#NOT HIM

[avenin7]

How would Revali react to seeing Link in a rito form? Would he be more vigorous with his advances now that Link is a fellow rito as well? Would he be less restrained?

I don’t think he could handle it…….

#he’s based of the american kestrel #i spend all night on this #asks #revalink #rito link #revali is the equivalent of a wildberry right now #artbart #i do think revali would be more- openly flirtatious #he definitely would get over himself faster #who would resist those pretty pale feathers and striking blue eyes?? #not him

[segretecose]

i respect jeremy irons' commitment to never once pronouncing an italian name right in three full seasons of the borgias

#the others all get at least one right even if by chance #not him #italian king luke pasqualino i must exclude from this narrative obvi

[bluejeanstrash]

The way coup's aftercare would be the softest thing ever

The way you’re so right!!! It would be so freaking soft. That man loves taking care of people and he extra loves taking care of you. Aftercare is the one place he can baby you 100% and you happily let him.

I feel like Coup’s aftercare would start practically. After a tender kiss and asking if you’re okay, he’d grab some wet wipes, wiping his cum (and other fluids) off you. And then he would make sure you pee after sex. Doesn’t matter how lazy you’re feeling or how much he just wants to lay there with you, he will force you to go pee. No UTI’s under his watch.

While you head to the bathroom, he’d quickly make the bed and clean up himself before grabbing some water and just-in case-snacks. As soon as you’re done, he’d be waiting by the door with the water. He needs to make you’re hydrated okay! And then comes the good part.

Under the blankets, he’d wrap you up in his arms making sure you’re nice and warm. And he’d shower you with kisses - forehead kisses, nose kisses, cheek kisses, kisses all over your face, and of course, kisses kisses.

He’d rub your back, asking if you’re feeling okay, if there’s anything you would want to talk about, especially if it was a particularly rough session. He wants to make sure you always feel safe with him. And you’d ask him if he was okay, if there’s anything he would want to talk about, because you always want him to feel safe with you.

He’d play with your hair, gently stroking it as you both talk about anything and everything, bursting into laughter at the dumbest things. He’d smile to himself as you start yawning and your words become less and less understandable.

‘Go to sleep baby, my tired little baby’ he’d say cutely, pinching your cheeks, as you’d try to convince him you’re not tired. Having said that, you’d feel yourself sinking into him as you drift off, his hand still stroking your hair. ‘Sweet dreams, my love’ he’d whisper, hoping to see you in his.

After he’s sure you’re asleep, he’d give you a final kiss goodnight before drifting off himself.

#IM SORRY I GOT CARRIED AWAY WRITING THIS #scoups fluff #seungcheol fluff #scoups x reader #seungcheol x reader #inbox #THIS IS SO SICKENINGLY SWEET BUT I COULDNT HELP HIM #I MEANT I COULDNT HELP IT #NOT HIM

[collectivelycontagious]

Doodle for the wife of her favorite current thing

(vampire things)

(( sorry for my hand ))

#art #artwork #htp #htp kitten #Made this for my wife #I really love kitten #it shouldve been me #not him #just kidding marckus deserves the world and kitten is it #hunter: the parenting

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

klaus hargreeves hearing three (3) symptoms of a disorder from a child that he just met and coming to the conclusion that he definitely has it is a mentally ill mood

#klaus does not have odd #me and my psych degree and crisis counselor certification were sitting there like #hmmmmm #also not me listing credentials as if anyone cares #i can dream <3 #don’t get me wrong he has a shit ton of other stuff #he just really doesn’t fit the criterion for odd #like dsm 5 & textbook criterion #not him #adhd ptsd depression all that shit #substance abuse disorders obviously #addictive personality s*icidal ideation risky behaviour lack of impulse control self destructive tendencies opposition behaviour you name i #t #am a little scared of misinformation being spread about odd tbh #klaus hargreeves #it is a mood to just vaguely hear symptoms of something and be like “yes that is me #barnum effect babey #yeet my deet #tua s3 spoilers #the umbrella academy

[a-hearts-a-heavy-burden]

sighs dramatically

Oh to be a twink between Swiss Army Ghouls bedsheets

#the band ghost #ghost band #swiss ghoul #swiss #multighoul #feral #me #not him #i am feral for him

[kakashi-fangirl-ita-blog]

I SWEAR

NOT ZENO

PLEASE

OK, HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN SUS, BUT NOT HIM- NOT MY SON

I FEEL BETRAYED

KUSANAGI, WHEN I CATCH YOU KUSANAGI

#I'm fine with whatever he's trying to achieve #BUT KILLING THE OTHER DRAGONS??? #NU-UH #NOT HIM #HE WOULDN'T DO THAT RIGHT??? #RIGHT???????? #I NEED A BREAK #zeno #akatsuki no yona #Akatsuki no yona 250 #shin ah #yona of the dawn #akayona #yona #hak #Yoon #kija #jaeha #raga io

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

“People feel nervousness around me a lot so I pick it up easily”

Oh my god I’m in love with this sad little man

#he kills people? #nahhh I think you’re talking abt someone else #not him #he’s js a lil guy yk? #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted #redactedasmr #redacted hush

[marshmallow613]

Obsessed with my silly little gay victorian detective flirting his way through an interview with a witness

#does he know he's doing it #who knows #not him #llewellyn watts #detective watts #murdoch mysteries #my silly little murder show

[roboty-is-neat-ok]

jnj please let tv get involved in the rf arc itd be so funny

#not him #tpot spoilers #tpot 7 spoilers #bfb tv #tpot tv #tpot robotflower #tpot robot flower #robot flower #im not just saying this bc im incredibly biased in wanting even more tv screentime i just think #that hed want to help basketball out with it

[sixdegreesofbali]

I adore Max for always being so unbothered❤️️

I need to be more like him.

#max verstappen #everybody going crazy with drama #not him

[hiphiph00ray]

All Formula 1 drivers have their strengths, stop pitting them against eachother like this!!

Leclerc is loyal to Ferrari

Norris is persistent

Hamilton is brave

Verstappen.

Sainz works harder than most

#see <3 #we are all equals #leclerc norris hamilton and all #not that one though #not him #sainz #F1 #formula 1 #carlos sainz #lewis hamilton #max verstappen #charles leclerc #lando norris

[josilverdragon]

He is MINE now lol

#james bond #daniel craig #007 #i mean #not really mine but I own his Bond movies #not him #rachel weisz #is the only one who can call him hers soooo

[notafraidofredyellowandblue]

Insta is saying this is Richard.

I'm sorry? Excuse me??

OMG! Finally my spot-the-edit obsession is useful 😄

No, this is not Richard, this is journalist Hunter S. Thompson, see more info

Not so much a photoshop, but miss captioned, it does indeed look a bit like Richard, especially this version that's a little blurry. In the original pic, it is actually a little clearer it isn't him.

🌺

#finally that collection has it's use 😄 #rammstein #richard kruspe #not him #hunter s thompson #that's who

[noritaro]

they should make a type of time travel where its a couple hours later so i can watch spiderverse

#rambles #THE PEOPLE ON TWITTER WHO HAVE ALREADY WATCHED IT GOT ME SEETHING WITH JEALOUSY #THAT SOULD BE ME #NOT HIM

[mxmmyprentiss]

people saying emily loved doyle truly underestimates her ability to compartmentalize and be a good spy

#id say she cared about him the very least #but love?? #pfffffttt #or cared about his son #not him