#Man is absolutely down bad

[mikaikaika]

Quackity : Chilling after unleashing his social experiment on the ccs

Meanwhile Cellbit :

#My man's is stacked bruh #He's got a Google doc‚ a twitter thread‚ tiktoks‚ stream clips‚ vods‚ audio editor and his own notes that he's been collecting #Man is absolutely down bad #It's amazing to see #Like he knows more than some people who have been around on the server #So funny #As a person who loves ciphers and codes and absolutely has spend 2 hours on solving a stupid code provided in a tv show #This is right up my alley #I'm picking up everything he's putting down #qsmp #Cellbit #Q! Meme #Island mystery #Theory #Lore #Lore-ing face

[steven-adler-but-its-me-instead]

*over text*

Mountain: sends an edit of Aether

Dew: woof woof awoo

Mountain, taking a screenshot: I'm sending that to Aether.

Dew: WAIT!-

#dw i'd bark for Aether too #aether ghoul #dewdrop ghoul #dew ghoul #incorrect quotes #incorrect ghost quotes #ghost bc #the band ghost #mountain ghoul #dewther #dewdrop is absolutely down bad for his mans

[chronicowboy]

i know insults are merthur's love language, i know that, but god if it still doesn't get me how both of them can make a scathing insult sound so goddamn tender. like, fuck, in the crystal cave when arthur gets hit by that arrow and merlin says: "listen to me, clotpole. i don't care if you die, there are plenty of other princes. you're not the only pompous, supercilious, condescending royal imbecile i could work for. the world is full of them. but i'm gonna give you one more chance." that's a love confession !!!

#sami rambles #colin morgan absolutely bodied that little speech like fuck #don't believe me go and give it a little watch #never have i heard a man down more bad than merlin listing off all of arthur's worst qualities #but he's MY pompous supercilious condescending royal imbecile #YOU FUCKING IDIOTS YOU'RE IN LOVE #bbc merlin #merlin bbc #merlin #merlin x arthur #arthur pendragon #merthur

[mukiout]

hi tumblr people, twitter seemed to love this so you can have it too, here you go

the future man (animated specifically for Andy and True)

#rottmnt #this was actually meant to be a joke #made for Andy and True bc they are down bad for this man #but everyone absolutely loved it i cant believe #its so funny to me youre welcome guys ig #wowmukiart #fanart #animation #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt leo #rottmnt leonardo #rottmnt movie #save rottmnt #save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #unpause rise of the tmnt #rise leo #future leo #rise future leo #rottmnt future leonardo #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #i destroyed andy and true but also every other future leo enjoyer in the crossfire

[synthwavecryptid]

Good guy Halsin helping my Tav Jacek pop his back. What a nice dude!! Spine health is so important 😌

(full physical therapy pic on the bird app)

#baldur's gate 3 #Halsin #halsin x tav #art crimes with koko #wanna know how down bad I am for the bear man #I drew him entirely from memory #last pic for 2023 and it’s tav getting his back blown out by a bear #absolutely incredible #I missed drawing

[necromelli]

i know NOTHING but this tiktok edit of this specific scene is insane. the hand placement ,,, the kiss ,,, the way he smirks + laughs when he's accused of being drunk ,,, the glitter on his face after kissing her ,,, it's not even funny anymore 😭😭

#billy dunne #daisy jones and the six #im so down bad #and i know #absolutely nothing #about this man #i need him so bad its unreal

[transmechanicus]

chilchuk chilchuk chilchuk short king boyfriend husband cutie pie god damn god damn god DAMN

#my stuff #I NEED TO KISS HIS FORHEAD AND PUSH HIS SHIRT UP AND BITE HIS TIDDIES AND EAT HIM OUT AND #GODDDDDDD THIS IS NOT FAIR #LEAGUES MORE DOWN BAD FOR THIS FICTIONAL MAN THAN I HAVE EVER BEEN FOR ANY CHARACTER IN HISTORY #THE FUCKING FANCAMS ARE ABSOLUTELY FEEDING THE MUSHROOMS #FAHAHAAAACK!!!!! #dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #chilchuk dungeon meshi

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

hold on dont have it in me to scribble rn but i have updated Thoughts on Laughingstock. the update has affected my feelings on them

and those feelings are:

I LOVE THEM EVEN MORE NOW, WHAT THE FUCK??? THEY'RE??? AGH????

i am so glad i accurately pinned down their dynamic in my brain because OHHHH MY GOD HEARING IT OUT LOUD. AUGH. MINECRAFT DAMAGE NOISES

I KNEW THEY'D GO TOGETHER SO WELL! i mean! holy shit! they just! fucking! Work!

