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[ourfatherwhoartinhell]

Mountain: would you collect rocks with me, be honest

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[princessdimondheart]

Y/N: Simon?

Ghost: Yes, love?

Y/N: Can you come here for a second?

Ghost: yeah *goes to where Y/N is standing*

Y/N: sit on the couch *nudges him*

Ghost: *sits, confused* what is it?

Y/N: *places hands behind his neck and pulls his head closer* just come here

Y/N: *proceeds to shove Simon’s face into her well endowed bosom.*

Ghost: ?? Ghost: *muffled* ummm, ‘hat’s the poin’ of thiss luv?

Y/N: ssssshhhhhhh

Ghost: hah?? *tries to pull away*

Y/N: *shoves his face deeper into her boobs*

Y/N: sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh

Ghost: ….. *mentally: okaayyy* *gives up and relaxes*

Ghost: *tightens his arms around Y/N* *cuddles his face further in her breasts*

Ghost: *slides his hands down* *squeezes her ass with both hands* mmmmhh

Masterlist

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[steven-adler-but-its-me-instead]

*over text*

Mountain: sends an edit of Aether

Dew: woof woof awoo

Mountain, taking a screenshot: I'm sending that to Aether.

Dew: WAIT!-

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[thesunhatesme]

Copia, on the tour bus: do you even know what country you guys are in now!?

Phantom and Swiss, high as fuck:USA?

Copia:that is correct

Copia:and what state are you guys in now?

Dew, sky high:constant anxiety

Rain also sky high: denial

Mountain even higher:California

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[nimbusghoulette]

Sodo, on the phone: Papa, can I borrow 5000 bucks? Copia: Why the hell do you need $5000? Sodo: For an escape room. Copia: What kind of an escape room costs that much money? Sodo: ...jail.

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[miss-grim]

Dew, talking about Phantom: Sometimes his lights are on but no one’s home

Phantom: That’s not true

Phantom: I always turn the lights off before I leave the house

Dew: See?

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[cumulo-ghoulll]

Incorrect Ghost Quotes‼️

(pt. 10)

Dew: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Phantom: *crouches down*

Swiss: *kneels down*

Mountain: *sits down*

Dew: . . . I hate you all.

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[cryptid-ghoulette]

Phantom: do you think whales have relationships like we do? Swiss: i dunno, maybe Phantom: so maybe they also have arguements? Swiss: i guess so Phantom: does that mean theres a chance the whale sounds that mount listens to when he relaxes might actually be two whales breaking up and yelling? Swiss: go to sleep bug

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[ourfatherwhoartinhell]

Phantom: To smithereens has got to be one of the worst ways to get blown

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[princessdimondheart]

*imagine ‘The Office’ style filming*

Y/N: LETS GET A MOVE ON PRIVATES!!!

Privates: *huffing and puffing* *running like 10 miles*

Private A: sheesh, we should be getting a break already.

Private B: shhh, *whispers* you wanna get us in trouble with the Sergeant? Private A: who gives a shit?

*Private B notices something behind Private A and tries to signal him to stop*

Private A: She’s probably on her fuckin’ period!

*Sergeant L/N appears from behind*

Y/N: who’s on her period? You wanna fucking play, Private?!! Go back to the starting line and start all over again! ALL OF YOU!! NOW ! MOVE IT PRIVATES!!!

*collective groan of all privates*

*Gaz, Soap, and Ghost looking at the camera*

Gaz: He should have listened to his mate

Soap: ya don’t talk about a lady like that without consequences

Ghost: the wanker should have kept his bloody mouth closed. Fucker deserved it

*Y/N staring at the camera*

Y/N: I am on my period… and so what??

Y/N: *(¬_¬)*

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[im-queen-of-the-black-forest]

Festive Yule to all

Swiss: *popping up behind Aether, holding an unidentified stuffie* hey Aethe? What did you get Papa for Yule?

Aether: Oh! I got him a rat plushie!

Swiss: Really? *lifts plush* Me too!

Aurora: *pulling a plush out of her bag* Me, too?

Sunny: *holding a box with a tail coming out of it* erm

Cumulus and Cirrus: *peering in from the kitchen* We also got him a rat plush…

Rain and Phantom: *each holding up a bag with a stuffed snoot poking out of it* Looks like we had the same idea.

Mountain: *holding a rat shaped package* Dew, please tell me you didn’t get Papa a stuffed rat for Yule.

Dew: I got him… one that squeaks?

*Cut to Copia sitting on the floor of the ghoul common room amidst a huge pile of rat plushies, only his face visible. As we look an arm emerges from the pile and squeezes a bunch of the plushies, all of them squeak*

Copia: THIS IS THE BEST YULE EVER!!

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[thesunhatesme]

Phantom, newly summoned, showing his new shoes he just learned to tie:what you think!?

Swiss:good job bug, let’s try the other shoe

Mountain:he’s fuckin adorable

Dew:and adorably fuckable

Mountain:Dewdrop!

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[iichorot]

Phantom: *looking for a Ghoul he can follow and learn from* Pahntom: I need an adult. Dewdrop: I am an adult. Copia: *in the next room over* Something horrible just happened.

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[nimbusghoulette]

Rain: Why are you smiling?

Copia: What, can't I just be happy?

Swiss: Nihil tripped and can't get up.

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[miss-grim]

Dew, who has the highest pain tolerance of anyone while on stage or in the bedroom but is a total baby anywhere other than those two places: *injures himself*

Aether: I’ll get you some pills for the pain.

Dew: Extra strength. Not even extra, give me the maximum strength. Give me the maximum allowable dosage. Figure out what will kill me and then back it off a little bit.

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[shaykesqueer]

Dew adopts an imp

Mountain: Awww! What’s his name?

Dew: Imp

Swiss: You named your imp… Imp?

Dew: Yeah. It’s short for The Impending Heat Death of the Universe

Mountain: What is wrong with you

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