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gristlebloom-orchid · 15 days
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Rating Flesh statement givers
Keiran Woodward 15/20 he's chill, like him Lee Rentoul 16/20 Sick fuck, I like the energy (minus one because he was mean to Angela and Angela is neat) Sebastian Adekoya 20/20 MY BELOVED SEBASTIAN PLEASE BE IN TMP I WANT YOU TO BE THERE SO BADLY Christof Rudenko 1/20 I would give you a zero by how much of an asshole you are but your name rolls off the tongue nicely. Be happy you have 1. David Laylow 18/20 You're great, love your view on life, I like you very much, hope you recover well from your encounter dude Gregory Pryor 14/20 Yes, but why you gotta describe poor Hector like that Mrs.Carlisle 19.5/20 I need to know your name PLEASE YOU'RE SO BADASS (minus 0.5 is for lack of a first name Jonny give us the name of Mrs.Carlisle I need to know) Craig "Greg Goodball" Goodall 16/20 Craig "I didn't want my last thought on Earth to be lowkey racist" Goodall (this line fucking killed me)(and it's ironic.) Ross Davenport 25/20 MY BLORBO YOU NEED SOME THERAPY I'D BE WILLING TO PAY I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY Dylan Anderson 12/20 Take care of your pigs well, love them, please. Kind of forgettable tho, not the statement, just you Mikaele Salesa 13/20 JONNY STOP WITH THE MICHEALS how do you even write his name (also I used to think he was a girl) Lucia Wright 15/20 girl you recorded a statement about meat on my birthday/pos ALSO GNOSTISM??? THAT'S FUCKING INTERESTING Jared Hopworth x2 19/20 Dude I like you but WHY DID YOU KILL YOUR BEST FRIEND if you denied your internalized homophobia you could've dated also you have 7 hands and that's canon now (Alex said it) also what do you look like for your creator and VA to go NUTS about you Bonus - Reese "Gristlebloom Orchid" [No last name] - 30/20 ANOTHER BLORBO WHY ARE MY BLORBOS DYSPHORIC BODYBUILDERS BUT I LOVE THEM (also ft him getting me a cool user) Bonus - Tyler 19/20 I just think he's meat. I mean neat.
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autoneurotic · 1 year
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relistening to TMA after a year or so. the spiral would still get me but unsurprisingly now so would the flesh
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Now that I've finished the whole show, enjoy this very incomplete list of favourite Jon quotes:
"Fine, fine, I'll be more lovely. Now, can I get back to work?" MAG17
"I will record and add that part when it is found, either by myself or, given the scale of the Archive's mismanagement, by my successor when I pass away from old age." MAG19
"I'm not entirely made out of stone" MAG27
"Mh...more meat. Interesting." MAG30
"Well, this pompous ass has some very urgent work to do " MAG76
Very snarkily "Yes, I know what a meme is." MAG76
"It is remarkably easy to get an axe in central London" MAG78
"What, I could be on drugs." MAG83
"I suppose that leaves skulking around the periphery, which is what I was already doing!" MAG85
"Thays not fair! Sometimes I was kidnapped." MAG114
"Every other Avatar gets to have their feelings burned right out of them, but me? I’ve just got to sit in mine." MAG139
"I am not, nor have I ever been, “adorable.”" MAG164
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silly-lil-blog · 11 months
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My favorite thing in the about the statements is the random person they encounter that says something spooky and gives me goosebumps. Fav examples include:
"Enjoy sky blue." -Simon MAG21
"No, sir, you have nothing to fear from the dead." -Man from the Cemetery MAG23
"Be still, for there is strange music." (Not a person but it counts for me) -The Calliope MAG24
"You cannot stop slaughter by closing the door." Tom Haan- MAG30
"Tomorrow will be a good day for a run." -Hiker MAG31
I'll add as i go further along
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a-mag-a-day · 1 year
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MAG30 is one of two episodes I just can't listen through, so I'll have to opt out of this one.