Howdy keeps Barnaby updated on family gossip! Barnaby knows the drama & members well enough to accurately call out "Wooly Aunt Molly'! Howdy tells Barnaby he has to bring his mom around for a drink!!! their shared love/style of humor! their shared laughs! The snappy, easy, familiar fluidity of their conversations! "I know I can always talk to you, Barn."

MY FUCKING GOD! THESE BITCHES GAY! GOOD FOR THEM! GOOD FOR THEM! i am laying face down in a ditch taking damage. my health bar does not deplete

#wailing sobbing screaming tearing into couch cushions with my teeth and eating the stuffing #they make my heart go WEH #wally in 12-14: really? right in front of my drink? #GODDDDDDDD AGH AGH AGH BARKING!!!!!! LOSING MY MIND!!! #thank fuck for a second i was starting to calm down about them #the train is back on the rails and hurtling full speed towards a cliff yeeHAWWWWW #i cant wait for my art motivation/ability to come back so i can DRAW THEM #I NEED TO DRAW THEM #BRAIN LET ME DRAW THEM #THE SCRIBBLES!!! I NEED TO FEED MY PEOPLE THEY ARE STARVING!!! #laughingstock #absolutely unprompted #barnaby watching his husband sell soap as food: man of my dreams <3<3<3<3 #howdy listening to barnaby make the same bad puns ten times in a row: man of my dreams <3<3<3<3

[bumblingbabooshka]

Harry Kim saying Naomi is lucky to be born on Voyager and that he would have given "anything" to have her life when he was a kid...

#He sees NO downsides???? #Also I love how Neelix was yelling and panicked and Harry was like 'haha ok buddy. Hey this little guy is ugly huh~? See ya later!' #absolutely unbothered and not the least bit curious - love him <3 #saw someone post about how they don't like 'once upon a time' bc Neelix doesn't tell Naomi right away about her mother .... bro. #c'mon. Anyway I love Neelix and him trying so hard to shield Naomi from bad things / upset bc he KNOWS how fucking painful #it is to lose a family DID make me tear up. #Also Naomi in that burned-down forest (symbolic of innocence?) was a kickass visual. Neelix telling her about his family and Naomi trying #to comfort HIM??? SHE'S SUCH A GOOD KID MAN....Neelix making her a flotter doll was also v cute #OH AND Naomi going 'I Am Borg...' and Neelix going '~??? No you're not~!!!' and Naomi giggling...added NOTHING to the #episode - as it should be!! Sometimes you've just gotta have a really cute silly moment <3 #Tuvok: [says something] / Tom: Nice bedside manner Tuvok =_= #Tuvok: [about to say the most beautiful comforting words you've ever heard one parent say to another] And I took that personally. #Love how Naomi is scared of Seven at first...girl that's your roommate. #HEHEH she starts off the series scared of her but by the end she's her little buddy and also her intern #but yeah never forget that Harry Kim can and will say the most unhinged things but so casually that no one will really clock it #NEVER forget that he says he remembers.....either being an infant or his own birth - both WILD to me #Harry Kim lowkey loves destiny and being special and the idea of 'chosen ones' and the narrative even though he will fight it all if it #harms the ones he loves #Harry: (guy from an alternate timeline who replaced the dead Naomi with the alive one from his own) That kid's living the dream <3

[skitskatdacat63]

#absolutely horribly down bad abt this simple 5 second clip #fernando's tiktoks murder me in numerous different ways #SIRRRRRRR STOP DOING THIS TO ME #giggling kicking my feet twirling my hair holding my phone clasped to my chest 🤭🤭🤭 #the old man gives me heart palpitations #also lance sitting next to him or ????? #but i like how his tiktok is a mix of shitposting and then super god tier edits(ty jimmy) #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #fa14

[oh-great-authoress]

Okay—

So I moved onto the next phase of my Val Kilmer era, and I finally listened to the “Top Secret” soundtrack.

If you don’t know me, I am a classically trained soprano, and I have to say, I was very impressed with Val’s singing.

His lower mix voice is so natural, he so easily incorporates vocal grit into his tone, and overall, his voice is supported and his resonance is such that some people would kill for it.

Reblog if you want an in depth track-by-track analysis!!

#not going to lie i actually pressed my hand to my heart when i heard val’s voice #God—i’m down bad for this man #great—another reason to love this man #i’m absolutely not complaining #officially in my val kilmer era #val kilmer #top secret #nick rivers

[terrence-silver]

Controversial opinion, but the one thing I won't agree on with Thomas Ian Griffith himself is that Terry Silver isn't a villain, when yes, he is and that's okay.

