Part 1: -> Kakashi's ObiGai nightmare <-
Part 2: ⬆️
Part 3: Kakashi's second nightmare
Part 4: Taijutsu training
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Disrespectful moments in Naruto I think about a Lot™
that first lee vs sasuke fight. humbled isn't even the word to describe that.
gai calling kisame a puffer fish to his face, in all seriousness and sincerity
14 year old itachi catching legendary sannin orochimaru in a genjutsu and toying with him. actually, any time Itachi opens his mouth.
that one man groping a 12 year old Sakura and her roundhouse kicking him in the face (deserved)
deidara and sasori arguing about their philosophies surrounding art while using gaara's corpse as a sofa
hidan picking out what instruments konan, kakuzu, and itachi played because he thought they were an emo rock band
hashirama: I'll deal with you later
naruto punching sasuke square in the mouth so hard that he quadruple flipped in the air
literally any time itachi interacts with sasuke after the massacre wtf why was he so MEAN
killer bee too focused on coming up with lyrics to fight but still somehow winning against team hebi
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*Shikamaru walking into the Hokage office*
Shikamaru: Lord Hokage? I just have a few papers for you to look over before you leave for the night, and —
Shikamaru: Eh?
*the room seems to be empty; until Shikamaru notices a sandal sticking out from underneath the desk*
Shikamaru, crouching down: … what are you doing under there??
Kakashi: Hiding.
Shikamaru: From?
Kakashi: Gai.
Shikamaru: Why are you hiding from him?
Kakashi: This morning, before I left, I accidentally ate the last of his chocolate cake. I thought he wouldn’t notice but he’s been messaging me all day asking where it is. I finally told him I ate it and he said he’s “coming to pick me up” after work.
Shikamaru, sighing: Lord … Kakashi-Sensei. You’re the Hokage. You’re the leader of our entire village. You can’t be scared over something so mundane.
Kakashi: Maybe you’re right.
Kakashi: By the way, Temari stopped in while you were running errands earlier. She wanted to know why you didn’t take out the garbage this morning like she asked you to. Seemed pretty angry; she also said she’d be by for YOU after work. But I guess you’re not scared of that, right?
Shikamaru:
Shikamaru: *gets on his hands and knees and crawls under the desk* Move over.
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More ninjas….. now… domestic!
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Everyone: Guy is so funny, I cringe every time
My Guy:
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Sakura: … why is Sensei crying?
Sasuke: Naruto called him “dad” during training today.
Sakura, to Kakashi: And that made you really happy — ?
Kakashi: No! For God’s sake, I’m just barely keeping myself alive, here! I’m not ready for the responsibilities of having actual children!
Naruto: But I thought you liked that word, dattebayo! Last week when it was raining really hard and I had to spend the night at your house, I heard Gai-Sensei call you “daddy” a BUNCH of times, and the next day you seemed really happy!
Sakura and Sasuke:
Sasuke: G-Gai was there, too?
Naruto: Yeah; he crawled through the window after midnight. I asked him what he was doing and he said him and Kakashi-sensei have special training at night. I asked if I could train with them but he said I wasn’t old enough, but one day I’d probably train like that with Sasuke.
Sakura: …
Sasuke, blushing: …
Kakashi: …
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kakashi: alright another war sure i’m totally not stressed and everything will be FINE i just have to make sure gai and the kids survive and—
literal actual uchiha madara back from the dead and more terrorist than ever: hmm i really want to kill those three kids and that taijutsu guy with the thick eyebrows specifically
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nanami just wants a normal friend 🥲
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this dog constantly looks like hes on the verge of calling someone a slur
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