Absolutely valid! take care <3
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sleevesareforlosers · 10 months
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anyway. *listens to mag30*
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ollie-jpg · 2 years
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you cannot stop slaughter by closing the door 🧍‍♀️
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jungwookjins · 4 years
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martin: [throat-slitting gesture]
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heliophaestus · 3 years
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day 7: killing floor
[ID: a drawing of a scene from MAG30 of the magnus archives. the background is a dull blue/grey hallway, where all of the corners and the top of the one hallway wall shown are covered in blood stains. in the middle of it is david laylow, shows from a side profile running down the hallway, looking behind him with a panicked look on his face. on the ground behind him are bloody footsteps that lead up to where he is currently. /End ID]
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pronouncingitwang · 4 years
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actually now that we’re on this does anyone have a solid count of how many times the “person of color is meant to have a foreign accent but then doesn’t... evil is clearly afoot” trope is deployed in tma bc so far i have
1. MAG20: “Father Singh only emigrated from Jaipur a decade or so before I met him, and he had always had quite a strong accent, but the voice that spoke now to read my litany of wrongdoing had no trace of it. It was a clipped and crisp RP accent, though in tone it seemed to match that of my friend.”
2. MAG30: “His name was Tom Haan, and I had never really spoke to him. For the longest time I wasn’t even sure how much English he spoke - he was from China, I think, and hardly ever said a word.... Anyway, it was as I was processing the last of the cows for that day that Tom Haan came over. I didn’t really pay him much attention, but he leaned close, gripped my shoulder and said to me in perfect English, ‘You cannot stop slaughter by closing the door.’”
3. MAG72: “[Haan] spoke with a crisp RP accent, which surprised me. You know what’s messed up? Here was this guy clearly about to kill me and carve me up for meat, and I still somehow felt bad about making the assumption that he couldn’t speak English, like I didn’t want my last thoughts on Earth to be low-key racist.”
either way i just think there are better ways to make a situation Eerie than writing a character to be an immigrant for no reason other than to comment on their accent or lack thereof; and that, on the flip-side, you can make a character an immigrant without commenting on their english speaking ability; and that moments like these really make it clear that tma wasn’t written with asian fans in mind
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gristlebloom-orchid · 7 months
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whoever that is I want to meet him (referred to as him 2 lines later)
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transarchivist · 4 years
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Top 5 TMA quotes?
oh that is. that is tough
1. “There is nothing done in the history of humanity that deserves the things that come after us.” -MAG134 Time of Revelation
2. “The song is loud and beautiful and I am so very afraid. There is a wasps’ nest in my attic. Perhaps it can soothe my itching soul.” -MAG32 Hive
3. “Be still, for there is strange music.” -MAG24 Strange Music
4. “I was so far from all existence, surrounded by the vacuum of everything. I could feel my soul trying to expand, to fill never-ending absence. And it hurt.“ -MAG106 A Matter of Perspective
5. “We run and shout and file on through our lives as simply as any cow, and after a while you can’t help but realize that we could turn into a lifeless carcass just as easily.“ -MAG30 Killing Floor
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sylspartyblog · 4 years
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Fear Entity Aesthetics - @flamboyantly-asexual
F L E S H
“Weirdest thing is, you start to kind of see people as meat too. [...] It’s just that, when you spend all day taking these living, breathing creatures - animals that move and cry and tremble in fear - and you turn them into lifeless blocks of dead flesh, it’s hard to believe in any special spark that makes us humans any different.” - MAG30 - Killing Floor
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snowshoe1980 · 5 years
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sometime-in-1995 · 2 years
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So I started some basic skin care kase sa totoo lang hindi ako maarte sa katawan, sabon at shampoo lang keri na ako HAHAHA Pero narealize ko (oo ngayon ko lang narealize 😂), malapit na ako mag30, hihintayin ko pa bang mahuli ang lahat? CHARIZZ! 😂 Ewan ko na lang talaga kung hindi umayos, pumuti at kuminis mga sulok-sulok dito.
Mga mild products lang pwede saken mga mamsh kase sensitive skin ko, feeling mayaman kahit hindi naman 😂 Hindi ako pwedeng magexperiment ng kung anu-anung products all at once haha Sana umepek utang na loob 🙏
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actualite-lyon · 7 years
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30 ans du procès Barbie : le Palais de Justice de Lyon revit le … – Lyon Mag
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