#like i get the impression he loves his character a lot #a whole lot #and that back in the late 80's he was absolutely fine with playing him as a villain and deeming him as such (which was the whole point) #he was being diplomatic and avoidant in saying terry's...well...bad because the man's too nice for words #but that he was also threading very carefully branding his role as a bad guy while simultaneously being proud of him nowadays because --- #well...there's a section of fans that would've been in arms about it for sure #especially that infamous section of people who always equate actors playing bad guys to their fictional role #thus the whole 'terry silver is just misunderstood' schpeel because fans can't behave #and you have to water down and distill fictional villainy for them into 'well guys he was never actually THAT bad' #yeah he was never that bad he was just bullying highschoolers and polluting the planet #people forget that the whole point of terry silver was that he was meant to be comedically over the top 'scare the children' bad #he was meant to be villainous as heck #terry silver #cobra kai #kk3

[feline-evil]

Dethvanity is really funny to me conceptually as an episode because you can see how little they had to make the characters insecure about for the bit. They swing for obvious lowblow choices with Pickle' baldness and Nathan's weight and even those require some suspension of disbelief because ok. Sure. Nathan '(said extremely proudly) never skipped a meal in my life!' Explosion is insecure about being a big man now. Nathan *guy who everyone thinks is smoking hot 99% of the time* Explosion is a tiny bit larger than usual and is insecure about it now. Lol. Lmao even.

But anyway then we hit Skwisgaar and Toki and there's like NOTHING to swing for, you can see them going uhhh ok Skwis doesn't sleep he probably drinks a lot of coffee, and Toki? Shit, what does Toki have to be insecure about with his looks. He's perfect, he's adorable, he's ripped. Um. FUCK IT, HE'S DOING NOTHING BUT EATING LEMONS. WE GOT NOTHING, WE GOT NOTHING, JUST GIVE THE BOY CITRUS FRUITS.

WOE 🍋 BE UPON YE

I'm sure i could make some smarter points about the attempts at applying vanity in this ep and how outside of this and a few other moments i do actually like that the show rarely takes pot shots at things like Nathan's weight, but you see Nathan has shirtless scenes in this one and so my intelligence is impeded when all the blood rushes out of my head and into my-

#metalocalypse #jay talkin #I LOVE TOKI'S LEMON EATING CHALLENGE HES ON IN THIS EP. BABY YR STRANGE AND PECULIAR #pickles being insecure abt balding is funny too. my man has chosen a hairstyle that is actively making that worse for himself #buddy if u didnt have whiteguy dreads impromise yr hair wld be healthier. but we love u for yr octopus swag anyway <3 #also hi nathan dont listen to the tv listen to me you look great. hi hello. im unsheathing my sword to cut down anyone who makes u feel bad #EVERYBODY IN UNIVERSE IS A COWARD. ITS BIG BOY SEASON. COME GET U ONE #dethvanity isnt in my list of favs i think most its humour is rlly easy lowballs but i find it funny for reasons outside of that #which is namely the show trying to make charavters insecure abt things when they absolutely are not any other time lmao #trying to find things to make skwis and toki insecure abt but theres NOTHING. ITS RLLY FUNNY #listen. putting my hand on everyones shoulder. lets not ignore the elephant in the room this show is uh #OFTEN VERY FATPHOBIC. so its no bastion of rep just cuz it doesnt take all the pot shots it cld at nathans body #it still does take some and theres plently of fatphobia outside of nathans character #but i do like that nathan is a bigger guy and outside of a few eps thats just treated as smth fine! its not remarked on outside of those! #and i think his body is drawn really well and i like that hes permitted to be sexy and to be like. seen with his body out just as much #as like anyone else in the band. like yeah duh nathan explosion is sexy in universe ppl are rocking with this. AS THEY SHOULD BE #idk like i say. not denying the show its fatphobia just saying i like how nathan is treated and portrayed a lot of the time :]

[buccellato]

I know it's supposed to be a very serious point of contention between Vash and Wolfwood but the way Wolfwood just continues to fill him with lead after already taking him out makes me snort

He's not getting back up! Just one bullet would've sufficed! Now you're just wasting money!!

#trigunbookclub #trigun #Wolfwood saw the guy get back up and draw his sword and said “no. absolutely not.” #the man is either so horrendously down bad for Vash that he dropped all pretenses of good behavior #or he is just THAT MAD about a dude bringing a sword to a gunfight lmao #and Wolfwood is once again NOT beating his “bad with money” charges #hope they keep this part in Stampede in some way because it really is over the top #repoast because I posted to the wrong blog oopsie daisy #had something written at the beginning but I forgot what it was :clueless:

[brainrotcharacters]

jtb joseph is he fell first he fell harder

#journey to bethlehem #joseph #joseph x mary #shut the fuck up “you need to forget about her” do you SEE how down bad that man is #hopeless himbo #i absolutely love it #milo manheim #milo manheim joseph

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

okay weird q incoming but what ways do you think speedsters can get sick? Like to my understanding, they can’t really come down with normal virus’ like the flu, right? But they could get things like chronic migraines?

