine) singing “Afraid to Love” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flsQC1O0-XE
*McKenna Grace (Young Emma) singing “Do You Want to Build a Snowman” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUsPVIWtYFE
Michael Coleman (Happy) singing “Something in the Way She Moves” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0OfdKJh-rU
Michael Raymond-James (Neal/Baelfire) singing at MEZCLA. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfeA6FXtZLk
*Nick Eversman (Liam #2) singing “Another Brick in the Wall” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STA5J93yCdk
Noah Bean (Daniel) singing “Suffragette City” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iUQIdHkt9g
Olivia Steele-Falconer (Violet) singing “Stay” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmZ5cN_Xs2A
Parker Croft (Felix) singing “Pyramus and Thisby” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYJz8AjF0Bs
Pascale Hutton (Gerda) singing a lullaby. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cpz2Brq5OU
Quinn Lord (Hansel) singing “Caterpillar Song” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16sIQw5-BTY
Raphael Sbarge (Archie/Jiminy) singing “When You Wish Upon a Star” (Turn your sound up!) https://www.instagram.com/p/taRM1RxDUP/
Robin Weigert (Bo Peep) singing “Adelaide’s Lament” and “Bushel and a Peck” http://robinweigert.com/fun/index.html
Rose McGowan (Young Cora) singing “Fever” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJQfDcniaKc
*Rose McIver (Tinkerbell) singing “Let You Go” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0YrvP-oe28
Sam Witwer (Mr. Hyde) singing “The Date Song” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXQQgZCc_ng
Sarah Bolger (Aurora) singing “Desperado” as a child. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYVTGdEPawY
Scott Michael-Foster (Kristoff)  singing “Footsteps” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-fHV2zqiQk
*Sean Maguire (Robin Hood) singing and dancing in “Now I Found You” music video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_Bv_mD4X-Y
Sebastian Roche (King Stefan) singing David Bowie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1DL6MJhrfM
Sebasitan Stan (Mad Hatter/Jefferson) singing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJbBz-_NI9U
Sinqua Walls (Lancelot) rapping “Shark Bite” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpExMa4mi0Y
Timothy Webber (Apprentice) singing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI9vODRH_5E
Tony Amendola (Geppetto/Marko) singing "When You Wish Upon a Star” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQc3WibWmgk
Victoria Smurfit (Cruella) singing “Santa’s Super Sleigh” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhGR8rN6JuM
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