NANOBOTS!!! This is one of the best pieces of canon lore ever. I did a whole post on it but TLDR: normal human metabolisms have so much shit going on that they don't even notice nanobots in their body BUT speedsters have hyper accelerated metabolisms that are the equivalent of the straight A's overachiever in school on meth. So speedster metabolisms do notice nanobots and they attack full force, triggering all of the body's defenses and responses.

But the nanobots are metal so it obviously doesn't do anything. It just leaves the speedster lethargic, feverish, vomiting, dizzy, with a headache, sore muscles and a runny nose, ect. It's basically an allergic reaction.

Now, poisoning them can work depending on what the poison is/what the dosage is. You would need a 100% fatal poison and you would need a fairly high dose. Because speedsters heal fast and they have a hyper accelerated metabolism, so any poison that is based on toxicity (alcohol poisoning for example) would be out of their system faster than it could even take effect.

But poisons that can't be cleared out/processed by the body (take cyanide for example, it binds with the chemical receptors in your body making it physically impossible to use oxygen) wouldn't really be affected by their metabolism at all. So while the speedsters could heal the damaged tissues from these poisons fairly quickly (making it seem as though they were only slightly affected) they would ultimately need time to do so, time they would not have if it kills them first. This isn't technically what you are asking because there would be no substance that 'makes them sick', there would only be 'fine', 'not fine for like a minute and then fine again' and 'dead'. (... unless they were hooked up to a steady supply of the toxin)

Likewise, (this is getting more into theoretical territory, less canon) there might be some illnesses that would affect them? Not for long but if you got something super fucking fatal like Rabies, it might make them display mild cold symptoms for a day or something.

I don't know though. They have really fucking good immune systems. And even super fatal diseases can be fought. Take my example of Rabies, while it is commonly thought to be 100% fatal once symptoms show up there actually have been cases of people surviving it. Rabies is a very stealthy and fast disease, so the main problem with treating it is that your body's immune system isn't fast enough to stop it. People have survived by being placed in medically induced comas (slowing their bodily functions and thus the disease) for long enough that the medication can eradicate it. So for a speedster? That's gone in a minute tops. You would need an insane disease that I'm not sure even exists.

There's also like... pregnancy and menstruation. Growing pains, muscle pain from running is a BIG ONE, being dehydrated/starvation, blood loss, ect. Lots of ways to fuck with a speedster in a way they can't immediately fix.

There are also speedster specific ailments. It's basically 50/50 if a natural born speedster gets a weird highly fatal aging disease. Sometimes speedsters can be born without a kinetic energy shield which makes using their powers at all incredibly fatal to them. All speedsters will have connectivity issues at some point that can be fatal. Sometimes Time Gets Bad™ (shout out to when Barry kept chronically stealing time from people/things every time he used his powers). Sometimes they have too much energy and can't maintain human form (shout out to when Wally didn't know what the speedforce was and was accidentally cosplaying Ghost Rider). Velocity 9 is a highly addictive drug that works on speedsters and makes them display typical addiction behavior (and withdrawal). V9 can also cause a speedster to 'overdose' (burst into flames/lightning/energy). They all have the constant urge to yeet themselves into the speedforce. Ect.

#here's the thing: they are made of speedforce but its not a skin deep thing. you feel me? like their CELLS are made of speedforce #so all shit still affects them #i keep saying that they don't need oxygen or food to survive and thats true but its only if they're actively compensating with speedforce #cause they can get energy from the speedforce or they can get energy from oxygen and food or both. they can't do neither #and they don't really *know* or understand that theyd be fine with JUST speedforce energy. they still think they need oxygen and food #so if they were suffocating or something they might instinctively crank up the speedforce to compensate but they're also very stupid #so they might just die. idk it really depends on who it is how much they know and how much SF they're drawing on #cause like... energy beings need energy yo #i hope this makes sense #the muscle pain one is interesting cause Wallys early runs are really big on the whole hitting the wall thing #he would hit a wall that he physically couldn't break through and it caused him a lot of pain. #some of that was not being hooked up properly cause Wally wasn't hooked up properly until he was an ADULT #because he is FUCKING INSANE and he just went 'huh i guess this is my limit and i will stay below it' liKE AN INSANE PERSON #anyway some of it was SF issues and some of it was mental but he actually got really really hurt anytime he got close to the wall #REALLY bad muscle pain. and like... it was potentially extremely fatal. 'breaking down your body into little bits' fatal #he doesn't get that anymore because hes properly hooked up now but jfc that man treated 'entering the death zone' like it was #the high score to beat at his local arcade. he took it as a fucking challenge. absolutely insane dude right there